Chapter 262: Immortal Prank
The New Year's holiday is over.
Today is a new day, and as soon as Qin Fei, who finished exercising, walked into the classroom, he already found that the atmosphere in the class was a little weird.
The noisy crowd instantly fell silent when they saw it. Because almost everyone looked up at him, and with a very strange smile.
It's weird, too.
Qin Fei looked at the time, there were still 5 minutes and 8 seconds before the time of class, and Yu Laohu hadn't come yet, what was going on.
Qin Fei didn't know what the situation was, he only felt furious in his heart, so he could only slip back to his seat, Wu Jing and Lu Wan'er's eyes were equally strange.
looked at himself very implicitly,
Tang Wei also snickered while playing the game.
"What's the situation, what does it mean. β
Qin Fei bumped Tang Wei with his arm, this feeling was too uncomfortable, it couldn't be that some of his own troubles were discovered.
"You won't see it yourself. Will's neck moved, and he pointed to Qin Fei in the direction of the blackboard with his eyes.
Qin Fei looked up and saw ten big characters clearly written on the blackboard in bright red chalk:
Qin: Fly.. Big.. Mix.. Egg.
Qin: Fly.. Sex.. Not.. Yes.
......
it!!
Qin Fei's expression froze instantly, and he really couldn't laugh or cry
In the 21st century, there is still such a bad and naΓ―ve method in Nima?
Who did this to you?
Qin Fei's first reaction was Luo Crawl, only Luo Crawl hated him and regarded him as an imaginary rival, and only he could do such a stupid and powerless prank.
So Qin Fei immediately turned his head and stared at Luo Fei viciously, but Luo Fei raised his noble head very proudly and looked at Qin Fei, which was not false at all.
"Did you do it?" Qin Fei let out a soul torture.
"Cut. β
Luo Pian directly used a tone particle, and then lowered his head to study, as if this was an insult to him.
Isn't it him?
Who else could there be?
"Qin Fei, is it okay, is it really sexually impotent?" Wu Jing turned his head and laughed.
"Haha, laughing to death, big fool, no wonder I run every day, it turns out that my personality is incompetent, it's a bit like. Lu Wan'er was so happy that she seemed to have won the Mark Six lottery, and she hurt people several times.
"Damn, I don't explain, you can believe it. Qin Fei smiled helplessly, Qin Fei just wanted to get up and erase the words on the blackboard.
But this time.
The class bell had already sounded, and Yu Laohu walked in quickly, and the whole class immediately put away a gloating smile, after all, Yu Laohu was not an ordinary person.
Qin Fei also restrained his steps, not daring to act rashly.
As soon as Yu Laohu came in, his face changed.
Because she found that the blackboard was not wiped clean, which was an intolerable event for her class, and the lesson of Mona's classmates last time was vivid.
Just as she was about to take the opportunity to be angry, she suddenly had a happy expression and covered her mouth with her hand, as if she had swallowed the fire.
Because she could read the words on it clearly.
Qin Fei could see that she was smiling, but she was just covering it with her hands, being a teacher, this kind of behavior was really indescribable.
Other students also saw it, and some laughed low and laughed along.
Ahem.
Yu Laohu pretended to cough, and then asked: "Whoever is on duty today, the blackboard won't be wiped anymore, right, the skin is itchy." β
For the first time, Qin Fei felt that she spoke so gently, not at all as sharp as before, as if this was not a blame, but a praise for this person who did not erase the blackboard.
This Nima.
"Report, today is Qin Fei's duty. Chen Ming, the squad leader, shouted loudly, he didn't talk nonsense, it was indeed Qin Fei's turn to be on duty today.
Wori you horse!!
After hearing this, Qin Fei directly blurted out a swear word, which was all infected by the monkey in the fertilizer factory, and swear words are really contagious.
"Hahaha.." Wu Jing in front really couldn't help it, she laughed presumptuously, and then Lu Wan'er couldn't do it anymore, she was lying on the table with a smile, and everyone else laughed together.
Yu Laohu couldn't help laughing, although her smile was very stiff, but this was the first time she laughed in the class.
"This, Qin Fei, hurry up and erase the blackboard, it's not a glorious thing, don't wait for me to come. Yu Laohu said this, as if Qin Fei deliberately did not erase the blackboard.
"If there is any conflict between classmates in the future, you can communicate with me privately, and I will not allow you to disclose the privacy of your classmates on the blackboard in the future, which is very wrong and will seriously hit the self-esteem of your classmates. β
Yu Laohu couldn't help laughing and talking nonsense, she didn't pursue this meaning, because she thought that Qin Fei deliberately didn't wipe the blackboard because he wanted to wait for her to administer justice.
It was clear that she was overthinking.
Qin Fei stepped forward with an arrow, vigorously and quickly cleaned the blackboard, rubbed it until it was shiny, and wiped it until it could not see any traces before returning to his seat.
The classmates below were already going crazy with laughter when they saw Qin Fei's series of coherent actions, this Qin Fei was really funny.
In this class, everyone had a very pleasant lesson, only Qin Fei was very sullen.
At noon, Qin Fei returned to the dormitory after eating, and everyone was lively again.
Huang Xinye: "Qin Fei, I can't see it, exercising every day is a sexual impotence." β
Xie Dongjian: "Hey, we are both fallen people at the end of the world, why do we have to know each other when we meet, Brother Fei, I understand your pain." β
Wu Laodong: "Qin Fei, premature ejaculation has to be treated early, you are still young, don't give up, do you want to introduce a doctor to you." β
Andy Fu: "Don't go for a run in the morning, it's useless, do 100 squats with me every day, and you can sing every night." β
Qin Fei had to respond: "Nima, the rumors are terrible, you are all people with brains, do you think this is true, don't worry about me." β
Tang Wei said leisurely: "Qin Fei, did you any girl, and then others were dissatisfied with you, so they wrote out your shortcomings." β
Yao Ming: "Haha... Brother Tang is really an obscene talent, I think this wave of analysis is reasonable and well-founded, and it is indeed convincing. β
Long Tengfei: "It makes sense, it makes sense, then the question is, who is this girl." β
Yang Shangsong: "I bet a dime on Wu Jing." β
Xie Dongjian: "I vote for Lu Wan'er." β
Boss Wu: "It can't be Lai Chengjuan." β
Qin Fei: "I don't care, can you take into account the feelings of Brother Ye and Luo Crawl when you say Wu Jingwan'er, and be careful that they get up to bite you." β
Sure enough, Huang Xinye and Luo Crawl both looked at them with displeased expressions.
There was another burst of ridicule and laughter, but Qin Fei was branded with a new label of "sexual impotence." β
But Qin Fei is now broken and broken,
Calm down. οΌ
Anyway, whatever they say, he's used to this kind of thing, and the more you resist them, the happier they are.
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Girls' dormitory.
"I really laughed to death today, this Qin Fei, I love it more and more. Lai Chengjuan jumped on the bed and shook the bed.
"Haha, look at this Qin Fei is quite strong, I never thought that it was sexual impotence, such a strong man in the middle is unacceptable. Feng Wanzu said disgustedly.
"Hey, hey, hey, you think who wrote the words on the blackboard today, I can't tell it. "Mona is a very curious person.
"I don't know, I'm one of us. Lu Wan'er seemed to have something to say.
"Look at what I'm doing, it's definitely not me. Wu Jing was still eating spicy strips.
"I think the note is a bit like our show, haha. Wan Yao, as Bai Yuxiu's tablemate, has the right to say so.
"Damn it, it's boring, I still care if he's sexually impotent, you don't know what I care about, I'll sleep. Bai Yuxiu was very strange and didn't want to participate in this discussion.
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