Chapter 786: Spider-Man and the Pythagorean Theorem

In a blink of an eye, autumn and winter alternate.

Although according to the lunar calendar, it is only October. But in Zhonghai, which is close to the sea, you can already feel a thick chill.

Today is Wednesday, November 2nd.

Du Biying, a student in Class 5 (4), wrapped in a thick coat, sat in the back row by the window, looking at the corner of the west side of the campus with her chin on her chin.

There were a lot of boys gathered there!

The leader, although wearing a strange mask, Du Biying can still recognize that it is Pan Peng, her childhood sweetheart's playmate.

"What's wrong with the boys?"

The girl at the same table asked curiously: "Walking strangely, full of sassy words, when I arrived at school today, I thought I had entered the zoo." ”

"Spider-Man!"

Du Biying patiently explained: "They are imitating Spider-Man! Last night, didn't you watch the new drama broadcast by Big Bird TV?"

"Nope!"

The same table shook his head regretfully and said: "My parents don't let me watch Big Bird TV, saying that this channel is unhealthy, and watching too much hurts my body......"

Unhealthy?

"Poof!"

Du Biying sneered unkindly, and couldn't help but complain: "Your parents are really talent......ed!

"I think too!"

The same table was curious: "Yingying, tell me about it! The boy imitates that Spider-Man, is it good-looking?"

"It's not pretty!"

Du Biying pouted and said: "The tight-clad spider pervert fights all kinds of weirdos, strange postures and movements, and lines that I can't understand are not good-looking at all." ”

"And you still watch?"

"I don't want to......"

Du Biying covered her forehead and said, "It's not that my brother was poisoned too deeply, and he called my dad late at night." You don't know, they're so watching!"

If you can't grab the remote control, it's very uncomfortable.

The corners of his mouth twitched at the same table, and he pointed to the group of "humanoid spiders" downstairs and asked, "Just like them?"

"Pretty much ......"

Du Biying had a headache and said: "This morning, my dad got up to cook, and when he opened his mouth, he said: Vegetable nemesis, a man who tears for cooking, let's go!"

"Woohoo!"

Du Biying gestured to "spit spider silk" and signaled to the tablemate: "That's it, do you understand?"

"Sorry, I don't know ......"

The expression of the same table was embarrassed, and he suddenly thanked his parents in his heart. They are right, Big Bird Satellite TV is indeed unhealthy, children must not watch it.

It's not just hurting the body!

After watching it for a long time, even my brain has become abnormal! A good person has become no different from a mountain black pig, which is terrible!

"It's funny, though!"

Du Biying recalled the scene she saw last night, and said with a smile: "You don't know, that Spider-Man is so funny! ”

The table mates quietly took two steps back.

For some reason, she always felt that Yingying was also infected, and this smile was very wrong.

Her hunch was right!

I saw Du Biying talking and talking, and suddenly took out a mask from her schoolbag and demonstrated to her: "Just this face, the thief is funny!"

"Yingying, wake up!"

The same table wailed inwardly: "You are a cold goddess, why were you infected by this group of boys?"

Du Biying put on a mask.

Spider-Man's joyful face appeared in front of the table, causing her to be stunned for a full moment. After a long while, she covered her mouth and smiled: "This mouth...... It's hilarious!"

Why is it crooked?

The merchant who makes this mask is too lacking in morality. Crooked mouth defective products, can also be sold outside, and was also worn by a girl?

"Brothers, look what I found!"

Just as she was laughing and leaning back and forth, just as she wanted Yingying to take off her mask, Pan Peng's surprised voice came from behind her.

It turned out that the lunch break was over.

The boys realized that class was coming and went back to the classroom. Just happened, bumped into Du Biying, who was wearing a mask.

The scene was awkward at one point.

As a girl, Du Biying felt extremely ashamed of this scene. Just wanted to explain something, Pan Peng said: "It turns out that you are the sister of the Spider Prince, the Spider Princess!

Spider Princess?

Du Biying had an ominous premonition, only to see the boys take out their masks, buckle them on their faces, and stand in a row according to their different heights, making a gesture of spraying spider silk.

"Woohoo!"

Is there a dubbed one?

"Meet Her Highness Princess Spider!"

Hey, hey, hey!

Why is it the Spider Princess?

Inexplicably, she was put on the identity of a "spider star princess", and Du Biying was stupid. When she turned her head, she found that her table mate was more than ten meters away from her unconsciously.

Moreover, the eyes are quite weird.

The look in his eyes seemed to say, "I didn't expect Ah Yingying, you still have such an identity? Spider Princess, it's so cool!"

"What are you doing?"

Du Biying said angrily: "Give me a normal point, and I'll go to class later." If you mess around again, be careful that I report to Teacher Dai!"

She's a class leader!

At this time, it is necessary to stand up to stop the boys from making trouble, establish the authority of a class leader, and leave a good impression on Teacher Dai.

"What's that......"

As soon as he finished speaking, a middle-aged male voice suddenly came from the door of the classroom.

Teacher Dai, who was holding the textbook and preparing the textbook, looked at the "demons and monsters" in the classroom, and couldn't help coughing and asked, "Can you go back to your seat and sit down?"

"Squad leader, where's the squad leader?"

"Report to Teacher Dai!

The boys all pointed to Du Biying, who was "unmasked", and their movements were as uniform as if they had been rehearsed.

Teacher Dai blinked, his expression stiff.

Du Biying lowered her head and silently took off her mask.

"It's over! I'm going to be scolded now!"

"It's all Pan Peng's fault! If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have embarrassed in front of the teacher......

Du Biying, who thought she would be scolded, was mentally prepared. After all, as the class leader, she is a serious crime to mess around with the boys and disrupt the order of the class.

As a result, Teacher Dai didn't blame her.

I saw Teacher Dai put the textbook on the podium, clapped his hands and said, "Okay! Spider-Man, it's time for us to go to class!"

"Today I'm going to learn the Pythagorean theorem!"

"In order to let everyone understand this knowledge point more intuitively, I specially prepared a prop ......"

I saw Teacher Dai bend his waist and make a reptilian posture, and his right hand suddenly stretched out, and a spider silk accurately hit the ceiling in the back row of the classroom.

"Spider-Man!"

"It is known that the walls of the classroom are perpendicular to the ground, the wall is four meters high, I stand on the lectern six meters away from the wall and spit out spider silk, ignoring the error, how long is this spider silk?"

The boys are all confused.

Teacher Dai raised his eyebrows and said, "You can't even count this, what qualifications do you have to be Spider-Man?" You know, the length of this spider silk is not accurate, but you will fall downstairs and die!"

So terrifying?

You have to learn that!

As soon as the boys heard this, they all cheered up and began to bury their heads in calculating the length of Teacher Dai's spider silk.

The girls looked at each other.

Spider-Man?

Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher Dai was also poisoned?