Chapter 930: Erwuzai Era: Panda!
June, graduation season.
For the majority of new graduates, June is a season of excitement and sadness.
I am excited that I can finally break free from school and enter the social experience, and I am no longer an immature student.
Sadly......
Graduation season often represents the breakup season, and the so-called "breakup" here is not only the breakup of couples, but also the breakup of classmates and roommates.
Students from all over the world are heading for their own futures, and goodbye is probably an extremely luxurious thing......
Probably many people have experienced it.
When I first graduated, my classmates said "keep in touch". However, after a while, except for chatting in the "classmates group", there are few meetings and gatherings.
In a few years, I am afraid that I don't even want to open the "classmate group", and the interpersonal relationship has changed to "work and life".
This is a metamorphosis that every graduate will experience.
Panda is no exception!
Maybe he is lucky, from elementary school to college, good friends who know each other will always be by his side. Even away from campus, their camaraderie doesn't deteriorate over time.
But love ......
Panda didn't catch up with the goddess, and he finally chose a girl in the finance department to fall in love. This young campus love has also come to an end with the arrival of the graduation season.
It's not that he didn't want to keep it, but the cruel reality is in front of him.
The girl's family lives in Rongcheng, and Panda's family lives in Zhonghai. The woman wants to return to her hometown to develop, but Panda wants to stay in the area of Zhonghai Jiangchuan, and no one is willing to compromise.
Of course, this is not the main reason.
The key to the breakup of the two was the death of Grandpa Panda. The dying grandfather wanted to see his grandson and his girlfriend, but was refused.
Although she was really busy, Panda couldn't accept it.
So, they broke up!
There was no sadness, and there was no alcohol to kill the sorrows, as if this relationship had never existed.
Panda remembered his grandfather.
When he was a child, he used to steal his grandfather's money to buy toys such as yo-yo spinning tops. He always thought that his grandfather didn't know about it, but he didn't expect his grandfather to know everything.
"If you know, why don't you hide it?"
"I'm afraid you won't be able to find ......"
Grandpa, who was lying on the hospital bed, touched his head and encouraged: "Dada, grandpa knows that you have wanted to work in PD since you were a child. Now that you have made your choice, then go on bravely, Grandpa will always support you!"
Yes!
Panda wants to work in PD and stay in Gangcheon.
However, his parents objected, believing that Zhonghai had a greater opportunity than Jiangchuan, and that his return to Zhonghai was the best way out.
Panda hesitated.
But his grandfather's words before his death strengthened his confidence. He wants to stay in Jiangchuan? He wants to fulfill his childhood wish and become a pd panda man admired by everyone!
"Okay, I'll stay too!"
After learning about Panda's choice?" Du Bishu, who sang with his wife, didn't say a word, and stayed in Jiangchuan.
Wang Jiaming is gone!
Wang Jiaming, who has pursued Panda for many years without results, finally let go of his obsession.
He chose to go back to Zhonghai to become a "women's clothing" video blogger and rely on live broadcasts and self-media to support himself. This choice made Panda breathe a sigh of relief.
I can't stand it!
The sins he made when he was a child, but as a result, Wang Jiaming pestered him for ten years! Now this retribution is finally over, congratulations!
As early as a few years ago, PD Group closed the "social recruitment and school recruitment" channel.
However, in the past two years, with the resignation of the "PD tyrant" Meng Lang, the company's policy has also changed, and the channel of school recruitment and social recruitment has been opened again.
Panda and Du Bishu have a great chance!
After the two submitted their resumes, they soon received a call from the company, asking them to conduct an interview.
The results of the interview were very good.
After learning that the two of them have been in contact with PD products since childhood, and they are ten-year veteran members, the interview is naturally unimpeded.
The two of them entered the marketing department!
On the first day of work, the department boss assigned the two of them the task of formulating an activity promotion plan for the "four-wheel drive" product that was about to expire.
"What do you mean, test us?"
Du Bishu scratched his head and asked, "I always feel that there is a conspiracy when I first join the company?"
"You're thinking too much!"
Panda smiled and said, "We just joined the company and we didn't offend anyone, who will target us? In my opinion, this is just a test for us!"
Reasonable!
After confirming that it was not a conspiracy, but the boss of the department testing the newcomers, Panda and Du Bishu began to think about how to do a good job in this market promotion.
The four-wheel drive car is a little "outdated"!
Whether you admit it or not, in the face of an endless stream of new toys, the four-wheel drive car of the former king is becoming more and more rare.
Sales are declining year by year!
The four-wheel drive products, which sold more than 10 million copies worldwide in a month at the peak of their popularity, are now more than halfway through 2025, with a total global sales of only 5.8 million copies.
What does that mean?
The total sales in the first half of this year were only half of the monthly sales of four-wheel drive vehicles at their peak, what a desperate data!
How can you save a 4WD?
The two traveled to major squares, schools and toy stores in Jiangchuan, collected thousands of player feedback, and finally came to a conclusion.
"There are two main reasons for the decline of four-wheel drive!"
Panda raised his finger and said: "First, the old products are not innovative enough, and the lack of novelty will naturally be eliminated by the market. Second, the fun is greatly reduced......"
"In the past, we used to play with four-wheel drive, and we could change it as much as we wanted, and we enjoyed the fun of modification. ”
"But now, as the competition becomes more and more formal, the car modification tends to be more and more homogeneous, and the fun of modification is lost. ”
For example, so-and-so champion model is on fire!
Then it triggers a herd effect, players compete to imitate the car for modification, and in the end everyone is the same, so what's the fun?
Find the crux of the problem, and things will be much easier.
Panda decided to break the current "homogeneous" four-wheel drive modification ecology, so that players can return to the era of "wanton modification" as much as possible.
"But how?"
Du Bishu had a headache and said: "Everyone knows that the champion model is the best." You asked me to modify it, and I'm sure I'd have imitated the champion model as well. ”
"I know!"
Panda said confidently: "But what if the champion model can't be imitated?"
"How is that possible!?"
Du Bishu questioned: "I can buy the parts you can buy." If you don't let me imitate, won't I imitate you?"
"yes! It's all about the parts!"
Panda couldn't stop laughing: "What if the parts used in the competition are not the best?"
"What do you mean?"
"Listen to me......"
Shaking his head, Panda explained, "My idea is to launch a blind cassette kit. You don't know what's in it, mix up the good parts with the junk parts......"
"Change the game mode too!"
"Each contestant can receive five random blind boxes from the organizer. Then use the existing parts to freely assemble the car and race it, so that the competition is more exciting and does not affect the sales of toys!"
"This ......"
Du Bishu hesitated: "Can a game like this that relies on luck be loved?"
"Luck is also a kind of strength!"
Panda explained: "Fighting the landlord still depends on luck, is it that if you have a good card and he has a bad card, you should shuffle the cards and start again?"
"Don't forget, what's going on in the race now? More than a dozen cars are different except for the body, and the other parts are exactly the same, isn't that exciting?"
"Makes sense!"
Du Bishu nodded, and then suddenly woke up and said: "No! Your parts blind box, or do the lottery, right? Let's do this, is it really good......
There is a sentence that Du Bishu did not say.
Uncle Meng used this trick to pit them from elementary school to college. As a result, when they grow up, they still use the same trick to pit a new generation of children?
Is this good? This is not good!
"What are you afraid of? We used to be victims, but now we are perpetrators, and our identities are naturally different!" said Panda of course.
That's right!
Du Bishu nodded.
For the sake of the current salary and bonus, the previous pocket money is gone, who cares?
......
The rescue operation was a great success!
At the beginning, when PD announced the reform of the four-wheel drive racing system and the introduction of "parts blind boxes", players were scolded.
But scolding and scolding is really fragrant!
It's really fun to open the box or something! The free assembly of random parts is also much more exciting than the previous "homogeneous" competition.
Blind box sales have soared!
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that Pan Du and his wife saved the "four-wheel drive", which can be called a great merit. But the players felt sorry for the banknotes and couldn't help but curse these two "traitors"!
That's right, a traitor!
"Four-wheel drive home" picked up the leaders of this reform, and the identities of Panda and Du Bishu were also widely spread by netizens.
Boy!
You two were the original victims, good comrades in the same trench as us, and you defected?
"Dada ......"
Du Bishu looked at the overwhelming swearing on the Internet, and couldn't help sneezing: "Why do I think, we two have been tricked?"
As soon as he joined the company, the leader arranged tasks, and then was cursed by 10,000 people and branded as a "traitor".
This routine is so deep!
Even if they resign now, it will not be in vain. can only honestly follow Uncle Meng and get on the thief ship with infamy.
"It seems like this......
Panda also regretted it, he thought that this was a test set by the leader, but he didn't expect it to be a "PD vote"!
Sloppy!
Not to mention the regrets of Panda and Du Bishu, Meng Lang, as the chairman, is very satisfied with the performance of this batch of new employees.
Traitor?
Hello traitor!
Only the children who have been persecuted by him will intensify their persecution of other children when they grow up, which is why the second devil is more hateful than the devil.
He doesn't have to be scolded anymore!
Now fans, the artillery fire is all focused on the "traitor", and not many people will curse Uncle Meng anymore.
On the contrary, he also has signs of whitewashing.
There are already many people on the Internet who have begun to miss the "Menghei Pig Era". I always feel that after these traitors came to power, they looted their wallets even more exaggerated than Uncle Meng.
No contrast, no harm!
Compared with this group of traitors, Uncle Meng is actually quite kind and cute, and he was wrongly blamed before.
Woowoo......
As Meng Lang retreated into the background, more and more "newcomers" came forward to take the blame, his reputation gradually improved, and the number of Weibo fans who couldn't be beaten by thunder began to grow!
Isn't that outrageous enough?
But then again, Meng Lang doesn't care if his reputation is good or bad. He has taken a back seat, how can he manage so much?
It's Mr. Tang's side......
As mentioned before, Mr. Tang and PD Technology launched the "Virtual Idol Phase II" plan and launched a new virtual idol "Hatsune Miku".
was originally going to "do a big job", but it was boycotted by the fans of "Luo Tianyi".
The reasons for the boycott are ridiculous......
Fans believe that after PD Technology squeezed the commercial value of "Luo Tianyi", they decided to abandon her and adopt another "daughter".
Mr. Tang was scolded so badly!
In the early years, when Luo Tianyi was on fire, he once said that he regarded Luo Tianyi as his "biological daughter", and then he was dubbed "father-in-law" by netizens.
Under the love house and Wu, Mr. Tang also won the respect of [Jin" Yi "Wei].
As a result, he made a whole play?
How much fans loved him before, they hate him now. Mr. Tang's current situation can be summed up in one word: rats crossing the street!
He's also helpless!
Luo Tianyi is his daughter, but he didn't say that there is only one daughter, he is still so young, is he not allowed to have a second child?
Hatsune Miku, it's imperative.
Luo Tianyi is very popular and popular, this is a fact, he does not deny it. But as a commercial company, PD Technology can't just rely on one IP to live, right?
In the face of doubts and scolding, Mr. Tang trembled and announced the archives of "Hatsune Miku", as well as the character map.
The fan reaction was lukewarm!
They made up their minds to be loyal to His Royal Highness, the world's number one foodie, and said that they would not look at any other woman.
This made Mr. Tang very embarrassed......
Taking advantage of the lunch break, he came to the Meng family's villa and asked Mr. Meng for advice on "how to break the game".
"What are you anxious about?"
Meng Lang is at home, teaching his son Xiaotao to paint. After learning about Mr. Tang's intention, he couldn't help but chuckle and said, "Have you ever heard of a famous saying?"
"What quote?"
Mr. Tang humbly asked.
Meng Lang put away the crayons, touched his son's head and said, "Men are all big pigs' trotters!"
Xiao Tao tilted his head: "???"
Mr. Tang understood.
He scratched his head and said, "You mean, don't worry about them?
"That's right!"
Meng Lang pouted and said: "What loyalty, what mountain alliance and sea oath, in the face of the touching and cute sister, it is strange that these guys do not rebel!"
Men are fraternal!
Luo Tianyi is their wife, and so is Hatsune Miku! No one stipulates that there can only be one virtual wife, right?
"Makes sense!"
Mr. Tang, who received guidance, instantly strengthened his confidence. After giving Xiao Tao a copy of the "Hatsune Miku" figure that has not yet been released, he got up and said goodbye.
"Son, you remember!"
Meng Lang looked at Xiao Tao, who was fiddling with the figures, and said earnestly: "A wife is a wife, and my dear one is dear...... We men must be fraternal, and we can't hang ourselves from a tree!"
Xiao Tao turned his head and said, "Mom! Mom! Hug!"
"You stinky boy!"
Meng Lang rubbed his son's head and said dissatisfiedly: "I taught you the philosophy of life, and you actually scared your father?"
"Well, the philosophy of life!"
Tao Mi moved his hands and said with deep sympathy: "Teacher Meng, can you teach me too?"
Meng Lang: "......"
Why did she come back? Didn't she go out to survey the scenery for "The Dancing Girl"?