Chapter 620: A Recipe That Makes People Laugh
The meaning of Shou Xiaoqing's words was very obvious, obviously thinking that he had already won, and then walked straight back to his seat without waiting for Lin Yu to answer.
Lin Yu squinted at him, and without saying a word, he also stepped back to his seat.
When the TCM doctors on both sides saw that the results of the diagnosis on both sides had come out, they were all excited, and they were all looking forward to it, eager to know what the result would be.
"Steward Sima, hurry up and read the diagnosis results!"
Before Shou Xiaoqing and Lin Yu's buttocks could sit firmly, someone in the crowd couldn't help but urge.
The fat butler glanced at Mrs. Du, and when Mrs. Du nodded, he beckoned to the two cheongsam women on the left and right, and called them over.
In order to avoid confusion between Lin Yu and Shou Xiaoqing's prescriptions, the fat housekeeper asked the two cheongsam girls to keep a prescription each.
"Since Master Shou is the pulse of the back, then I will read Master Shou's diagnosis first!"
The fat housekeeper took the diagnosis of Shou Lao, did not rush to open it, turned his head and asked, as if he glanced at Lin Yu.
"Please!"
Lin Yu smiled indifferently and made a gesture of please.
The fat housekeeper took Shou Xiaoqing's recipe apart, glanced at it, his eyes lit up, and then read aloud, "Shou Lao's diagnosis is that this is an evil qi invading the viscera, causing yin and yang to be weak, resulting in bone cold paralysis!"
After hearing this diagnosis, everyone was in a commotion, and there was a lot of discussion, in fact, they just listened to the fun, as for whether the second old man of the Du family was the reason for his illness, they didn't know at all.
The fat butler glanced at the people seated, and waited for the discussion to subside, and then continued to read, "The prescription is 5g of white zombie silkworm, 3g of psoralen, 3g of silkworm sand, and ...... of deer antler velvet."
"That's it!"
Before the fat butler could finish reading, Mrs. Du interrupted him softly, obviously not wanting him to make the prescription public.
The fat butler nodded, and stopped abruptly.
"Haha, Mrs. Du, it's okay, it's okay for you to let Steward Sima read it out!"
Shou Xiaoqing stood up, smiled very heartily, his face was full of energy, and said loudly, "Just say it, you can also let the peers sitting there appraise it, and let the old man eat a good meal!"
"Shou Lao said with a smile, you specialize in the prescription, we can't understand it, how can we talk about identification!"
"Yes, we don't even know what the disease is, how dare we identify it!"
"Since Shou Lao has even diagnosed such a strange disease, then the prescription is naturally not bad!"
"That's it, the master of Huaxia pulse diagnosis, really lives up to his reputation!"
The doctors present immediately patted Shou Xiaoqing's ass, and also expanded Shou Xiaoqing's name of "Master of Southern Jiangsu Pulse Diagnosis" to "Master of Chinese Pulse Diagnosis".
In fact, what they said was not pure sycophancy, but also admiration for Shou Xiaoqing in their hearts, after all, the illness of the second old man of the Du family is too weird, let alone the diagnosis, that is, Mrs. Du asked them to go over to check the pulse, and after they finished it, they didn't dare to assert what kind of disease this old man was, let alone prescribe a prescription!
You know, the more strange the disease, the more cautious the medication, the slightest mistake, that is fatal!
So Shou Xiaoqing diagnosed the illness of the second master of the Du family in such a short period of time, and also prescribed a prescription, how could they not admire it?!
"I can trust the prescription prescribed by Master Shou!"
Mrs. Du also praised Shou Xiaoqing very timely, and then instructed the fat housekeeper, "Go, order someone to boil medicine according to Master Shou's prescription!"
"It's already commanded!"
The fat butler nodded and hurriedly said, when Mrs. Du asked him to stop reading the prescription just now, he gave the prescription to the people below and asked them to prepare.
Since the Du family invited a group of famous Chinese medicine experts to come over on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, they naturally have already prepared a variety of Chinese medicine materials, no matter what prescription they are prescribing, they can gather the medicinal materials.
"Butler, read President He's recipe!"
At this time, Wang Shaoqin, Dou Lao and the others saw that everyone seemed to have forgotten Lin Yu, and immediately shouted at Mrs. Du and the fat housekeeper, asking them to also remember Lin Yu's recipe.
After finishing speaking, the three of them straightened their chests proudly, and they were extremely confident in their hearts, since Shou Xiaoqing could cut off the illness of the second old man of the Du family, that Jiarong would definitely not be a problem, and even the prescription was even better than Shou Xiaoqing's, even if it was a draw, Lin Yu would definitely have a slight advantage!
"Wait a minute, everybody!"
The fat butler hurriedly took Lin Yu's recipe and hurriedly unfolded it, and then his face couldn't help but change, obviously a little surprised, and turned his head to look at Mrs. Du.
"What's wrong?"
Mrs. Du glanced at him with a smile, a little puzzled, and joked, "Don't you know how to read?"
When the people present heard this, they immediately burst into a commotion.
The fat butler had a bitter face, did not speak, hurriedly walked up to Mrs. Du, and handed the recipe to Mrs. Du.
After Mrs. Du took it and read the words on the recipe, her face couldn't help but change, her brows frowned slightly, she looked up at Lin Yu and asked suspiciously, "Mr. He, do you confirm that you have written this recipe correctly?!"
Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but be a little suspicious, and they were all curious, didn't this Mrs. Du understand the formula, why did she ask people if He Jiarong had written it wrong? !
"That's right, that's my diagnosis!"
Lin Yu smiled indifferently at Mrs. Du, stretched out his hand at her, and signaled to her that it was okay to read it.
Mrs. Du glanced at Lin Yu again in surprise, and saw that Lin Yu didn't seem to be joking, so she read with some hesitation: "Mr. He's diagnosis and prescription are written together, and they are written ...... Nothing, drink more hot water!"
Mrs. Du's words were quite unconfident, so her voice was not loud, but the words were clear, and everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then suddenly burst into a great burst of laughter.
"Hahaha...... Drink plenty of hot water, it's going to laugh at me!"
"Amazing, this President He is really a superb doctor, and he actually saw that there was a 'nothing'!"
"I think President He has taken the words 'open his eyes and talk nonsense' to the extreme!"
"This recipe is right, hot water is a good thing, it can cure all diseases, hahaha......"
While laughing, everyone sitting laughed at Lin Yu unreservedly, and many of them laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and they couldn't help but cover their abdomen and bend over.
"He Jiarong, you are really a fucking miracle doctor, Lao Tzu respects you, I took it, I took it completely!"
Shou Rongxin laughed and stood up, raised his glass and drank it all.
Shou Xiaoqing also shook his head and sighed and laughed, looking at Lin Yu with a trace of contempt in his eyes, he listened to the rumors, and thought that this He Jiarong He Divine Doctor was so powerful, it turned out to be just a rice bucket that was tricky!
Dou Lao, Huang Lao, and Wang Lao, who were sitting with Lin Yu, also looked confused, looking at Lin Yu in confusion, not knowing what Lin Yu meant.
You must know that even anyone who doesn't understand medicine can see the situation of the second old man of the Du family in a wheelchair, and he can see that he is not lightly ill, how can this come to Lin Yu, it will become nothing!
And this recipe is too sloppy, isn't it?!
Drink more hot water?!
What the fuck is this......
"Jiarong, if you can't see it, you can't see it, why are you giving up on yourself!"
Huang Xinru said helplessly, "You ...... Aren't you humiliating yourself and letting others laugh at you?!"
"Huang Lao, I can see it, and it's right!"
Lin Yu said to Huang Xinru with a smile as a matter of course, and then seemed to suddenly remember something, and hurriedly turned to Mrs. Du and said, "By the way, Mrs. Du, what I wrote just now is urgent, the prescription is a little lacking, in fact, it can be improved again, the effect is better!"
"Mr. Ho, please speak!"
Although Mrs. Du was a little unsure, when she saw that Lin Yu was going to change the prescription, she still nodded and responded, which was regarded as giving Lin Yu a chance again.
"You add some wolfberries to the boiled water and give it to the second old man to drink, the effect will be better!"
Lin Yu hurriedly added.
"Hahaha......"
The crowd sitting was followed by a burst of more intense laughter, and many people's tears of laughter came out, they felt that Lin Yu was not here to see a doctor, but to fucking be funny!
"Mr. He, you're not kidding, are you?!"
Mrs. Du asked Lin Yu with a calm face, although everyone thought it was ridiculous, but she felt that Lin Yu was insulting her and their Du family!
"No kidding!"
Lin Yu looked back at Mrs. Du with a calm face, calmly, and said confidently, "According to my prescription, soak the wolfberry in water, keep drinking, drink more and drink quickly, it won't take two hours to heal!"
"That's not necessary!"
Seeing that Lin Yu was still so perfunctory, a trace of frost appeared on her face, obviously she was already angry, and said coldly, "This prescription prescribed by Mr. He, my second uncle takes it every day, and it has no effect!"
Not to mention the patient, even ordinary people, they also need to drink a lot of boiled water during the day, her second uncle has drunk boiled water for more than a month, and he hasn't seen it well!
"Okay, Mrs. Du, don't listen to him messing around, you just follow my prescription, just one dose, and it will work immediately!"
Shou Xiaoqing stood up, raised his head and smiled at Mrs. Du, then turned his head to Lin Yu and said, "Mr. He, I will convince you of the loss, if the old man gets better later, you ice toad, but it will be mine!"