Chapter 38: Can I be reimbursed
"You are?"
Looking at the woman who was hugging his thighs and looking at him pitifully, Liu Fan was completely blindfolded.
"Husband, I'm Dabao. ”
Yang Dabao hugged Liu Fan's thighs tightly, grabbed his buttocks with his hands from time to time, pouted, and looked at Liu Fan with great grievance, "Husband, I've been looking for you for a long time, why do you want to leave me alone!"
"Girl, did you recognize the wrong person?"
As Yang Dabao's voice fell, Liu Fan could clearly feel a few strange eyes falling on him, Liu Fan hurriedly wanted to retract his legs, but Yang Dabao was like an octopus, holding Liu Fan's thighs tightly, no matter how Liu Fan threw them, he couldn't fall off.
"This young lady, may I ask why you say that our boss is your husband?"
He Ya frowned and said, "Do you have any evidence that our boss is your husband?"
"Proof, I think. ”
Yang Dabao scratched his brain, slapped Liu Fan on the leg and said, "I remember, I have my marriage certificate with my husband." ”
"Wait for me, I'll look for it. ”
Yang Dabao touched her gray takeaway clothes with his hand, took out two red books and handed them to He Yadao, "Look, I'm an honest person, I can't lie to you." ”
"Okay, thanks. ”
Taking a deep breath, He Ya took the marriage certificate in Yang Dabao's hand and opened it, and the moment the marriage certificate was opened, He Yahe's quiet face changed instantly.
"Tui scumbag. ”
Throwing the marriage certificate into Liu Fan's arms, He Ya said in a deep voice, "Quiet, let's go." ”
"Boss, you're going too far. ”
Quietly glanced at Liu Fan with red eyes, and then followed He Ya out of the library, leaving Liu Fan staring at the marriage certificate in a daze, only to see that on the marriage certificate, the marriage information of himself and Yang Dabao was indeed printed, and there was even a photo of the two of them.
"Ding, the blind date failed, congratulations to the host for obtaining the spirit fruit, fantasy card. ”
"Spiritual Fruit: A magical fruit that can increase mental power after taking it. ”
"Fantasy Cards: After use, you can permanently obtain a certain ability of fantasy characters, Note: Fantasy characters include but are not limited to movies, novels, anime, ......"
"Young man, it shouldn't be!"
Zhong Tu and Xia Yi didn't know when they came to Liu Fan, the two glanced at the marriage certificate in Liu Fan's hand, Zhong Tu shook his head and said, "Be a man, you still have to be dedicated to your feelings, since you are already married, don't mess with flowers outside." ”
"Yes, young man, you did go a step too far. ”
Xia Yi couldn't bear to look at Yang Dabao, and sighed, "Look at your wife, she is so embarrassed by life at such a young age, how can you carry her behind her back so messy." ”
"Yes, yes. ”
As if agreeing with what Xia Yi said, Yang Dabao kept nodding and said, "Old man, you're right, I'm so pitiful." ”
"Ahem!"
"Little girl, you don't have to call me old man. ”
The corners of Xia Yi's mouth twitched, and he said slowly, "Just call me Grandpa Xia." ”
"Yes, old man. ”
Xia Yi: "......"
"Don't be in a daze, lad. ”
Zhong Tu suddenly patted Liu Fan on the shoulder and said, "Young man, everyone makes mistakes sometimes, but as long as you can get lost, then you can still be saved." ”
"As long as you promise Grandpa Zhong to get along with your wife well in the future, then Grandpa Zhong still welcomes you to join our Literary Association, and in the future, you will follow Grandpa Zhong to develop the literary and artistic field of my country. ”
"I'm sorry, sir, but I'm not interested in joining the Literary Association. ”
Coming back to his senses, Liu Fan lifted Yang Dabao up, walked outside the library and said, "I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." ”
"Wait, lad. ”
Seeing that Liu Fan refused so decisively, Zhong Tu suddenly panicked and wanted to catch up with Liu Fan, but found that Liu Fan had already gone away.
"It's a pity, it's a pity. ”
Zhong Tu said bitterly, "Why is such a genius unwilling to join us and accompany us to revitalize the literary and artistic fields of Huaguo." ”
"Grandpa Zhong, don't sigh. ”
Shangguan Zhili comforted, "Although this gentleman is talented, if his ideology and morality are not good, after joining the Literary Association, he will only be unworthy of virtue, and in the end, after he has fame, he will harm more girls." ”
......
"Husband, you tap. ”
Outside the library, Liu Fan carried Yang Dabao like a chicken, and in the strange eyes of passers-by, Liu Fan took Yang Dabao into an alley.
"Tell me, who the hell are you!"
Putting Yang Dabao down, Liu Fan looked at Yang Dabao and said, "Are you a delivery man who runs fast?"
"Uh-huh. ”
Yang Dabao patted his clothes, nodded and said, "My name is Yang Dabao, and I am from Singapore." ”
"New your sister. ”
Listening to Yang Dabao's local dialect of Chongqing, Liu Fan said with a black line on his face, "Don't pretend to be stupid for me, tell me quickly, who are you? Why do you call me husband, and where did you get this marriage certificate?"
"That's what you say. ”
Yang Dabao pointed to the marriage certificate in Liu Fan's hand and said, "This is what I found to make a fake certificate, and it cost me hundreds of yuan, can you reimburse me?"
"I ......"
"What do you think?"
Liu Fan tried to control his emotions and said in a deep voice, "You haven't answered my question yet. ”
"You're an alien, aren't you?"
Yang Dabao's whole person's aura suddenly became fierce, and he looked at Liu Fan and said, "You have a power in your body that far exceeds that of ordinary people, but I don't feel the existence of source power in your body. ”
"I don't know what you're talking about. ”
Liu Fan's pupils shrank slightly, and he frowned, "What alien? What source power? Have you read too many novels!"
"Oh, don't you admit it?"
"It doesn't matter. ”
Tie up his messy hair, Yang Dabao revealed a delicate face and said, "Whether you are an alien or not, just try it to find out." ”
Yang Dabao's voice fell, only to see a metallic object appear out of thin air in his hand, and when he saw what it was, Liu Fan was instantly dumbfounded.
"it, guns!"
"You guessed it. ”
The body disappeared suddenly, Yang Dabao instantly appeared behind Liu Fan, kicked Liu Fan to the corner of the alley, Yang Dabao held a pink heavy gun in both hands, and said to Liu Fan, "Do you think you will die if I come down this time?"
"Boom!"
The space shook slightly, and a light flashed at the muzzle, only to see a blue power condensed in the muzzle, as if it was about to hit Liu Fan at any time.
"Mad woman, let me tell you, now is a society governed by the rule of law, and if you are armed with a contraband like guns, you will go to jail. ”
......
Running fast in the delivery company, Chen Zhi and Taiye stood side by side in front of a floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the mortal building opposite the company, Chen Zhi said, "Taiye, do you say that Dabao can complete this task?"
"It's hard to say. ”
Taiye took out a cigarette and lit it, and said with a smile, "Dabao's brain circuit is different from ours. ”
"I had a bad premonition. ”
Chen frowned and said, "If the other party is not an Inhuman, and Bao'er exposes the power of Inhuman, then it will be troublesome." ”
"Don't worry, that kid is an alien. ”
Tai Ye spat out a puff of smoke from his mouth and said, "Ordinary people, even those who have been working all year round, it is impossible to face the encirclement of nearly ten adult men with weapons in hand, and they can still fight against ten, the only thing I am worried about now is whether Dabao will misunderstand what we mean." ”