Liu Qingshan lay on the bed, looked at the wooden roof covered with spider webs, sighed faintly, and began a new round of counting sheep.

However, no matter how much he counted the sheep or meditated hard, he just couldn't sleep.

After tossing and turning in bed for a few rounds, he couldn't stand it anymore, so he got up, wrapped his coat, and tiptoed to the kitchen to steal Dad's wasp wine.

Earthen bee soaking wine, I have a dream. It is said that if you take a sip of earth bee wine before going to bed, you will have any kind of fairy and beauty in your dreams.

After growing so big, it was the first time that Liu Qingshan had to rely on medicinal wine to help him sleep.

However, then again, this bee wine is Dad's treasure, and if he knows about it, he may not know how to get revenge on him.

But now it's so uncomfortable that I can't sleep without drinking.

Hey, it doesn't matter, revenge or not, that's a matter for the future, for now, let's solve the problem of insomnia first.

Thinking like this, Liu Qingshan hurriedly returned to the room with the earth bee wine, and then got into the quilt, half-leaned against the adobe wall, and drank the wine leisurely.

Don't say it, this wine is quite strong.

However, what kind of person am I, Liu Qingshan, drinking this wine is like drinking boiled water.

One bite is really not enjoyable, so let's take another bite.

Well, after two sips of wine, I feel a little bit.

Hey, I drank both sips anyway, and I didn't miss the third sip.

Goo Dong Goo Dong, he swallowed three sips of wine in a row, which was basically equivalent to a large bowl of food.

As a result, most of the bee wine in the glass bottle of juice disappeared at once.

Looking at the half-empty bottle, Liu Qingshan felt that it was not enough, and thought to himself, just don't do it and drink it all. Anyway, tomorrow my dad will definitely be angry when he sees that most of the wine is gone. Since you want to be angry, it is better to make him angry because of a bottle of wine than to make him angry because of half a bottle of wine.

In this way, I also earned half a bottle.

Thinking of this, Liu Qingshan pointed his mouth to the mouth of the bottle, raised his neck, and clicked a few times, and the bottle was soon empty.

"Ah, cool. Liu Qingshan put down the empty wine bottle and lay down satisfied.

After the medicinal wine was in his stomach, he probably fought with the beer duck in his stomach, Liu Qingshan's eyelids were a little tired, he closed his eyes, and fell asleep after a while.

I don't know how long I slept this time.

"Aoyama, Aoyama. "The body was shaken.

"Aoyama. Wake up. ”

Who, it's really annoying, I just dreamed that a beautiful woman secretly sent autumn waves to him, but I don't know which bastard it was, and he actually kept arguing in his ear at such a critical time.

Ah, I can't hear, I can't hear, I'm going to keep sleeping, beauty, wait for me, I'm coming.

"Qingshan, if you don't get up again, I'll feed all the green onions and coriander to the chickens. ”

"Oh, what are you doing. Liu Qingshan opened his eyes reluctantly and saw his mother dimly.

"Mom, early in the morning, why are you arguing with me?" Liu Qingshan complained, "I've been sleepless all night, and I finally fell asleep, and you came to disturb me again." ”

"It's still early in the morning, do you know what time it is? It's almost ten o'clock. I've been asleep since eight o'clock last night, and now you're really a pig. Wu Cuimei slapped her son's exposed soles vigorously and said, "Hurry up, something has happened to Dasha." ”

"Huh?" Liu Qingshan originally wanted to sleep for a while, but his mother's last sentence directly scared him awake.

"What's wrong with Uncle Dasha?"

"You get up first. Wu Cuimei turned around and walked out, "Mrs. Tan is still in the yard, she is in a hurry, you hurry up." ”

"Oooh oh. Liu Qingshan saw that his mother looked solemn, and estimated that it was not a joke, so he quickly got up and got dressed, and ran out.

Mrs. Tan was really waiting in the yard.

As soon as she saw Liu Qingshan coming out, Mrs. Tan rushed up to meet her, and said with an anxious face: "Qingshan, I'm sorry to wake you up." ”

"It's okay, Grandma Tan, what's wrong with Uncle Dasha?" Liu Qingshan hugged Mrs. Tan and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

Mrs. Tan gritted her teeth, sad and angry: "He is a big fool, after returning from your house last night, Wang Youxin came to his house to find him, saying that he wanted to ask him to go to the town to play together, Dasha didn't want to go, but he couldn't stand Wang Youxin's instigation, so he finally followed." He went there all night and didn't come home, and it wasn't until this morning that the village chief came to look for me at home, and I realized that the so-called going to the town to play was actually to find a woman. If you are looking for a woman, you will find a woman, he is not married at this age, and he has no object, he wants to find a woman to relax, I don't say anything, but who knows, he is so unlucky, he finally went out to play at night, and happened to run into the police arresting people. I heard that when he was arrested, he was still doing something, and he didn't have time to mention his pants. ”

I'm sorry, I want to laugh. But I can't laugh. Liu Qingshan tried his best to hold back a smile, trying to narrow his eyes, and looked at Mrs. Tan.

In addition to wanting to laugh, he was also a little confused.

Suddenly, one day, a person came to you and said that the person who was still eating with you yesterday had been arrested for prostitution @娼......

Moreover, he was still doing things when he was caught......

I didn't even have time to lift my pants......

I'm sorry, forgive me for being unkind and wanting to laugh

( ̄y▽ ̄)~*Cover your mouth and snicker

After all, this is too mysterious.

Isn't this kind of plot only found in TV dramas?

Moreover, that person is actually Tan Dasha, who works with him almost every day these days.

Recalling the previous scene when Tan Dasha asked him if he wanted to go to the town to find a woman, Liu Qingshan seemed to understand.

This Tan Dasha had already moved that thought, and he didn't go because of his dissuasion. But after eating the beer duck made by my mother last night, I guess I felt uncomfortable, so I was not determined, and then I went.

I don't know why, but I still kind of want to laugh.

Liu Qingshan held back a smile and hurriedly comforted Mrs. Tan, who was still chattering and scolding: "Grandma Tan, don't be angry, this prostitute @ prostitution is just a murder, that is, it will be locked up for a few days, and after a few days, it will be released." ”

"Ah, is that so?" Mrs. Tan wiped the corners of her eyes with her hand and looked at Liu Qingshan in surprise, "Qingshan, why are you so clear?"

What's this, what's this called?

What do you mean by me being so clear? It looks like I've been locked up for prostitution @娼.

Liu Qingshan was funny and angry: "Grandma Tan, I know, it's because I've watched TV, it's all played like this on TV, prostitution @@娼不是什么大罪, at most a week, don't worry." ”

When Mrs. Tan heard this, she nodded, but she was still not very relieved. After all, this is the first time Tan Dasha has been imprisoned, and it is also the first time that someone in the village has been imprisoned for prostitution @娼, as an old mother, if she doesn't worry, how can it be.

She grabbed Liu Qingshan's hand, looked at Liu Qingshan with a pleading face, and said: "Qingshan, I really don't know who to find, my eldest son only knows to listen to his wife, I go to him, he will definitely not help, the village chief has so many things, he breaks his leg for the village every day, I am really embarrassed to trouble him." So, Aoyama, look, can you go to town and help me ask what the situation is?"

Seeing Mrs. Tan's gray-haired face and furrows, but she still had to worry about her son, Liu Qingshan naturally couldn't refuse.

He nodded and said, "Okay, Grandma Tan, you wait, I'll go eat a bowl of rice, and then I'll go to the town to help you ask, and I'll take you out later." ”

"Good, good. Mrs. Tan was grateful, her eyes were wet, "Qingshan, thank you, thank you, if it weren't for you, I really don't know what to do." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, Grandma Tan, you sit down first, this is what I should do. Liu Qingshan calmed Mrs. Tan's emotions, went back to the kitchen and ate two bowls of oil tea and rice, explained a few words to her mother, and then drove Mrs. Tan away.

When he arrived in the outer village, Liu Qingshan asked Mrs. Tan to pack a few clothes for Tan Dasha and some toiletries.

Mrs. Tan came out with clothes and toothpaste and toothbrushes, and asked puzzledly: "Qingshan, what do you want these things for?"

"No, no, Grandma Tan, it won't be locked up for a long time, at most a few days. Liu Qingshan took the clothes and said, "But even if he is only locked up for a few days, then he has to wash and change his clothes, don't you say?"

Mrs. Tan listened, nodded suddenly, looked at Liu Qingshan expectantly and said, "Oh, that's good, Qingshan, then I won't go into the mountain today, I'll wait for your news at home." ”

"Okay. Liu Qingshan waved his hand and set off for the town.

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