Chapter 147: The Great Prophet of Omnipotence

After being beaten, the bones all over my body seemed to be dismantled, and even when I went back, Zhou Zifei helped me get into the car.

"How about it, today's harvest is great, your strength can be improved at least by one percent, the novel says that people who practice martial arts must break through in the fight for life and death, next time do you want to simulate the feeling of dying, so that you can be enlightened and become a peerless master"

Kou Jing said with a smile, he is very cool today, in the past few days, someone has a nose that is not a nose for him, and his eyes are not eyes, he is full of cynicism, and the clay man is still angry, and now he has a beating, and his mood suddenly improves.

"It's almost, just let you beat it once, and you have to practice, just find a random park, as for beating me in front of so many people"

I rolled my eyes, and I also did it on purpose to let Kou Jing beat me, no matter how this guy says, he is also a peerless master, he has been forced by me for several days, how can he win over his feelings if he doesn't lose his anger, but if he is beaten often, I don't want to lose face?

"Hehe, if you don't get beaten, you won't grow, aren't you fooling Xiao Zhou like this?"

"Brother, are you fooling me?"

"Don't listen to his nonsense, when did I fool you, didn't I also be beaten like this"

I glanced at Kou Jing again, I only have three points of foolish thoughts about Zhou Zifei, the main thing is that this guy is too uncompetitive, without this method, he can give you laziness, only by beating him to force him, he can improve, but it is really for his good.

With Zhou Zifei's current physical fitness and actual combat level, compared with half a year ago, it is simply like two people, and it is not a problem for him to beat his previous self, and it is not a problem to fight three or four.

"Kou Jing, let's practice at home in the future, there is a way to play, there is a way to practice, I can't do it, you don't know how to practice at all"

"Okay, what do you want to practice?"

"No matter how high the kung fu is, I'm afraid of kitchen knives, I actually want to practice the white blade empty-handed, I should be able to go back and prepare a few stab-proof suits and stab-proof gloves."

"You have a stab-proof suit and stab-proof gloves, and you have to practice what to do with your empty hand, it's better to practice your body footwork, which can allow you to dodge a killer blow at a critical moment."

Kou Jing shook his head, he didn't think it was a good idea, the requirements for taking the white blade empty-handed were too high, and the cost performance was very low, it was better to arm yourself from the equipment, what you had to practice was reaction, the enemy stabbed with a knife, you dodged the first knife, and then knocked him down before the second knife came out, this is the right way.

"Okay, listen to you"

I think what Kou Jing said makes sense, and I didn't refute it.

After I went back, I took a shower, slept a little, and woke up feeling much better, although my muscles were still a little sore, but not as exaggerated as before.

"Great Prophet, come and talk"

"Great Heavenly Master, do you have any advice?"

"Just, when will you come to the Heavenly Tribulation, let me be prepared"

"Great Heavenly Master, what do you think the Heavenly Tribulation is for, come if you want, your house is open"

"Then it's not a matter to drag it out like this, otherwise you will leak a little bit of heavenly secrets to make the catastrophe come faster"

I replied with a smile, Actually, I thought of a question, Kou Jing is known as the Fa is casual and knows everything, I want to inquire about the whereabouts of the master.

"Are you stupid, do you think that the heavenly machine can be leaked casually, and if it is leaked again, it will really directly rain down the thunder tribulation and kill you together"

"That's right, then you have to make some preparations, otherwise I always feel a little empty in my heart"

"You can rest assured about this, everything is being arranged, you will know when the time comes, as I said before, I will give you a chance"

Kou Jingshen said mysteriously, let me scoff, this guy's fate is not so easy to take.

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"Xuanji, who is he"

Since the start of school, Xuanxuan is very busy, she has to prepare for the welcome party, and finally came to me in time, and when she saw a strange man living in the house, Xuanxuan was very vigilant, you must know that now women's competitors are not only other excellent women, sometimes they may be men.

"Little sister, let me introduce myself, my name is Kou Jing, a friend of Xuanji, come here to stay for a while"

Kou Jing didn't wait for me to speak, and immediately reported to himself.

"Stay, Xuanji, why didn't you tell me"

"Aren't you very busy these days, and you often don't reply to messages, so I won't bother you"

"I'm practicing dance, and I can't put my phone on me"

Xuanxuan replied, she is so wronged, other people's boyfriends are very nervous if they don't reply to messages, but hers is good, she won't send messages if she doesn't reply to messages, and she doesn't see a little nervous look, which is too Buddhist.

"I know, so I didn't bother you, I'll look for you when you're done with this time, and the welcome party is over?"

"It's over, let you come to the school to watch my performance, and you won't come, I'm really angry"

"I'm not very busy."

I scratched my head, these days I have been practicing martial arts with Kou Jing, I have to practice, and I have to set up a stall, and I have a lot of things.

"Excuses, all excuses"

"Okay, it's my fault, I'll invite you to dinner at night and make amends to you."

I quickly reacted, I can't pull it off, otherwise I'll have to quarrel, so admit my mistake quickly.

Xuanxuan couldn't hold it in her heart in one breath, did she come to eat a meal, is she so superficial, and it's not easy for outsiders to have seizures.

"You have to take him with you for dinner?"

"Well, Xuanxuan, tell you one thing, for a long time in the future, Kou Jing will follow me, inseparable"

"Inseparable, won't you, Li Xuanji, what is your relationship?"

Xuanxuan screamed, she thought that she would never be corrupted, but the two big men were inseparable, which still gave her goosebumps.

"Xuanxuan, don't think so much, we are all cultivators, we pay attention to the coordination of yin and yang, and we will never disturb yin and yang, and I don't have those messy hobbies"

I'm speechless, doesn't Xuanxuan like those messy novels, how can she learn to look at the human base with rotten eyes.

"So what is your relationship?"

"It's a very pure Taoist relationship, Kou Jing and I have both encountered a bottleneck in our practice, we need to communicate from time to time, confirm each other, until we break through in cultivation, which is similar to my previous retreat."

I hurriedly came up with an excuse, if I told the truth, I felt that Xuanxuan would be even more difficult to accept the statement of the catastrophe.

"Double cultivation?"

"Poof"

Xuanxuan's eyes widened and blurted out, while Kou Jing squirted out a mouthful of water, where did this go.

"Xuanxuan, don't talk nonsense, I said, the balance of yin and yang, the coordination of yin and yang is a very serious matter for us, and our relationship is also very pure, don't think about it"

I pulled my face down, the question wasn't funny at all.

"Xuanxuan, don't worry, I have a lot of confidantes, and I'm not interested in men."

Kou Jing hurriedly answered, he had to change the topic, if this topic was studied further, it would really be a quarrel.

Kou Jing is not only a prophet of the future, but also extremely neat, but to say, in his heart, clever words and good arguments are the basic skills of a fortune teller, and Kou Jing, as the highest person in the way of a fortune teller, this ability will only be perfect.

Where would Xuanxuan be Kou Jing's opponent, especially when Xuanxuan knew that Kou Jinglian had a very deep understanding of lipstick, bags, and even cosmetics, her eyes were full of bright stars, and she was completely impressed by Kou Jing.

With Kou Jing's ability, Xuanxuan naturally won't make trouble anymore, and she will go back to school after eating happily, and when she leaves, she wants to add Kou Jing's WeChat, only to find that Kou Jing doesn't even have a mobile phone, and it's even more dirty than when I first came down the mountain.

"Why are you so handy with women's things, you can't be a pervert, right?"

On the way back, I asked Kou Jing that generally speaking, men don't like women's things, and cultivators are so busy, how can they have time to understand.

"What do you know, I call it a line of love, a line of fine, I can be a prophet, but how to let people know that you are an unpredictable prophet, how to make people believe that you are definitely a technology,

This world is either a man or a woman, I already know men very well, and women naturally have to understand, what women like, if it is popular, isn't it clothes and jewelry?"

"That's right, but how can you tell the color of the red mouth, I look the same."

Kou Jing makes sense, but how does he distinguish the color of lipstick, dozens of lipsticks, I think they are all the same.

"Just observe with your heart, it's not a difficult thing, I've lived for so many years, and I have a lot of time, so I learn a lot of things, if you observe carefully, you will find that I am a treasure boy, I can do anything, I can do anything"

"Treasure boy, yo, you surf the Internet too"

I sneered, I didn't expect you to be able to surf the Internet all the time.

"Don't say it, believe it or not, I'm the first group of people in China to get in touch with the Internet"

"Really fake"

"What are you lying about, I have studied how you ordinary people use hexagrams to deduce the past and the future, and later I found that whether it is Taiyi Shen Calculation, or Plum Blossom Easy Count or Liuyao, it is calculated through some algorithms, such as using people's birth dates, time and direction to determine the coordinates, and then using the heavenly stem and earth branches, and the nine palace gossip as the rules of operation to calculate, so as to derive the results.

And what is the basis of the Internet, is the computer, the original intention of the invention of the computer is to let you surf the Internet, no, it is computing, so I have studied computers for a long time, at that time the Internet at home and abroad was just starting. ”

"Awesome, did you come up with something, Great Prophet?"

"No, the specifics will not be, pull out three days and three nights to say endlessly, in short, it is unreliable to use the Internet to tell fortunes, so online fortune tellers are scammers, you have to keep this in mind"

"Isn't this nonsense, I'm asking you for not achieving anything on the Internet, like being a great hacker or something?"

"Great Heavenly Master, you have studied more online than me, have you become a hacker?"

Kou Jing rolled his eyes, what are you kidding, he just studied it on a whim, and he didn't want to eat this bowl of rice, what did he do as a hacker, and besides, is a hacker as good as him?