"What's going on down there? Nothing...... Ah, it turns out that he is too ......" Xiao Ai suddenly woke up, and her face turned red again.

The Yaksha don't have small cocks, they are not human anymore, because they live in the water, and their organs are somewhat similar to those of fish, and of course there are other reasons......

This doesn't have to be explained too clearly, anyway, everyone will understand it, after all, it is a show for all ages.

That is to say, even if he has the intention to commit murder, he does not have a murder weapon, I say this, everyone understands, right?

"Isn't it supposed to be in the sea, how can it be in the lake?" Xiang Ze continued to interrogate.

"That's a long story......" Yaksha muttered.

"Long story short!" Xiang Zexin said, how can this Yaksha still be a chatter?

"Yes, because I made such a little mistake, so I was punished to take care of this broken lake, the lake is full of small fish and shrimp, I eat very unpleasantly, so I came up to look for a meat to satisfy my hunger, but unexpectedly I ran into my husband...... And two beautiful women, how do you really say that? Actually, I'm a kind person...... Nakshatra. ”

Seeing that Xiang Ze didn't seem to want to kill him, Yaksha spoke more slipperily, and even had a bit of a flamboyant tongue, quite a fat man's demeanor.

"Whew, it turns out that you want to eat us!" Lu Yan'er could hear that his voice was wrong.

"Look girl, what are you talking about? My Yaksha is a serious Yaksha, and I don't eat people until I starve to death, ahem, only Rakshasa ghosts eat people! They like to eat human flesh, if you meet them, you have to be careful, those guys like to eat you like to eat you like this little girl, the meat is sweet......

Yaksha's mouth was foaming at the mouth, but he quietly touched the severed arm back with his other hand, put it on his shoulder, and instantly moved freely again.

"You still say, I'll kill you if I say it again!" Lu Yan'er's face turned white again.

Oh my god, luckily I met a Yaksha and not a rakshasa...... Huh, you're not lying to me, are you?

You're a bad Nakshatra, I believe you're a ghost!

"Ah, this is absolutely unacceptable, spare your life, girl, spare your life, sir, you just look at the little me, the little me...... Little me, this and this, this ......."

The Yaksha ghost didn't think of any merits that could be used as a basis for begging for mercy for a long time.

"The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime is unforgivable! Xiaolong, give me a hundred sticks!" Xiang Ze straightened his face, he was actually stiff, this thing was so funny, if he didn't do it well after listening to him grind for a while, he would laugh.

"Oh, hey, my husband, my brother, my brother! I can take three sticks for a small one, and I am afraid that a hundred sticks will be beaten into a pulp! This is not a life, this is a fatal one!" Yaksha immediately shouted.

"Okay, then it's okay to beat twenty sticks and give a slight punishment, is it reasonable for you to come out and hurt people?" Xiang Ze pursed his lips and said, he was afraid to laugh out loud.

In other words, his laughter is quite high, but this guy is really too funny, if he worships Lao Guo as a teacher to learn cross talk, he will definitely be able to get ahead.

"I can't stand it even with twenty sticks, there are a lot of girls, and the gentleman is merciful, so why don't you beat three sticks?" he said and stretched out three carrot-like fingers and shook them at the big guy.

"Hurry up, are you really waiting for him to bargain? After a while, Brother Xiang's heart is soft, and he can't beat him with a stick!" Lu Yan'er couldn't help but yell at him when he saw Brother Xiaolong holding the big wood and waiting stupidly.

"Uh-huh!" Brother Xiaolong agreed, picking up the big wood and shining it on the big ass of the Yaksha

。 With a loud bang, Yaksha's ass blossomed, but it wasn't a red flower, it was a green flower......

"Ahh

After a snap, he shouted again: "Oh, you beat hard!" "It's really hard!" "It's a wonderful fight!"

Every time the tone changes, it's like a singing person clearing his throat, sometimes high, sometimes thick, sometimes thin, and the expression on his face also changes, sometimes grinning, sometimes frowning......

Did everyone laugh?

Xiao Ai squatted on the ground holding her stomach and couldn't stand up for half a day, she wasn't scared to death just now, but she might die laughing to death at this time.

Brother Xiaolong couldn't stand it after eight or nine beats, and the call was so ugly! I knew that he was fighting ghosts, and those who didn't know thought he was slaughtering chickens! I angrily threw down the wood in my hand and kicked him away: Get out of here!

I saw a big monster with grinning teeth suddenly flying into the air, making a grimace at the drone's camera, and falling down rapidly......

"My mother, there are ghosts!" Luo Weier in the anchor room happened to swipe Xiang Ze's live broadcast room by chance, and she was about to switch when she saw the screen, but she suddenly saw a hideous grimace flashing on the screen, and screamed in fright.

"What a ghost I rely on!" Kun Kun also saw it, and his frightened little white face turned pale.

"Impossible, where in the world are ghosts?" Xi Xi blinked with big eyes and half-believing, she didn't see it clearly just now.

"It seems to be a ghost!" Dong Chou also saw it.

"Bei Ye Deye?" When encountering this kind of strange thing, the first thing that came to Bo's mind was these two experts.

"It can't be a ghost, I think maybe he had some kind of mask on his face. De Ye said.

"Yes, many primitive tribes wear terrible masks to intimidate beasts or enemies. Bei Ye used the knowledge he knew to make a reasonable explanation.

"This doesn't look like a mask!" Luo Weier enlarged the replay of the picture just now, although it was a little blurry and not very clear, but it seemed to be the true face of this person.

"Maybe it's an oil paint made from mashed plants and applied to the face, and it will also have this effect. "Bei Ye actually doesn't know the bottom in his heart, but it seems that there is only one explanation, right?

"But what's the matter with him being able to fly?" asked Xi Xi.

"He's definitely not going to fly, it's probably thrown up......" Brother Bo judged based on this person's graceful posture in mid-air.

"He's so big, who's going to throw him so high?" Lovier thought it couldn't be.

"Xiang Ze. "The dragon is in the wild. "Han Chong. "Big stupid. Brother Bo and each of them said a name, saying that each of them seemed to be able to do it.

"Okay. Luo Weier was silent.

The speculation in the live broadcast room is much more exaggerated, and many foreigners directly make a conclusion about this monster.

"This is Dr. Banner!" "Who?"

"It's Hulk!"

"Don't say it, it's a bit like, it's all the same green!"

"Don't make a fuss, that's a character from the comics, you guys take it seriously! Are they all elementary school students?"

"But it really seems to be hey!" "Then who do you say this is?"

"It's not the Hulk anyway, but the Hulk's hair is black, okay? ”

"Maybe he dyed his hair......" said that Yaksha fell down and turned over two heels on the ground, kneeling down in front of Xiang Ze: "Thank you, sir!"

"Yes, this doesn't seem to be right, why do you still have any opinions?" Lu Yan'er thought that he was unconvinced. "Don't dare, don't dare! It's not that Mr. doesn't dare, it's that I don't da ”

It is not strange that many people have ceremonies, and the yaksha kowtows again and again, like pounding garlic.