There's no way, since my brother-in-law has said so, let's chase it.

For the first time, Yang Bufan felt that it was quite good to buy and sell strongly, but did he have any qualities?

Why does everyone like to give me a wife?

Pan Xiao wanted to give his fiancée to me, and that feeling at that time was that as long as you Yang Bufan opened Chrysostom, that guy would be able to tie up his fiancée and send him to bed.

Now, Li Zhe actually wants to give his sister to himself as a wife, I want to stay and drink with him, so I have to come out to chase his sister.

Anyway, your sister is a long-distance runner, and you don't have any points in your heart, and I can't catch up with all four legs.

Pretending to chase after it, and then going back to continue drinking with Lao Li, wouldn't it be beautiful.

Just when Yang Bufan was thinking so, he saw that the little girl who was wearing a dress and deliberately wearing light makeup was squatting on the road and crying.

The crying one called a hissing lung, that called a miserable, and those who didn't know thought she was selling herself to bury her brother here.

Yang Bufan walked over slowly, coughed, and found that Li Xiaoqin was still focused on the crying scene, completely unaware of his existence.

"Ahem! Xiaoqin, you don't have to be so entangled, the order of your parents, the words of the matchmaker are right, the eldest brother is like a father, right, so you have to accept the family affairs arranged by your brother." ”

Li Xiaoqin raised her head with rain, crying like a raccoon cat, and glared at Yang Bufan fiercely.

"This is my first blind date......!

Yang Bufan scratched his head, squatted on the side of the road, and thoughtfully persuaded: "It's also my first blind date, just because everything is difficult at the beginning, we need to make a good start, are you right!"

"Yes to your sister!

Who knows, Li Xiaoqin was extremely excited, raised his head and sprayed Yang Bufan's face with spittle, and then buried his head in his skirt and cried bitterly.

Yang Bufan wiped his face, and he felt that his body was a little hot.

No way.

Do I have any special hobbies, I was sprayed in the face by someone spitting on the stars, why do I still think it's sweet?

"Don't cry, look at your snot all over your skirt!"

"Huh?"

Li Xiaoqin was obviously startled, and raised his head suddenly, only to find that there was no such thing at all.

"You liar! scumbags are really liars!"

"Eh, Comrade Xiao Li, you have to talk about your conscience when you are a man, and you have to talk about evidence when you go to prison, why do you say I'm a scumbag!"

Li Xiaoqin stared at Yang Bufan's face with red eyes, and explained it word by word in a signature style.

"You!yes!scum!man!You obviously have a ...... with Sister Wen fell in love, and even lied to my brother that you were single!"

Yang Bufan sighed, and finally understood what was going on.

It turns out that the sequelae of today's scandal incident are not over yet, this Li Xiaoqin has always thought that I have an improper relationship with Xia Wenwen.

I see, no wonder she just said in the hotel, "Anyone can do it, but he can't".

In Li Xiaoqin's eyes, we are the men she leads, and it is estimated that compared with a mature working woman like Xia Wenwen, she, a fledgling girl, still has a little admiration and inferiority, and she definitely doesn't dare to rob Xia Wenwen's man.

The problem is, Xia Wenwen and I are innocent!

It's innocent, it's more innocent than shallots and tofu!

"Well, do you have any misunderstanding about this? You can't believe the video during the day, it's a matter of principle, several people in our dormitory drank together that day, but it's not just me and Xia Wenwen. And, Xia Wenwen, you know what to call him, haha, call her Brother Wen! This relationship, iron buddy, it's not what you think. ”

Li Xiaoqin raised his head in a daze, looked at Yang Bufan's sincere face, and finally believed it.

"Really?"

"It must be really, otherwise you wait for Brother Wen to come back, and you ask her. ”

"I don't dare ......"

"Why don't you dare?"

"She's my leader!"

"The leader is a fart, I scold the leader every day in the unit, you see that I still don't have any. ”

Li Xiaoqin may have thought of something funny, and suddenly burst out laughing.

At this moment, Yang Bufan looked through Li Xiaoqin's thick myopia lenses, as if he saw a lily blooming, a kind of freshness came to his face, much sweeter than the spitting star just now.

"Why are you so vulgar, not like a good person. My brother was deceived by you, you are not honest, you are very bad. ”

"I'm bad, Xiaoqin, don't you want to smear people's innocence out of thin air!"

"You're not bad, why are you secretly filming that sister Hua in the unit?"

Yang Bufan stood on the spot.

How is this not clear?

"Well, that's right, those videos were taken by my brother next door, a guy named Wu Yuanzhang. What about the original intention, I don't know what his original intention is for this sand sculpture, anyway, it was photographed. ”

However, Yang Bufan himself doesn't sound like it, although this is the real situation.

Of course Li Xiaoqin didn't believe it, but she felt that this Yang Bufan was quite funny, and he was really embarrassed, he could rely on others for everything, and he needed others to help him testify about everything.

But it's really brain-dead, and the lies are too fake.

It turns out that men are all the same, isn't it just that my big brother is brainless!

Li Xiaoqin stood up directly from the ground, wiped his tears and said, "You don't have to explain this to me, I don't want to know." Then you go back and drink with my brother, I'll take a taxi home by myself. ”

Yang Bufan scratched his head and stood up, and said with a smile: "Don't, I'll send you." ”

Li Xiaoqin's mood had almost recovered, and he smiled.

"I actually want to eat the bridge rice noodles. ”

"What a coincidence! I know there's a good one nearby. ”

"Which one?"

"Well, I'll check my phone. ”

"Poof...... You don't have a word of truth in your mouth. ”

"Hehe, I forgot the exact location. I remember the name, look at my phone, let's go to this ......."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and they both felt as if there was something more in their eyes, like a pair of dog men and women in love.

Yang Bufan took out his mobile phone, and just wanted to check which nearby rice noodles were delicious, but a call came.

Xia Wenwen called!

Yang Bufan's mouth couldn't close at that time, and he actually had a feeling of being caught and raped in bed, and Li Xiaoqin, who was still smiling, also saw who called, and his face suddenly changed.

"You call every day, don't you?"

"No, we usually contact each other on WeChat!"

"Hehe......"

"No, Xia Wenwen hasn't gone abroad, and he hasn't been in touch recently. ”

"Then why don't you answer the phone?"

"Oh, I forgot to take it. ”

As he spoke, Yang Bufan picked up the phone, and in order to prove his innocence, he also turned on the speakerphone.

Xia Wenwen's somewhat lazy voice came from the phone.

"Ah, I can't get jet lag! Fanfan, you come and have a good time with me! Remember to bring some good wine, this time with a red bar!"

The air froze at this moment.

Yang Bufan himself feels like a scumbag, oops!

Check out these keywords!

Fanfan!

Stay with me!

Cool it!

Bring red wine!

......

Yang Bufan saw that Li Xiaoqin's originally fair face suddenly turned red, and at the same time, her eyes were red.

didn't say a word about the scene, Li Xiaoqin ran away crying directly.

That speed, as expected, is worthy of an athlete who has practiced long-distance running, and when Yang Bufan reacted, he had already run half the street.

"Hey, come back, it's not what you thought it was!"

Yang Bufan wailed, but it was useless to shout and cut his throat, the person was gone.

"Hey, what are you talking about? Fanfan, you're sick, I'm going back to China!

Yang Bufan took a deep breath and yelled into the phone: "You're sick! My first love! My first blind date!