Chapter 287: Painting a Cat's Face
Liu Shaonan was one of the people who drank with Ling Wenjiao last night, he didn't know how he got back to his house, and after getting up from the bed, he found that there was another brother lying on the bed.
He scratched his head, completely unable to remember when he had returned home last night. I was about to call my friend in bed to ask, but I heard a rooster crow from the living room outside the door.
"Goo-goo-goo-goo————"
"Quack—" and duck calls.
Liu Shaonan had a question mark on his face: "Well??? where did the chickens and ducks come from???
He opened the door and went out, and saw a chicken in the living room flying to the table, and then a duck jumping on the sofa, and then ...... There are also chicken feathers,, duck feathers, and duck droppings everywhere.
Liu Shaonan was stunned for two seconds: "......"
Then he wiped his face with his hand, and then looked into the living room. Sure enough, those two things were still there.
"Where are the chickens and ducks??? Hey, Ah Hua, get up. Liu Shaonan turned around and went into the house and called another drunk on the bed.
Lu Minghua was woken up by him, and opened his eyes in a daze: "Hmm?...... Well...... Well, don't shake me, headache ......"
Liu Shaonan also covered his forehead and said, "You go out to see where those two things in the living room came from? How did we come back last night......?" Last night...... Ahh
When it came to how to come back last night, the memory in Liu Shaonan's mind slowly came back.
Thinking of drinking at the barbecue restaurant last night, I saw a girl with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right hand asking the bosses to sell chickens, and when they saw that no one would buy her chickens and ducks, they called her to drink because they wanted to buy her chickens and ducks.
It seemed normal at first...... The girl was quite able to drink, and it was okay to drink the eight bottles of beer and one bottle of small two pots they gave, and then she didn't leave, but drank with them......
As for the rest of the situation, he doesn't remember much. I only remember that I asked the boss to bring a lot of wine later, and the guests who drank it to the surrounding tables were gone.
He doesn't remember how they ended up or how they came back.
"Wow-sizzle~~~ Headache and headache!" Lu Minghua kept covering his head after waking up, and walked out of the room without looking at Liu Shaonan.
When he went out, he saw the two chickens and ducks, but he remembered that they were bought from Ling Wenjiao: "Ah, that girl took it to sell...... Seems to have given forty bucks? Well, huh, but how did we get back?...... Uh, Shaonan, what's going on with that face?"
Liu Shaonan looked at him blankly: "Huh?"
"Hahahaha~~~ What kind of ??? tiger is that drawn??? haha...... It's kind of like a ...... Ahh......h As a result, I laughed too hard, and my head hurt again.
Liu Shaonan was laughed at so much that his face was full of question marks, and he couldn't help but turn around and go to the bathroom to look in the mirror on the wall. As a result, I saw a large painted face, with a tiger painted on the face, two eye sockets painted black, a few whiskers and markings painted on both cheeks, a black nose on the nose, and then the word king painted on the forehead.
Looking at this big cat face, Liu Shaonan: "......"
Lu Minghua smiled and walked to the bathroom door and looked at him and said, "Hey, isn't it? Who painted it for you?" I'll take a look...... Oh, it's made of black charcoal, right? It looks like I've been painting for a long time. Mmmmmmmm
Liu Shaonan glared at him with a black tiger face: "I also want to know who drew it, why didn't you draw it???"
What does it mean to paint him lightly???
As soon as Lu Minghua heard this, he immediately squeezed over to look at his face: "Huh, didn't I paint? Then why did I draw you...... Who drew it?"
Liu Shaonan looked at him and said, "What? You don't know? I must have drawn it last night when I was drunk!"
When Lu Minghua saw his eyes, he immediately raised his hands to his chest and said, "It's not me, I didn't paint." Why don't you ask Lao Xiao about them?"
As he was talking, he suddenly heard a knock on the door of the living room.
Lu Minghua ran out to open the door, and saw that outside the door were also two friends who had been drinking together last night.
As soon as the two men saw him open the door, they walked in with the familiar way. He complained and scolded: "Damn, who drew a Wang Ba on my face last night??? is it the two of you?"
Lu Minghua looked at him with a look of surprise and asked, "Ah, you were also painted, what about you?"
As he spoke, he asked another person.
But the other man shook his head, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm fine, just he was painted." There is a big king eight painted on the face, and the kind that is very thick and black is painted with coals. ”
"You were also painted?" At this time, Liu Shaonan stretched out his head with a big cat face and asked them.
When the two people who just came in saw his face, they were stunned for a moment and then laughed: "Hahahaha? What are you drawing? Tiger? That king is too obvious...... Ah, but why do you draw a tiger for you, and what does it mean to draw a king for me???"
"Poof~" When the young man with glasses who came with him heard what he said, he couldn't help but smile when he thought of seeing the king on his face.
But after laughing twice, he thought for a moment and said, "Could it be that the girl painted it last night?" I remember we were all drunk at the end...... But she seems to be awake all the time!"
Liu Shaonan and the others turned their heads to look at him: "Then how did we come back? When did she leave? This is the ??? she painted."
The young man with glasses shook his head: "I don't know, I was too drunk myself at that time." I didn't see who drew it...... Why don't you ask the boss? ”
"But why are some of these people painted, but some are not?" Why didn't you two draw ????" Liu Shaonan looked at the young man with glasses curiously and said.
The young man in glasses suddenly became subtle, his face was slightly red, and his eyes looked directly to the left and right to the ceiling.
"Poof~~ No, Ah Qing was also painted. And it's painted on the butt hahahaha~~~ That's right, Ah Hua, haven't you taken off your clothes to see if you've been painted elsewhere on your body!" Lin Qimo, who had been painted on his face, suddenly laughed and said to Lu Minghua.
When Lu Minghua and Liu Shaonan heard what he said, their expressions were stunned for a moment, and then they looked at Xiang Guiqing who was wearing glasses in surprise, and they also cried and laughed: "What......?
Smiling and smiling, Lu Minghua suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly pulled his clothes up.
Then he looked down, and a huge orangutan face on his stomach was staring at the three of them.
"Poof-hahahaha~~~~ Is it an orangutan painted on your belly???hahaha~~~~~"
Lu Minghua instantly pulled down his clothes again: ".............................." MMP!