233 To borrow or not to borrow, that's the question

Stinky tofu from Changsha, canned herring from Iceland, and durian from South Asia, Chen Xiu has eaten them all, and he still eats them with relish, he thinks that there is no dish in Xia Kingdom that he can't eat.

But when the taxi driver pulled him to an alley in the old town of Huadu and asked him to taste a famous Huadu dish "Three Squeaks", he really couldn't get out of his mouth.

Sansqueak is a dish, also known as honey.

The main dish is a live mouse that has just been born for less than a day, and it has not yet grown hair, Chen Xiu clamped the little mouse with chopsticks, and it will "squeak", which is the first squeak.

When you dip it in soy sauce again, it squeaks again, which is the second squeak.

When the diner next to him puts the little mouse in his mouth, the mouse makes a final "squeak".

It's called "three squeaks!"

Chen Xiu watched the diners at the next table put a little mouse in their mouths and bit it to death, swallowing and swallowing their throats, a burst of stomach acid gushed up from the stomach, and if he could, he wanted to hold the garbage basket next to him and vomit.

"Little brother, don't force it if you can't eat it. The diner who had just finished eating the little mouse bared his teeth and smiled: "You outsiders can't eat our dish, you never know how delicious it is!"

Chen Xiu had long heard from his classmates in Guangfu when he was in college that Huadu people were the most xenophobic, and they had been ruled by Zhongyang for more than 2,000 years since the Han Dynasty, but they still retained their unique accent and unique Lingnan culture.

Chen Xiu didn't want to be underestimated by this diner, and said unconvinced: "How do you know that you are not a local, and how do you know that I dare not eat!"

"Smack. ”

The diner stepped out on one leg, it was already the day of November in the Western calendar, he was still wearing a team of slippers, and said with a smile: "Huadu people, how can you not wear slippers!"

“......”

Chen Xiu's recollection made him realize that those classmates in Guangfu really went on a date in college, wearing a vest, a pair of shorts, and a pair of slippers.

What's special is that it is not their family suffering, but that these three-piece sets are the same as the mink coats, big gold chains, and big oil heads of the Northeast people, all of which are characteristic three treasures!

Chen Xiu didn't want to be looked down upon by local diners, and like others, he still held a little mouse with chopsticks, closed his eyes, and sent it to his mouth.

To be honest, he really didn't know what it tasted like, and he didn't want to know, so he had to swallow it in his stomach.

"Little brother, if you don't bite it to death and swallow it in your stomach, it will eat your stomach and intestines, and run out of your stomach and intestines. ”

The diner smiled evilly and said, "Forget it, you might as well spit it out." You fishermen can't eat it!"

Cantonese people do not accept foreign culture, and then they have the impression that Guangfu is the north, and the people in the north are all "fishing guys".

This is a term with contempt, a bit like the people of Xia Guo who call black people "black shame" when they see them.

Although it may be a habitual name, Chen Xiu couldn't listen to the contempt of others, and directly bit down, and the eardrum clearly heard the "squeak" of the little mouse before it died, and at the same time, he seemed to feel that after the mouse was crushed to death, those intestines and stomachs burst into his mouth, all of which were fishy.

Chen Xiu couldn't care more about it, and swallowed all the things in his mouth directly.

"Okay, there's a kind!"

The local diner couldn't imagine that Chen Xiu actually ate it, so he poured Chen Xiu is full glass of poured liquor, patted Chen Xiu on the back and said, "A little mouse, a glass of double-steamed rice wine, this is a perfect match!"

At this time, Chen Xiu only felt that his mouth was full of fishy smell, and he drank a glass of white wine without thinking.

After more than ten seconds, the liquor rushed to his throat like a fire in his stomach, "Huh!" Chen Xiu couldn't help but say with a wine burp: "Cool!"

Chen Xiu really feels cool!

In fact, these "three squeaks" look terrible, but they are really delicious to eat. It's similar to eating tofu, where you can put something as smelly as poop in your mouth, and you can taste the deliciousness of it.

Of course, the premise is that you must be able to restrain your fear, and Chen Xiu is really the kind of person who falls in love with this unique taste after fear.

The local diner didn't seem to have eaten Chen Xiu, and when he saw that he took the initiative to pick up the second dip in soy sauce, he took a bite into his mouth, and took another sip of a glass of white wine, he really liked the taste, and praised him sincerely: "You are the most daring 'fishing guy' I have ever seen!"

Chen Xiu glared at him coldly, and the man reacted and changed his words: "Brother, don't mind, it's quick for a while." I will treat you to this meal as an atonement!"

Waving and shouting: "Man, two more silkworm chrysalis, fried scorpions, locusts, ......"

In the afternoon of this day, Chen Xiu, accompanied by this local diner, tried the local "special" dishes that few locals in Guangfu dared to eat.

To be honest, it's scary to watch, but it's delicious to eat.

Of course, delicious wine is always indispensable.

Chen Xiu was very drunk, and when he returned to the hotel, he threw himself on the bed, and he was a little groggy and sleepy without even taking off his clothes.

Bang bang bang!

I don't know how long it took, but a dull knock on the door woke Chen Xiu up.

"Who?"

Chen Xiu sat down in a daze and opened the door, as if a woman wearing a hip-wrapping skirt with half of her breasts was standing at the door. Heavy makeup and scantily exposed. Let Chen Xiu understand the intention of the person who came at once.

Chen Xiu's gaze moved up from her hemisphere, and when she saw the other party's face, her heart trembled, although she was wearing heavy makeup, she was not relying on heavy makeup to cover up her original ugliness like an ordinary young lady.

Pretty, so beautiful.

If Tang Yuanyuan and Qin Zhi are beauties with 9 points, the young lady in front of them can definitely reach 8 points, and the point deducted is entirely because of her profession.

"Lie down, are the young ladies of Huadu so beautiful? It's really not a city connected to Guancheng!" Chen Xiu sighed in his heart.

"Pretty boy, can you do me a favor?" he spoke, and there was a fragrance in his flaming red lips.

Handsome?!

Chen Xiu has lived for more than 20 years, although he is not ugly, but it is the first time that a stranger has said that he is handsome!

Chen Xiu's heart was filled with joy, and he couldn't help but think: "Huadu is really a city that makes people not want to leave when they come." The name she calls me pretty boy doesn't really covet my beauty, I still like it so much!

It is said on the Internet that in Guangfu, if the waiter calls you a beautiful boy during the meal, don't suspect that she covets your beauty.

If the person asking for directions calls you a pretty boy, don't suspect that she wants you on WeChat.

If the aunt who sells things calls you a pretty boy, she doesn't want to ask you for a tip......

It's just politeness, and it often makes you mistake yourself for the prettiest boy on the street!"

"What?"

"The water heater in my room is broken, can I borrow it from you. ”

To borrow or not to borrow is a question, just like Shakespeare said to live or die, which makes Chen Xiu very entangled.

(End of chapter)