Chapter 65: Don't forget that you're a bird, not a duck!
"Quack, enough is enough, I'm not flying, I'm tired of the master. The parrot was slumped on a thick branch, with its beak facing to the sky and its back to the branch.
"Huhu!" At this time, Xia Ziyan also came to the tree with the "Golden Hoop Stick".
Damn, she's exhausted.
After a few dozen seconds of breathing, she turned her gaze to the color of the flower on the tree.
His eyes turned cold, and he snorted coldly, "Grandma is on a bar with you today!"
Gently put down the "golden hoop stick", slowly approach the tree trunk, and climb up lightly.
Xia Ziyan has climbed countless trees, and now he is already familiar with the road, and he will soon climb to the branch of the main trunk.
Uncle Parrot didn't know that danger was approaching, and was still there singing leisurely, "You can't catch me, you can't catch me!"
"Catch ...... Quack quack!"
A quacking sound that pierced the sky startled the birds from the other leaves around them.
"Let go of me, let go of me!"
"Let go, how is it possible, the old lady has worked so hard to climb up, how can it be as you wish?" Xia Ziyan grabbed his wings and held the two wings with his backhand.
It's heavy!
Aware of the danger, Big Brother Parrot's eyes keep rolling!
"I'm sorry, young lady!" Suddenly, it said in a very sincere tone.
Xia Ziyan felt very scary inexplicably, and she only noticed now that this parrot's behavior and tone of speech were really similar to those of humans. Will this be a success?
This fool can't be a bird spirit!
There are thousands of thoughts in my head, and a guessing drama is being staged.
Sneaking a glance at it, I saw that it was still staring at itself with wide eyes.
"Hey, why are you staring at me like that!"
"Huh, people's eyes are like this!" As soon as this delicate voice came out, Xia Ziyan's goosebumps rose.
What is the origin of this bird, not only can it imitate the voice of people of different ages, but it can also imitate gender, and importantly, it has such a rich vocabulary.
"Where did you get it?
"Why do you say so much?" Xia Ziyan said a few words in a row.
"Oh! people are parrot brothers, of course they can speak!, what's so strange about this!" It was a delicate voice again, and Xia Ziyan finally couldn't stand it.
pinched his neck and scolded, "Shut up for the old lady, the old lady will take you down now, fry in oil!"
But holding a bird in one hand doesn't seem to be convenient to go on like this.
Just when Xia Zi was at a loss, a cold and calm voice came from under the tree.
"Jump down, I'll hold you!"
Hearing this, she looked down and saw the familiar person, falling on his slender body, and couldn't help but light up!
It's her childhood sweetheart! happily shouted, "Li Yanran, why are you here?"
"Just as you were chasing the birds, you happened to drive by, and you followed. The man scoffed slightly at the memory of her behavior. She only has a body that is constantly plump, and her brain has never been plump. It's still so stupid! It's really stupid as you grow up!
"Hehe, great, then I'll jump down, you have to hug me!" the woman in the tree did not forget to remind.
"Quack!" "Crazy, crazy, what if you can't catch it, but a corpse and a bird go to heaven!"
The sky was clear, the sun was just right, the breeze was smoky, everything was beautiful and quiet.
The man stretched out his strong and powerful arms and caught the woman.
The beauty of a handsome man, he hugged her, her hand on his neck, and the two leaned on tightly, listening to each other's speeding heartbeat.
Xia Ziyan was stunned, her childhood sweetheart was really handsome!
A handsome face was like a magnet under the backlight, attracting her and making her unable to take her eyes off for a long time.
Intoxicated by the beauty, her hands relaxed, and the parrot took the opportunity to fly out of her clutches.
Fly all the way forward, and don't forget to stay along the way, "The beauty is attractive, the beauty is attractive!"
The ugly voice made Xia Ziyan come back to his senses, seeing that he had an empty hand, and then saw the parrot that had already flown far away, "Damn, let it escape." ”
"Suddenly, quickly, put me down!" the woman struggled in his arms, and the faint fragrance entered his nose, slightly distracted.
He hadn't been so close to her in years!
"Okay, how old are you, and catch birds!" the man's tone was full of the majesty peculiar to the superior, and if you listen carefully, there is still a lot of pampering in it.
"Well, no! hurry up and catch a bird for me!" I don't know why, in front of other boys, she is always grinning and heartless.
But in front of this bamboo horse, she will become dependent inexplicably.
Although the two have had a big quarrel, they even became the closest strangers on the Internet for a time.
The man's body stiffened suddenly, and the woman's voice was like a glass of quenched wine, the wine was fragrant, knowing that it was poisonous, but he still didn't give up the smell of the wine.
“...... Okay, I'll send someone to catch me now! It's noon now, be careful of heat stroke!" Although the eyebrows are helpless, they reveal infinite tolerance and pampering for each other.
"yes, Bamboo Horse is great!"
"Now let's go to dinner first!" the man carried her into the car without waiting for her consent.
"Eat, yes, yes, yes, I want roast duck!"
A phone call from the young master of the Li family caused the birdcages in the store to be sold out, and the flow of people in the imperial capital began to rush to a certain place.
"Second stunned, why are you in such a hurry?"
"Because I'm chasing birds!"
In fact, this story did not make a good story, but made the birds in the imperial capital only panic.
In this way, Xia Ziyan, who was immersed in beauty, forgot An Mili, finished eating with her bamboo horse, and took a yacht to visit the ocean scenery.
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An Mi Li noticed that the red dot on the map of his phone suddenly disappeared.
What's going on?
How could she interrupt her navigation contact with Xia Ziyan? Even if the other party has no signal and the mobile phone is turned off without power, it will still not cause interruption.
For a while, she couldn't guess what the reason was.
The summer was very hot, and she had been walking for so long that her mouth was dry.
I wondered if I should go to the bubble tea shop to buy a cup of milk tea, and look for it while drinking it.
"Quack!" A familiar voice came from a distance, An Mili raised his eyebrows, it seems that today's milk tea can't be drunk.
This bird is nearby, and that Ziyan may also be nearby.
Following the sound, she soon saw it on a stone staircase.
Uncle Parrot is resting with his eyes closed, letting go of his wings, spreading his body, relaxing his body, and everything looks comfortable and comfortable
Suddenly, I felt that the top of my head was dark, and the moment I opened my eyes, I heard a crisp and beautiful voice, "Brother Parrot, where is the girl who chased you just now?"
The pupils were wide open, and the two round eyes kept turning, staring at An Mi.
"Beauty!" the parrot suddenly cried out in joy, flickered its wings, and fluttered to its feet.
An Mi smiled, this bird's current behavior seems to be jumping!
"Beauty, beauty, the person who chases me the most is in love, in love, and says that he wants to eat, eat!"
Falling in love?eating?Did Ziyan meet her boyfriend?
"Is the person chasing you hurt?"
"Stupid!" the parrot raised its little head, "you are stupid! there are handsome guys hugging, handsome guys hugging, how can you get hurt!" It's so skinny and cute.
Is it really Ziyan's boyfriend who is here?
Asked for the information she wanted, An Mili turned around and left, she was tired, she wanted to buy milk tea to drink.
Passers-by frequently looked over, and a girl was followed by a bird that kept screaming all the time, one person and one bird, complementing each other.
"Quack!"
"Quack, quack, quack...... Hiccup!"
“......”
An Mi Li's ears really can't stand it, it's too ugly. He stopped, turned around, and looked down at the parrot on the ground.
Warning the other person, "Don't follow me!"
"What? is this path yours?" the parrot retorted, not to be outdone. "Since it's not you, then if I want to go, I'll go, if I don't want to go, I won't go! We are walking on the same avenue, how can it be said that I am following you?"
An Mi smacked his mouth, what is it, this bird's logic can be so orderly, and when it refutes people, it is also reasonable.
This guy has a good IQ!
She had seen a news story that a few years ago, a high-IQ club had discovered a parrot with an IQ comparable to that of a 15-year-old.
The news also shocked the world as the parrot that ever discovered the highest IQ.
"No, you just walk, why do you make a duck sound? You're a bird!"
Soon, she received contempt for the bird, "Quack, uncultured beauty, obviously this is the most beautiful sound in the world, quack!"
An Mili only felt a black line crossing his head, "Do you know the noise? If it belongs to a commercial area, a residential area and an industrial area, it can't exceed 60 decibels during the day for such areas, but your sound now definitely exceeds 60 decibels!"
"If you keep screaming like this, I'll go sell some clear glue and seal your mouth in a while. ”
"Woo woo, scared, scared!" the parrot covered its eyes with its wings and obediently admitted defeat.
An messy "......" in the wind. It's so good to fit!
"It's late, and you're not going back to your master's house?"
"If you don't go back, your master will be worried!"
This bird has a rich vocabulary, and in addition to its own intelligence, it also needs someone to deliberately educate it.
Otherwise, even if this bird is different from the world, if it has not been systematically trained, it is easy to be obsessed with everyone.
As soon as he heard the word master, the parrot jumped more cheerfully and triumphantly, "There is no master, only bad guys, he was deceived by me, hahahaha, he must regret it now." ”
An Mili grabbed the words, the master is a bad guy, and the bad guy was deceived by it!"So you escaped by yourself!"
"Hmph, it's not running away, it's flying out!" it corrected her.
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