Chapter 482: You're too dishonest when you sleep!(Thank you for the unsealing of Ta Liu)
Zhao Xu was dragged into the back of the house by his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao, and the two sat at the head of the bed.
Li Miaomiao rested her head on Zhao Xu's shoulder, and said sadly: "Brother-in-law, I fell out of love for the first time, do you want to laugh at me in your heart?"
"Silly girl, I'm laughing at what you're doing. Your sister and I are also looking forward to you having a good home, but people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and Gao Kaiyu is not suitable for you. It only means that your true destiny has not yet arrived!"
"Then you coax me, people are really sad!" Li Miaomiao said holding Zhao Xu's arm.
"Okay! I'll tell you a few jokes. Zhao Xu said.
"yes! I love to hear jokes. ”
Zhao Xu described vividly: "Once, there was a timid witness who was being questioned by a lawyer. The lawyer asked the witness, and the witness replied that it had been settled! The lawyer asked, "With whom?" The witness replied, a woman. The lawyer said angrily, "Nonsense, have you ever heard of someone marrying a man?" The witness replied: Yes, my sister was married to a man. ”
"Oh yes, you're getting this old joke, it's not good! Li Miaomiao pursed her mouth and said.
Zhao Xu said: "Okay!"
"There was a patient who went to the doctor and he said to the doctor: Doctor, I've been under a lot of stress lately. The doctor asked: When? The patient replied: When people call me by name and when I cook. The doctor frowned and asked, "What's your name?" The patient replied, "Pressure cooker!"
"Hahaha! Li Miaomiao drilled into Zhao Xu's arms and said, "Brother-in-law, you tell me one more." ”
Zhao Xu thought for a while and said, "In music class, the teacher asked the children in the class, which child can sing "Two Tigers"? Xiao Ming stood up and said, "Teacher, I will!" The teacher said: Welcome Xiao Ming to sing for everyone. Just listen to Xiao Ming sing: Two tigers, two tigers, in love! In love! One is still in school, the other is a scumbag, what, what......"
Woowoo...... Woowoo...... Li Miaomiao cried sadly again, she clenched her pink fist and gently beat Zhao Xu's body, and said, "Brother-in-law, people are going to get better soon, why are you insinuating to reveal other people's scars?"
Zhao Xu saw his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao crying again, hurriedly pulled out a few tissues at the bedside, handed her and said, "Okay! Don't cry, it's all wrong to blame your brother-in-law." It won't look good if you cry again! In this way, my brother-in-law will take you to the mall tomorrow, and my brother-in-law will buy you whatever you like. ”
"Really?" asked Li Miaomiao, who stopped sobbing and broke into a smile.
Zhao Xu "Hmm!" and nodded.
At this moment, Zhao Xu's mobile phone turned on a video call at the right time.
When he saw that it was his wife Li Qingqing, he was so frightened that he hurriedly said to Li Miaomiao: "Miaomiao, you pretend to be asleep, your sister is coming over on video." ”
Li Miaomiao said "oh!", so frightened that Ma Yu'er lay on the bed and pulled the quilt to cover it.
Zhao Xu got out of bed, lit a cigarette and smoked it, and then pressed the video call.
Li Qingqing complained to Zhao Xu and said, "Zhao Xu, why did you pick up the video?"
"Oh, just coaxed Miaomiao. I put her to sleep!"
"What's wrong with Miaomiao?" Li Qingqing frowned and asked worriedly.
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"Isn't this girl going to think about it at the end of the semester, and it's stressful to study. She said that if she didn't do well in the exam this time, you would kill her. They were all aggrieved and cried. If you don't believe me, I'll show you. ”
Zhao Xu took his mobile phone and went to the bedside of his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao.
In the camera, you can see that Li Miaomiao's face still has undried tears.
Li Miaomiao secretly admired her brother-in-law Zhao Xu's high emotional intelligence, which could be prevaricated by him.
Li Qingqing sighed and said, "Don't I hate iron and steel! Miaomiao is still young, what can she do in society if she doesn't go to school? I don't want her to have much success after graduation, but she has to finish college." ”
Zhao Xu persuaded his wife Li Qingqing: "Qingqing, don't push Miaomiao too much, let me persuade her!"
"Okay, then these days, let's give her a vacation, let her relax mentally. You take Miaomiao to have a good time in the provincial capital. Tell her, when you come back, you have to study hard for me. The tutor I found for her is already here, and I hope to sprint again in the period before the final exams!"
"Well, I'll make peace with her. Wife, are you and Ye Zi okay?"
"That's good, by the way, did you get the ring?"
"Got it!" Zhao Xu lowered his voice and said, "Go back and talk about this again!"
"Okay, then you should rest early. Li Qingqing said to Zhao Xu.
After hanging up the phone, Zhao Xu walked to the bed of his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao and said to her, "Miaomiao, you still have a few happy days." Your sister said that the tutor I found for you has arrived. You can study hard this time!"
"Got it! I muttered every day to study, to learn. Are you annoyed?" Li Miaomiao pulled the quilt over her head and put it on her head.
Zhao Xu shook his head, and he didn't know how to persuade Li Miaomiao. He turned around and was about to go back to the room, when he heard Li Miaomiao show her head and shouted at Zhao Xu: "Brother-in-law, are you okay with me at night?"
"No! If you let your sister know, it would be strange if you didn't kill me. ”
"Oh, we're open-minded, what are we afraid of! Don't worry, I won't tell my sister. If you don't accompany me, I'll tell my sister when I go back, saying that you took advantage of me in the provincial capital. ”
"You ......"
Zhao Xu wanted to clean up his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao, but when he thought that she had just fallen out of love, it would be okay to accompany her. I nodded and agreed!
After lying down in his pajamas, Zhao Xu didn't dare to move!
I heard Li Miaomiao say: "Brother-in-law, has my sister let you touch her now?"
When Zhao Xu heard this question, he coughed violently!
"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you? Why do you keep coughing? Are you sick?" Li Miaomiao looked concerned.
"No, I have internal injuries!"
"Internal injuries?"
After Li Miaomiao heard this, she exclaimed and asked, "Brother-in-law, why don't you go to the doctor?"
"I've seen it!"
"What did the doctor say?"
"You don't understand!"
Zhao Xu was too lazy to take care of his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao.
She is not a person from the rivers and lakes, and the more she knows, the more unsafe it is for Li Miaomiao.
Zhao Xu said to his sister-in-law Li Miaomiao: "Miaomiao, go to bed early! I'll take you shopping tomorrow." ”
"Uh-huh. You give me an arm, I can't sleep for a long time. ”
Zhao Xu stretched out an arm and was firmly hugged by Li Miaomiao! Soon both of them fell asleep deeply.
When he woke up the next day, Zhao Xu found that half of Li Miaomiao's body was pressed against his body. He pushed Li Miaomiao away.
Even if Zhao Xu lost his internal strength, it was the strength of an adult man who suddenly pushed Li Miaomiao under the bed.
Li Miaomiao fell into a mess, looked at Zhao Xu sleepily and asked, "Brother-in-law, you are too dishonest to sleep......