Chapter 297: There's no way, pit the staff!
On the first day of the new year, it was a statutory holiday, but Yang Bufan didn't get any rest at all, from the morning Yang did not forget a cat Ning handcuff to wake up, and then began to do an extremely expensive exercise, and then eat at noon to talk about cooperation, drink tea in the afternoon to talk about cooperation, and in the evening with an important customer to eat and talk about cooperation.
Throughout the day, Yang Bufan was busy non-stop.
Judging from the evaluation of the factory dog system, Yang Bufan has been gaining an astonishing triple of experience today, although Yang Bufan really can't look down on this experience.
It wasn't until half past ten in the evening that Yang Bufan had a little time for himself.
Fortunately, Xia Wenwen arranged another meal for these stars on his behalf, and then took Yang Buzhi back to the city house, otherwise there would be extra practice at night, and it would make people feel really scared when they think about it.
In the dead of night, Yang Bufan took a glass of boiled water and sat in front of the computer to finally rest for a while.
As for why it is boiled water, instead of Yang Bufan's favorite Coke, it is because Yang Bufan's stomach is full today, and now any liquid with gas can't be filled in, so he can barely drink a few sips of boiled water.
Yang Bufan rubbed his temples, looked at the computer desktop, and then unconsciously clicked into a game.
"My name is Xiao Tu, I am a student, I went to Japan to study two years ago, and now I am on my way back to China, and I am still very confused about the future......
Yang Bufan has been a fan of this game for a long time, and he has always wanted to play it a few more times, but he has been busy like a grandson recently, and he has never had time.
Now that he finally has some time for himself, Yang Bufan feels his eyelids sink up.
Yang Bufan yawned hard, and was ready to go to bed, lying on the bed, he habitually thought about things.
For example, on the question of how to develop the Xingbang factory this year, the social value of the enterprise and the influence of the enterprise have been stuck in Yang Bufan's throat like a fishbone, which is very uncomfortable.
But Yang Bufan lay on the bed and tossed and turned, and he didn't even think of any too good strategy.
I talked a lot with Gao Xun today, and I really set the strategic direction for the future, but to be honest, even Yang Bufan himself knows that the role of this Xingbang Automobile Research Institute lies in the future, not the present.
If something doesn't happen now, it will still be more than 200 points every month in the future, and maybe the factory will run well in any month, and even more than 300 points.
But with a total score of 500 points, it is always only 300 points or even below, which is really uncomfortable.
It's like when you take an exam, you are excellent in all subjects, but there are two subjects with single-digit scores, which can beat a high-spirited good child on the head.
Or is it like a sweet-looking girl, but she doesn't have two arms, so she asks you if you're angry?
The more Yang Bufan thought about it at this time, the more angry he became, and he couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.
Why don't you get up and play a game?
Yang Bufan was not sleepy at that time, he turned over from the bed directly, and went back to his office, Xiao Tu was still standing on the big ship in the computer, and he was about to return to China to start a thrilling journey, he would meet Fang Min, Lu Wangshu, Muto Junko, and the most mesmerizing Zhuang Xiaoman......
Yang Bufan shook his head and closed the game directly, even if he did it again, would he still get the amazing feeling of playing it for the first time?
No, just don't play it.
Yang Bufan thought about it and directly opened a piece of software on the desktop.
This software is called Xingbang Talent Selection Examination System!
That's right, this is the exam software that has made countless applicants cry and driven countless in-service employees crazy!
This system is still done by Yang Mingyu, an indifferent woman, I have to say that the kung fu that harms people has to be a woman, what is the heart like a snake and scorpion, this is it.
Anyway, even if the degree of professionalism is already very high, even after Yang Bufan, who has gone through various blessings of the system, enters this system, the only feeling is that his bladder is constantly uncomfortable, that is, he wants to pee.
What's the problem, it's too difficult!
Yang Bufan has tried to answer it several times, and every time it is the same feeling, from then on, if it is not necessary, Yang Bufan will never open this exam software to find abuse.
But today is different!
Yang Bufan really has no clue about the future development direction, and even is very confused about some specific matters.
There's really no way around it!
So Yang Bufan decided...... Pit the staff.
Yang Bufan took a sip of boiled water, with a sinister and obscene and disgusting smile on his face, and directly opened the backstage of the exam software.
He has access to this exam software, and he can even modify the question bank, and he can also force what questions are produced for each exam.
Of course, Yang Bufan has a lot of opportunities every day, how can he have so much spare time to do this, so these functions have basically become the exclusive functions of Yang Mingyu and Li Xiaoqin now.
But now, Yang Bufan decided to come up with a few questions to play, no, to come up with a few constructive questions, and let the employees answer them.
What about this exam, even if it is a strategic thinking exam, there is no correct answer anyway, after all, Yang Bufan is ready to use these questions to prostitute employees for nothing, how can he have the answer himself.
So...... This is a boss test!
Dear employees, please listen up!
Question 1!
What do you think can be done to enhance the reputation of Xingbang Group? (Don't write about what Xingbang is already doing, face seriously.) )
Question 2!
How do you think Xingbang Group, as a national enterprise, should give full play to its social value? )
Question 3!
If you were the boss, what would you do to increase the impact of your business? )
Question 4!
If you are still the boss, what do you think can be loved by the employees? (Don't mention the money, Mr. Yang will not treat everyone badly in money, say something else, thank you!
Question 5!
If you are a customer, what kind of Xingbang Group do you think will be more satisfactory to you? Or what type of customer do you think will be more satisfied with Xingbang Group?
Question 6!
What reward do you think should be given to the employee who answered the best five questions above five questions? )
......
Yang Bufan finished the six questions with a bang, and then satisfactorily gave each question a weight of 20 points, and then set the weight of the sixth question to a zero point.
In other words, the sixth question is not important at all, anyway, Yang Bufan just wants to prostitute everyone's thoughts in vain, and it doesn't matter how many points he gives.
At this time, Yang Bufan felt that he was a bit like an online writer.
The current online articles all have the function of this chapter.,If readers want to complain or praise,You can leave a message in the relevant paragraphs of the online article.,This is a book review.。
There are so many vicious online writers, they are really too vicious, they, they dare to risk the world's condemnation to copy book reviews!
You say hateful or hateful?
It's a pity that many readers' book reviews written by the master have been prostituted in vain, do you say it's pitiful?
Save these questions to the exam software, and set this exam as a special exam for all employees except the boss after going to work on January 4th, Yang Bufan showed a satisfied and obscene smile of the online author.
Call it a day!
You can get a good night's sleep tonight!
As for tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, playing games, eating, chasing dramas and watching anime, I'm too busy to schedule it.
The company's strategic issues are left to the intelligent employees.
After all, Xingbang should not be its own Xingbang, but should belong to all employees, and when encountering strategic problems, they should work together.
With such thoughts, Yang Bufan threw himself on the bed with a smile and began to fall asleep.
......
January 4th.
Yin.
Nothing is appropriate.
Early in the morning, the employees of Xingbang were full of joy and came to work with the excitement of the New Year.
After three days of rest and rest, the employees were full of energy and energy.
As soon as I arrived at the company, many people chatted, and the topic was nothing more than the annual meeting that Xingbang had just held.
Some people say that they only hit a tablet and are weak, some people say that they put the sketch clip of the annual meeting on the short video platform and directly received 50,000 likes, and some people pretend to be worried and don't know when they can go on a week trip to Southeast Asia, which is really anxious.
Anyway, there's everything to say.
But in the final analysis, the spiritual core of Xingbang has been established, all employees are full of hope for the new year, and the whole enterprise is full of fighting spirit!
At this time, everyone's mailbox, work group, DingTalk and other software came with information.
"At nine o'clock this morning, the New Year's test will be held on time!"
"Participants: Everyone below the boss. ”
"Bonus: Confidential for the time being. ”
......
Everyone was stunned.
Many people are preparing to start the machine, some employees are preparing to go out to visit customers, and the leaders of several departments have just set a time for a meeting.
As a result, everyone's work schedule was completely disrupted!
Many people don't understand what this is for, after all, in the past, employees took weekly tests, and everyone actually volunteered.
Because the usual weekly, monthly, quarterly, and even annual exams are a kind of incentive exam, and the rewards are extremely rich, but it is not mandatory to participate or not to participate.
If you participate in it, you can take a bike to become a motorcycle, and if you don't participate, as long as you complete your work tasks on time, there is nothing to do, and there has never been a precedent for forcing people to take incentive exams.
But what's going on today?
Many people immediately sent inquiries to the personnel department.
At this time, in the office of the personnel department, the busiest person became Li Xiaoqin wearing thick glasses.
She was sweating all over her head at this time, and she kept replying to inquiries or cross-examinations from various departments.
"Manager Li, it's the first day of work at the beginning of the year, the production plan is full, and now it's a bit too childish to shut down for the exam?"
This is a message sent by Li Zhe, the manager of the production department.
Li Zhe is Li Xiaoqin's brother, but in matters at work, he feels that there is no family affection at all, and even Li Zhe's requirements for his sister are much higher.
"Brother......
"Don't call me brother!"
"Well, Manager Li, I really don't know what's going on with this!
"Huh?"
"Brother, it's true!"
"Okay, I'll ask Mr. Xia or Mr. Yang later. ”
Here, Li Xiaoqin has just finished dealing with his own brother, and the information has come again.
This time, the technical department found it, but maybe because he was not very familiar, Yang Zhijia's attitude was not bad.
"Manager Li, I want to ask you, what does this exam you arrange mean?"
Li Xiaoqin was a little helpless, so he could only repeat the words that he had replied to just now.
"Manager Yang, I really don't know what's going on with this! And I've also been notified that I'm going to take this exam!"
"Do you take the test too?"
"Yes, you must participate, it is clearly written on the email, you must log in to the exam software on time before nine o'clock, if you are late or do not log in......"
"Uh, what will happen?"
"Manager Yang, I don't know, what punishment might be? ”
"Okay, I'll get the technical staff ready to land by nine o'clock. ”
Li Xiaoqin wiped his sweat again, knowing that today's thing was too weird, he just wanted to send a message or call Mr. Xia to ask about the situation, but a magical thing came, Mr. Xia actually called by himself!
Li Xiaoqin, who was sweaty and had frosted glasses, quickly picked up the phone, and was asked by Xia Wenwen with a split head and a face.
"Xiaoqin! What are you doing? I know that you have the background authority of the exam software, did you press something wrong or misoperate? At nine o'clock, all employees must take the exam, I can understand this, and I think it may be normal, but you actually asked me to take the exam and sent me a message, isn't this a joke? I don't understand the actual technical problems, do you let me take the exam too?"
Li Xiaoqin was completely square, and even felt that she had nothing to love, she originally wanted to ask Mr. Xia about the situation, but Mr. Xia also received the exam notice...... Isn't that a fuss?
There is no way, Li Xiaoqin can only repeat his explanation again, hoping to figure out what is going on later.
"Well, Mr. Xia, I really don't know what's going on with this! Because I've also been notified that I'm going to take this exam! And it's definitely not a mistake, I haven't seen the backend of this exam software since I came to work in the morning, no, not only the backstage, I haven't even clicked on this exam software!"
"Well, that's it, then let me ask Yang Mingyu, maybe it's this weird little girl. ”
Just when Xia Wenwen was about to hang up the phone, Li Xiaoqin suddenly saw that WeChat on the desktop turned red.
She hurriedly opened it and found dozens of messages, one of the latest messages turned out to be sent by Yang Mingyu!
"Manager Li! The latest exam arrangement and exam questions are set by you? I took a look, and this question is a bit of a spoof! And it is interesting to ask me to take the exam too. ”
When Li Xiaoqin saw this, he immediately knew that this matter had nothing to do with Yang Mingyu!
So she hurriedly shouted into the phone: "Sister Wenwen, no, Mr. Xia, that Yang Mingyu also asked me what's going on, don't ask her, she didn't do it!"
There was silence on the other end of the line.
"Apart from you, Yang Mingyu, who else has the permission to the background of the exam software?"
"No one has it, except for Yang Mingyu and me, there is no ...... Wait!Mr. Yang! Except for the two of us, only he has full background permissions!"
"Yang Bufan, what kind of madness is he going to! I'll go find him!"
With a snap, the phone was hung up.
Li Xiaoqin also breathed a sigh of relief, since it was an exam arranged by Mr. Yang, it seems that it should be, maybe, it may be a very meaningful thing, right?
It must be like this, thinking of this, Li Xiaoqin's face became serious, and even a kind of firmness appeared.
What Mr. Yang has decided, it must be right!
Just wait for the exam!