"I'm still a kid!"

On the way home, Du Bishu wailed: "Why don't you have a holiday on June 1st? Aren't junior high school students children? This is discrimination, and I want to report the principal." ”

"Wake up, you're old. ”

Panda had Alps in his mouth and said indistinctly, "Your sister is a child, as for you...... Overage!"

"Don't mention her!"

Du Bishu said angrily: "My reputation has been ruined in her hands, and before she apologizes to me, I refuse to admit that she is my sister." ”

No stomach!

Panda said disdainfully: "Isn't it just to pee on your bed, how much do you apologize?" Your sister can't even speak, how can you apologize?"

"You only child knows a fart!"

"Who said I was an only child, didn't you know my mother was pregnant?"

"Uh, is there such a thing?"

Du Bishu scratched his head and asked, "Is it my brother?"

"I don't know......"

Panda pouted: "Mom is about to give birth, Dad went to the hospital to take care of her." How do I know if it's a brother or a sister?"

Don't say it, I know!

Du Bishu gave a reassuring look, put his arm around Panda's shoulder and asked, "So there is no one in your family?"

"No one!"

Lao Pan is busy taking care of his wife in the hospital, and now that takeout is so developed, he can't starve to death if he orders a meal of "pig food" for his son, so why worry about it?

Du Bishu smiled and said, "Then I'll go to your house to play, and I'll go back after watching Ultraman." There are many noisy people in the family, the computer is not allowed to play, and my mother still grabs the remote control with me. ”

"Okay, then you're coming!"

Lao Du, who was changing the diaper of his baby daughter, received an application and agreed without saying a word. Anyway, Du Bishu is a "noise production machine" at home, and it is easy to make noise until his daughter sleeps, so he wants to get out of here.

Pan Qiliang has no opinion.

At night, his son is lonely, Du Heizhu is willing to accompany his son, and he also brings his own "dry food", which is a good thing!

Du Bishu's reason for applying was: "The homework is difficult, and I want Dada to guide me." ”

Such a clumsy lie, it is strange that Lao Du and Lao Pan will believe it. Lao Du agreed, because he wanted to drive the scourge out of the house. Lao Pan agreed, because he wanted to find a "late-night tool man" for his son.

Poor Du Bishu, unaware.

Panda's computer at home can't be played, and all the graphics card memory CPU is hidden by Lao Pan. The entertainment of the two, except for the "pillow fight", is only watching TV.

Write your homework, don't be in a hurry!

Homework, I'll borrow it at school tomorrow. It's time when "parents are not at home", of course, you have to watch some exciting movies!

For example, Ultraman?

The two exhausted their family wealth, bought a bag of comparable potato chips and fragrant spicy strips, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and tuned the TV to Jiangchuan Satellite TV.

It was just the opening song that sounded.

"This Ultraman has no head!"

Du Bishu chewed on potato chips and said, "I still like Saiwen, he is the smartest Ultraman and knows how to use weapons to deal with monsters." ”

"Does Ultraman use weapons?"

If Ultraman dances the "Fang Tian Painting Halberd" and shouts the line "Who can give me a death?" Just thinking about Panda gives me goosebumps, and the style of painting is really too inconsistent.

Before he could speak, the opening clip instantly switched to the clip of Jack throwing a javelin.

Uh-huh? Javelin?

This is not bad!

Although the throwing posture is a bit awkward, the fit of the javelin is a little stronger than the "Fang Tian Painting Halberd". But with such a long weapon, where does Ultraman usually hide?

In the crotch? or in the ears?

Just like Sun Dasheng's golden hoop stick, the size can be changed at will, and it can be stuffed into some unexpected "holes"?

The opening song is over!

Against a red background, a line of white italic subtitles is typed, and the narrator, whose Mandarin level is comparable to that of a news announcer, said impassionedly: "The first episode of Ultraman Jack, the monsters who have awakened!"

Monsters: Tegun the oil monster, Astron the ferocious monster, Zazan the sludge monster!

"Was the first episode so exciting?"

When Panda saw the monster watch, everyone was stunned. From the first generation to Saiwen, except for occasional exceptions, it is basically "one episode and one monster".

How did Jack make an exception?

This is only the first episode, and there are three monsters on the scene. I don't know, I thought this was the finale!

No, there aren't so many finales!

It's so exciting!

In a certain class group, students are sharing the answers to today's "test papers", and female students are chatting about school gossip.

Suddenly, the squad leader @ all the members.

"The head teacher has gone offline, the hour is exciting![Picture. JPG］”

The picture is a screenshot of "Appearance Monster"!

The boys collectively howled wolf, and the replies of various "nosebleeds" and "stimuli" instantly brushed to 99+, which made the hidden head teacher couldn't help but sigh.

Obviously, this one is exciting!

It's rare to have so many monsters in a single episode. Although the number of monsters does not mean that it is good-looking, it is refreshing to watch!

Jack is so fragrant!

At the beginning, the whole "monster hammer each other", and the shape of the new monster is also quite scary. In particular, the sludge monster Zazan is covered in algae and is particularly terrifying. As for the oil monster Tegon, although the leather case is close-up, the suction cup on his body is very terrifying.

But in the vista it's a ball!

The two monsters fought fiercely, and although Ultraman had not yet appeared, Panda and Du Bishu still forgot to chew the potato chips.

The atmosphere is so tense!

In the face of the monster invasion, the citizens of Jiangchuan could only flee in all directions, and there was no way to fight back. The abominable Tegon, who breathed flames and burned down the PD Mansion......

In the panic, the roller shutter door of the "Oda Repair Shop" was pulled up, and Tian Qiuyu ran in the direction of the monster in order to save the poor animals.

"Qiu Yu, come back quickly!"

The male protagonist of this work has appeared, the handsome and dashing Xiang Xiushu, with the appearance of Uncle Meng*10 and Brother Xingtuan*2. As soon as it appeared in the picture, it instantly became the focus of the audience.

In order to save Qiu Yu, he was tragically attacked by monsters and was pushed into the emergency room amid the sound of hurried footsteps in the hospital corridor. It didn't take long for the doctor to come out and shake his head at the three Tian siblings.

"Will you die if you look so handsome?"

Panda is not stupid, after watching TV for so many years, he has long understood a truth. In TV dramas, the appearance of the actor determines the lifespan of the character.

is handsome, and it is not difficult to live to the end!

As it turns out, this law does work. In the empty emergency room, a wild Ultraman suddenly appears.

"Xiang Xiushu, your courage is admirable. You don't deserve to die, young man, let's fight together and fight to protect the earth......"

Xiang Xiushu is obviously dead, but he can still communicate with Jack. What's even more speechless is that Jack's possessed posture is actually a "ghost press"!

Ultraman possession turns out to be like this!

The puzzle left over from the original Severn was solved at this moment. It turns out that Ultraman is possessed by an earthling, and he only needs to turn on the "slow-motion drag" and press the corpse.

Shameful posture!

Xiang Xiushu lay flat on the bed, and Ultraman leaned down, when the figures were about to overlap...... They're kissing!

Uncle Meng is making yellow?