Chapter 58: Silly boy, do you think the old man's fans are regular fans?
"Mom, I'll explain it to you later!"
Faced with his mother's inquiry, Chen Antang smiled dryly, and then pointed the finger at Li Shixin.
"Mr. Lee. As an industry insider, I want to know what capital you have to play the first and third men at the same time in director Jiao Chendong's new play?"
Capital?
Li Shixin took his hand and looked at the sky.
That's naturally ...... It's good to touch porcelain, silly boy!
Seeing that he didn't speak, Chen Antang smiled, "Don't speak, old man, I just transferred your resume to the actors' union." I found out that you didn't have any acting experience before, and you only went to Rongdian to play a trick more than ten days ago. When I went out with my mom in the morning, I still thought, if you just want to get attention and find some old men and old ladies to be addicted to celebrities, I won't say anything. But now you're ......"
"You're stalking me?"
Before Chen Antang finished speaking, Wu Ming on the side completely sank his face.
"Ahem, Mom, how can I be following you, I'm afraid you'll be deceived!"
Seeing that his mother's face was not good, Chen Antang immediately explained.
"Deceived?" didn't think about it, Wu Ming's gloomy face darkened a little. Almost gritted his teeth, he said, "You dare to suspect that Brother Shixin is a liar?"
"Mom, listen to me! My son is an agent, I've seen a lot of this kind of person! You always think about it, how can an actor who plays a trick of money work for more than ten days and then ascend to the top of the position? He also plays a male ...... in a movie at the same time Oh! Mom, Mom, listen to me, you're fooled, I'm helping you! Don't do it, if you have something to say, don't do it!"
Where did Wu Ming listen to his explanation?
Gritting his back molars, he grabbed his son's collar and used the Chen family's five-fingered yin and yang palms - the kind that was pumped on the back of his hand after the palm was drawn.
"A little rabbit cub, your mother and I are only in our fifties, and you treat me as an old fool, so old that I don't understand anything?ah?!"
"Oh! Mom, Mom, don't slap your face!"
"I'll beat you to death! Since your little rabbit got divorced, my mother has been a cow and a horse, you are fighting outside, and I will take care of your children and take care of your family. It's to raise you, who has no conscience, and pull that little one who has no conscience. Now that the child is older, the old lady is chasing a star in a fashionable way, in your eyes, she is deceived!?"
"It hurts, it hurts, Mom, don't pinch your neck!"
If you are really good for me, then don't be your agent who attracts bees and butterflies, stay under the old lady's knees and do your filial piety!
"Mom, Mom, I'm wrong, I'm wrong! There are so many people, save me some face!"
Seeing his son's ears twisted by himself grinning and begging for mercy, Wu Ming, who was huffing, stared at a pair of almond eyes: "Face?
Looking at Chen Antang, who was swollen before leaving the school, twisting his body and distorting his face in pain, Li Shixin smiled.
You know that this is the result.
So when he faced Chen Antang's questioning just now, he didn't bother to deal with it.
Seeing that the crowd at the door of Tianmeng Company was whispering and talking to this side, Li Shixin gently put his hand on Wu Ming's arm.
"Big sister, after all, the child is so old, what about so many people, don't let others see the joke. ”
In the face of Li Shixin's intercession, the anger on Wu Ming's face disappeared a little, but the hand that twisted his son's ear still did not let go: "Brother Shixin, don't care! If I don't clean up this unfilial son today, I will ...... How will I, Wu Ming, lead the team in the future?!"
"Yes! Such children have to be cleaned up! I have been attending the meetings of the support club for the past few days, and I have made two meals for the cubs in the family, and they have shouted that I am so old that I am chasing stars, and I am also told not to be deceived. They're just sorry that our old bones don't work for them. What are they?"
"That's it! Why can't we chase stars when we are old? They young people get chic and chic every day, dare to love us, we have worked hard all our lives, and when we are old, we are not qualified to pursue life? Sister Wu, clean up! Clean up to death!"
Looking at a group of old ladies who had been angry at home fanning the flames, Li Shixin smiled: "As the old saying goes, people teach their children before they train their wives later, but sister, this child is old and has self-esteem!"
"Yes, yes, Uncle Li is right! Mom...... I'm almost forty, save me some face. Chen Antang couldn't care about exposing Li Shixin, and now he listened to this old man speak for himself, and hurriedly got off the donkey.
He didn't think that Li Shixin had finished speaking.
"That's it, big girl, I auditioned successfully today, and the big guys are still here. I'm in for a treat, let's find a hotel to get together. When you get to the hotel, there are few people, you close the door and educate well, and none of us will stop you, right?"
Looking at the cold light flashing in Li Shixin's smiling eyes, and then looking at the group of old aunts who were not kind and eager to get started for Wu Ming, Chen Antang grew his mouth.
Dead old man, you cheat me!
Chen Antang was desperate, "Mom... Actually, it's not my idea to stalk you. It's all ...... Platinum poems."
Thinking of this pain, I am afraid that I can't bear it alone, Chen Antang's heart is broken.
Girl, don't blame my dad for not being angry......
......
At Shenglong Hotel, Li Shixin spent most of Carry's assets and chartered a small banquet hall.
At this time, on the stage in the middle of the banquet hall, a big drama of training was being staged.
Chen Boshi, who was deceived by his father and thought he could see the appearance of a dead old man, was facing a chair at this time, with a pair of big watery eyes full of tears.
Wu Ming on the side was holding a fly swatter in the banquet hall in his hand at this time, looking at his son who was kneeling on the ground with his head bowed, panting.
Seeing the little granddaughter at the penalty station, she stopped self-examination and said angrily: "Why did you stop?
"Woo, grandma, I've memorized the three-character scripture twenty times......"
"After reciting it, then change another one and continue to recite it!" Wu Ming gasped and looked at the little traitor in the support club organization and said angrily.
"Woo... But grandma, what are you carrying?"
Wu Ming rested for a while, his breath was even, and he rolled up his sleeves again: "What are you reciting?" What have you learned, those ancients exhorted the world to respect their parents and elders, and those who admonished unfilial sons should be rectified!"
"Woo... Well, there are two swallows on the beam, male and female. Between the two rafters of the mud, one nest gives birth to four children. The four children are long day and night, and the sound of food is diligent......"
With Chen Boshi's sobbing poem recitation, Wu Ming put his gaze back on Chen Antang.
He took a deep breath and raised his rolling pin: "What's the use of me raising you?!"
"Green worms are not easy to catch, and there is no saturation period in the yellow mouth. Although the claws are desperate, they are tireless. It takes a lot of time to come and go, and I am afraid of hunger in the nest. After 30 days of hard work, the mother and thin chicks gradually gained weight. Mutter the words, brush the sweater one by one......"
syllable
"If you don't come back a few times a year, you will know that you will block the old lady when you come back! I, I will kill you today and get me! I simply can't see you as an unfilial son, and the old lady can be a little less angry and live a few more years!"
"Mom, Mom, I was wrong! I won't dare to make you angry again!" Chen Antang's eyes were blank, looking at the group of people around him holding teacups, looking at the old man and old lady who was suffering, and he was desperate.
Looking at the old man who was cross-legged and calmly ordering food with the waiter, he regretted his intestines even more.
It's a stinky old man who can't live for a few days with a cerebral thrombosis, what am I messing with him?!
"Once the wings are formed, lead to the branches of the garden. Raise your wings and don't look back, and fly with the wind. Male and female chirped in the air, and the sound was not returned. But into the empty nest, chirping all night sad. Yan Yan'er should not be sad, and you should think about yourself. Sir is the day of the chick, and when he flies high and carries his mother. At that time, my parents read it, and today you should know it....."
In the symphony composed of the crackling sound of the fly swatting, the sound of the old lady Wu Ming's training, and the crying and crying poetry recitation of Chen Boshi's children, Li Shixin calmly finished ordering.
Only then did he look at the father and son who were being tortured with a smile, and said loudly: "Sister Wu Ming, is it okay for the guys?
“!!!”
Chen Antang, who was kneeling on the ground, instantly widened his eyes.
Wu Ming gasped and said, "No need Brother Shixin, the fly swatter feels similar to the feather duster in our house before, I use it easily!"
Syllable!
The bamboo stick on the fly swatter accurately pumped Chen Antang's buttocks, and let out a cry of pain.
"How good is this, don't worry about breaking it, he still knows that it hurts!"
Looking at Wu Ming's skillful technique, Li Shixin smiled, "Then take a break." It's been a long time, don't be tired!
Syllable!
Wu Ming slapped down again, and in Chen Antang's screams, he smiled at Li Shixin: "No need Brother Shixin, I'm not tired." Just exercising, eat more food after a while. ”
After speaking, Wu Ming glanced at Chen Boshi on the side with his eyes, "After eating, there is still work to finish eating, while the food is not served, I will clean up this unfilial son first." This little traitor is just after eating and digesting food in a while!
"The stick in the mother's hand, the wanderer's body split. Add a buff to the prominence, and the stick will hit the crit......"
As soon as she heard that her grandmother hadn't forgotten herself, the little girl with a double ponytail who was reciting poems burst into tears.
"Chen Antang, you pig teammate! People won't believe you anymore!"