Chapter 641: Why Should Single Dogs Be Embarrassed by Single Dogs

The style of 306 is as simple, straightforward, and brainwashing as ever.

306 is Gu Xiaobai's most people-friendly, fun, and brainwashing side.

Basically, every song posted under the name of 306 or Bai Mo Tingxia will become a popular background music and imitation object of various short video applications.

It can be seen that the influence of 306 in the young people.

For example, the tsundere dance of "Hmph, I'm Angry" and the cat's paw dance of "Meow is Cool".

And once, the four teenagers brought a particularly cute dog ear dance.

Although this time, Gu Xiaobai did not participate in the whole process, but was written and composed by the other three people.

But for now, it seems that the song is still very good!

After all, having traveled so far with Gu Xiaobai, it is not so difficult for them to learn music theory.

These four teenagers, they can write sharp things like "Just Mean Cheap", "Young People Can't Do It", they can write tsundere like "Hmph, I'm angry", or they can write while selling cuteness and playing cheap, such as the current "Song of a Single Dog".

At this moment, I don't know how many parents who have complained about 306 before, why don't they write a song for dogs, they are all going crazy with laughter.

Finally write us a song!

Although how strange this song sounds.

Why do we want to be single!

Wait, what's wrong.

You guys, isn't the reason why you are single dogs because you are single in strength?

I don't believe you guys are going to talk now, if you want to find a girlfriend, you will still be single!

Believe it or not, the current army of young ladies can rush over directly and bulldoze Vietnam!

Not to mention anything else, just the appearance of this group of teenagers, shaking their long legs, holding up their fingers, and dancing with dog ears, is enough to make the hearts of many young ladies pound.

After singing this paragraph, the screen switches again.

This time it became Huang Mingyan's friend, his roommate, Pan Shuzhi, who had a crush on Po Shi.

"I'm so good

Should be very sought-after

But why do I like it

It's become someone else's girlfriend......"

Pan Shuzhi, who was singing the song of a single dog with his companions, suddenly saw someone passing downstairs, hurriedly ran downstairs, rushed down the stairs all the way, and even fell, and then hid behind a tree, carefully reading the Baoshi in front.

In his hand, holding his mobile phone, he clicked on an avatar, wanting to send a message but not daring to send it.

I saw a boy running over happily, saying hello to Bao Shi, and then the two of them left hand in hand.

Pan Shuzhi watched the two leave sluggishly, with a "snap", the mobile phone was thrown on the ground, and then knelt on the ground in distress, holding the broken mobile phone, wanting to cry without tears.

In the background, Bao Shi and another boy leave hand in hand.

Then as soon as the picture turned, it became the first paragraph above, Huang Mingyan saw others holding hands, secretly poking and poking at the scene of each other's hands in secret.

Seeing this, everyone burst into laughter.

I didn't expect there to be a small loop here!

Did this happen before the first paragraph, or after the first paragraph?

Or is it a hint...... Is this an endless cycle?

It's been happening all the time.

Broken love cycles?

The song is up again:

"I can't help it, that's it

You can only call yourself yourself

Say it to yourself

You're a good guy to give you a card......"

As Pan Shuzhi walked, his broken mobile phone suddenly rang, and then he saw the name displayed on it, "Baoshi".

Pan Shuzhi was pleasantly surprised and wanted to answer the phone, but the screen had already been broken, and he clicked it several times before he clicked the answer button.

I picked up the phone with anticipation, and the picture turned again, and it became a boys' dormitory, where several friends from the dormitory got together, pinching their throats and saying something.

Pan Shuzhi's mobile phone was not particularly clear, he tapped on the mobile phone, and then leaned into his ear, revealing a look of surprise.

Pan Shuzhi, who was inexplicably surprised, ran all the way back to the dormitory, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw several other friends in the dormitory, and suddenly opened a banner:

“B?n là m?t ng?? (You're a good guy)!"

Then, the banner flipped abruptly: "Nh?ng t?i ?? có ng?? i t?i thích (but I already have someone I like)!"

Seeing this, netizens laughed like crazy.

Why?

Why do single dogs hurt each other!

At this moment, the interlude sounded, and the melody, which could not be said to be sad or cheerful, moved forward under the firm root sound of Wang Haixia's guitar.

The picture turned again, Pan Shuzhi secretly got up from bed in the middle of the night, picked up Huang Mingyan's mobile phone, and glanced at the date circled on the calendar card next to him, which said "Mingzhu's birthday, remember to give Mingzhu a gift".

Then, he successfully used this birthday password to unlock Huang Mingyan's mobile phone.

At this moment, looking at the pearl of this MV, my heart is extremely complicated.

Because, that date is really her birthday!

Was Huang Mingyan still thinking about giving himself a birthday gift before?

Remember that this guy forgot last year, so did you write a reminder this year?

God knows, these physics students, they can remember the most complicated formulas, but they can't remember their girlfriend's birthday!

But that's exactly what makes them lovely, isn't it?

Pan Shuzhi turned on his mobile phone, changed his name to the word "dear" in the address book, and then poked and laughed secretly.

Seeing this, the audience all understood.

Damn!

What a black heart!

Sure enough, it's your brother who really cheats you!

In order for you to stay single, your brother really went to great lengths!

The mutual harm of single dogs is really the root of all evil in this world!

At this time, the melody in the music gradually stopped, and only Wang Haixia's never-slave root sound was left paving.

"Jump, Jump, Jump......"

The descending root note lays out a deep tone.

Mingzhu accidentally saw a message from Huang Mingyan's mobile phone called "dear".

"When will you be back?"

"Come back soon. ”

"We've all stripped naked, and we won't wait for you anymore......"

"Don't be attached to that woman, come back to us!"

The girl who played Mingzhu was furious, and the next second, it was the picture of Huang Mingyan being driven out and then smashed on her body by her mobile phone.

Mingzhu was about to burst out laughing.

How could there be such a thing!

What the hell are these bad friends going to do!

My old yellow is so miserable!

Huang Mingyan rushed into the sea in pain.

Then there was a roar: "I'm out of love!

Seeing this, netizens really feel ......

Enough of you!

This MV, do you still have to make a messy narrative, loop, and harm each other?

Is this the class brotherhood of a single dog?

And the plot turned out to be picked up!

I picked up the beginning of the MV!

Are physicists' thinking so fresh and strange?

One episode ends, and the next second, the chorus sounds, and the handsome teenagers, again dancing with dog ears on the deck, sing what is probably the most pitiful chorus:

"I'm a single dog

Woohoo woop

I don't have half a girlfriend

Woo~~~

We are both single dogs

Woohoo woop

It still doesn't add up to half a girlfriend.

Woohoo ho ~~~~"