Golden Broom Award.

Before Shen Lang came, he had always been quite embarrassed.

In the past few years, it has been very embarrassing to have a one-man show.

Often, a golden broom is awarded with a smile on the face, and a piece of control is held below......

Who will receive this award for serious people?

Isn't this self-inflicted?

The year before last, the Golden Broom Award ushered in the first young director to come and win the award.

The director's name is Shen Lang.

No one could have imagined that after this person stood on the stage and won the Golden Broom Award with a smile, the ratings of the Golden Broom Award and the popularity of all aspects climbed all the way to a surprising data.

It's a pity that there is enough slap in the face is that Shen Lang's movie "Our Youth" won an award in Venice.

Compared with the Golden Broom Award, there seems to be a little bit of embarrassment in the awards of the Venice Film Festival, and the Golden Broom was once sprayed on the hot search by netizens, and many people began to question the authenticity of this award.

Then, last year, Shen Lang announced that he had become one of the organizers of the Golden Broom Awards......

Last year's Golden Broom was lively.

The young lady Xu Ying came over to win an award, and after winning the award, the golden broom caused another sensation.

The award, which was originally negative, seems to have a bit of a positive feeling at this moment.

Moreover, last year's Golden Broom Award broke the record of the Golden Broom Award, both in terms of scale and the people sitting below.

A lot of people are looking forward to the Golden Broom Award in 2013.

2013, that is, this year......

The competition for this year's Golden Broom Award is still very fierce.

With the introduction of 52 Hollywood films, Huaxia pulled out all the so-called "blockbusters" in order to fight with Hollywood, and fought against Hollywood.

And then......

The Golden Broom Awards were lively.

Among the most disappointing films, "Lei Zhenzi", "Spring Dawn in the Mountain House", "Bronze Bird Tower", "City of Dreams", "Flood Fortress".

The film with the most scolding on the Internet has undoubtedly been nominated for the Golden Broom Award......

In fact......

It's embarrassing...

"Lei Zhenzi", "Spring Dawn in the Mountain House", "Bronze Bird Tower" ......

These three movies all have a heroine, and this heroine's name is Xu Ying [567 Chinese ] ......

The winner of the last edition of the most disappointing actress, and this one, well, it seems that she still has a tendency to win again.

As soon as the young lady received the nomination application, she ordered three burger takeaways in a row, as if she wanted to swallow all these three cheating movies and vent her evil anger.

Of course......

There doesn't seem to be any particularly hot news on the Internet about Miss Xu Ying.

It doesn't seem to be news anymore......

Moreover, in this year's Golden Broom Awards, Miss Xu Ying does not seem to be the protagonist.

The real protagonist is Cheetah's!

When Shen Lang publicly announced in major media, and even international media, that Smith had been nominated for four Golden Broom Awards this year and agreed to participate in this award.

China is boiling!

"it!"

"Wait, tell me, that's not true, is it?"

"Smith won the award? No, wait, isn't the Golden Broom Award a Chinese Film Award? Why did a Smith suddenly come? Is this in line with the rules?"

"Is Cheetah so bad?"

"It seems to be pretty bad, and there is a lot of scolding on the Internet......"

"Huh?"

"Wait......"

"Smith still accepted the invitation?"

"Damn, really, fake? Isn't the front foot spraying "Police Story" is garbage......?

"Shen Lang is not a liar, he said that Smith will come, and Smith is really likely to come, otherwise, Shen Lang wouldn't dare to play like this in public, right?"

"And ......"

"It seems that the Golden Broom Award has begun to be arranged, and in the Yenching Grand Theater, there are a lot of people invited, and there is a red carpet. ”

"What's that?"

"It seems that many people on Weibo want to participate in this Golden Broom Award!"

"Damn, really?"

“......”

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This year's Golden Broom Award.

It's really different from the Golden Broom Awards in previous years.

This year's Golden Broom Awards was a bit of a stunner.

November 6th.

After Smith confirmed his participation in the Golden Broom Award, the official Weibo of Zhejiang Province announced a message.

This year's Golden Broom Award will be held on November 23, and the Zhejiang Provincial Channel will participate in the live broadcast of the whole process.

Subsequently......

"Yes, that's right, I will be the guest of honor for this year's Golden Broom Awards! I hope you will support this award a lot......" Li Yu, a famous Chinese director, Weibo.

"Congratulations to the Golden Broomstick, okay...... Don't ask, I'm participating, whether nominated or not, I'll be involved until the end. "Little sister Xu Ying's Weibo.

"This year, I will also participate, cough, cough, although it is embarrassing, but I hope everyone will support me a lot......" Zhang Dongkun, Kunkun's Weibo.

"I'm one of the presenters this year, eh...... Which award exactly...... You guess. "Cai Jiaming is also here.

"I ...... Well, I might win this year...... I'll come. Zhou Tianwang sent an embarrassed smile after winning the Golden Broom Award.

It's very lively on Weibo!

Netizens were surprised to find that no one would participate in the Golden Broom Award at all, and at this moment, many winners have announced their participation in this award, and even three-dimensional artists like Zhou Tianwang have announced their participation in this kind of award.

In addition to these people, most of the entertainment industry, many directors, actors, and many newspapers such as "Huaxia Entertainment" and "Huaxia News" also announced that they had accepted the invitation as soon as possible, and they went back and forth in a tone, cheering for this award and Huaxia films!

This year's Golden Broom Award.

seems to reveal a sense of prosperity, but in the midst of prosperity, there is a hint of weirdness.

All of them......

It's as if they're all waiting for something.

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"You ask the red carpet? There must be a red carpet, right? How can an award be called an award without a red carpet?"

“......”

"Mr. Smith was our guest and we had so much respect for him that we put up a banner on purpose...... We have even moved the date of the Golden Broom Award to November 23rd!"

“......”

"Well, yes, our organizers have bought tickets for Mr. Smith in advance, and this morning, Mr. Smith should come over, and we will celebrate his birthday when he participates in the Golden Broom in the future!"

“......”

"Ah, Mr. Smith didn't come? It must have been delayed, he promised to come! You don't believe it? You don't believe me, I'll call again now......

“......”

November 8th!

The Yenching Grand Theatre is being renovated and working hard for the next event.

This scale is not even any different from the Golden Rooster Award.

Shen Lang showed a bright smile, surrounded by all the reporters, and under the eyes of all the reporters, he pointed to the banner above.

The banner above reads, "Welcome to Mr. Smith at the 5th Golden Broom Awards, and, Happy Birthday to Mr. Smith!"

After pointing to the banner, Shen Lang looked at the time, and then showed a smile.

Followed by......

Shen Lang picked up his mobile phone, which had already opened international long-distance services, and dialed Smith's movie with a smile.

After a busy tone, the phone finally connected.

"Hey, Mr. Smith, I'm Shen Lang, did you miss the plane?"

“*****！”

"Ahem, ahem, just now, it seems that something went wrong with the movie, I'll hit it again......"

Before the live broadcast, many people heard a burst of scolding on the phone, and when they heard the scolding, Shen Lang seemed to be a little embarrassed and coughed lightly, and then continued to make phone calls.

"Hey, Mr. Smith, I'm Shen Lang, I didn't make it clear just now, first of all, congratulations on your film for winning four nominations, including the Most Disappointing Director Award and the Most Disappointing Actor Award...... You're not going to go back, are you?"

“****！”

On the other end of the phone, there was a continuous sound of "praise" that Shen Lang couldn't understand.

"Ahem, ahem...... Mr. Smith was a little shy, and maybe, he felt that this honor had come a little suddenly, and he was not very comfortable, so could it...... I'll give him another call......"

“......”

When I called again, there was already a busy tone on the phone.

Shen Lang looked at the camera.

"Maybe the phone is dead...... Why don't I go to Hollywood and invite me personally?"

“......”

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"it, Brother Lang, is this going to kill Smith?"

"I wondered why Smith would participate in the Golden Broom Awards, it turned out to be a special ......"

"Smith's scolding makes me feel angry, hahaha......"

"It's comfortable, it's comfortable, when it comes to spraying dirty water, our brother Lang is invincible!"

"Haha......"

"Fuck, Brother Lang's dick! Smith's image, hahaha!"

“......”

Huaxia Network.

When netizens saw these interview videos, they instantly burst into laughter.

Especially when I saw that Smith's mobile phone was turned off, many people had a very cool feeling!

Nima!

Relieved!

The interview video unexpectedly topped the hot search on Weibo, and at the same time, post it, and the Q dog group was all blown up!

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When you don't know about the Golden Broom Award......

Smith thought the Golden Broom Award was some kind of awesome award!

But......

After watching the Golden Broom Award......

Smith was half!

Especially after answering a few phone calls from Shen Lang, Smith's blood pressure instantly increased......

Shen Lang's sentence......

"Happy birthday to you!"

Directly stunned Smith!

This guy is not crazy!

How have I sinned against him?

In the next few days......

The box office of "Cheetah" in China plummeted, and it was released in less than ten days, all of which received bad reviews, not only that, but on the tenth day, the movie was painted in advance, becoming one of the few movies in Hollywood to be painted in advance, and even a lot of news reached Lao Mei......

Many beautiful netizens know that "Cheetah" was rated as one of the nominees for a big bad movie in China......

You think that's the end of it?

No!

Shen Lang, this guy seems to be haunted, and he officially registered an official Twitter, and then shouted Smith on Twitter!

"Mr. Smith, I know it's sudden, but...... Once again, I solemnly invite you to ......"

"I hope you'll be part of my Golden Broom Award, and I've also made a big birthday cake for you!"

"Please don't question my enthusiasm and the meaning of this year's Golden Broom Awards!"

"I feel that "Cheetah" has a high probability of winning the award!"

"After all...... Although this is an award made up of bad films, in my opinion, your film is rotten out of level, rotten out of art, rotten to the eye...... I believe that after watching this movie, many young people like me will be enlightened and inspired, and then enter the directing industry to make movies, after all, ...... Just like I used to be!"

“......”

“......”

"I hope you keep your promise, after all, the recordings are all ......"

"Of course, if you really don't have time to come, we hope to send us the Golden Broom Award...... It's yours, a one-of-a-kind award!"

Some people ......

On weekdays, he looks polite and dignified.

But......

It's disgusting......

What a hand!

When Smith finished reading Shen Lang's Twitter, he finally understood the meaning of Shen Lang's previous sycophants!

Special!

It's all the other way around!

"God, this man ......"

"This man ......"

"This ......"

In the office!

Smith's face flushed, and then he felt the world spin.

And then......

Qi was hospitalized.