Chapter 31 Interpretation is an Art
"Come, pull me back into the group. ”
"Brother Duck asked me not to pull your ...... yesterday"
Looking at Ke Liangji's embarrassed appearance, Shen Yu was angry.
"Hurry up. ”
"Okay, it's a misunderstanding anyway. ”
Ke Liangji took out his mobile phone and opened QQ, Shen Yu glanced at it and found that his QQ chat background picture was another two-dimensional beautiful girl.
"How many wives do you have?" asked Shen Yu.
"Not much, only six. ”
Ke Liangji enthusiastically opened the picture and introduced his wife one by one: "She is the gentleest, she is the coldest, she is the loveliest, she is the smartest, and she is ......"
Shen Yu couldn't understand Ke Liangji's love for his wives, as Ke Liangji often told him, many perfections that cannot be reached in reality can be achieved in the second dimension, and the soul has a sustenance and a pursuit.
Under the psychological effect of this supernormal stimulation, it is inevitable that when you see three-dimensional things, you will inevitably feel imperfect.
Ke Liangji pulled Shen Yu back into the group of 'Universe Invincible, Single is King, Three Musketeers, Love Each Other, Huddle for Warmth'.
But before he could stay for five minutes, Zhao Yage kicked both of them out of the group.
Shen Yu: "?"
Ke Liangji: "?"
"What do you mean, it's that the two of us were kicked, and then she was the only one left in the group?" Shen Yu was a little confused.
"You've killed me. ”
Ke Liangji complained, and then had a flash of inspiration, and said: "If we don't build a group and don't pull Brother Duck in, wouldn't it be that Brother Duck will be kicked out by the two of us?"
"You hit me with this trick, which means I hit you very well. ”
Shen Yu praised him, Jianqun is not the solution to the problem, it seems that he will have to explain it to Zhao Yage in person for a while.
Zhao Yage is not as easy to fool as Ke Liangji......
After the first class, Shen Yu walked to the front of the classroom with his books and sat down in the empty seat next to Zhao Yage.
She sat alone today, her two roommates hid in the back of the classroom to watch the drama, Zhao Yage was a top student, and she was a little short-sighted, so she sat in front by herself.
Seeing Shen Yu sitting down beside him, Zhao Yage didn't move, as if he was air.
She lifted her glasses and continued to write and draw on scratch paper, she had already learned the middle and second parts of the textbook by herself, and was working on the questions.
"Ahem......"
Shen Yuqing coughed twice, intending to attract Zhao Yage's attention.
Because he is studying AI emotional computing, Shen Yu still has some knowledge of psychology, and in this kind of situation, if he opens his mouth to explain first, he will inevitably be at the bottom of communication, and the best way is to wait for the other party to ask.
"If you have an upset throat, go to the school doctor, if you want to talk, go to the chicken girl, if you want to study, be quiet. ”
Zhao Yage didn't raise her head, she was doing an algorithm problem, because it was the content of the later course, this question was a little difficult to do, her brows furrowed, and the crossed out equations were line after line.
After listening to Zhao Yage's words, Shen Yu also felt that it was difficult, so he quieted down and didn't speak, watching her solve the problem.
"You can try the matrix to solve it. ”
"Tried. ”
Zhao Yage threw over a waste draft.
Shen Yu glanced at it twice, and then pointed out the problem: "There is another boundary situation that you haven't considered, you see-"
He took the pen and wrote and drew on the paper, and before he finished writing, Zhao Yage already had the feeling of being able to think smoothly.
"Thank you. ”
"Thanks, you never told me thank you. ”
Zhao Yage looked up at him at this time, and said expressionlessly: "After all, it's just a classmate, you have to be polite, otherwise your girlfriend will misunderstand." ”
"You misunderstood. ”
Shen Yu finally found a breakthrough, and he came up to be a general, first denying Zhao Yage's position.
"Can this still be misunderstood, you abandoned me and the chicken girl, soaked such a beautiful girl, rode the little sheep to school together, and had lunch together, maybe they lived together, hey, the stench of love exudes all over the body. Zhao Yage said, showing an expression of extreme disgust.
After all, when she was eating at noon that day, she was still excited to complain to Shen Yu about how sour the pair of men and women in love she saw in the morning, but it turned out that it was Shen Yu!
At that time, not only was Shen Yu so embarrassed that she was speechless, but even she herself felt embarrassed from her toes to her hair.
Especially when he saw Qianyu Lixiang coming over with two bowls of soup, Zhao Yage only felt that he was like a bone on the dining table, like an electric bulb brighter than the sun, illuminating the entire canteen, and even the rice in his mouth turned into dog food......
"Not what you think. ”
Shen Yu first moved Ke Liangji out and said, "Liangji is clear, but you are still misunderstanding me." ”
In psychology, this trick is called preempting a positive position, first pulling Ke Liangji from Zhao Yage's camp to his side, so that Zhao Yage will be in a state of isolation and helplessness, and his position will naturally waver.
"Oh? Zhao Yage looked deaf.
It's really a painstaking thing to explain to a girl, whether it's a cute girl or a female man, it took a lot of effort for Shen Yu to finally get the opportunity to explain.
As long as a girl can give you a chance to explain, then this matter will basically turn around.
Of course, not all girls will give this opportunity, after all, reasoning with girls is an unreasonable thing in itself, Zhao Yage is different, she is a very rational person, so this opportunity will definitely be given.
"That girl is an international student, my dad asked me to take care of her, this guy is a road idiot, so it's normal for me to bring her to school, right? It's normal to walk so far and there's only one electric car at home, so it's normal to ride it together, right? There are no armrests in the back seat of the electric car, and it's normal for her to hold me, right? She is not familiar with school, and it's normal for me to take her to the canteen for dinner, right? So it's a misunderstanding, I didn't abandon you both. ”
"But what you're talking about, if you change the character to a girlfriend, it seems normal, and it must be more normal than what you say, right?"
Zhao Yage's rebuttal was very sharp, which made Shen Yu fall into a debate dilemma.
If it is to ask Shen Yu to prove that Rika Asa is his girlfriend, it will be too simple, but to let him prove that Rika Asa is not his girlfriend, this makes Shen Yu embarrassed, it seems that no matter what she says, she can find a breakthrough to prove that the relationship between the two is not normal.
For example, if she is alone here, you must want to protect her, she is so beautiful, you must be tempted, and she is still living with you, you must not be able to control it......
"She's my distant cousin. ”
Shen Yu Zhengse said, and finally brought up this rhetoric, as long as the identity of Rika Qianyu is determined, then the proposition that it is proved to be a girlfriend will naturally not be established.
"How far?"
"Does it matter?"
"Genetically, it's a big deal. ”
Zhao Yage showed a meaningful smile, making Shen Yu feel that something was wrong with her.
Don't look at Zhao Yage as a girl, but in the trio, she is the dirtiest, and she always says some very dirty things seriously, obviously she is dirty herself, as if she is dirty.
Seeing that Shen Yu didn't speak, Zhao Yage sighed and said: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you tell us that you have a girlfriend, as long as you can ensure that the state of our study and research together remains unchanged, and we don't care if you fall in love or not, it's a good thing to have someone you like, right." ”
For a moment, Shen Yu almost blurted out: Don't worry, it will definitely not affect your studies and research.
Suddenly alert, this is a set!
If you follow her words, won't you admit that you are in love in disguise?
"She's really my cousin from afar. ”
"Okay, I'll believe you once. ”
Shen Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
Anyway, Zhao Yage and Ke Liangji won't touch Lixiang.
Cousin is cousin......
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