Chapter 370: Cats
"Then should I call you dad in the future?"
At the silent dining table, the little kid's expectant question sentences are particularly abrupt, and the content is extremely lethal.
In an instant, seven pairs of eyes with different emotions looked at him directly.
Ip Man and Zhang Yongcheng, the young couple looked a little sluggish, they didn't expect their son to ...... I was able to climb up the pole like this.
The old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang, the couple looked at the little fart with both shock and admiration, and secretly said: If this son does not die young, he will definitely have the posture of the emperor.
Zhen Hao smiled, did not speak, and remained silent.
It's not that he doesn't dare to recognize this son, but the vinegar jar of Niu Erhua on the side has been overturned again, and the smell of old vinegar makes his teeth sour and almost fall.
Niu Erhua's eyes stared directly at this "illegitimate child", her fists clenched, and her whole body was full of unkindness.
But fortunately, he still has his senses, and he didn't kill this little kid who didn't know that he had walked around the gate of the Netherworld Mansion in front of the public.
As for the little jade rabbit, this little guy doesn't have any emotions, but his big eyes are rolling around, and he doesn't know what kind of ghost master he is fighting......
"Hey, boy, it's okay if you want to recognize my brother Zhen Hao as a father, but you have to call me Ma Ma too!"
Standing up at a young age, Little Jade Rabbit looked at the little kid with a little expectation, hoping that he could call her numb.
Although it is still far from her official ascension, as long as one person admits it, there will be a second, a third, and even many!
It's a pity that Little Jade Rabbit's wishful thinking was wrong.
At the moment when her words fell, Niu Erhua suddenly made a move and suppressed her strongly.
If it weren't for the three outsiders at the scene, she would have attacked Xiao Yutu's gluteus maximus by now, and she would still be ruthless.
However, Xiao Yutu did not panic at all, saying that he was very familiar with this situation.
So even if he was suppressed, the big eyes still stared directly at the little brat, waiting for him to be called Ma Ma.
Another person, for example, Niu Erhua, the little fart child will definitely call Ma Ma out now, but if it is a little jade rabbit......
With a red face, the little kid squirmed and said, "Then forget it." ”
I don't know what it means to be tempting, but the little kid subconsciously doesn't want Xiaoyutu and Zhen Hao to have a relationship.
Maybe that's the nature of men.
"Click~!"
In a trance, Zhen Hao seemed to be able to hear the heartbroken sound of the little jade rabbit on the side.
"What, you eat yours, I'll leave first if there's nothing to do. ”
Being watched by Ip Man and Zhang Yongcheng with perverted eyes, Zhen Hao felt uncomfortable all over his body, and hurriedly waved his hand to leave.
Ip Man and Zhang Yongcheng have always regarded Xiaoyutu as the daughter of Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua, who knew that there would be a ...... between them It's so complicated.
Grinning and getting up, after Ye Man and Zhang Yongcheng sent Zhen Hao and his party out of the door, they directly closed the door with a "snap".
"Ah Zhen usually looks quite honest, but I didn't expect him to be ......"
Ip Man sighed, with a look of emotion of "knowing people and knowing faces, but not knowing hearts", but the trace of envy in his eyes revealed his true thoughts.
Men, one set on the lips, one set behind the scenes, and another set on the sheets.
Glancing at Ye Wen, Zhang Yongcheng said angrily: "Why do you care so much about other people's affairs? ”
After that, Zhang Yongcheng stretched out his hand and took out the "passbook" from Ip Man's hand and looked at it happily......
"Three thousand!"
With a scream, Zhang Yongcheng, who had never held such a huge amount of money in his hand, was about to collapse.
Ye Man's hand was quick, he took a step forward and quickly hugged him in his arms.
It's just that his hands, as well as his little liver, are also trembling, obviously frightened by this number.
Here, after Zhen Hao and his party went out, they took out the key and opened the door opposite Ip Man's house, next door to the opposite side and next door to the opposite door.
The old demon of Montenegro and Wang Daoxiang have a room, Zhen Hao and Niu Erhua have a room, and the little jade rabbit who was kicked by Niu Erhua with a reluctant face is in a room.
Close the door, wash, Zhen Hao, who came out one step earlier, sacrificed the bed sheet artifact, and sat and waited for Niu Erhua, who was slow to take a bath, to study the exercise posture with him.
Women, it's normal to take a slow shower, Zhen Hao, who was rummaging through the sheets, said that he was not in a hurry at all.
He was really, really not in a hurry.
Zhen Hao: I'm just doing warm-up activities.
This warm-up took half an hour, and when Zhen Hao almost finished exercising with this warm-up exercise, he finally heard the sound of the bathroom door opening.
In an instant, Zhen Haosan, who had been impatient for a long time, stepped forward in two steps, carrying the startled Niu Erhua and throwing it directly on the sheet.
After that, Zhen Hao told Niu Erhua, who he hadn't seen for half an hour, about exactly 10,000 words of lovesickness.
Because the warm-up activity took too long and his physical strength was limited, there were still 5,000 words of manuscript, and Zhen Hao decided to put it together tomorrow.
Niu Erhua, who didn't know anything about this, thought that Zhen Hao had no ink in his stomach, smiled provocatively, and then fell into a deep sleep with a blush on his face.
Zhen Hao smiled meaningfully at this, and did not say what he thought, preparing to surprise Niu Erhua again tomorrow.
Consciousness enters the system space.
"System, what kind of ability is hiding and hiding, you have the ability to hide the system, you have the ability to come out......" This is a video recorded by Zhen Hao, and it is still playing in a loop.
It's been playing on a loop for two weeks, but the terminal power is only less than one percent, and depending on the situation, it's no big problem to shout for another three years and two years.
Zhen Hao still doesn't believe it, this system can really endure this kind of bombardment for another two or three years!
System: "......"
There is no big problem with the terminal, Zhen Hao snorted coldly, looked at his spiritual barrier for a moment, and withdrew from this system space that was not claimed by the system.
Consciousness returned, Zhen Hao opened the system panel and began a daily tour of the store.
It's still that lonely corner, or those three pitiful goods.
The first item is a golden sparkling ...... The round ball, just looking at it, can't tell whether it's a pill or a magic weapon.
Click on the item introduction: Taishang Laojun's Nine Turns Jindan (Enhanced Edition) costs 188W experience points.
Effect: It can heal injuries, improve cultivation, and can also be taken out to pretend to be forced, and even used to smash people.
Precautions: Because this is a strengthened version of the Nine Zhuan Jindan, it has been greatly enhanced in the hardness and brightness of the shell, please protect your eyes when taking it out, and at the same time, please do not swallow it if you have a bad stomach.
ps: If children or people with bad stomach eat by mistake, please don't panic, it will be excreted with the poop, and it has no effect on the effect of the pill.
Zhen Hao scratched his head, he really didn't know how to describe this thing, he thought about it, he still didn't say anything, and reached out to click to buy.
The moment you clicked to buy, the Nine Turns Golden Pill landed successfully, and then the entire system store was illuminated into a sea of gold.
Zhen Hao, who was caught off guard, was almost blinded by his 24k titanium alloy dog eyes.
"Damn, this system is definitely deliberate!" Zhen Hao waved his hand to put the nine-turn golden pill into the system space, rubbing his reddened eyes, and he didn't have a good airway.
"Croaking ......"
After slowing down for three or five minutes, Zhen Hao also scolded and greeted the system for three or five minutes, and only after his eyes could see before he stopped spitting fragrant.
At this time, Zhen Hao's eyes were slightly red and swollen, similar to the pink eye patients who came out of a girl's room among the eight million warriors who lowered their IQ.
Read on.
The second item is a short knife, a short knife that looks ordinary.
Click on the item description: +20 Rusty Katana (Horse Version) costs 88W XP.
Effect: Physical Attack +78 (30+48), Magical Attack +80 (32+48), Tetanus Level +20.
Precautions: Please do not touch the part other than the handle with your hands, otherwise you will bear the consequences.
PS: If you accidentally cut your finger, please call the crematorium as soon as possible, and the prefecture hotline will serve you throughout the process.
This...... Isn't this the mat of the eight million warriors?
+20, this knife's life is really not ordinarily hard.
Zhen Hao smiled at the corner of his mouth, remembering his college days back then, and remembering the second brother's game that was always in and out of the girl's room.
Hey, time is gone, and in a blink of an eye, he has become a foreigner.
Shaking his head and sighing, Zhen Hao stretched out his hand and clicked to buy.
Then, a small broken knife with a rich pink glow and rusty fell at Zhen Hao's feet.
Look! Even the colors and effects are the same!
Zhen Hao couldn't wait to pick it up and take a closer look, the simple and slender blade was full of rust, and the rust smell was a little fishy, and it already had "I am a highly poisonous thing" written on his face.
With two waves, Zhen Hao put it into the system space and continued to look down.
The third is...... It's an orange cat, that's right, it's still the orange cat that only works with the pastoral dog.
The common orange cat yellow, the hair is also a little like a tiger's markings, the body is huge, full of fat, can walk but never run, can lie on the stomach and never stand.
Last time, Zhen Hao had already said that if he brushed out this orange cat again this time, then he would buy it and feel what it was like to be a super cat.
Click Buy.
Then the picture of the orange cat was distorted and transformed, flashing with a bright white light, and the white light became brighter and brighter, and after it was bright to a certain extreme, it suddenly disappeared, leaving a ...... in place A rather arrogant orange cat.
Squinting at Zhen Hao, the orange cat "meowed", and at the same time gestured to his fat and delicate body with his big head.
The meaning is self-evident: slave, this king is tired, quickly take this king out to rest.
is so arrogant and domineering, with no one in his eyes, how can Zhen Hao get used to it, even if he has to tell him with a big slap, who is the master......
Ten minutes later, on the outside bed, the orange cat, which was officially renamed "Big Flower", looked loveless, and its limbs were forcibly suppressed by Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao's greasy big face rubbed against its stomach, and it couldn't stop sucking from the beginning to now.
During this period, Dahua also thought about resisting, but every time it squinted and saw the small dried fish on the bedside, it told itself to be patient.
The orange cat takes revenge, ten years is not too late, when it becomes a super cat, it will let the human who has defiled its delicate body feel the horror of the cats.
Right now...... Bear with me a little longer.
At the same time, inside the hut of Ip Man and Zhang Yongcheng.
After eating his homework and finishing his meal, the little kid went to bed early, leaving Ip Man and Zhang Yongcheng to lean on each other, looking at the "passbook" in their hands in a daze.
"Ah Ye, did you say that Ah Zhen gave it wrong, it's just the tuition, what's the ...... Why did you give so much?"
Zhang Yongcheng looked at the "passbook" in his hand and was a little undecided.
If she gave it wrong, although she was very reluctant, she had to pay it back, three thousand yuan, which is not a small amount.
"Probably not. Ip Man thought about it and felt that it was unlikely.
"In the past half a month, Ah Zhen has also given you more than 1,000 yuan for food, although these 3,000 yuan is a huge amount of money for us, but it shouldn't be anything to him. ”
As he spoke, he reached out and patted Zhang Yongcheng's somewhat cold little hand: "You can rest assured to put it away, Ah Zhen is not a stingy person." ”
Zhang Yongcheng nodded when he heard this, carefully folded the passbook, and stuffed it into a separate compartment of his wallet.
After putting it away, confirming that it would not be lost or dropped, Zhang Yongcheng breathed a sigh of relief and began to clean up the leftovers on the table.
Ip Man couldn't bear his hard work, and shouted "I'm coming, I'm coming" again and again, and at the same time, he stepped up at the same time, and his hands didn't stop.
"Ahh
Such a large mahogany table is more valuable than the "passbook" that Zhen Hao gave her, and now it is missing a piece the size of a child's fist, and the price has plummeted several times in an instant.
Ye Man's face also changed, and he hurriedly stepped forward and squatted on the ground to check carefully.
It doesn't matter if you look at this one, the more Ye Man looks at it, the more solemn his face becomes, he reaches out and touches the bottom of the hole, an incredible possibility wells up in his heart, and a little horror appears on his face.
It's just that this may be too frightening, Ye Man couldn't believe it, and he turned over and leaned up, lying directly on the ground, wanting to see what was going on at the bottom of the hole.
Three ravines of different depths, the deepest in the middle, and the ravines about the same depth on both sides are side by side.
This...... It's like having been picked out with your fingers!
"Ah Ye, what's wrong? What's going on? Is it a mouse?"
Zhang Yongcheng looked at Ip Man with a shocked face, he didn't know what happened to his man, he would be ...... Scare....... Scared like this.
Yes, it is "scared", after following Ip Man for many years, Zhang Yongcheng has never seen Ip Man show the mood of "scared".
"It wasn't rat bitten. Ip Man got up and shook his head.
"What is the cause of that? Could it be ......?"
"Not the son. Shaking his head again, Ye Man took off the black pot on his head for his son, who was already asleep: "This hole was cut out by hand." ”
"Hands?!"
Zhang Yongcheng covered his small mouth, exclaimed in a tone of half-doubt and half-disbelief, and then shook his head again and again: "Impossible, the little girl with rabbit ears who has been sitting in this position has been sitting, how can she have this ability!"
"Don't say you don't believe it, you let me say I don't believe it either, but if you eliminate all the impossibilities, no matter how ridiculous the last result is, it can't change the fact that it's the truth. ”
As he spoke, Ip Man abruptly hammered on the mahogany round table.
The round table shook violently, but after Ye Man closed his fist, there was no damage to the surface.
He took a deep breath and said, "This little girl who looks soft and weak, if she fights me head-on, even if she doesn't use any moves, she can pierce me with a single claw by brute force alone." ”
"That'...... Does Ah Zhen know about this? Will he be in danger?" Zhang Yongcheng thought of Zhen Hao, and then remembered the appearance of the little jade rabbit greedy for Zhen Hao's body, and couldn't help but feel a little worried in his heart, worried about whether Zhen Hao would ......
His wife cares so much about other people's men, even if Ye Man knows that his wife is in love with Zhen Hao's money, he still can't help but feel a little sour in his heart.
A certain will fly immeasurably: Anyway, your wife has a crush on other people's money, does this sound normal?
Shaking his head and shaking off the cranky thoughts in his mind, Ye asked: "The danger is not dangerous, Ah Zhen and their party do not have a fuel-efficient lamp, and when they eat today, you have forgotten the scene where Niu Erhua easily suppressed this terrifying little girl?"
Hearing Ye Man's reminder, Zhang Yongcheng reacted instantly, thinking about the pitiful appearance of the little jade rabbit who couldn't turn over a wave in Niu Erhua's hand, and couldn't help but gasp.
"You mean to say...... Ah Zhen and the rest of the group are all ......"
Ye Man nodded: "That's right, the kung fu of any of them...... Call it kung fu for the time being, and it will not be weaker than the little girl with rabbit ears. ”
With so many terrifying characters around him, Zhang Yongcheng said that he couldn't accept it: "They are so powerful, why did they come to learn boxing with you before? Could it be that they still want to see your martial arts training level and accept you as a vain?!"
"Don't say it, maybe it's really possible!"
Wake up the dreamer in one sentence, think about the plot in martial arts where the master always plays a beggar, a sweeping uncle, an old janitor and a fireman, and then accepts the protagonist as an apprentice, Ip Man's eyes become brighter and brighter.