Chapter 1172: Absurd War Comedy
Although it is the MV of Gu Xiaobai's new song, most of them do not have high expectations for the official MV of "June".
After all, there are too many big fish and meat, and the side dishes are no longer worth it.
Especially the last song "Ge Sheng", whether it is a genuine MV or a special edition MV, it can be called the extreme.
You can't be so good at every MV.
But in fact, Gu Xiaobai gave them another surprise.
In the official MV, Gu Xiaobai chose a piece of history of Qi Huangong's expedition to Lu.
But his eyes were not on himself, but he chose Zhong Rabbit as the protagonist of the MV, telling the story of Zhong Rabbit following Qi Huan Gong for the first time.
As a newly promoted nobleman who had just risen to the doctor's rank, the first expedition could make Zhongtu nervous.
In a hurry, he bought horses, prepared cars, received weapons and armor from the armory, brought his two cattle and three cattle from the next door as his entourage, and found a few strong men from the fief as his own soldiers, armed them, and followed the army with great ambition.
But as a new nobleman, he is completely unfamiliar with various etiquette and rules, and going out with the army is a very simple process for other nobles, but for him, there are various situations frequently, which makes everyone who watches the MV laugh from ear to ear.
If Zhongtu saw Gu Xiaobai arranging him like this, he would definitely complain about Gu Xiaobai: Am I Zhongtu shameless?
But it doesn't matter, I can bear it!
As long as you make military achievements, glorify your ancestors, expand your fiefdom, and become a great noble, it will be a victory!
Zhongtu, who has a beautiful dream, has suffered a cruel blow from reality.
On the way to the march, when he took two cattle and three cattle to steal other people's fruits to eat, he found that there was a Lu army stationed next to him, and immediately went back to report to the main general, hoping to launch a surprise attack.
Who would have thought that the Lord would say no, and only by ringing the bells and drums could he start a war, because it is not in accordance with etiquette to ring the bells and drums to call for war, and not to ring the bells and drums to call for invasion.
Zhong Tu had a whim, let the lord ring the bell and drum in front, and prepare a sneak attack in the rear, who would have thought that before launching an attack, he also needed to "send a teacher", that is, send someone up to challenge.
In this battle, Zhongtu made all kinds of strange moves, but all of them were vetoed.
When the other party crosses the river, let alone digging the embankment, it can't even attack on the shore, and it won't be able to win!
When the opponent is arranging troops, they cannot attack, and the two sides must line up in formation and face each other head-on......
This is not allowed and that is not allowed, almost suffocated Zhongtu to death.
Unsurprisingly, he lost in the end.
Including the main general, they all ended up being captured and had to be ransomed by Duke Qi Huan.
At this time, "June" was sung to the end, and the lyrics sang "Jifu Yanxi is happy, and he is blessed a lot." Come and return to the pickaxe, I will walk forever. Drink the friends of the royal family, and the turtle and carp. Who is Hou doing? Zhang Zhong Xiaoyou. ”
It depicts the scene of a banquet and celebration after returning from victory, but on the screen, Zhong Tu is sitting in a car and returning with other prisoners of war.
Looking at Zhongtu's puffing expression on the screen, netizens couldn't cry or laugh.
Then I couldn't help but think.
Is this kind of war really a war?
Or maybe this kind of war is really merciful?
Perhaps this is the ideal form of warfare that does not aim to kill people, but is truly obsessed with victory or defeat.
But in this world, how can anyone follow the rules like this?
Is this increasingly brutal war of modern times right or wrong?
But in any case, netizens didn't expect that the official MV of "June" turned out to be a war absurd comedy.
What exactly does Xiaobai want to express? Is this an expression of the "anti-war" theme?
Or is it a satire on the hypocrisy of war?
Or is it ...... Are you complaining about some people's spiritual victory methods, even though they have already lost, and they are still desperately advocating that they have won?
That's right, that's you, South Korea!
In fact, netizens are thinking too much, in fact, Gu Xiaobai is just to show his dissatisfaction.
As a traverser, he is actually the Zhong Rabbit inside, although as the Duke of Qi Huan, he has knowledge from the future, and he has Huo Quai's war experience, he can't let go of his hands and feet during the war, and he has to abide by all kinds of rules.
After all, during the Spring and Autumn Period, everyone was still nominally a prince, a courtier of the Zhou Dynasty, and they could not ignore etiquette.
However, etiquette is impossible to restrain too much, the world is gradually becoming involuted, and wars are becoming more and more cruel.
But if this is not the case, I am afraid that there is no strength left to resist the invasion from foreign races, and the long-standing culture may have been wiped out by foreign invaders long ago, just like other ancient civilizations in history.
Just as there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people.
Gu Xiaobai's "June" MV also gave people a lot to think about.
You can say that it is sarcastic, it is okay to say that it is thinking and exploring, Gu Xiaobai will never preach anything, but will lead you to think and understand.
Netizens have to sigh that Xiaobai is Xiaobai, and every MV can be taken out separately to make a movie.
And after watching the genuine MV, the next thing is the favorite "recitation" to unlock the special edition MV link!
"June", which was successfully promoted to the "most difficult lyrics", stumped many people, and in order to recite the lyrics correctly, many people carefully read the explanation and even the paper behind.
Finally, what everyone is really looking forward to, the special edition "June" MV has been unlocked!
The picture lit up again, and in the bathroom, behind Jiang Wei, a light door slowly unfolded.
At the same time, his mobile phone also rang.
Jiang Wei looked at the light gate, glanced back at his mobile phone, and died of confusion.
Finally, he turned and walked to the phone behind him.
The sound of "knock knock" footsteps, echoing in the bathroom, was very hollow.
When I picked up my phone, I heard the happy cheers of my colleagues coming from inside: "Brother Jiang, come to work early today, we are going to be commended! I heard that we will be paid several months of wages as bonuses, and we will be given a salary increase!"
Honored?
"By the way, I'll pick you up by car today, you hurry up and put on your clothes and go downstairs......"
Toot hung up the phone.
Jiang Wei turned his head back to look at the light door, looked at the mobile phone in his hand again, and finally put on his clothes.
He hesitated for a long time at the light gate, turned around, and went out.
Behind him, the light gate slowly shrank, turning into a ball of light suspended in the air, clearly extinguished, as if it was about to be extinguished.
In front of the screen, the audience couldn't help but sigh.
Brother Jiang, what are you struggling with!
Hurry up and marry a princess! What is there to be nostalgic for in real life! If you are a man, you have to go on an adventure!
But if this choice does fall on you, who can give up everything and go to a completely unknown world?
"Bang", Jiang Wei closed the door, and then sang:
"June perch,
The car is both ......"