Chapter 13: The First Intimate Encounter with a Crazy Child
"Brother Zai Shi is me, Lu Hongzhe. Hurry up and open the door, I need to go to the bathroom. With the doorbell, Lu Hongzhe's hoarse voice came (because this book is mainly funny, the people mentioned are mainly variety show images, and everyone can look at it kindly).
Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi were speechless, what Xiaofeng was thinking: Who went to someone else's house to borrow a toilet and shouted so loudly. What Liu Zaishi thought was: Why didn't you call you so neatly before, but this time it's so fast.
Liu Zaishi let Lu Hongzhe in, and as soon as he closed the door, he heard Lu Hongzhe's voice still loud even if he lowered it: "Brother Shi, what's wrong? Why did you suddenly say that you urgently need money? I didn't look like I was in a hurry when I saw my sister-in-law go out just now? In Brother Shi, I told you, don't you do anything sorry for your sister-in-law behind your back? You said that you don't cherish such a good daughter-in-law like this, and don't give your younger brothers a good head. How can you let me find a daughter-in-law in the future? ”
After talking for a long time, he remembered that he was going to the toilet, and stuffed the black plastic bag in his hand into Liu Zaishi's hand. rushed into the toilet, completely ignoring the big living person Xiaofeng standing next to him.
Liu Zaishi smiled helplessly at Xiaofeng and said, "This is Lu Hongzhe, who is doing the show with me." I just called him, and I live in a neighborhood so I came over quickly. "The calm down national MC is still very organized.
Xiaofeng also calmed down at this time, shrugged his shoulders and said, "It seems that that show must be very funny." "Turn the page on the unpleasant.
Liu Zaishi decided that Lu Hongzhe must be trained hard in the next show, and he can't let him lower the lower limit of his IQ for infinite challenges.
Lu Hongzhe walked out of the bathroom with a comfortable face, and then he saw Xiaofeng. After fluctuating slightly, he rushed to the middle of Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi, protecting Liu Zaishi like an old hen protecting her chicks. "You're here to collect debts, I warn you not to make a big deal out of it. You say how much money it costs, it's not good for anyone to make a big fuss. I know (omitting a few crosses here), and as long as your request is not excessive, we will agree. Lu Hongzhe said quickly and unclearly, revealing a tattoo on his arm as he spoke.
Liu Zaishi was both moved and helpless, and just as he wanted to explain, he heard Lu Hongzhe's voice sound again: "Brother Shi, if you don't have money to borrow usury, you should say it earlier, you see that everyone is blocked at home." What if I let my sister-in-law know? If you are short of money, you can tell us, you don't know that usury will kill people. Fortunately, it's not you who need to settle it with money, or I really don't know whether to stand on your side or sister-in-law's side. My sister-in-law also said that she wanted to introduce me to a girlfriend who was smooth and smooth. ”
"Ahh Liu Dashen also followed the crooked building.
"I am Luo Jingen's younger brother Luo Fengen, and it was rude to meet for the first time. My brother-in-law just wanted to call you over for dinner, and joked that he was afraid that you wouldn't be able to come if he needed money urgently. Xiaofeng explained herself
"My brother-in-law said that you are his very close brother, let me be closer to you. Feeling a little less convincing, Xiaofeng added.
"I said it earlier, I was scared of sweat, it turned out that I cried when I was excited to reunite with Brother Shi after a long absence, not because I was scared to cry by debt collection. I have the best relationship with my sister-in-law, and you will be my younger brother in the future, and you also have an older brother named haha, although he is short, he is a very good person, and his heart is not small. Lu Hongzhe was immediately happy when he heard Xiaofeng say that he was Liu Zaishi's very close brother, and he didn't forget to recommend his best buddy while recognizing his younger brother, haha.
Xiaofeng heard Lu Hongzhe say this, and knew that her relationship with her sister's family was really good, or it would be impossible for her to know her existence. "Brother Hong Zhe, let's sit and talk, brother-in-law is really unreliable, you said that you called someone to eat, and you used such a bad reason to say that your acting skills are good. Xiaofeng said that while being close to Lu Hongzhe, he did not forget to blacken Liu Zaishi.
Liu Zaishi felt that his three views needed to be re-established, this is his wife's genius brother who entered Sungkyunkwan University at the age of 14, this is the younger brother who entered the army at the age of 16 according to his wife's words, and this is the younger brother who resolutely shouldered his sister's education expenses after the death of his mother-in-law.
Lu Hongzhexin recognized a younger brother, and he was very excited, pulling Xiaofeng and asking, "Brother, I heard our sister say that you are mixed in the army, are you married?" The army is not a place where people stay, you can stay really amazing, let me tell you, my sister is my brother at every turn, my brother's lesson is in Brother Shi. Brother Shi drank too much several times and said that the one I hate the most is Luo Fengen, but in fact, he is jealous. My sister-in-law said that Zhihao looks like you and doesn't look like him, and Brother Shi is not happy. If you want me to say that it's troublesome to miss him, is it that we Zhihao won't get married until we're almost 40 years old?"
"Ah, I'm delayed because of my career, and I'm the one who starts a business first and then starts a family. Liu Zaishi said that he couldn't bear it.
Xiao Feng and Lu Hongzhe looked at him with disdain, and Xiao Feng said, "Then according to what you mean, you have to reluctantly marry my sister?" Xiao Feng's complaint was even sharper.
"Ahh It's the first time I've met you, so it's okay for me to save some face for your brother-in-law. Forget these things for me, and never say them to your sister. "Yoo Jae-seok said he had surrendered.
Xiaofeng happily had a highfive with Lu Hongzhe, and the tacit understanding between the two goods is so easy to produce.
Just as Xiaofeng and Lu Hongzhe were about to make persistent efforts to continue to squeeze Liu Zaishi, Liu Dashen's saviors Luo Jingen and Liu Zhihao returned. Xiao Zhihao hurriedly threw off his shoes and rushed into the living room, jumped into Liu Zaishi's arms and shouted, "Dad, I want to kill you." ”
Liu Dashen said to his son with a happy smile on his face: "Dad also misses Zhihao, is Zhihao happy at school today?" ”
"Oh, don't show happiness in front of singles, okay?" Lu Hongzhe brushed his sense of existence.
Xiao Zhihao exclaimed in surprise: "Uncle Duck, you are here." ”
"My voice is a bit like a duck, kid. Lu Hongzhe felt that he couldn't lose face in front of his newly recognized younger brother, and explained embarrassedly.
"Hongzhe, if you are envious, get married early, and meet my sister tomorrow, so don't scare people when the time comes. At this time, Luo Jingen also changed her shoes and walked in.
Only then did Xiao Zhihao see the person sitting next to Uncle Duck, who got out of his father's arms and walked in front of Xiao Feng, looked at Xiao Feng carefully, and then asked like Luo Jingen: "Mom, is this what you said about uncle?" Seeing that her mother nodded, she continued to look at Xiaofeng and said, "Compared with my father, I want me to look like my uncle, Mom, what you said is right." ”
Liu Zaishi's head was black, and Luo Jingen and Lu Hongzhe laughed unscrupulously together. Xiaofeng is more embarrassed, it seems that my sister's words are really not less, and even Xiao Zhihao knows it.
"Uncle, mom said that you are a superman who protects our country, so you don't have time to see Zhihao, right?" Xiao Zhihao looked at Xiaofeng longingly.
Why is my sister still so unreliable (your family's unreliability seems to be genetic). How can you introduce yourself to your child like that?
Luo Jingen also looked embarrassed, "Zhihao, your mother, I just said that your uncle protected the Republic of Korea, when did you say that it was Superman." ”
"In the cartoon, the one who protects the earth is Superman. Xiao Zhihao insisted on his hunger.
Xiao Feng smiled and said to Xiao Zhihao: "That's right, our Zhihao is too smart to see his uncle's hidden identity, this is a secret that your parents don't know." Jiho must not tell anyone. Remembering his newfound performative taekwondo skills, he kicked four consecutive kicks in the air in the living room. Looking at Xiao Zhihao's adoring eyes, Xiao Feng sighed that it feels good to have a family.
"Wow, Brother Xiaofeng, you are so handsome, can you teach my brother? If I learn to perform at the gate of Hongdae, maybe I can find you seven or eight sisters-in-law. Lu Hongzhe said excitedly.
"If you're serious, you even have children now. Liu Dashen was angry and could only vent on Lu Hongzhe.
"Okay, you're in Shi, too, what are you talking about? Luo Jingen said and walked into the kitchen.
"Xiaofeng, what happened when I heard Jing En say that you were missing?" Liu Zaishi said with concern.
"There was an accident when I went out on the mission, because the details involve confidentiality regulations, and I ask my brother-in-law to forgive me, I can't explain in detail. When Xiaofeng admitted Liu Zaishi's brother-in-law, he regarded him as his family, and under the influence of the memories of the six madnesses, Xiaofeng also became more and more attached importance to family affection and family.
"Oh, then I won't ask more, how long are you going to stay when you come back this time?" Liu Zaishi also felt the change in Xiaofeng, and was very happy in his heart.
"I applied for retirement and will be by my sister's side in the future. Brother-in-law, don't dislike me. I've done everything I should have done for my father, and now I want to live the life I want to live. Xiaofeng said in a relaxed tone.
"Well, it's too late for me to be happy, and someone will drink with me in the future. Liu Zaishi obviously knew the relationship between Luo Fengen's sister and brother and their husband and wife, so he didn't answer the conversation.
"And me, I can also drink with my father. Xiao Zhihao didn't mention him when he heard it, and he was not happy
"Zhihao, you can't drink under adulthood. Xiao Feng teased Xiao Zhihao.
"That uncle and dad drink, and I drink juice to accompany you. Xiao Zhihao's face was full of confusion when he replied.
"Haha, good uncle and dad will definitely bring Zhihao when they drink. Liu Zaishi said with a smile.
"Zhihao, don't disturb Dad and Uncle talking, go finish today's homework. Luo Jingen's voice came from the kitchen.
"I'll come back to my uncle when I'm done with my homework. Xiao Zhihao reluctantly walked into his room
"You talk slowly, I'll help my sister-in-law. Otherwise, I'm embarrassed to eat. Lu Hongzhe saw that he couldn't interject and didn't want to listen to other people's housework, so he escaped into the kitchen.
"I think you want to inquire about the girlfriend my sister introduced to you, right?" Xiaofeng teased Lu Hongzhe and eased the embarrassment.
"Xiaofeng, you don't match the younger brother in your sister's mouth. Liu Zaishi said with emotion
"Time changes a person, now I live for myself, this is who I am. Xiao Feng replied with a little meaning.
"Xiaofeng, since you have retired, have you considered what to do in the future?"
"I'm going to go to Sungkyunkwan University first, I'm going to finish my unfinished studies, and I'm going to be laughed at if I don't have any diploma right now. Xiaofeng laughed at herself.
People who go to college at the age of 14 are laughed at, so I don't have to live as a graduate of an art university. But there's no harm in reading more, do you have any other ideas besides reading? You know, you're not too young, if I'm not mistaken, you're 4 years younger than Jing'en. Liu Zaishi is already thinking about Xiaofeng from the perspective of his family.
"Well, I'm going to be a gagman, and I'm going to rely on my brother-in-law to help me in the future? Xiaofeng said with a smile, as for the fake marriage, I still don't tell my sister and brother-in-law first.
"Gagman? Your sister won't agree. Liu Zaishi whispered, afraid of being heard by Luo Jingen.
"Why, brother-in-law, aren't you gagman?"
"Don't talk about me, now your sister's biggest wish is that you can have a family, what are you pretending to be stupid with me. I'm telling you, you have to cooperate or we both won't have a good life. Seeing Xiao Feng Gu left and right, Liu Dashen directly made his words clear.
"Brother-in-law, why are you like this? Didn't you say before that you would start a business first and then start a family?" Xiaofeng resolutely couldn't bear to be treated differently.
"Ahh In order to be able to persuade Xiaofeng, Liu Dashen began to blacken himself.
"I've just come back, okay? Xiaofeng was speechless.
"If you have the ability to tell your sister to go, if your sister agrees to me to fully support you, I can't wait for you to join my circle? "Liu Zaishi began to pull the tiger skin.
"It's time to eat, Xiaofeng. In the end, I am your sister, or Liu Zaishi is your brother. Didn't you see you chatting with me so happily?" Luo Jingen was jealous.
Xiaofeng and Liu Zaishi glanced at each other, and sighed tacitly, It's not easy to be a younger brother (husband).