Chapter 235: Master Fishing: Mr. Yang's boring life!
Early the next morning.
Yang Bufan rubbed his eyes and got up, and then saw that breakfast was already set on the table in the restaurant.
But I didn't see that Yang didn't forget her, she should have gone to school.
Sure enough, it was the soy milk and fritters that I bought.
Then except for soy milk and fritters, there was nothing else to eat, not even pickles, and the whole table was extremely clean, refreshing and shabby.
This food is not even as good as usual!
There was also a sticky note on the table that read...... The soy milk fritters you want, hey, I originally wanted to make you a love sandwich, but you have to eat soy milk fritters, forget it O(β©_β©)O~
Yang Bufan scratched his head, knowing that this was Yang Buyi fighting, so he also picked up a pen and wrote on a sticky note...... Dear sister, a hundred paragraphs, hurry up and write!
After breakfast, Yang Bufan and Xia Wenwen drove to work together.
It snowed again today, and it was very congested along the way, and in the end, it was almost half past eight before Yang Bufan arrived at the unit.
As soon as he entered the office, Wu Yuanzhang rushed in.
"Brother Bufan, last night someone named Yang Bucheng added me, saying that it was your sister, and then he wanted to write me a hundred paragraphs, is it true?"
Yang Bufan walked to the sofa and boiled a pot of water to drink some tea today, he laughed while making tea.
My sister is still quite efficient in doing things.
"That's right, it's true that I'm a sister, you can use the jokes she wrote for you as you like, no problem. β
Wu Yuanzhang came over at this time, lowered his voice and said, "Brother, it's not that I don't want to use it, but I really have to ask you about these jokes." β
Yang Bufan waved his hand and said: "You can make your own decisions about such a matter, don't ask me everything, you have to make your own judgment!"
Wu Yuanzhang's face was blank.
Have to make your own judgment?
The problem is that I can't tell!
Wu Yuanzhang felt a little panicked, and then showed Yang Buyi and his chat history.
"Brother, let's take a look, I really can't judge this. β
Yang Bufan was a little speechless, and said in his heart that it was just a few jokes, just funny or stalked, it was so complicated.
To be honest, Yang Bufan really doesn't value short videos.
After all, compared with the title TV program and the means of cooperating with reality shows, the advertising effect of short videos is actually not very strong.
If the super comedian who is still in the title stage, and the crazy challenge that has been broadcast on the Internet is the regular army, then the short video made by Wu Yuanzhang is an auxiliary force, if it can rub the heat or make a few hot stalks, it will be regarded as a meritorious achievement.
If it weren't for the corporate popularity of each settlement cycle, Yang Bufan might not have paid much attention to this matter.
This time, Yang did not forget to write a joke for Xingbang's short video, and it was also a bit of a deliberate attempt to make things difficult for his sister.
Yang does not forget, don't you want to be a talk show celebrity, you can't even write a hundred jokes, what talk show will you say in the future, just study honestly and take the university entrance examination.
With such an idea, Yang Bufan picked up Wu Yuanzhang's mobile phone and saw Yang Cheng's idea.
"Brother Wu, my idea is like this, a hundred jokes are a lot, but if it is not systematic, there will be no increase in the popularity of your account. So I decided to use these 100 jokes to form a continuous theme, or a short play. β
"Sister, no problem! You brothers and sisters are geniuses, I will do exactly what you say!"
"Haha! I'm a genius, my brother, it's just luck. Let me talk about the idea, the name of this series of short videos is Mr. Yang's daily life, go to the style of complaining!"
"Mr. Yang?"
"That's right, it's my brother, in the future, you will send two short videos every day, one is still the style of the past, shoot the daily life of the factory and beauties, and the second will shoot my brother!
"Uh, is that okay?"
"Brother Wu, who said it just now, I did exactly what you said, and it doesn't matter if you talk so quickly?"
"Okay, then do as you say. β
......
When Yang Bufan saw this, he finally understood what Wu Yuanzhang was struggling with.
Usually he shoots the daily life of the factory, or shoots some beautiful employees dancing, as long as it does not involve the secrets of the factory, then it is casual.
Now that Yang doesn't forget to do this, it's completely different!
This is going to shoot Yang Bufan, and in the future, the boss of the Xingbang factory will personally go to the factory to shoot a short video, and the meaning of this short video is completely different.
Moreover, you have to ask Mr. Yang about this, after all, Mr. Yang has directly changed from a funder to an actor!
"So, this is Yang's plan?"
"Brother, it's true, from me, I really can't refuse. Brother, if you think it's unreliable, why don't you tell our sister. β
Yang Bufan was laughed at directly, his sister really has a bad idea.
But it seems that I don't have anything to lose, isn't it just to let Wu Yuanzhang take a picture every day, I just walk around the factory every day, or work in the office, I can shoot as much as I want, I want to see, you Yang don't forget how to complain about me.
The main thing is that I, Yang Bufan, as the boss of the Xingbang factory, have no slots at all!
Clap!
Shoot whatever you want!
Thinking of this, Yang Bufan smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Xiao Wu, I agreed, you can shoot, anyway, I'm so handsome, why are I afraid of appearing on camera?"
Wu Yuanzhang breathed a sigh of relief, anyway, he didn't know what to do about this matter, as long as Yang Bufan agreed.
"Okay brother, I'll shoot you from now on!"
"Okay, be careful not to divulge the company's confidential affairs, except for this, you don't need to pay special attention to anything else. β
Wu Yuanzhang nodded to indicate that he understood, and then immediately picked up the phone and called.
"Hey, come and put me on camera. No kidding, I want the highest definition, by the way, I want the lens to be able to expand and adjust the angle by itself, hurry up, I'll have to install it in a while!"
Yang Bufan's eyes widened.
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Seeing Wu Yuanzhang put down the phone and walked out, Yang Bufan grabbed him, eager to blow him up.
"Xiao Wu, what are you doing with monitoring! You can be safe anywhere else, but you can't be in my office, isn't this nonsense?"
Wu Yuanzhang asked with a face: "Brother, didn't you agree just now?" The name of this short video series is Mr. Yang's daily life, of course I want to shoot you!"
Yang Bufan couldn't resist the idea of hammering Xiao Wu's head, and said directly: "Then you don't need to monitor it, is this like a word?"
Xiao Wu spread his hands: "Brother, our sister said later, you can't pose for a photo, then there will be no explosion, just install a monitor and then intercept the clip every day, so that it won't delay your time." β
Yang Bufan: "That can't be ......"
Wu Yuanzhang sighed: "Our sister also said, if you regret it, let me follow you every day, it will have the same effect, that is, I am a little tired." Brother, it's okay, why don't you take a mobile phone and shoot you, I'm not tired. β
Yang Bufan felt that he had lifted a stone to shoot himself in the foot this time.
"Okay, let's pretend, but the viewing rights are only me and you, understand?"
"Okay, don't worry, brother!"
Seeing Wu Yuanzhang leave happily, Yang Bufan sat down on the sofa.
What's going on?
Who has ever heard that the boss of a business wants to install surveillance in his office, isn't this sick?
But now Yang Bufan himself is a little difficult to ride a tiger, he has already agreed, if he regrets it now, his face will be completely gone.
If you don't even let Xiao Wu monitor, then you have to let Xiao Wu follow behind his ass every day, like a fart, who can stand this?
Yang Bufan felt that he needed personal space very much, and he needed it very much!
If Xiao Wu follows himself every day, it will not be like that in the first place, and Xiao Wu's own work will be delayed.
It would be even more outrageous if you changed to a fixed photographer.
Overall, it's easy to install a monitor.
However, Yang Bufan's heart always felt weird.
I've heard of bosses monitoring employees, and it's really the first time that bosses themselves monitor themselves.
Yang Bufan picked up the cup, took a sip of tea, and sighed deeply.
As soon as I took two sips of this cup of tea, there was a knock on the door of the office, and two young men from the logistics department rushed in vigorously, and under the command of Wu Yuanzhang, they began to install the monitor.
Half an hour later.
Yang Bufan sat in front of his computer, motionless.
He looked at the giant white retractable panoramic surveillance camera in the upper left corner of the wall with a side light, and he felt like he wanted to cry without tears.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What the hell am I going to do?
Yang Bufan really doubted life.
A hundred jokes, that is, I have to insist on a hundred days under the surveillance of this surveillance camera!
And he can't directly abandon this office, otherwise he will seem to be too cowardly, and if he doesn't forget it, Yang will not forget to instruct Xiao Wu to turn into a paparazzi to follow him.
At this moment, Yang Bufan fully understood the true meaning of the idioms left by many ancestors.
There is darkness out of nothing, Chen Cang imagines it out of thin air, and fabricates it out of thin air...... The most important thing is to cocoon oneself and seek one's own death.
Now what?
Yang Bufan sighed, thinking that it was better to forget it, just don't pretend to be any characters, a hundred days, if you use it for acting every day, it will be too tiring.
Forget it.,It's usually like that.,Anyway, I'm in the office just working and resting.,I don't believe there's anything to be created here.γ
When the time comes, a hundred jokes will not be popular, and you can slap your sister in the face.
So Yang Bufan directly let himself go, anyway, if the monitoring does not exist, what are you afraid of!
He took off his overalls, changed into short-sleeved shorts, and replaced his shoes with flip-flops.
Well, it's still a little hot.
Yang Bufan walked to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of cold Coke and opened it with a snap, and then drank it while processing the company's internal emails and approving various DingTalk applications.
In this way, Yang Bufan worked seriously for an hour, and basically completed the backlog of a week's work.
Then he habitually put his feet on the table, took out the melon seeds that should have been in the cabinet of confidential documents, and opened an episode of the super talk show.
It should be a little interesting to make Yang not forget something so obsessed, right?
I watched it for five minutes...... What is this? What are you talking about? Isn't this just a joke?
I watched it for ten minutes...... This DISS is too 6! Open mic has to be so cruel!
Yang Bufan watched it with relish and completely forgot himself.
......
In the evening, Yang, who had already finished school and had obtained the monitoring permission, did not forget to sit at home and meditate.
She clutched her hair, her brow furrowed, and next to her walnut yogurt and Red Bull.
Walnut yogurt replenishes dead brain cells.
Red Bull used to stay up late thinking about jokes.
Yang did not forget to use fast forward to watch Yang Bufan's monitoring for a day, as well as the video of him going to the factory workshop.
After watching Yang Bufan's day, Yang Bufan didn't forget that he hated it so much.
My brother usually says how busy he is, but it turns out that he thinks that after all, it is the entrepreneurial stage, and it is normal to be busy.
But look at what Yang Bufan is doing all day, the time he really spends working seems to be only two hours?
Or an hour?
Other times, this product has been swiping his mobile phone, playing on the computer, watching videos, eating, eating melon seeds, and drinking widely!
Is it so easy to start a business now?
Today's monitoring completely refreshed Yang Cheng's three views, she suddenly felt that she was really hard, tired from school every day, and then for this so-called angel investment, she had to stay up all night thinking about jokes!
But what about the capitalists, people have been enjoying life!
No way, just think!
Yang did not forget to take out the new computer that Xia Wenwen gave her, and tapped on the keyboard from time to time.
Mr. Yang's daily life!
The name is a bit ordinary, according to the performance of Yang Bufan today, he should simply change the name to Mr. Yang's salted fish daily!
No, no, no, saying that he salted fish is lifting him, it should be called Mr. Yang's stench daily!
It's so hi every day, it's unreasonable!
Yang didn't forget to be jealous, but there was no way to take Yang Bufan, after thinking about it, she directly typed out a new name on the computer.
Fish Master: Mr. Yang's boring life!
That's right, it's called this, this is what makes people hate, and then complain fiercely, you can gain the audience's sense of identity.
Yang didn't forget to think of this, and slapped it violently!
Then she started editing hard.
To be honest, Yang Bufan still did a lot of work today, but unfortunately, this does not conform to the core values of this show, and none of these pictures are selected.
Kindness?
Change into short-sleeved shorts and wear flip-flops, you can cut it in!
This is good!
Drink Coke, drink cold, and drink six bottles a day, this product is not afraid of some kind of dysfunction?
What else?
Eat melon seeds, watch variety shows, after all, these are big slots.
Yang Bufan frantically typed on the keyboard, deleted it, changed it, and finally came up with the final version of today's copywriting...... Through our survey of many entrepreneurs, successful entrepreneurs should have the following conditions: work efficiently or even not at all, six bottles of Coke a day, dress casually and naturally show the demeanor of successful people, understand the world's major events, especially the entertainment industry, and finally, put JIO wearing flip-flops on a desk worth 30,000 yuan.
Yang didn't forget to see this final version, and she felt a little uncertain, but she still logged in to Wu Yuanzhang's account and then posted this short video.
As for whether it can succeed in the end, can the number of likes exceed 100,000...... It's up to God's will.