Chapter 67: Sika: (Ծ‸Ծ) I'm a vampire!
Be reasonable! Playing drunkardy, Wang Taika can understand. But this kind of drunken madness is really hard to do! Let's be serious, after all, people don't go too far. But you're not serious, are you......
"Let go, don't pull my nightgown!" Wang Taika felt his clothes tightened, and Sika just stretched out his hand and looked at the water cup in Wang Taika's hand: "Drink water~!"
"Take it and drink it yourself. Wang Taika handed the glass to Sika and picked up his phone. I checked it, and I didn't text indiscriminately, I didn't make random phone calls, and I didn't rummage through any mess. OK.
Alas, wait a minute! Wang Taika clicked on the page in the menu that had just been closed by Sika, and found that it had switched to the album mode. And the "self-proof of innocence" video taken by Wang Taika just now in the album is gone, and there are more than a dozen more selfies of Sika!
"Ahh
Sika said confidently: "Hey, the person in that video is too ugly, I don't want my photo to be in the same album as that video." ”
"ITM...... Calm and calm! You can't swear......" Wang Taika calmed down his excited mood, sorted out his thoughts, and stopped talking.
Sika got up slightly at this time, looked at the stiff face of Wang Taika, smiled, waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't worry! I won't suck your blood!"
"What?" Wang Taika was very helpless, what kind of thing is this?
Sika was probably really drunk, so he made a very unimpressive "hiccup", hiccuped, and then looked at Wang Taika innocently and said, "I know everything!"
"What do you know?" was stunned by Wang Taika.
"When I took a picture just now, I found that I was so white! My skin is so good!" Sika reached out and touched his face: "I'm so good-looking, I must be a vampire!"
"Poof!" Wang Taika couldn't get angry anymore at this time, completely amused by Sika's drunken appearance. It's too ...... to say that It's so cute. Wang Taika really didn't expect that one day he would use the word "cute" to describe Sika, it was crazy.
"Elsie......" Sika said, leaning back on the couch, "It's really tiring to talk to you mortals. ”
Wang Taika really stretched out his hand, and really wanted to write a poem to Sika, but in the end he could only pat himself on the chest: "Calm! It's okay! I'm good-tempered, not angry." Don't deal with drunkards. This crazy woman ......"
Sika seemed to suddenly remember something, and began to get up and look around.
"What are you looking for?" asked Wangtaka, "the heels are under the couch." ”
"Not heels, what about my bag?" Sika squinted around like a retarded child. It's really not a curse, it's totally a perfect description!
"Bag?" Wang Taika turned his head and saw a small bag at the door, probably thrown on the ground when Sika pounced on him just now.
Walked over and picked up the bag, then handed it to Sika: "Here, don't look for it." ”
"Ahh ”
Wang Tai Kapi grinned without smiling, looking perfunctory. Really fed up. If this is Chong'er or Zhi'en-chan, it's probably a very interesting thing. But it was Sika, which made Wang Taika feel uncomfortable.
The main thing is that Sika really revealed his true nature after drinking, which is completely different from the big icebergs he saw in the past, and this sense of difference makes people feel ridiculous and speechless, hmm...... There's also a little bit of helpless little funny. But overall, it's still a burden.
The main source of the burden is...... Wang Taika is now a nightgown except for big pants! There is no sense of security at all! If this is seen, not to mention whether it is illegal or not, even Sika's fans will probably have to kill him the next day.
Wang Taika is face is broken and a little angry but can't make an expression, really, the current Wang Taika can't wait to directly beat Sika to amnesia!
Sika rummaged through the bag, looked up and saw Wang Taika's expression, suddenly a little frightened, and asked timidly, "You won't kill me, will you?" Although I am a vampire, I don't suck human blood!"
"You're quite into the play!" Wang Taika looked at Sika, there was really no way, so he had to sit opposite Sika. Anyway, it's okay to be idle, and I'm afraid that Sika will continue to make trouble, so I can only say casually: "Yes, yes, yes, you're a vampire." It's really white, this skin, so you'd better be quiet. ”
Sika nodded approvingly and asked, "So you won't kill me because you're jealous of my good looks, right?"
"Oops! You're so narcissistic when you're drunk!" Wang Tai was so angry that she wanted to pull out her hair: "And if you're really a vampire, I should say something like 'don't kill me'!"
"Makes sense!" Sika nodded, then asked, "Can I ask you a question?"
Wang Taika took the phone and began to delete Sika's photos, and asked while deleting them, "Hmm?" ”
"Do you know where you find such a thing?" Sika took a small bottle from his bag and showed it to Wangtaka.
Wang Taika looked up and was stunned: "Mango juice?"
Sika was like a little idiot, ah no! and obediently followed like a schoolboy: "Mango juice?"
Wang Taika said, "Oh, you want to drink this hangover, right? Aren't there a lot of them out there? But milk should be a better hangover, right?"
"What hangover remedy?" Sika said solemnly, "Uh...... Actually, it's my food. Don't forget I'm a vampire!"
Wang Taika frantically complained: "Hurry up and forget about it! Otherwise, you will regret it when you wake up! And if you really drink juice from vampires, it will be really embarrassing!"
"Hey, because you human blood doesn't taste good!Look at me!" Sika pointed at herself: "I hate contact with you humans the most, and I drink endlessly, and I have a headache for a long, long time after drinking." ”
Wang Taika pouted: "So you're talking about wine! not our blood." ”
"It's all the same!" Sika's eyes suddenly became resentful, and he looked at Wang Taika's face with indignation: "Anyway, I don't want to drink anymore, so I'd better persuade and persuade me! I just don't want to drink anymore! I don't want to be with you humans anymore!"
Wang Taika has understood it so far, and he dares to love Sika This is not just a drunken madness, but a drunken excuse to tell the truth through the excuse of drunkenness.
The human subconscious mind has a protective mechanism, so when something is damaged, this protective mechanism will be automatically activated. Just like Wang Taika's bipolar disorder, it is actually his own protection. And Sika is the same now.
The endless banquets made Sika very resistant and disgusted. The endless drinking made Sika very scared and hated. So there was this pressure in her subconscious.
It can be seen that Sika has resisted and hated such things from the bottom of his heart, so when he gets drunk today, it directly becomes a very antagonistic relationship like this: Sika thinks of himself as a vampire, just to distinguish himself from the people he comes into contact with. And the so-called human blood is actually the alcohol she hates the most. And her inner reliance is actually just a juice used to relieve hangover!
Speaking of which, Sika is really a little distressing...... What a fart!How about Sika's wool business!Wangtaika wants to go home now!