Chapter 847: All the Assemble to Save Captain Wu!(Ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly pass!)
That video is not long, only a short thirty seconds.
At the beginning of the video, Wu Ming stared at the noodle bowl that was constantly bubbling with gray foam, with a shocked face.
It was like a freeze-frame expression, as if I was frightened, and it was as if I had seen something completely beyond my comprehension and had endless confusion.
In the carriage of the train, everything is moving, the scenery outside the window, the pedestrians in the aisles, the steaming self-congratulatory pot, and even the constantly beating dust in the air can be seen under the capture of the pixel phone camera.
Only Wu Ming stood there in a daze, as if he was a watchful sculpture in the long river of time.
It is as if it is an individual who has been discarded along with confetti on the train that combines all kinds of cutting-edge technology and is speeding at a speed of hundreds of kilometers per hour.
And all around, there is the sound of young people giggling.
"Look, look. Aunt was scared. ”
"I laughed my head off...... Poof, haha. ”
"It's really stylish to treat the self-hi pot material bag as a convenient fabric bag. ”
In the discussion and snickering, the picture of the stark contrast between movement and stillness lasted for more than twenty seconds.
Then, for some unknown reason, it suddenly came to an abrupt end.
In the hotel room, a group of old fans who had seen Wu Ming fight disappeared with surprise on their faces. The old faces were full of anger.
"Motherfucker!
"I said that in the car just now, how did Lao Wu come back after heating up the hot pot, and the whole person seemed to have lost his soul, this is wronged!"
"Why didn't she say anything! Damn, if Lao Tzu knew, he would teach this group of lively little rabbits a lesson!
"Hey, Lao Wu is so strong and so disobedient to the old person, how can he feel good when he is ridiculed like this! Lao Wu went out alone just now, right? Hurry up, go and accompany her, don't have any more accidents!"
Wu Ming is a special existence in the fan group, although she is not young, but in the fan group with an average age of 74 years old, she is a little sister.
is relatively young and energetic, and loves Zhang Luo, which also made her the big housekeeper of this big family at the beginning of the establishment of the fan group.
A group of old people have become accustomed to the care of this regiment leader before and after running, and everyone panicked when she was in a hurry.
Seeing Zhang Yaozhong chasing out the door, Li Shixin took a deep breath, and after winking at a group of old fans, he said in a deep voice;
"Don't let Lao Wu know about the video. You stabilize Lao Wu's emotions first, and I'll deal with the video. ”
Seeing Li Shixin's solemn face, Old Man Liu Feng nodded deeply, showing the extremely rare reliability under the appearance of the old naughty boy.
"Shixin, Xiao Wu, you don't have to worry, there are us. This matter must not be expanded. Let Lao Wu see it, she will not be able to stand it. ”
"Got it. ”
With his head down, Li Shixin immediately returned to his room, closed the door, and took out his mobile phone to find the video that had broken 30,000 likes in a very short period of time.
At this time, the comment section of the video is becoming extremely active as the number of clicks increases.
Because Wu Ming's expression in the picture is too exaggerated, so that the video looks like a joke.
And the fact that the self-hi pot heating package is put into the noodle bowl as a material package also has the necessary elements in the sand sculpture funny video.
In the comment area, like the girls in the video, there is a lot of giggling;
"Laughing pee, when I saw the quicklime gushing out, my aunt's whole mother was in chaos. ”
"It's a sad story, but why can't I help but be happy?"
"Huha, I remembered a sand sculpture roommate of mine, and the first time I ate a self-heating pot, it was like this. We laughed at it for half a semester. However, his expression at that time was not as exciting as that of the aunt, which made the aunt too funny. It's kind of cute!"
Although most of them are in the mood of watching the excitement, some netizens are aware of the angle problem of this video.
"Is there any humanity to the person who made the video? Auntie is old, and she has never seen or used this kind of fever pack, so can't she help it?"
"Oh, a few faceless beauties in the video laughed hard. There will be a day when you can't laugh, just like you won't get old. ”
"The old man and the old man, I think in the face of such a situation, it is better to go up and help than to take a video to watch the excitement, right? Even if you tell the aunt the principle of this thing, it is more appropriate than saying cool things on the side. ”
"The first time I watched it with a smile, but I couldn't laugh when I looked at it. I can't help but think of the day when I get old, will I be laughed at by a group of little rabbits because I can't keep up with the times. ”
"Alas...... I remembered my grandfather at home. Holding a radio every day, I treat every word of those who sell fake drugs as a heavenly decree. I bought a lot of health pills at home, and I always told him over and over again that those things were all lies. But grandpa was very stubborn and couldn't listen to anything. I told my dad, but my dad took a hard puff of cigarette and asked me, "If you don't let him believe this, what can he do at his age?" I was speechless for a while. ”
"This video reminds me of some time ago, when I saw a grandmother forgetting to bring money while taking the bus, she saw a little brother swipe NFC with her mobile phone after getting on the bus, and then she was very surprised to take out her mobile phone and swipe back and forth at the card swipe. But unlike the little brother's latest Huawei, my grandmother used a Nokia that sold for 200 yuan ten years ago...... The expression of the grandmother when she didn't hear the swipe sound for a long time is very similar to the grandma in this video. Perhaps, in their eyes, the current high-tech means are really as incomprehensible as fairy magic. ”
"The deterioration of the physical function of the elderly is a big problem, but in today's highly developed informatization and the more and more extensive application of electronic equipment, it is another very noteworthy problem to not be able to learn and accept new things because of the rigidity of learning ability. After watching this video, my heart is sour, and I think this video is more like a satirical short film. Trains full of young people, armed to the teeth with high technology to the teeth, are speeding forward at hundreds of kilometers per hour, while these old people are left in place. What is even more distressing is that those young people who enjoy the convenience brought by these technologies only know ridicule and do not know how to help. ”
After reading a few hot comments in the comment area, Li Shixin turned off the fighter.
To be honest, his heart is also sour.
These old fans in the fan group, in fact, the reason for joining the group is very simple, and there are actually very few people who are attracted by their personal charm.
A lot of people just don't want to wander around the square every day and suffer in the cold winter. They just want to follow themselves and pursue a right that only young people have, to enjoy a spiritual life.
As the youngest group in the group, Wu Ming has always been frantically absorbing the ways and skills of young people's lives.
Among her peers, she is definitely a trendsetter.
But this kind of effort, or disguise, is so fragile, so fragile that it can be easily shattered by a self-congratulatory pot.
After all, it's old......
With a deep sigh, Li Shixin picked up his mobile phone and dialed the phone number of Xu Youzhen, who had experience in fighting hands.
"Hey, Mr. Li, why are you so free to call?
Hearing Xu Youzhen's voice, Li Shixin got straight to the point and said;
"Mr. Xu, please do me a favor. There is a hot spot on the platform, which is a video of an old man stumped by his self-praise pot on the high-speed rail. The username is...... You delete it for me. ”
"Oh, you said that video! I know, I watched it just now, and the popularity is rising very quickly. What's the matter, Mr. Li knows the person in the video?"
"yes, she doesn't really want to show up that way. ”
"That's good, no problem. I immediately arranged for the review side to be taken off the shelves, and then I went back and told the video publisher that the image rights had been violated. ”
"That's troublesome Manager Xu. ”
After thanking Xu Youzhen, Li Shixin turned off his mobile phone.
Hearing the string of heavy footsteps in the hallway, he immediately gathered his emotions and opened the door.
Seeing Wu Ming walking towards Zhang Yaozhong, he arched a big smile.
"Lao Wu, I'm not in a hurry to sign a contract here. I just have time in the afternoon, so let's go out and surf together?"
"Ah, Shixin. ”
Hearing Li Shixin's voice, Wu Ming raised his head blankly.
Qiang smiled: "I'm a little unwell, so I won't go." I'll sleep in the hotel for a while, and you take Brother Feng and them there. You take them to ......"
Looking at Wu Ming's appearance, Li Shixin sighed secretly.
It looks like the scars ...... It's already born.
Meanwhile.
Rongdian No. 1 Middle School.
"Boshi, Chen Boshi! I seem to see grandma on the fight! Look at you! Hey, why is the video missing? Hey, fortunately, I downloaded it, look! Is it grandma?"
In physical education class, just as Chen Boshi and Yiyi Aiai were sitting in a row eating candy, a handsome little boy ran over with a basketball in his arms.
Looking at the little boy's flattering face, Chen Boshi pulled out the lollipop in his mouth and pointed over with a strong sense of warning.
"Hey, Gao Xiaoxiao, what grandma's?
"Your grandmother's!"
"Your uncle!"
Seeing Chen Boshi's eyes widened, the little boy was embarrassed.
"No, I mean the content of this video is filmed on your grandmother!"
"I'll slap you on the head!
"Alas!"
was angered by Chen Boshi one after another, and the little boy was anxious and sent his mobile phone directly to her.
"I won't tell you, see for yourself!"
"Babble, it's really our grandmother. They're already on board. Ha... So envious. I really want to go to the ...... with my grandparents."
Seeing the small video downloaded from the mobile phone, several little girls suddenly became excited.
However, when Chen Boshi clicked the play button and saw the content of the video, the smiles on the faces of several little girls froze.
Looking at the video, the grandmother, who is completely different from usual, clenched a few pink little fists tightly.
"Brothers, I'm going to Jingdezhen. ”
Breaking the lollipop stick in his hand with a bang, Chen Boshi took a deep breath.
"But Boshi, there's a final exam tomorrow!"
"Go to the exam for it. In this life, there will be so many exams, but grandma, I'm the only one. ”
Let's go.
As the lollipop fell to the ground, Chen Boshi pulled off the holster on the double ponytail and tied it into a single ponytail.
took out his mobile phone, quickly edited a text, and sent it to the contact person with the note "Tool Man No. 1 - Principal".
"Wait!"
Behind her, Chen Yiyi, Yan Aiai and Su Sansan hesitated for a while, and then they also hooked the corners of their mouths and chased after them.
"I can't take the test either, why do you still take the test?
Looking at the three little sisters who got along day and night, Chen Boshi smiled slightly, and turned to look at the confused little boy.
"Hey, help us talk to the teacher. Just said that she wouldn't come back before the holiday, if you have any opinions, let her go directly to the principal to reflect, and I've already said hello at that time. ”
"Oh......"
Looking at the four domineering little Lori striding towards the school gate, little stars appeared in the little boy's eyes.
"Holidays, goodbye, goodbye!"
The other end.
Huhai.
Silently putting down the phone, Zhao Jinzhi frowned.
On the screen of the mobile phone, there is a mosaic video posted by the Toutiao client.
Although her face was mosaic, she could still see Wu Ming's figure at a glance.
"Dong Zhao, this is the tax situation of the last quarter. This side is ready, you have seen it, if there is no problem, please sign it. ”
"Go to Mr. Xiao, I don't have time now. ”
"Ahh
Watching the assistant trot out of the room with the report, Zhao Jinzhi took out his other private mobile phone.
After thinking about it, she clicked on Wu Ming's WeChat avatar.
"Old sister, I heard that you went to Jingdezhen with Brother Shixin?
Not long after the message was sent, the other side gave a reply.
"Shixin and the brothers and sisters in the group really need personal care. Come here. ”
Looking at this news that he had completely lost his combat effectiveness, Zhao Jinzhi sighed slightly.
Immediately, she picked up her phone and dialed the assistant's number.
"Book me a ticket to Jingdezhen, the nearest one. ”