Chapter 143: Changing the Faucet
This Cheng Yulong's face was as if he had just eaten a delicious meal, but when he finished eating, he found that there was a corpse of a fly lying at the bottom of the bowl, and his face changed from satisfied to pork liver in an instant.
Everyone in the room thought I was coping with it easily, but only I knew how much it was going to cost at this point.
Not only do I have to control the aura to cast the Void Shield, but I also have to use the Void Eye to constantly strengthen the shield, although Cheng Yulong's attack did not cause any substantial damage to this shield, but it will inevitably be damaged after a long time, in case it is broken by this Cheng Yulong, then I will be embarrassed.
Time passed minute by minute, Cheng Yulong didn't know how many spells he cast, but he didn't have the slightest way to take my Void Shield, I was still swiping my phone leisurely in this Void Shield.
"Shrunken turtle!
Cheng Yulong shouted as he attacked my Void Shield.
At the same time, a group of disciples in the audience also shouted, "Shrink the head turtle and come out!"
"Shrinking turtle come out!"
I slowly put the phone in my trouser pocket, and then gave Cheng Yulong a blank look and said, "Turtle grandson, you can't break your grandfather's turtle shell, right?"
Cheng Yulong was annoyed and said angrily: "Bastard! What kind of ability does the shrunken turtle hide in your turtle shell all the time!
"You break my turtle shell!"
"Bastards! Waste! Hide in turtle shells! If you have a seed, come out!"
"Turtle grandson, if you call me grandpa, I'll come out!"
"! Get out of here! See if I don't cut off your glans!"
Cheng Yulong no longer has the slightest image to speak of, and he originally said that he would definitely burst my turtle shell, but in the end, he didn't even get a crack out.
Since this Cheng Yulong is so anxious to let me go out and fight with him, then I will fulfill such a small wish of his! How can I say that this thing is also my turtle grandson! We also have to hurt our grandson, right?
After removing my Void Shield, I walked slowly towards Cheng Yulong step by step, humming a little song while quipping, "Okay, okay, my good turtle grandson, Grandpa, didn't I come out, I see that you are in a hurry." Didn't pee your pants?"
Cheng Yulong laughed and said, "Hahaha...... You finally came out, I thought you were going to hide in your turtle shell for the rest of your life! If this is the case, I am also true, then you have nothing to do! But now that you have come out, then you will die!"
"Tianyan Hao Heavenly Sword!"
Cheng Yulong excitedly held his magic weapon and slashed at me with their Tianyan Sect's swordsmanship, and his face was full of confident smiles, as if he could win me as long as he released this move.
Although ordinary people also think so, after all, this Cheng Yulong is a master of the fifth order of returning to the truth! And I only have the first order of returning to the truth, it stands to reason that I should not have the slightest strength to fight back in front of this Cheng Yulong, and the reason why I was able to hold on for such a long time before was completely relying on the shield on my body.
They must think so, this shield of mine is released by a defensive magic weapon, but the gesture of release was perfectly disguised by me, and just now I came out of the shield because the shield released by this magic weapon has reached the spiritual realm, if I still have to insist in the shield, it will not be long before Cheng Yulong will break my turtle shell, and if I walk out by myself, this Cheng Yulong will not break my turtle shell, and I will not be ashamed.
I was a little amused when I looked at Cheng Yulong's confident face, did he really think that he had eaten me? Could it be that this disciple of Tianyan Sect is so brainless?
I wasn't polite to him, and in an instant, a series of spells were released.
"Void Gaze!"
"Void Power!"
"Nether Soul Thorn!"
My whole person seemed to disappear out of thin air, and Cheng Yulong's imminent attack had to stop because he had lost his target. Cheng Yulong appeared in the entire ring, and only a gilded spear in the air shone brightly under the rising sun, and the dazzling golden gourd added a bit of courage to it!
Where am I?
At this time, I had completely integrated into the body of the Nether Soul Spear, and the golden spear suddenly turned into a lifelike dragon.
The spear soared freely in the air, and from time to time it let out bursts of dragon groans.
Cheng Yulong was completely stunned, and his mind was blank at this time. Is this really a spell that only people of the first order of truth cast?
Cheng Yulong unconsciously stood in place shaking his legs, and a magical liquid flowed down from between his legs. In this much-anticipated ring, a miniature version of the river was spoken.
"Aangβ"
The Nether Soul Gun let out a dragon groan and then came to Cheng Yulong in an instant, and when Cheng Yulong was about to be penetrated by me and my Nether Soul Gun, he stopped without warning.
"Wow-ahh
The audience screamed, and even Qin Feng released a huge aura to block my attack, but before he could make a move, I stopped about a centimeter in front of Cheng Yulong's chest.
Cheng Yulong's eyes widened, as if he had seen something terrifying, and his stinky mouth opened as big as a small bowl, and I felt that I could stuff two eggs in Cheng Yulong's mouth.
This is not the point, but the point is that Cheng Yulong was scared to pee again, and this time he didn't stop urinating.
Yes, I'm not wrong, I just pee!
Cheng Yulong seemed to have been holding his urine for a long, long time, and suddenly he was able to solve the problem of wanting to be cool enough at one time.
Qin Feng glanced at Cheng Yulong's three-thousand-foot waterfall and shook his head while sighing.
I also lifted the state of the Netherworld Soul Gun and the human gun, and casually watched Cheng Yulong flow down the three-thousand-foot waterfall, and then shouted in the direction of the Tianyan Sect camp, "Hey, this Cheng Yulong's faucet is broken, which of you will come up to help him change it or block it, and there will be a game here later, I am afraid that it will affect the incomparably clear air of Taiyi Sect." β
After listening to me, Qin Feng also pinched his nose with disgust, because this Cheng Yulong's liquid was too smoky, and even I couldn't stand it a little bit Mileage Yulong stood far away.
This will be the turn of the Tianyan Sect to be embarrassed, and now the focus of the audience is all focused on the direction of the Tianyan Sect's camp.
And there were people in the square who discussed: "Do you say that this Cheng Yulong will never be able to turn off the faucet in the future?"
"Uh...... Probably not! When the pee is finished, it will almost stop. β
"But I heard that Cheng Yulong is still urinating after stepping down, and I don't know how many days this guy hasn't peed, and he actually stored such liquid. Although it's okay for us cultivators not to pee for a few days and nights, it won't be so much at one time!"
"Hey!! I'll tell you! I heard that Cheng Yulong's faucet may be broken and can't be turned off. I heard that Cheng Yulong kept urinating after he stepped down, and then I took a rope and tied it up for him. I thought it would be fine after a while, but who knew that after a while, after that disciple of their Tianyan Sect untied the rope, Cheng Yulong's faucet was like a high-pressure water gun, and that person looked ......"
"Alas, this Cheng Yulong can also be regarded as an outstanding disciple of their Tianyan Sect. Pity...... Alas, after this competition, he is estimated to be living with a ligation. β
"Do you think this problem will be solved after you change the faucet for him?"
"Are you stupid? It's not true, if the faucet is broken, you can change it, if you can change it, I must change it to a big, thick, and long one! Let our family know how good I am! Who made her dislike me every day!"
"Don't talk about your family, even I hate you! You say you're pretty tall, but your faucet ...... Alas, don't talk about it, it's all tears when you talk too much!"
β......β
Forehead...... What are they talking about? Change the faucet? If this guy can really change it, this will be a business opportunity! Do you think, those rich old men in China always like to look for those young, beautiful and charming women, but unfortunately their faucets are really not competitive...... If I go back to Huaxia to open a faucet replacement company, how much money will I have to make!
Tang Yuxiaobao didn't know when he stayed by my side and whispered: "Stinky rascal, don't you have a faucet in your hand! Or you can replace the one in your hand with Cheng Yulong! You see that he will stop ...... pitiful."
I......
Why is this Tang Yu Xiaobao so shameless! You say that you are a dignified lady of the Tang family, how can you say such a thing! Fortunately, you whispered and was not heard by the people next to you, if you heard it, how would you marry in the future!
Tang Yu Xiaobao felt that he was racing too much, so he changed the topic and said: "Dead bastard! I didn't expect you to be so powerful, to be honest, if you let me face any of your tricks just now, I really can't take it, that kind of domineering momentum makes people want to surrender." β
I glanced at Tang Yuxiaobao and said, "Don't talk about me, your Nine Thunder Whip is also powerful! I didn't expect you to hide such a powerful hole card, if it weren't for Bai Yuzhen deliberately seducing you, I wouldn't know!
Wang Buwei saw the two of us chatting so happily, he also interjected: "I have long admired the name of Tang Yuxiaobao, one of the Tianjiao of the Tang family, and it is an honor to finally be able to see the deity today! And Du Gongzi, you are the blackest dark horse in this big competition, Wang is admiring it! I was able to defeat Cheng Yulong of the fifth order of the Returning to Truth with the strength of the first order of the truth, I didn't care about you originally, but now I have to get to know you again! Fortunately, Cheng Yulong gave us a stone to ask for directions, otherwise we would definitely be planted in your hands. β
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