Chapter 346: Untouchable Qin Han
Of course, these are all big things, and there will be some small things that people will come over, such as whose child suddenly falls ill, no matter how you look at it, the family will definitely come here to worship and pray for the protection of the fairy family.
"Secretary Ding from the township just called, they can enter the village in about an hour, let's hurry up. Liu Zhanfang leaned over to Qin Han and whispered: "Don't forget what you should say, we would rather believe it or not." ”
"I know. ”
Smiling, Qin Han continued to walk forward, thinking about the few words that Huang Daxian taught him just now, he still felt a little shocked, because every sentence was magnificent, and he felt as if he was about to float up when he shouted twice in his heart, this feeling was really a bit wonderful......
The mighty crowd walked towards the western cool slope, which naturally attracted many onlookers, Duan Zhenshan and Yang Chengyun and others simply climbed up the hillside to watch the excitement.
"I didn't expect to sit here one day, didn't I?" Duan Zhenshan leaned over to Yang Chengyun and sat down, and said with a smile.
"I'm afraid you're the same, aren't you?"
Yang Chengyun took a deep breath and said: "It's too fast, it's too fast, it's much faster than I imagined, it's been like this in just a few months, I really can't think about what it will be like in a few months, and what it will be like in three years and five years." ”
"Why don't you give me a look at it?"
"Me?"
Yang Chengyun shrugged his shoulders and said, "This kind of thing, it's still an authentic way made by that great immortal, but we don't have that set of abilities." ”
"It's not a prospect, it's a forecast. Duan Zhenshan paused and said: "The speed of his progress is really unbelievable, now it is really in the limelight, if it can be maintained, the future naturally does not need to be said, needless to say in three years and five years, one and a half years is enough to surpass us, what is it like in three years and five years, to be honest, it is difficult to predict, maybe he can reach that level We never thought about it." ”
"Listening to your tone, it seems a little worried?" Yang Chengyun said: "If you have anything to say, you might as well say it, he is our brother, we can help him in advance, we must help him, wouldn't it be better?"
"If my guess is correct, Lao Duan, you're worried that he's too strong, right?"
"Brother Chengyun, you know me. ”
Duan Zhenshan took a deep breath and said: "I don't know if Brother Chengyun have heard a word, what Li Shanchang said to Zhu Yuanzhang when he was in power, he will be used for the rest of his life!"
"Build a high wall, accumulate grain, and slowly become the king?" Yang Chengyun squinted his eyes and said: "But Qin Han is not Zhu Yuanzhang, this sentence doesn't seem to be suitable for him." Old Duan, think about it carefully, since you met him, has everything he done vividly, and there is one thing that he did inappropriately?"
"Besides, there is a woman beside him who is definitely not worse than Queen Bigfoot, what we are looking at now is only the tip of the iceberg, and there may be many things we haven't seen, so this matter can't be concluded so quickly, I think it's better to be in the limelight!"
"Alas, I also hope that this is the case, what we can do is to help him come up with ideas, and we can help him do something in a short time, and what we can do in the future may only be a drop in the bucket for him, and it will not solve a big problem at all!"
Yang Chengzai shook his head again, smiled self-deprecatingly and said: "No one can help anyone for a lifetime, even if we and Qin Han are brothers of the opposite sex, but there is one thing that cannot be denied, we are all passers-by in a hurry, can Qin Han only become friends with us, can there only be you Duan Zhenshan alone in the world or can only have me Yang Chengyun alone?"
That's right. Duan Zhenshan couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
"To do what we have to do right now, I'm sure he'll do better than we thought he would. Yang Chengyun smiled and said: "Don't say it, he is really a little similar to the former cattle herding baby Zhu Yuanzhang, both of whom are self-made!"
"Taizu still has a godfather, but we don't have Qin Han
。 ”
"Haha......"
The two of them couldn't help but laugh when they looked at each other, and the two of them looked at the people walking towards the west Liangpo, their eyes never left Qin Han's body, and no one knew what they were thinking at this time.
"Daisen. Daisen. We're ready to go in ten minutes. What do we need to prepare?" asked Liu Zhanfang as he approached Wong Tai Sin.
"Just do what I tell you to do. ”
Huang Daxian pointed to the big fat pig on the table and said: "Don't put it in front of the Buddha statue, we don't worship the Buddha, we worship the immortal family, we worship the land lord, and the ancestors of your land!"
"Yes, Daisen!"
Liu Zhanfang first turned around and shouted to everyone: "The tributes to the immortal family are all brought up, everyone kneels down and waits for the auspicious time, everyone must be sincere, don't talk!"
Liu Zhanfang's words fell, and he himself knelt on the ground, the matter of worshiping the ancestors must be solemn, whether you believe it or not, you must be solemn, otherwise the ancestors will be weird and scary once one day they appear!
Qin Han stood next to Huang Daxian and according to Huang Daxian's requirements, he first inserted a few bundles of Buddha incense into the big copper furnace on the side, each bundle of incense has a certain degree of exquisiteness, all of them are eighty-one, he finished lighting the incense and came behind Huang Tai Sin again, today Huang Tai Sin is the master, although this guy is a little bluffing, but at this time everyone also listened to him, he said that no one dares to knock eight when he knocks ten heads!
"This Taoist chief is going to do it, you will kneel down in a while, you must not get up before I let you get up, if you are unhappy, you will be struck by the thunder of the sky and the pain of eternity!" Huang Daxian paused and looked into the distance, the dust in his hand shook and walked directly to the top of the hillside, a chair had already been prepared for the position of the halfway up the hill, he stood directly on the chair, and shouted very imposingly: "The time to worship the ancestors has arrived, all the descendants kneel and worship!"
Hearing this, everyone hurriedly lowered their heads, and a few people who were kneeling on the ground and snickering also quickly covered their mouths, looking at their expressions and uncomfortable.
"The yellow sky is above, and the thick earth is below. Today, thousands of descendants of the stone table come to worship their ancestors, and the disciple Huang Qiusheng kneels and worships!" Wong Tai Sin shouted twice and jumped down on the chair, and then knocked his head on the ground three times. "All the immortals are on top, the land lord is on top, you are waiting for the grace of all directions, blessing the world, bless a piece of land, today the disciples worship the immortals with the villagers, I hope you can bless the people of Limin, bless this territory, and bless the prosperity here for a hundred years!"
"Bye-bye!"
After Wong Tai Sin finished shouting, he jumped down on the chair again, and without saying a word, he knelt on the ground, and there were a few bangs, and the people kneeling behind him also hurriedly bowed.
"Yellow Immortal, Snake Immortal, the Great Compassion and Great Kindness Guanyin Bodhisattva, the disciples have seen you. Huang Daxian suddenly snorted, he stood on the chair, his robe was blown by the wind, and the dust in his hand was constantly swinging in the air, looking extremely solemn, and there was really a little bit of the taste of a ghost-hunting celestial.
As soon as Huang Daxian's words came out, everyone couldn't help but look up at the sky, Huang Xian, Snake Immortal, Guanyin Bodhisattva Everyone had heard of it, but they had never seen it and wanted to see what these Great Immortals looked like, as a result, what they saw was a clear sky, not to mention these ancient Great Immortals, even a cloud could not be seen.
"Prostrate!"
Huang Daxian turned his head and looked at everyone, his expression was extremely serious, the whisk in his hand pointed at the big guy, and said: "Three bows and nine knocks, the immortal family manifests, this great immortal has asked for the guidance of the immortal family, you must be sincere!"
Hearing this, everyone hurriedly bowed their heads and kowtowed again, and only after three bows and nine kowtows did they receive Wong Tai Sin's words.
"Untouchable Qin Han, Guanyin Bodhisattva has something to say to you, you come to this great immortal to pass it on to you. Huang Daxian said to Qin Han.
Poof......
As soon as Wong Tai Sin's words fell, I didn't know who it was, so I couldn't help laughing, but fortunately, the voice was not too loud, Wong Tai Sin
I didn't hear it, the reason why I laughed out loud was not because of anything else, but because the "untouchable" used by Wong Tai Sin was so good that people couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.
"Untouchables Qin Han bow!"
Qin Han looked at the sky and said very simply: "Please ask the Great Immortal to convey the mantra of Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
After speaking, Qin Han stood up and came to Huang Daxian, who was sticking to his ear and muttering a few words, and he didn't hear clearly what it was, it was not much different from a spell.
"After the ancestor worship is over, please get up. Huang Daxian waved the dust in his hand and said: "The immortal family is the immortal family of the common people, you will definitely do more good deeds in the future, and your blessings will come soon." ”
"Daxian, can you tell my fortune and see what my fate is?" Ma Xiuzhi rushed to Huang Daxian and hurriedly took out a hundred yuan and stuffed it into Huang Daxian's hand.
"The immortal family has already left, how do you let this Taoist master calculate it for you?" Huang Daxian frowned and said: "Money is something outside the body, don't use money to measure the immortal family, this is a great disrespect to the immortal family, and you will be punished!"
"Yes, yes, the Taoist is right, I am wrong. Ma Xiuzhi hurriedly said.
After Ma Xiuzhi finished speaking, she looked at Huang Tai Sin's hand, a hundred yuan was stuffed into someone's hand, and it was not counted as money and should be taken back, but it seemed that Huang Tai Sin's meaning was not intended to be given to her, which made her really embarrassed, it is not the same thing to come back, don't come back, this hundred yuan will be wasted, and I am a little unwilling!
"Wait, the Immortal family just said another word to me. Huang Daxian pretended to pat his ears, then looked at Ma Xiuzhi and said: "The immortal family said, in the future, you must come here to worship the Buddha on the fifteenth day of the new year, otherwise something will happen sooner or later, your life is good, and you will be very rich in the future......"
"Thank you Daxian, thank you Daxian......" Ma Xiuzhi said gratefully: "Disciple remember the teachings of Daxian, and he must come to incense the immortal family on the fifteenth day of the new year!"
"This time it's over, let's disperse. Wong Tai Sin shouted to everyone.
Waiting for everyone to walk away, Huang Daxian came to Liu Zhanfang and Qin Han's side, although he didn't directly explain the meaning, but Qin Han and Liu Zhanfang are not fools, what people should do has already been done, and now they should leave, how can there be any reason not to take the money and leave?
According to Liu Zhanfang's meaning, he simply drove this guy away, because this guy looked like a liar no matter how he looked at it, but in the end he was blocked by Qin Han, and at the beginning he didn't dare to be 100% sure what kind of goods this guy was, and after this guy did it, he had already made up his mind that this guy who looked a little scary and dressed a little strangely was definitely not a good person, and the so-called Qingyun Mountain master was blown out.
If he were the same as before, he would not hesitate to give this guy a few punches, and he flew directly to the sky to meet those so-called immortals, but now he won't do it, it's not the fault of Huang Daxian that he really did it, but he is a little not very authentic!
Although Liu Zhanfang was reluctant to do 10,000, Qin Han agreed that he couldn't say much that he could only send 10,000 yuan to Huang Daxian, his current thoughts were almost no different from Qin Han's, and he was a director, so he simply went to the mountain to hide for two years, and then went down the mountain to become a great immortal, which is much faster than being a director...... The most important thing is to be able to pretend to be ......
On the way back to the village, the big guys all had smiles on their faces, and the talking point was naturally Wong Tai Sin, the big guys were not fools, everyone knew what kind of person this Wong Tai Sin was.
"Why, the money was given to him like this, it's really a wretch, I shouldn't have recommended such a person to you if I knew it. Liu Zhanfang said with a look of annoyance: "Even if you let Uncle Niu go up and shout two sentences, I'm afraid it's more decent than him......"
"Can Uncle Niu see the immortals?" Qin Han asked with a smile.
Liu Zhanfang was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Qin Han and couldn't help laughing, although he scolded Huang Daxian on his lips, he really admired this guy in his heart, not his spells, but the courage of this guy, he dared to make up such a lie to deceive people in broad daylight, this kind of person is indeed a talent, a rare talent!