Chen Yuyang looked at Teacher Liu and suddenly asked, "Teacher, do you have a cold?"

Teacher Liu: "What, is my voice wrong?"

Chen Yuyang: "No, no, no, I see that you only have one nostril that smokes." ”

Teacher Liu: "???"

So, Mr. Liu was washing rice and cooking, and Chen Yuyang told Mr. Liu in detail what he experienced in the wild as a story, Mr. Liu's memory is good, he can accurately grasp the key points in Chen Yuyang's story, and then arrange it himself, of course, if the little black book he has at hand is not there, Chen Yuyang will also feel that his memory is very good. After all, Mr. Liu, as a teacher, is really not good if he doesn't have a good memory, but as the old saying goes, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen.

"I don't remember when I started hunting, I vaguely remember that when I was eight or nine years old, I was hungry, I had no food, and I didn't know where to get food, and finally I dragged my tired body out of the outcast, and came to the wasteland, but I hadn't eaten for many days, and I fell to the ground not far away, and the sky seemed to be cloudy at that time, the sun was not big, and the wind was estimated to have a three- or four-level appearance, and the wind was very refreshing on my body...... I wasn't in a particularly good mood because I felt like I was going to starve to death. ”

Mr. Liu's hand in the rice pot was a little unnatural at that time: "I asked you to explain in detail, not in this water, pick the key points and explain them in detail." ”

Chen Yuyang didn't quite understand what Teacher Liu meant, but he still nodded without pretending to understand, and continued: "I was about to starve to death, and then I ate a mouthful of grass, and then I lived, so I ate a few more bites, and then began to look for food and prey. ”

Teacher Liu: "Forget it, you better be more detailed!"

Chen Yuyang: "...... What a dish, so troublesome. ”

"It was an evening, when I opened my eyes, I looked at the sun hanging in the sky, I don't know how long I slept here, I only knew that I woke up hungry, that was the first time I felt hungry, what it was like to die of hunger, I felt that I was going to starve to death anyway, it was better to eat something, so I grabbed the grass on the side indiscriminately, and ate it, thinking that it was okay if there were no animals eating this grass, I could still eat it alone, anyway, that's it, eat it to death, eat it and don't die, continue to live, and then I ate, the taste of eating grass is not to mention how uncomfortable it is, it is difficult to swallow, it is simply a spicy throat, but I still frowned and swallowed hard, when the first bite into the stomach, suddenly the stomach turned over the river and the sea, I don't know if it was not chewed or what, in short, the stomach hurts forbidden, I thought to myself that I am afraid that I have eaten poisonous weeds, since I have already eaten it, I don't care how much the problem, eat hard, eat hard, and the result is a full burp. ”

"It wasn't until later that I learned that it was a kind of wild spinach, with an astringent taste, but it was non-toxic, but there was a bad sequelae after eating too much, that is, it couldn't pull out the......"

Teacher Liu coughed dryly: "Say something clean, I'm cooking." ”

"So since that time, as long as I am hungry to eat grass, hungry to eat grass, eat used to it seems to be the same thing, but after eating for a long time, it is really no taste, but once, I was eating suddenly saw a hare, it actually grabbed grass with me to eat, this can be endured, at that time I chased it a few streets, until I found its nest, that day I ate the taste of meat for the first time in my life, it is simply delicious in the world, Tianxiang. ”

"I began to slowly get used to how to catch these beasts, but at first I was also in the air force, and I couldn't catch anything, so I squatted in the grass and slowly observed the movements of these beasts, their movements, when they approached and when their vigilance was relatively low, and then I began to think about the tools, how to attack the prey at a long distance, because as long as the prey was injured, I could find it by the smell of blood. ”

"Later, I tried a lot, and I was a lot more comfortable catching rabbits, you know people, after all, they will not be so easily satisfied, so I began to study all kinds of beasts, if you want to capture them, you must first start with their living habits, only after feeling their rules, I can find them accurately. ”

"Then, when I saw the birds in the sky, I wanted to taste the meat, and then I started selling my prey for money, and my life was better......"

Chen Yuyang said that Mr. Liu wrote while writing, the pen is fast, and there are even some places where he will be sure again and again, because many things are unbelievable to him, because a normal person would not think of tearing off the honeycomb and throwing it into the river, and then scooping up the honeycomb after the fish in the river have eaten all the bees, the honeycomb is a good thing, and how Chen Yuyang disguised himself to make himself the most unkind eye in this wasteland, in short, Chen Yuyang said its experience, Teacher Liu was stunned, is this still something that a seventeen or eighteen-year-old child should experience？

Chen Yuyang: "Teacher ......"

Teacher Liu: "???"

Chen Yuyang: "That rice soup is coming to a bowl, I can tell you for an hour, and there is a little bit of cabbage today, or you can fry me again, I guarantee that this story can tell you in the second half of the night." ”

Teacher Liu thought for a while: "Get out!"

Of course, in order to write out this textbook for survival in the wild as soon as possible, Mr. Liu still added a bowl of rice to Chen Yuyang, and then left Chen Yuyang in the school, telling him that it was already late, so let's stay, where to sleep is not to sleep, Chen Yuyang said in his heart, this is definitely to finish his own meal quickly, so that he doesn't have to worry about his own food, but Chen Yuyang still said that he wanted to go out, Teacher Liu asked him what he was doing, Chen Yuyang said that he was going to borrow some wood or something to prepare a table and chair for himself for class.

Borrowing this word sounds very funny in the homeless area, everyone is poor jingle, what can you borrow, even a small iron nail will be carefully hidden, for fear that someone will steal it if someone cares, what else do you expect from it?

Teacher Liu thought for a while: "The word you borrowed is not very good, change it and grab it, how real it sounds." ”

Chen Yuyang shook his head: "I'm a good person, it's better to borrow, as the saying goes, it's not difficult to borrow well and borrow again!"

Mr. Liu has a toothache, I didn't expect you to be quite pragmatic, are you planning to borrow a few more times?