Huaxia movies were not made like this.

Not only are Chinese movies not made like this, but even no one in the world film industry plays like this.

The soundtrack and dubbing should pay attention to the entry point, if the cut is wrong, then, the thing to be reflected will be completely sour.

For example, your nervous horror movie suddenly came to an episode of "Northeast People Are Alive**......

It feels ......

The thief chicken is sour.

When the girl wrapped like a dumpling saw the banana, and then found everyone's extremely frightened eyes, she suddenly didn't know what to say, as if, subverted.

What is this movie for?

But......

Surprisingly, this kind of unreasonable cheating plot actually works very well.

While all the fans were stunned, there was another burst of laughter......

They don't know why they laughed, anyway, that's how they laughed!

The more hideous the expression of the farmer "Lu Aiguo" inside and the louder the roar, the more the audience inexplicably felt happy......

Especially after the festive suona sound appeared in the song "Today is a Good Day", this sense of joy has inexplicably reached its peak.

At the same time, the acting skills of the actors in it are also very realistic, as if they really saw a knife......

But it's not a knife, it's just a banana!

Have you ever seen a man holding a banana and scaring everybody?

No......

This kind of good acting, coupled with bananas, eventually forms a subtle chemical reaction.

Then, more than half of the fans were laughing.

But......

After laughing and laughing, the background soundtrack changed again......

It's another kind of comical-sounding background music......

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"I'm not a teacher, I'm a barber, it's none of my business, I'm not a teacher, I'm ......!"

“......”

"Don't be angry, I can understand you, really, I understand you......"

“......”

"I didn't, no, I used to have a son, I ......"

“......”

Teacher Huang stared at the "banana" sweating profusely and gasped......

"Banana" is very close to him.

The camera gave a close-up of Mr. Huang, sweating profusely on his forehead.

His throat trembled, and then, a scene came to mind about picking up the student ID card played by Qin Yao (Zhang Yu) this morning......

"If God gives me another chance, I will definitely not take care of that hair, even if I cut that hair, I won't pick up the student, I won't send the student ID card to the school, and I won't pretend to be a teacher if I send it in......"

Then, the narrator interjected into this morning's memories!

When the audience saw this scene, their expressions were as if they had seen Ultraman suddenly turn into a monster!

What's that?

This person is not a teacher, but Tony, the barber next to the school?

Have a dream of being a teacher?

That's too, right?

Wait a minute!

The audience suddenly remembered something......

The security guard of this school seems to be the person who sells bananas to people in the first act, and looking at this, this person is not a security guard?

So, what about the teachers at this school?

Where did it go?

Once again, there was a big anti-transfer, and the audience looked dazed......

The dazed did not last long, the picture of the plot turned again, and the camera turned to outside the school......

"Hello, Liu Xiao, I'm Xu Guo, I'm a new teacher, and my classroom is ...... Huh? I'll call you again in the afternoon? Let me go home first in the morning? Don't come to school? It's the wrong time? It's not today? I'm misremembering the time?"

“......”

"Am I really crazy? Or is my Alzheimer's getting worse? I'm only forty-seven years old!"

“......”

In the camera, a bald middle-aged man hung up his mobile phone in a daze, and began to doubt his life in a daze.

Subsequently......

"Hello, can you help me take a look at the pancake fruit stall first?My brother seems to have had an accident at school......" Cai Jiaming's character glanced anxiously at the middle-aged man who was falling into self-doubt, and then hurried into the school.

“？？？”

The camera gives a close-up of the balding middle-aged man.

The bald middle-aged man looked at the pancake shovel in his hand in a daze, feeling schizophrenic.

"Boss, bring me a pancake fruit......

"Boss ......"

“......”

When the urging sounded, the middle-aged man was in a trance.

And then......

And so it did.

In the cinema.

When the camera turned here, all the audience looked at this bald middle-aged man with wonderful expressions......

The audience was dumbfounded again!

"Wait, tell me, what's going on?"

"What? The teacher went to sell pancakes?"

"Wait, what's the matter with this headmaster, how can you still say this? Isn't the headmaster also the headmaster?"

"......"

“......”

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Zhao Yu looked at this nonsense plot.

I'm about to throw up.

What kind of plot does Shen Lang want to do?

What about this?

He subconsciously glanced at Zhang Yijun, but found that Zhang Yijun's expression was very serious.

"Director Zhang, this kind of bad movie, I don't think we ......"

"Keep watching...... Although the plot of this movie is a bit ripped and the soundtrack is messed up, I feel a sense of irony, and it's very strong, and, don't you notice? So far, no one has left halfway through, and no one has played with their phones......"

"Huh?"

"I seem to have seen a new, eye-catching way of filming, but this way is too evil...... Zhang Yijun narrowed his eyes.

“......”

Zhao Yu looked around.

And then......

He suddenly found that everyone was complaining about the movie, but the problem was that no one was looking down and playing with their phones.

Everyone seemed to be having fun, concentrating on complaining while watching the movie.

Zhao Yu suddenly felt very uncomfortable.

Bells and whistles!

Zhao Yu, who graduated as a traditional director and enjoys a variety of formal system education, looks down on these ......

He even felt disgusting, without any sense of art at all.

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"What the hell am I ...... It turns out that the real identity of this security guard is a robber, and he robbed the money to treat his girlfriend?"

“......”

"Damn, I don't know how many times I have relied on it, but the development of this plot, I still have to rely on it again, his girlfriend was not hit by a car, but directly stepped on the banana peel and smashed her head into the trash can and fainted?

“......”

"Come on, come on, damn it, this student is really not a student, but a plumber...... Well, the plot is reversed, the principal is not the principal, the principal is actually a thief, and he is a brother with the pancake and fruit vendor played by Cai Jiaming?

“......”

"What the hell? The headmaster was trapped in the bathroom with another security guard? Knocked out by a water pipe? The headmaster woke up...... What the hell, a real security guard has a gun? Wait, a toy gun with a lump of wood? What, he has a dream of being a policeman? He rushes over and he's thrown out of the window on a branch of a card? Fake security guard, a real robber used to be a hero?"

“......”

Generally, when a movie is played, all the audience should be quiet.

However, this movie is more noisy than ever.

Almost everyone is complaining about the plot of this movie......

Damn,, Nima, oh my god, my god, the sun......

All kinds of "civilized language" are simply one after another, so not crazy.

Everyone was stunned by the messy reversal.

Everyone thought that the heroine Qin Yao must be the one who provoked the main beam in this movie!

But......

After the movie was really halfway through, everyone found that except for Qin Yao, the heroine used for advertising, everyone else basically had characters reminiscing about the plot and had a behind-the-scenes story.

And the heroine Qin Yao ......

It's a complete backdrop......

The audience was made to have their hearts rise and fall by this reversal of the plot, and their brains exploded!

"Brother Lang...... I ......"

In the corner, the thin monkey listened to a large number of complaints, and immediately wanted to find a hole to get into.

Skinny Monkey feels that he has never cut such a messy movie in his life.

But......

Shen Lang showed a smile!

"Skinny Monkey, it's a good cut!Well, it's a master's level, and it's quite artistic......

“......”

After listening to Shen Lang's words, and then looking at a lot of noisy sounds in the movie theater......

The skinny monkey felt like he was about to cry.

What's so ......

What is it......

Still, it's okay, the editing of the Venice version is normal, phew!

Not only is it normal, but the key is that there are not so many brain-wrenching soundtracks......

Call!

The skinny monkey at this moment can only comfort himself like this.

In addition, he suddenly envied Huang Mao for being able to go to Venice to sign up for the exhibition.

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"Why is the screening room next door so noisy?"

"Did you get into a fight?"

"I don't know, let's go in and have a look. ”

"Good ......"

Next to the screening hall of "Our Youth", another movie has just ended.

When it was over, the gang heard a loud noise......

And then froze.

Everyone subconsciously looked at the door......

And then......

They find themselves unable to take their eyes off it anymore.

"Yes, actually, you guessed it right! I'm not a clock, I'm actually a thermometer...... Someone was careless and hung me up, and then I became a clock......"

"Do you think I'm a chalkboard eraser? No, I'm not a chalkboard eraser, I just look like a chalkboard eraser, actually, I'm a bar of soap, and this morning, a logistics staff bought the wrong ...... And then, stuffed me here......"

“......”

They were stunned.

What movie is this?

Followed by......

There was a sudden burst of scolding in the movie theater......

"Mom, Shen Lang came out to die!"

"The clock and the blackboard eraser have a memory plot, do you mean, our goddess Qin Yao is not as good as these things?"

"Shen Lang, I'll fight with you!"

"Ahh

“......”

..............................

"Do I have a nickname called Shen Expression?"

"Brother Lang...... I don't know, maybe you have too many emojis, but, Brother Lang, I think, let's go, otherwise, you won't really be beaten to death......"

"Ahem, ahem, too...... Sneaking ......"

“......”

As the film was about to end, the two figures crept out of the screening room in a burst of swearing......