Chapter 142: Xiao Ming's True Face
Feng Chu and the captain were very drunk, snoring, and even snoring slightly, and the mess on the table was cleaned up by Shi Yiguang's four people who ate white food, during which Xie Xiaoqi took advantage of everyone's inattention and took a bite of the cream cake.
Xie Xiaoqi was afraid of being stopped by Shi Yiguang and them, so she swallowed it directly when she bit her mouth, she should have been satisfied, but her expression suddenly froze, and then she clutched her throat, "Uhh "Started retching violently.
Xie Xiaoqi almost vomited all the food he had just grabbed with great difficulty, and after gargling three times, he lay on the sofa without love: "Nima, this cake is poisonous, highly poisonous." ”
At the beginning, Xie Xiaoqi ate the cake secretly, which made Shi Yiguang very angry, it was the captain's birthday cake, Feng Chu clearly wanted to leave it all to the captain, Xie Xiaoqi dared to eat it secretly. The other dishes are fine, I can't see it if I eat one or two pieces, but the cake is bitten, which one can't be seen? With the captain's clean personality, I'm afraid this cake won't be eaten again.
Shi didn't have time to scold Xie Xiaoqi, but saw her fingers clasping her throat hard, and she vomited vigorously. Xie Xiaoqi looked deflated, but it amused Shi someone, and he was very curious, how could he make Xie Xiaoqi, a guy who is not a picky eater, vomit wildly?
Shi Yiguang leaned over, thinking in her heart that she had already been bitten anyway, she should not be found if she secretly took a bite, all the sins were borne by Xie Xiaoqi, she was just to satisfy her curiosity.
I picked a small foam of cream with chopsticks, sniffed it, and there was no other taste, it was a normal milk fragrance. Stretching out the tip of her tongue and licking it gently, Shi Yiguang felt it carefully, it was fine at first, but after the rushing smell came up, she directly bumped into Xie Xiaoqi and retched with the trash can.
It was a cream cake, but there was an inexplicable astringency of unripe persimmons, and the astringency from the tongue to the teeth was filled with that astringency, like a handful of fine sand sprinkled on a lubricated bearing. Even if you scrape the tongue coating with your teeth, the astringency is still there.
Not only that, but when I ate it in my mouth, I found that this cream infinitely magnified the fishy smell of eggs, which was more indescribable than eating raw eggs.
It stands to reason that the birthday cake is the highlight of the birthday party, far more important than the dishes they ate before, the soup or something, it should be the most effortful, and it should be the most delicious.
How so.
Shi Yiguang rinsed his mouth vigorously, and then lay side by side with Xie Xiaoqi, there was nothing to love, this cake was really poisonous, it could even suppress her appetite, she saw that there was no taste for anything, peach, ginseng fruit, she wouldn't want to eat it.
After lying down for a while, Shi Yiguang took the cake and sent it to the refrigerator, and then locked Xie Xiaoqi in the kitchen, forcing her to finish brushing, and she was not allowed to come out if she didn't finish brushing, and she herself cleaned up the mess on the table with Xiao Zhenyuan.
After that, Shi also intimately went upstairs and hugged the new quilt on the bed and covered it on the captain and Feng Chu (she couldn't send the captain to the third floor, she needed a door card, even if the captain had a door card, she didn't dare to turn it over.) And the third floor was forbidden by the captain to go up to the plastic foursome. )
After finishing everything, Shi felt tired and pulled Xiao Zhenyuan upstairs to sleep.
I'm so tired, so tired, not only physically tired, but also mentally tired, I haven't had a good sleep after so many days of being devastated by the school board and living like a walking corpse.
Without those chattering 'sleep instructors', Shi fell asleep and slept very soundly.
She always had strange dreams, and this time she came again.
A tree suspended in the void, the tree is decorated with large purple flowers, and several roots coiled under the tree are stacked together, forming a disk ten meters wide, and the person who appeared in this dream is standing under the tree.
A man in a large purple robe, with waist-length purple hair, a grimace mask that looks like a crying and laughing on his face, a wheel of earth-moving roulette hanging behind his back, and his narrow eyes staring at Shi Yiguang through the mask.
This is a man with an unfathomable aura.
Shi Yiguang immediately remembered when he saw this guy, and blurted out: "Xiao Mingjun." ”
She knew this guy, in the previous Luzhou operation, the old boss behind the scenes, the little brother who sold milk tea, cast a secluded place on her, and wanted to break into the depths of her spirit and find the one percent that was hidden.
As a result, she was cut off by this guy halfway, and the little brother who sold milk tea was also hammered to death by him.
He said that his surname was Ming, but Shi Yiguang didn't hear it clearly, so he named him 'Xiao Mingjun.' ’
By the way, this Xiao Mingjun also said that he was her father-in-law in her previous life, learning from the fox demon Little Red Lady, and continuing the relationship in this life, and claimed that when she graduated from college, she would show her true face and accompany her for a lifetime.
This guy even threatened to soak her in a pig cage if she was water-based.
Of course, this is all his one-sided statement, Shi Yiguang has no way to verify, he can only half-believe it, half-fear or not.
"How did you get here? Am I dreaming?" Shi Yiguang scratched his head, a little cowardly in his heart, and secretly thought: "You won't be here to soak me in a pig cage!"
Shi Yiguang also complained constantly in her heart, her head is like a playground, and everyone can come in and take a turn.
The little brother who sells milk tea, the uncle who sells cakes, Xiao Mingjun, Brother A Xiang who has cerebral palsy, the little girl in black clothes and black pants, and the female ghost sister in the bloody dress and blood skirt, one after another, come and go freely, seven in and seven out without injury.
Uh, no, it's not that there is no injury, the little brother who sells milk tea, his daddy and his uncle who stall cakes, and Brother A Xiang who has cerebral palsy paid for it with their precious lives.
"I'm not here to dip you in a pennish. Xiao Mingjun said in a deep voice: "You are going to die." ”
"What? I'm going to die?" Shi Yiguang was blinded, thinking that Xiao Mingjun came to settle accounts because she coveted the captain, and wanted to teach her how to write the three virtues and four virtues, but he never expected that Xiao Mingjun, who claimed to be his father-in-law, would make a sensational appearance at the beginning: "You scared me." ”
"You're going to die, unless you listen to me. Xiao Mingjun continued to say seriously: "Do you want to listen to me?"
He looked like a fortune-telling old man: 'Young man, I see that you have a bloody disaster, I have a spirit talisman here, which can resolve your calamity, not tens of thousands, not thousands, as long as nine hundred and eighty-eight yuan, nine hundred and eighty-eight to buy and earn, if it weren't for your fate, I wouldn't have cut my love and sell you!'
Shi Yiguang didn't believe it, but he was afraid of death like her, and he was still a little stunned in his heart, and couldn't help asking: "Why should I die!"
"The South Heavenly Gate is opened, and the two worlds of yin and yang are connected! You will be exposed to the messengers of the gods and the ghosts of the underworld. It's useless for you to surrender, they will tear you apart. ”
"Messenger of the gods?"
Shi Yiguang panicked in his heart, the messenger of the gods was so familiar, he had heard it on the highway of the country of the dead and in the Valhalla and the 'deathbed chat' with the vice principal, the messenger of the great blue god (suspected to be Captain Ye. )
On the highway of the country of the dead, the messenger of the gods did come for her, if it weren't for the fake captain's desperate resistance, she would have been dragged into the endless darkness by the messenger of the gods, and there would be no bones left.
Xiao Mingjun doesn't seem to be groundless, that blue god does have thoughts about her.
Thinking about it again, Shi Yiguang was even more panicked, the black-hearted vice principal said that the blue god should be in the Biluobu Continent of the Netherworld now, then she passed through the Nantianmen and entered the Netherworld, wouldn't it be a wolf into the tiger's mouth, uh, no, the sheep into the tiger's mouth, uh, in fact, in front of the tiger, there seems to be no difference between a wolf and a sheep.
And listening to Xiao Mingjun, it seems that there are not only messengers of the gods, but also ghosts and monsters in the underworld, what is that, Shi Yiguang swallowed and foamed wildly, and shouted in his heart, I am a female waste young man, how can I be a young woman, and the gods and ghosts will come to scare me.
"Who are they, why did they kill me, I didn't provoke them! Why did they kill me? Shi Yiguang cried with a sad face.
"They're not killing you, they're just setting things right, because you don't exist. ”
"I don't exist?" Shi Yiguang was confused, I Shi Yiguang has hands and feet, can jump and jump, and said that I don't exist.
"Yes, you don't exist, and what you have now is stealing from others. ”
Shi Yiguang was even more confused, staring at him, I, Shi Yiguang, sat upright, you can insult me, but you can't trample on my personality, when did you steal something? Just kidding, people are good or not they have received nine years of compulsory education, and they are excellent young pioneers with red scarves, and they have to hand over the money to the police uncle when they pick it up.
"Even your name belongs to someone else!" Xiao Mingjun said something that made Shi Yiguang stupid.
"Your name 'Shi Yiguang' is the Shi Yiguang who is known as the first beauty in the world, and it is not a simple duplicate name. You stole her name, identity, and even her personality. ”
At this point, what else does Shi Yiguang have to say? I don't understand, I can't interject the words, I don't know what to ask, I don't know what to reply! I can only look at Xiao Mingjun stupidly, as if listening to a big drama.
You said that it was stolen, so what else could I do, after all, this involves the blind spot of our Shi someone's knowledge, maybe you can't call yourself our Shi someone now, after all, this name is stealing from others.
She is not called Shi Yiguang, so what should she be called?
Shi Yiguang was puzzled at first, but then she was terrified, she didn't even have a name, did she really not exist, or shouldn't exist!
"Yin and Yang are separated, information is interrupted, and I can still deter the guys who stay in the Yang Realm in the Underworld, barely maintaining your existence. But when the Nantian Gate is reopened and you are completely exposed, I am powerless to stop it, and I will not stop it again. ”
"Hiccup?" Shi Yiguang hiccuped nervously: "Aren't you my father-in-law in my last life, so you don't care about me?"
"Do you really believe that I am your father-in-law in your last life?" Xiao Mingjun asked rhetorically!
Shi Yiguang sneered, she really didn't believe it.
"That's it, I'll tell you the truth, I have nothing to do with your previous life, and you never existed in your previous life. You are a non-existent person, and to put it simply, you are not in the book of the cycle of life and death, but outside the six realms of reincarnation. Where did you come from the reincarnation of your previous life?" Xiao Mingjun said simply: "I lied to you last time, I just wanted you to have an ordinary life, but the plan couldn't catch up with the changes. ”
"If you don't want to die, don't enter the Nantian Gate, and don't open the Nantian Gate. Everything will still be as it is, and I will keep my promise to pick you up after your senior year, after which you will live a hundred years and be carefree for the rest of your life. ”
"You can tell me a little more!" Shi Yiguang took a few steps forward and asked: "You are two empty words and alarmist, and you want me to disobey the old men of the school board, I am very embarrassed." ”
"The operation of the way of heaven cannot be disobeyed, and the heavenly machine cannot be revealed, otherwise it will be punished by heaven, and I have been ...... before projection" Xiao Mingjun was still saying, and suddenly there was a 'click' cracking sound from the mask on his face, and then his whole person seemed to be blown away by the wind, turning into a cloud of smoke and disappearing.
Shi Yiguang sat up from the bed suddenly, covered in cold sweat.
Shi Yiguang recalled the situation in the dream, couldn't help but shiver, and stroked his chest for a while before regaining his composure.
But I always feel that Xiao Mingjun in that dream is a little familiar: "The mask, the purple clothes, Xiao Mingjun, the rotating globe, so familiar, I always feel that I have seen it somewhere." Shi Yiguang scratched his head, tried to recall, but couldn't remember, he simply had wine today and drunk today, he didn't care whether he was right or wrong, and played a ranking to suppress the shock.
Without further ado, Timi Studio walked, but the moment the game opened, a flash of inspiration appeared in her head, and the whole person was completely stupid.
Xiao Ming, who is dressed in purple clothes and wearing a mask, and the rotating globe, isn't this Nima Ming Shiyin.
Shi Yiguang's mood at this time can only be described by wocao, wocao, wocao.