Li Shimin was extremely comfortable at the moment, looking at Wei Zheng's stunned appearance, and then looking at the head of the Cui family, he looked like a ghost.

He felt that he was forcing it, pretending to be absolutely, high-end and high-end.

This is the correct use of knowledge.

"Qinghe Cui, but that's it!"

Li Shimin put his hands behind his back, full of force, and looked at the eldest grandson queen who came from the harem in a hurry.

The head of the Cui family turned blue, this is definitely a provocation, but Li Shimin hit him too hard just now, after all, he didn't know that he could still do this, guide rumors, and really live and learn until he is old.

However, after all, he was scheming, and after digesting the shock brought to him by Li Shimin, the corners of his mouth hooked up a sneer, his thinking was very good, but it was unrealistic.

He smiled and said:

"Your Majesty, I'm afraid you haven't forgotten that the change in Xuanwumen is a beautiful talk that the people of the Tang Dynasty like to see!"

"What incident do you want to use to cover up the light of the Xuanwu Gate Change?"

"Do you want to use Fang Xuanling to do something with his wife?"

"It seems, not enough!"

The head of the Cui family snorted coldly, regained his composure and wisdom, and felt that he seemed to be a sure winner.

After Li Shimin listened, his face stiffened, yes, just like Chen Tong said, his Li Shimin's popularity is the highest.

Obviously, Fang Xuanling's fear of his wife is really not on the same level compared to his big Li Shimin's Xuanwumen changes, and it is estimated that he will not be able to distract much attention.

Li Shimin's face darkened, and he thought, should he create an incident?

However, what kind of incident can be created to overwhelm the impact of the Xuanwumen Change, and it will not have much negative impact on Datang? This is really a big problem.

The head of the Cui family used his fingers to knock on the table leisurely, and the old god took a sip of tea in his eyes, his eyes full of pride and pride.

"Your Majesty, the royal family and the family share weal and woe, don't you learn from Yang Guang and play with fire and self-immolation!"

The head of the Cui family was unceremoniously, he wanted to remind Li Shimin that the power of the family's gate valve was not weaker than the imperial power, and Emperor Yang of Sui was a lesson from the past, and he even wanted to move the door valve.

Li Shimin's face turned blue with anger, this is definitely a threat.

Wei Zheng was furious, pointed at the head of the Cui family and scolded:

"How dare you talk to Your Majesty like this, are you threatening Your Majesty?"

"Do you still have any of the virtues of a courtier?"

The head of the Cui family looked at Wei Zheng spraying himself, he smiled, and replied lightly:

"The king regards his ministers as his siblings, and the ministers regard him as his heart, and the king's ministers regard his ministers as mustard, and the ministers regard him as enemies. ”

"These are the words of a saint!"

"I'm just reminding Your Majesty a few words, why should Lord Wei be angry, it's up to Your Majesty to listen or not. ”

"I am also a blunt admonition, Datang Xinli, the family gate valve is the white jade pillar of Datang, and the sea purple gold beam. ”

The head of the Cui family arched his hand in the direction of the Confucian Temple, and with a word, Wei Zheng's face was ugly.

Because Wei Zheng knows that now the Tang Dynasty can no longer have a family to make trouble, otherwise it will definitely follow the old path of the Sui Dynasty.

People are speaking with strength, and he has no choice, it depends on how His Majesty chooses.

After all, the family is the backbone of the Tang Dynasty, and the foundation of the Tang Dynasty is the Guanlongmen valve and other families, and more than ninety percent of the officials are from the family.

Li Shimin's face darkened, and he now wanted to delete Mencius's quotations like Zhu Yuanzhang.

The eldest grandson queen is beautiful and wrinkled, she feels sorry for her husband, and she is constrained by the door valve everywhere.

The atmosphere in the hall was extremely oppressive, and at this time, a howl came from outside, attracting everyone's attention.

"Your Majesty, you have to be the master of my old Cheng!"

"Wei Zheng, this old horseman, his subordinates are looking for trouble with me all day long, isn't it just a cow?"

Before Cheng Yanjin came, the sound spread to the main hall, and then, everyone saw that Cheng Yanjin dragged the two ministers and threw them directly into the main hall.

Li Shimin was holding back the fire in his belly, and when he saw such a farce, he said with a displeased face: "What the hell is going on?"

The two ministers fell to their knees, they saw Wei Zheng, and immediately had the backbone, and immediately impeached Cheng Biting Jin, and said one by one with a crying voice: "Your Majesty, you want Weichen to be the master." ”

Li Shimin had a headache, and he knew what was going on without asking, "Didn't I say it, Cheng Biting Jin's family died a few cows, so don't report it!"

The two ministers were obviously greatly wronged, and pointed at Cheng Biting Jin with trembling fingers, and exclaimed sadly:

"Your Majesty, do you know how Cheng Guogong's cow died this time?"

"Cheng Guogong actually said that his cow was hanged!"

Several ministers obviously felt that their IQ had been insulted.

Burst~~~

The head of the Cui family was drinking tea, and he squirted out in one sip, almost choking himself to death, cow, can he hang himself?

My mother-in-law, Cheng Biting Jin, you are really talented!

My Qinghe Cui family, with your relatives, is really smoking from the ancestral grave.

Empress Eldest Sun was still worried about Li Shimin, but when she heard this, she was directly stunned, her head was buzzing, and her beautiful eyes lost focus in an instant.

She only had one thought now, how did the cow hang herself?

Wei Zheng was also dumbfounded, and scolded angrily: "Cheng Biting Jin, aren't your cows becoming sperm?"

Cheng Yanjin was also angry and snorted:

"Damn, it's not you who said, my old Cheng's cow has been hit and killed, and there is no new trick. ”

"Our family is very good, that's also dignified, it probably listened, this time it hanged itself, isn't it new enough?"

"What else do you want?"

It's not easy for Cheng to bite my cow, don't go too far, next time, I don't know how my cow should die?

This Wei Zheng is angry, his nose is about to smoke, and the tricks are new enough, but the key is that your cow must also have this ability!

For your reason, can you make up a snack?

Empress Eldest Sun snorted and laughed.

Li Shimin is too, the corners of his mouth twitch wildly, talent.

Suddenly, Li Shimin's eyes lit up, and the cow hanged himself, isn't this super big news, throughout the ages, this is the only scorpion poop!

Li Shimin laughed, pulled Cheng Jin's arm and said:

"Cheng Aiqing, is your cow so spiritual? Can it still hang itself? Can it be hanged tomorrow?"

"I must spread this anecdote all over my Tang Dynasty, this is a wonder of ancient and modern times. ”

"You're really my lucky general!"

Li Shimin is crazy with happiness, he has already thought of a series of plans, ready to hype up the matter of the cow hanging, Chen Tong is right: it is not unusual for people to hang themselves, but it is rare for cattle to hang themselves.

Cheng Yanjin scratched his head, "This.... Your Majesty, it is estimated that the cow will also have to prepare, I am afraid that it will not be able to adapt for a while, after all, it has changed a new trick, and the cow is also very confused. ”

In fact, he was even more confused, just like that, Your Majesty, you actually believed it, and I felt that this world was too unreal.

..........

Cheng Yanjin didn't know how he left the palace, in short, his cow could be hanged, and he had to hang himself, and he had to hang himself in public.

Cheng Biting Jin's face was depressed, what could be done?

How do I have to explain this to the cow, so that it can understand, the operation of hanging?

Before Cheng Yanjin walked home, a terrifying news was circulated.

"Is it the degradation of morality, or the distortion of cow nature, Cheng Guogong's cow actually learned to hang himself!"

"Cheng Guoguang's cow died with a new trick, don't miss it when you pass by, tomorrow Cheng Guogong's house, the cow hangs himself...."

"Really? I used to think that it was very spiritual to be killed, but it turned out that I was lonely and unheard.... I'm looking forward to it, Brother Zhang, Brother Liu, let's go and see it tomorrow. ”

"Together, we must go to see it, I think this situation and this scene must be able to write a poem, ah Brother Niu..."

Cheng Biting Jin opened his mouth wide, I also want to know, how did the cow learn to hang himself?

His Majesty gave a death order, and if the cow was not hanged tomorrow, he would have no beef to eat in the future.

.........

in the Royal Palace.

The head of the Cui family is really mad, Li Shimin in front of him, just let people spread rumors and hype about the hanging of the cow, which is completely showing off.

"The cow hanged himself, is it okay?"

Li Shimin smiled and raised the wine glass in his hand towards the head of the Cui family.

The Cui family was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, "The old man is really moldy for eight lifetimes, and he and Cheng Yanjin, this kid formed a family, Your Majesty, this time you are ruthless!"

He saluted Li Shimin and left with a pale face.

Li Shimin shouted at him: "Don't forget, let's go to see the cow hanging tomorrow, you probably won't see such a spectacle in your life, while you're still alive, see more." ”

The head of the Cui family was stumbling, if it weren't for his grandson to support him, it was estimated that he would have to fall on his heels.

Li Shimin feels so cool that he must go to the group to share it.