Chapter 322: "Preparation" and Fake "Incense" Wei (Ask for Recommendation, Ask for a Monthly Pass!)

In a white mouth, Zhou Yu's eyes are getting bigger and bigger, every time Han Pingzheng says a word, Zhou Yu's face gets darker, and in the end, Zhou Yu is about to be blown up, this is the biggest black spot in his life, today he was actually said by this Lu Su in front of everyone, so that his face as the governor of the navy is gone!

Zhou Yu was so angry that he pointed at Han Pingzheng, and he could only say it from his mouth, "This ...... This...... This ...... "more than ten "this" in a row, Zhou Yu's eyes were so angry that Venus, the pompom on the helmet was also shaking wildly, and the pheasant feather on his head was also shaking incessantly.

In the end, Zhou Yu sat down on the chair in the "warehouse" with a big gong, snorted in his mouth, and said, "I'm β€”β€” to be angry."

Han Pingzheng saw that Zhou Yu was angry, so he hurriedly walked to Zhou Yu's side and comforted, "Ahh

Zhou Yu really thought that he was here to comfort himself, so he wanted to go down this step, and his face was slightly soothed.

Who knew that Han Pingzheng changed his words and said, "This angry day is still to come!"

Zhou Yu was so angry with this sentence that he jumped up from the chair.

Zhou Yu looked at Han Pingzheng's back, his face was cloudy, but after all, he still endured this breath, no way, who called this a singing opera, in reality, he didn't dare to talk like this if he killed Lu Su! And the relationship between the two is also unusual.

Zhou Yu shook his sleeves and said, "Doctor, don't worry about my business!"

Han Pingzheng turned his head and said, "Who cares about your nosy, it's nothing more than my enthusiasm for making friends, and I persuade you a few words!"

Well, is there such a persuasive person in this world, can persuade people to die!

As soon as Zhou Yu heard this, there was nothing to say, the relationship between the two was indeed irreversible, you know, in the end, before Zhou Yu died, he also wrote to Sun Quan, asking Lu Su to take charge of the military instead of him, it is estimated that only such a relationship can say such angry words that do not pay for life!

Zhou Yu had no choice but to smile bitterly and said, "Hey, brother, β€”β€”"

Han Pingzheng also got cheap and behaved, laughed, and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, young brother, young brother!"

It's really not a loss at all!

Zhou Yu looked around, sighed, and said, "You are an honest man!"

Han Pingzheng didn't understand Zhou Yu's intentions, so he continued to say, "Yes, I'm an honest person, and I'm telling the truth!"

Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "Oh, Dr. Lu is drunk. Someone's coming, get out!"

Han Pingzheng couldn't help but be stunned, it turned out that I was an honest person just to do this.

Han Pingzheng shook his head slightly, smiled bitterly, and had no choice but to retire.

Outside the door, Han Pingzheng stroked his beard and said, "Hehe! Exactly:"

Han Pingzheng didn't look at his age, but saw the water sleeve in his hand turn twice in the air, and then grabbed it in his hand and said,

"If you don't listen to me today, you will regret losing the battle late!"

In the end, Han Pingzheng took off his python robe and stepped down directly.

When the audience saw this set of clean and neat bodies, they couldn't stop applauding.

Zhou Yu picked up an arrow and said, "The four generals will listen to the order and chase Liu Bei, there must be no mistake!"

Ding Feng, Xu Sheng, Jiang Qin, and Zhou Tai were ordered to chase Liu Bei!

Pei Yanzhi saw the master in the side curtain and hurriedly stepped forward.

Han Pingzheng waved his hand and said, "It's up to you to come down, sing well, it's wrong somewhere else!"

Pei Yanzhi nodded and prepared to appear.

Zhao Yun leaned back, holding a bright silver gun in his hand, followed by Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang, and behind Sun Shangxiang was a coachman.

Pei Yanzhi held a horse whip in his hand, looking like a dusty servant.

Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and sang,

"Hurry up, hurry,

I'm afraid that Wu Bing will chase after him. ”

Well, it's still that flavor, it deserves to be the legendary Liu Ranran, a batch of cowardice!

Suddenly, there was a loud drum beat, and the four generals Ding Feng, Xu Sheng, Jiang Qin, and Zhou Tai chased after them and lined up.

"Liu Bei, where to go!"

With a sound like a tsunami in the mountains, Liu Bei, who was frightened, almost fell off his horse, but fortunately Zhao Yun was next to him, so he didn't fall down, but he was also in a hurry and embarrassed!

Sun Shangxiang raised his phoenix eyebrows upside down, and said, "Hmm?β€”β€”"

The four generals hurriedly took a step back at the same time.

"The county lord is here, I'll wait to get off the horse!"

The four generals hurriedly dismounted.

"See the county lord!"

The four generals didn't dare to slack off, after all, this is the sister of Wu Hou, and she can be regarded as their master!

Sun Shangxiang said lightly, "What are you doing with the four of you?"

"I was ordered by the governor to invite the county lord and the imperial uncle to go back!"

"Huh!" Sun Shangxiang scolded angrily, so frightened that the four generals could only take a step back.

Sun Shangxiang held Shang Fang's sword in his arms, and said in his mouth, "I have been ordered by the queen mother to return to Jingzhou with Uncle Dinghuang, and you dare to come to stop you, you are afraid of Zhou Yu, do you say that I can't kill you?"

Sun Shangxiang's face was full of murderous aura, and he shouted, "Zhao Yun!"

Zhao Yun, who was in military uniform, took a step forward, "Here!"

Sun Shangxiang said lightly, "Look at the queen mother's sword, and I will punish β€”β€”."

"Command, β€”β€”"

Zhao Yun stepped forward and took the Shang Fang sword from Sun Shangxiang's hand, so frightened that the four generals on the opposite side also raised their weapons and confronted each other.

Zhao Yun looked at the other party's jealous look, couldn't help laughing, and sang,

"There are many soldiers who dare not fight,

The Queen Mother's sword is dazzling,

The lord dragon drove and urged to save ,β€”β€”"

The coachman and Sun Shangxiang took the first step, and Pei Yanzhi held a horsewhip in his hand and was about to leave, but he felt that if he left like this, he seemed to be too cowardly, mainly because when these four people appeared just now, he was scared a little embarrassed, and now Zhao Yun was holding Shang Fang's sword in his hand, and the other side did not dare to come over, this time, Liu Bei's courage became bigger.

Pei Yan looked triumphant, looked at the four generals with disdain, and sang, "Your aunt is leavingβ€”ah"

I saw Pei Yan singing while pointing at the four people opposite with the horsewhip in his hand, not only lit it, but also stepped forward and continued to sing with a trembling face, "Which of you dares to stop ah!"

After singing, Pei Yanzhi felt that this breath was finally over, winked at the audience, and said, "Let's go!"

The audience made a "huh-" sound at the same time, it was so infuriating, Pei Yanzhi played this Liu Bei Da Se really angrily, as if he went up and beat him!

Pei Yanzhi didn't care, he looked proud, whipped the horse, and swaggered.

Zhao Yun was behind him, holding Shang Fang's sword and following closely, doing his job of escorting, so that someone would really come up and beat Pei Yan.

The four generals were also angry by this, but there was no way, they came to the center of the stage, and said at the same time, "Report to the governor that you know!"

Zhou Yu was also furious when he saw the four generals turn around, so he personally led the four generals to chase after him.

"Happy journey in the palace is miserableβ€”β€”" The muffled curtain guide was high-pitched, and Pei Yanzhi's voice also attracted applause from the audience.

Although the acting is quite poor, the singing is really good!

Next, it can be regarded as a famous scene in "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang", "sports car"!

This is the time to reflect Sun Shangxiang's real kung fu.

Zhao Yun appeared first, holding a bright silver gun in his hand, and when he came to the door of the next game, a harrier turned over.

Pei Yanzhi appeared, holding a horsewhip in his hand, and stood at Jiulongkou.

Sun Shangxiang followed the coachman, and the car on the Peking Opera stage was actually two flags, and the coachman behind him put the flag on Sun Shangxiang's waist, and Sun Shangxiang held it with his hand.

Zhao Yun and Pei Yanzhi began to run against each other, at this time, Sun Shangxiang came out and also ran, the three of them ran in the eight-figure circle, no one touched anyone, and the speed was not slow.

However, Sun Shangxiang not only has to run, but also sings, when singing, his feet can't be messy, his breath can't be broken, ordinary actors can't come to this paragraph at all, this paragraph is a famous scene that really tests the actors.

I only heard Sun Shangxiang sing while running,

"Pegasus crossed the Chaisan Pass.

Even if it's a long way to go,

Of course, the wife follows the husband's path.

The queen mother gave me a sword,

Even if Zhou Lang catches up.

Day and night,"

Pei Yanzhi also nodded frequently on the field, this paragraph is really not easy, this senior sister is really not ordinary, her basic skills are particularly solid and stable.

After Sun Shangxiang finished singing, he went directly off the stage, only to see Pei Yanzhi like a gust of wind, and then went down, the speed was amazing, and at first glance he was an old connoisseur who ran away!

Zhao Yun finally sang, "The lord of Baoding will return home." ”

The "sports car" just now, so that the audience applauded one after another, not everyone can sing this paragraph so steadily, when many famous artists in Danjiao sing this paragraph, they either run slowly, or sing floating, and this Miao Xu, who is also the senior sister of Pei Yanzhi's Pei family, runs fast, sings steadily, and the words are clear to the ear, this is solid kung fu!

Later, Zhou Yu followed closely with four adults.

Zhao Yun, Liu Bei, and Sun Shangxiang went up again.

Pei Yanyi's face was gloomy, and he sang,

"I am anxious and I hate the horse's slow hooves,

I'm just afraid that it will be sad to pass through Chaisangguan. ”

Hearing the sound of drums, the three of them couldn't help but take a few steps back.

Zhou Yu and the four generals have already chased after him.

Zhou Yu appeared, Zhao Yun stepped forward, and the two weapons intersected.

Zhou Yu shouted loudly, "Liu Bei, where to go!"

Pei Yanzhi looked even more embarrassed this time, Zhou Yu came to chase after him in person, I am afraid that it will be more auspicious and less wow!

I still have to rely on my wife!

Sun Shangxiang said "Hmm?β€”β€”"

Zhou Yu hurriedly retreated and looked at Sun Shangxiang with a cloudy expression.

Sun Shangxiang asked, "Zhou Yu, what are you doing here?"

Zhou Yu didn't have much fear of Sun Shangxiang, and said righteously, "On the orders of Wu Hou, I asked the imperial uncle to go back with the county lord to discuss important matters." ”

Sun Shangxiang scolded angrily, "Huh!"

Pei Yanzhi next to him also took the opportunity to shout, "Bold!"

It's really going to join in the fun, it's really "prepared" fake "fragrant"!

Zhou Yu took a step back.

I saw Sun Shangxiang's eyebrows upside down, and he pointed with his hand, "You husband, I am in harmony with my brother and sister, I have now obeyed the will of the queen mother, and I will return to Jingzhou with Uncle Dinghuang, you dare to come to stop it, do you have to intercept and kill my husband and wifeβ€”β€” Zhao Yun!"

Zhao Yun stepped forward and arched his hand, "Here!"

Sun Shangxiang said lightly, "Look at the queen mother's sword and cut β€”β€” with me."

Zhao Yun took the sword, with murderous aura in his eyes, looked at Zhou Yu, and sang, "Zilong is full of courage,β€”β€”

A guide is also sung majesticly and murderously, and the audience also applauds.

"The hero's ancestral home is in Changshan.

Persuade the drum to stay away from fighting,

Otherwise, it will be difficult for you to return the armor β€”β€”"

After Zhao Yun finished singing, he pointed at Zhou Yu with the sword in his hand.

Zhou Yu shouted, "Shut upβ€”β€”"

Zhou Yu first pulled a cloud hand, followed a mountain arm, and sang,

"Ben Shuai guards Chaisang Pass,

It's hard to go back to Jingzhouβ€”β€”"

Sun Shangxiang also scolded angrily, "Stop-β€”β€”!"

"Slash him β€”β€” with a sword"

After hearing this, Zhao Yun stepped forward with the sword and bright silver spear in his hand and grabbed the spear in Zhou Yu's hand.

Everyone ran a big circle on the stage, Pei Yanzhi and Sun Shangxiang left from the bottom door, and only Zhou Yu and Zhao Yun were left on the stage.

The two were in a stalemate for a while, and Zhao Yun also went down.

Zhou Yu said, "Stop! Liu Bei should have been beheaded, but how could he have the queen mother's sword." This...... Hey, forgive him for having wings, and it will be difficult for him to fly across the river. Generals, follow closely!"

The next plot is that Zhang Fei appeared on the stage and prepared to take over by the river.

Pei Yan and one pedestrian appeared.

When he arrived at the riverside, Pei Yanyi looked anxious and asked, "Fourth brother, there is a big river in front and a chasing soldier in the back, how is this good?"

Zhao Yun said, "The lord doesn't need to panic, wait for the minister!"

I, Liu Bei, don't panic at all!

"Fish!" shouted from the other side.

"My lord, there's a fishing boat there!"

Pei Yanzhi was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up and call him over!"

Zhao Yun shouted, "Oh, the fishing boat is rocking over!"

"It's comingβ€”β€”" shouted, and Zhuge Liang and the boatman came out of the lower door together.

I saw Zhuge Liang dressed as a fisherman, but the feather fan inserted behind his back revealed his identity.

"Ambushes and generals on the riverbank,

Welcome the lord back to Jingxiang. ”

Pei Yanzhi shouted loudly, "Hurry up and put up the handrail." ”

As he spoke, he was about to get on the boat, but Sun Shangxiangfeng, who was holding the sword on the side, was stunned, "Hmm?β€”β€”"

Pei Yanzhi's legs had already been raised, but he obediently put them back, and hurriedly kept snorting at Sun Shangxiang, with a look of "I was wrong, lady, you go first", which made the audience in the audience also can't help but gag and laugh.

Sun Shangxiang was also angry, all the way it was up to me to escape here, you are good, when you see the boat, you can't wait to get on the boat, this kind of person who only cares about himself is really chilling.

I have to say that Sun Shangxiang is really accurate in seeing people!

Isn't our Uncle Liu Huang this kind of person, when something happens, the first one to run must be him, you know, Liu Bei's wife is a classic of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, as long as Liu Bei has something, basically his wife has been thrown down by him, it can be said that Liu Bei is most like his ancestor Liu Bang The place is here, and the wife and children said to throw it away.

Sun Shangxiang turned his head and was about to leave, but Pei Yanzhi was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped Sun Shangxiang, and he couldn't stop making a fuss, and said in his mouth, "Please board the boat!"

Sun Shangxiang glared at him and got on the boat flutteringly.