Chapter 301: The Collapse of Adults (Asking for a Monthly Pass at the End of the Month!)

There are a lot of people on the street.

This movement on the office building immediately attracted the attention of the people around him. Almost instantly, a large crowd of onlookers gathered downstairs.

Here, the program team was just about to start recording, and a group of trainees and fans who came to the scene to support were attracted to it.

Seeing the person on the office building who almost fell down, but stabilized his body at the moment of falling, Li Shixin chuckled.

With a height of more than 20 meters and nearly 30 meters, falling down is not a joke!

But when I saw someone about to jump off the building, it was the spirit that came to see the excitement, especially a group of little fans who came to support, watching the upstairs climb on the edge of the rooftop, one foot was already hanging in the air, and the figure was shaking like chaff, and they chattered;

"Damn, what are you doing here? It's so high, it's scary!"

"Look at this person, he doesn't look very old. I'm afraid that I'm not out of love and dumped by someone, right?

"Cut, don't think about it. Anyone who jumps off a building, eight out of ten are like this. It's all scary, and I haven't seen anyone really jump off. ”

"Agree, such people generally can't jump. Hey, Uncle upstairs, can't you jump? If you want to jump, jump quickly, don't delay our brother to record the show!"

Hearing that a group of young fans added fuel to the fire, Li Shixin frowned.

"It's so nice to watch the excitement, didn't your parents teach you to be virtuous?"

Glancing at the few brain-dead fans who didn't know who it was just now, Li Shixin snorted.

"What's the murder? It's not you jumping off the building?"

"Well, it's not that stinky old man......"

On the Internet and when gathering, a group of brainless fans scolded fiercely. But in the face of Li Shixin's angry eyes, he still coaxed on.

For a while, the scene was quiet.

"Let's let go, let's go, don't block it, come on, come on!

Just as a group of fans recognized Li Shixin, several anxious people got to the front of the crowd.

"Brother Lou, don't get excited! come down quickly, don't make such a joke!"

"Brother Lou, we are wrong! We don't laugh at you anymore, let's come down quickly, okay? I beg you!"

"No, Xiao Lou, isn't it just a matter of a pair of chopsticks?!You come down, I'll give you my chopsticks!"

A group of onlookers were muttering and speculating about what the person who committed suicide upstairs was for. The few people who suddenly ran downstairs shouted upstairs.

"Chopsticks?"

Hearing these people panicked and comforted the suicide people upstairs, a group of people eating melons were stunned.

What's the situation?

In these years, life is fast-paced, life is stressful, and jumping off buildings is not uncommon.

Can jump off a building because of a pair of chopsticks?

That's a rarity.

A few colleagues of the guy who jumped off the building stood downstairs and talked a lot, and everyone roughly understood the ins and outs of the matter;

It turned out that this was an employee of a game operation company.

The one upstairs preparing to jump off the building is the planner in charge of the NPC character setting in the game. He was a very kind person, and he had a very good temper.

But when he was eating at noon, this guy opened the takeaway and found that the disposable chopsticks did not open in the middle, and they could not be opened.

The big guys thought it was funny when they saw it, so they made a few jokes.

But I didn't want to, the guy who usually laughed at everyone he saw threw it into the trash and left.

Originally, everyone didn't take it seriously.

But when he turned his head, the big guy finished eating, and found that the person was gone.

When I saw a large number of people gathered downstairs, I realized that people had gone to the rooftop!

"What kind of person is this, this is too fragile in my heart!"

"water, I guess it's a loser. Usually no one pays attention, and I want to attract attention in this way. Just like those regular depressions on the Internet, those who say they want to die and live every day actually cost their lives more than anyone else. ”

"Look at the old irons, I'm at the intersection of Shi'en Street now, someone is going to jump off the building because the takeaway chopsticks can't be split!

Hearing a few people talk about the reason, there was a lot of noise around them.

Some people who were afraid that something would not be a big deal had already picked up their mobile phones and started filming and live broadcasting.

In the midst of the noise, Chen Shi raised his head, looked at the young man standing upstairs on the edge of the rooftop, swaying in the wind, and patted his chest: "Teacher, this person can't be mentally problematic, right? Just because of a pair of chopsticks, as for it?"

Hearing Chen Shi, who has always been sensible, say this, Li Shixin shook his head.

It's too young.

No normal person would joke with his life because of a trivial matter.

Sighing secretly, he turned to pat a colleague of the guy upstairs, "Did you call the police?"

"Ahh

When Li Shixin asked, a group of people were stunned.

I was frightened just now, and everyone went up to the rooftop to find that the door of the rooftop had been blocked by the guy from the outside, so they hurriedly ran downstairs. Outcome......

I forgot about calling the police.

"Then what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and call the police!"

Li Shixin was laughed at by this group of stupid and cute goods, and reminded him.

Seeing that the figure upstairs had already sat on the rooftop, seeing that the downstairs was crying loudly, he was already very emotional, and immediately made a decision and snatched the megaphone from the hand of the choreographer on the side.

"Alas, Mr. Li, what are you going to do?"

"The police estimate that it will take a while to arrive, so I will stabilize his mood first. ”

As soon as he heard Li Shixin say this, the choreographer was frightened: "Teacher Li, don't talk nonsense! What about our show, if you don't persuade you well, the conversation will collapse directly, and something really happens to people, we have to be responsible!"

Facing the worries of the choreographer and a group of trainees, Li Shixin smiled faintly, "Don't worry, the old man has learned about this." It won't go wrong. ”

"Really?" In the face of Li Shixin's determination, the director was still skeptical.

"Why are you lying to you?" Li Shixin grinned, "My daughter is severely depressed, and when I consulted a psychiatrist before, the doctor told me how to deal with emergencies. Rest assured. ”

Hearing Li Shixin say this, the choreographer released the strap of the megaphone hanging in his hand suspiciously and handed it over.

"Then Mr. Li, you can say it well, don't stop people before the police come!"

"Just look at you!"

Li Shixin snorted, took a deep breath, turned his head and picked up the megaphone, and shouted to the rooftop upstairs.

"Hey, boy, smash, jump off the building?"

(?д?;) ,(?д?;) ,(?д?;) !

Why are you so persuasive!?

Hearing Li Shixin's statement and ask, his tone was incomparably similar to the greeting of "Have you eaten", and the black line on the head of the crowd of onlookers in the audience.

But it was clear that this unnutritious greeting had attracted the attention of the young man upstairs.

Seeing the young man's eyes on him, Li Shixin stretched out his hand and waved vigorously.

"Guy, smash, uncle passed by here, I heard them say that you want to kill yourself because of a pair of chopsticks, is that the case?"

On the rooftop, hearing Li Shixin's inquiry, the young man cried louder.

"Fart! Wow ......"

Hearing that heart-rending answer, Li Shi's confidence was put down - this person has not made up his mind for the time being.

"Then can you tell Uncle what the reason is?"

"It's too hard, I'm too hard!"

"Wow......"

"Years ago, my mom told me that my dad had stomach cancer. I didn't find it difficult, isn't it just a disease, and the cure will be over! A year later, my girlfriend said that she was afraid that my father's illness would drag me down and break up with me, but I didn't find it difficult. Isn't it just a woman, and I'm looking for it again when it's gone! What's the big deal? This week, a new game is going to be launched, and the director asked me to revise a plan for more than a dozen versions, and I stayed up for more than ten days and nights, and finally used the first version, and I didn't find it difficult. That's what Lao Tzu does, what's the solution?"

"But fuck, but fuck!!!"

With a heart-rending roar that resounded through the streets, the young man struggled to stand up from the rooftop.

Standing on the roof of the building, he was pounding his chest like a miniature version of King Kong.

"I just thought, no matter what happens, grit your teeth and endure it, life will definitely get better! But why? I can't even get along with a pair of fucking chopsticks!"

The young man's heart-rending question resounded through the streets.

The crowd of mockers just now was silent at this time.

Downstairs, Li Shixin was also silent.

This damn adult breakdown......

What leaks out is always the tip of the iceberg.

What crushes a macho man is often not the mountain he carries on his back, but the feathers that hit his eyelashes.

This time, I encountered stubble!