Chapter 454: Bronze Bird Palace Deep Lock Er Qiao
Chapter 454: Bronze Bird Palace Deep Lock Er Qiao
Chapter 454: Bronze Bird Palace Deep Lock Er Qiao
I had offended Fang Yuan and the others just now, and the earth by the well didn't dare to provoke them anymore, so I really had no choice but to pick up the goblet.
A full glass of 53 degrees Feitian Moutai is in the hands of the earth by the well, and the mellow aroma has also turned into a pungent taste, and the wine glass is as heavy as a thousand catties.
He had already drunk a lot of the land by the well just now, and he would be 100% drunk if he drank this cup again, he was embarrassed and wanted not to drink it, and even splashed it directly on Fang Yuan's face opposite, but after thinking about it carefully, he still didn't have the courage in the end, he was afraid that the Huaxia uncles who had just smoothed out the hair would beat themselves violently.
Because Fang Yuan unexpectedly understood Japanese, the land by the well didn't dare to hint at anything to the two subordinates as unscrupulously as before, and glanced at the fierce and vicious people around him, so he had to turn his heart sideways, close his eyes, open his mouth, raise his head and start to drink.
And then it's a good wine, after all, the degree is very high, and after drinking a whole glass from the well, I didn't feel anything at that time.
But after a full burp, the strength of the wine came up.
The earth by the well felt that his head was dizzy, and his stomach was as uncomfortable as Fang Jiang was falling into the sea, and he felt sick and nauseated down his throat.
His body fluttered, his eyes glazed, and everything in the banquet hall was spinning, and everyone had three heads.
Many people looked at the wellside of the well, and some people took out their mobile phones to shoot short videos for him, and posted them to the circle of friends, Weibo, and various video media......
Just as Youki Onishi and Wang Qingfeng were taking care of the land by the well, Fang Yuan filled the wine glass again and looked at Anishi Youki with a smile: "Come on, come on, it's your turn." ”
Although the earth by the well was still awake, his face was pale, and his frowning brows proved that he was uncomfortable to death now, and the leaders who could drink were all like such bears, Onishi Youji was immediately cowardly, and looked at Fang Yuan in embarrassment and begged for mercy: "Manager Fang, can I not play this game." ”
"No, I can't. Fang Yuan glared at Onishi Yuki, acting very strongly, refusing even more simply, thinking to himself when you wanted to pour me wine just now, why didn't you think about it for me?
"Manager Fang, I really don't play this kind of game. "Onishi Yuki was scared and cried, he was afraid that Fang Yuan would tell him a 'master' or a 'monster' for him to guess.
"If you don't want to play games, you can do it. Fang Yuan was very generous, but pushed the two full glasses of wine in front of him in front of Onishi Yuki, and said coldly, "Drink all these two glasses, and you won't have to play games." ”
"Ah......" Yuki Onishi looked at his boss again, thinking to himself that he drank one cup like this bear, and if he drank two cups, he wouldn't just drink himself to death?
After weighing the pros and cons of playing the game, Onishi Yuki tentatively talked about the conditions: "Can you not guess the words, can we change the way we play?"
"Okay. Fang Yuan happily agreed.
Just don't play guessing the words, Onishi Yuki breathed a sigh of relief and waited for Fang Yuan to come up with the question.
Fang Yuan thought for a moment and quickly asked, "Do you know Zhou Yu?"
"Of course Zhou Yu? "Daxi has Ji Dule, he was familiar with the Three Kingdoms when he was young, how could he not know Zhou Yu, this is also a question?
It's a little bit of an insult to your IQ, right?
Just as Onishi Yuki looked at the wine glass and wanted to remind Fang Yuan to drink, Fang Yuan suddenly asked, "Who is Zhou Yu's wife?"
"Little Joe. Onishi Yuki pouted, this question is also very retarded, in Japan, three-year-old children know that Zhou Yu's wife is Xiao Qiao.
"What's the name of Little Joe's sister?"
"Big Joe. "Not only did Onishi Yuki feel unchallenged, but even the onlookers felt that Fang Yuan's problem was very low-level, and there was no difficulty at all, after all, Cao Cao's poem 'Bronze Bird Palace Deep Lock Er Qiao' was too famous.
"Who is Big Joe married to?"
"Sun Ce. Onishi Yuki replied without hesitation, but some onlookers didn't know, and cultural literacy became a gap.
"What is Sun Ce's sister's name?"
Onishi Yuki glanced at the many people who began to scratch their heads, and raised his chest arrogantly: "Sun Ren, she also has a name called Sun Shangxiang." ”
"Who did Sun Ren marry?"
"Liu Bei. Onishi Yuki replied very smoothly, but many people were already confused, everyone stared at this Japanese, feeling a hot pain on their faces, indeed, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms was written by a Chinese, and these Chinese were not as familiar as a Japanese, and they were embarrassed to be thrown to their grandmother's house.
"What is Liu Bei's son's name?"
"Liu Chan. Onishi Yuki also didn't want to answer in one bite, everyone looked at Fang Yuan again, thinking that his question would not be difficult for this Japanese, it seemed that Fang Yuan would drink and drink later.
Sun Yanming, like everyone else, of course he was biased towards Fang Yuan, his eyes shuttled back and forth between the red wine glass and Fang Yuan, his forehead was already sweating, he knew how much Fang Yuan had drunk, he had already drunk so much just now, and he would vomit if he drank this full cup again.
Zhao Gaojie felt Sun Yanming's anxiety, quietly leaned next to him, and whispered: "This little Japan is too strong, Fang Yuan can't do it, or let's just hold down Yuki Onishi and pour it directly into his mouth." ”
I like it simple and rough, Sun Yanming really wanted to do what Zhao Gaojie suggested, and then Fang Yuan asked again: "Who is Liu Chan's queen?"
Everyone's eyes lit up, and it was finally a little interesting, anyway, all the Chinese people present didn't know the exact answer.
"Hiss......" Onishi Yuki gasped, and also felt that this question was a bit biased, and hesitated for a moment before asking tentatively, "Empress Zhang?"
"Who is Empress Zhang's mother?"
As soon as Fang Yuan's words fell, a burst of laughter sounded in the crowd, and everyone stared at Fang Yuan with a smile, thinking that if Empress Zhang's question just now was normal, it was just a little difficult, then it would be a bit strange to ask Empress Zhang's mother who was now.
"Uh...... This question ......" Onishi Yuki was stunned, looked at Fang Yuan, who was expressionless, in confusion, and reflexively scratched his head, but he forgot the scar on his head that was smashed by Fang Yuan and the earth by the well, and when his fingers just touched, he screamed in pain, and his thinking became even more chaotic.
Onishi Yuki didn't have a clue, so he had to bow his head and express his protest in silence, this question is simply heartbreaking, who can pay attention to the characters who only appear once in the book?
Onishi Youki's attitude showed that he couldn't answer, it was completely planted, just when everyone thought that the game was over, Fang Yuan solved the mystery: "Empress Zhang's mother is Xiahou Juan, and who is Xiahou Juan's father?"
"Huh?" "Oh?" Onishi Yuki opened his mouth wide, his face was pale, he was already crazy, he wanted to break his head and didn't know who Xiahou Juan's father was.
Faced with such a grotesque problem, Yuki Onishi admitted it, where is the tsundere just now?
Everyone on the lookers was even more happy, and at the same time, they were also very curious about who Xiahou Juan's father was.
"Xiahou Yuan. ”
"Xiahou Yuan?" everyone exclaimed, they didn't know Empress Zhang, they didn't know Xiahou Juan, but they knew Xiahou Yuan's name.
Xiahou Yuan's character is Miaocai, a native of Peiguo County, a famous general in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, is Cao Cao's family, the relationship between the two is so good that they are willing to substitute for Cao Cao's top cylinder, and finally were defeated and killed by Liu Bei's general Huang Zhong in Dingjun Mountain.
Shu Han's nemesis, Xiahou Yuan's daughter turned out to be Liu Bei's mother-in-law?
Not to mention all the Chinese people present at this result, even Onishi Yuki, who claims to be familiar with the Three Kingdoms, thinks it is impossible, how did the enemies of life and death become in-laws by mistake?
Just as everyone wanted to ask Fang Yuan the reason for the incident, Fang Yuan looked at Daxi Youji again: "Then the last question is, what should Xiahou Yuan call Zhou Yu?"
"And?" Everyone was dumbfounded, co-authoring Zhou Yu, Xiao Qiao, Da Qiao, and Sun Ce just now...... asked around, and only now asked the last question, everyone felt that Fang Yuan was too a chicken thief.
None of the dozens of people laughed, they looked at Fang Yuan first, this kid not only holds grudges, but also damages enough, and must not offend him.
When he turned his head to look at Onishi Youki, everyone's eyes were full of pity, thinking that this was the end of offending Fang Yuan, I don't know what other tricks will be next, in short, I have to play you to death today.
Daxi Youji had been stunned by Fang Yuan just now, and now he asked Xiahou Yuan what should be called Zhou Yu Such a strange question, he lowered his head and pondered with his fingers, muttering in his mouth for a long time, he really couldn't figure out the relationship between these ancients, so he could only surrender and admit defeat, and finally asked Fang Yuan curiously: "What do you say Xiahou Yuan should call Zhou Yu?"
"Yes, Manager Fang, tell us about it. Everyone was also conquered by Fang Yuan's methods, and they spoke more politely.
Fang Yuan looked around at everyone and said slowly, "Zhou Yu'er." ”
"Zhou Yu'er?" When the answer was revealed, Fang Yuan's answer was like a cannonball being thrown into the calm water, stirring up monstrous waves, filled with countless exclamations, he never thought that Fang Yuan would say this.
Onishi Yuki's reaction was even more shocked, the little eyes that were originally expected to grow bigger little by little, and finally stared round, his mouth was very exaggerated, he could almost stuff a dinosaur egg, and his mind was full of thoughts that he had been tricked by Fang Yuan.
But knowing that he was deceived, Onishi Yuki, who was familiar with the Three Kingdoms, couldn't find any reason to refute it, because in the book, many people were jealous of Zhou Yu, who was a young man, and Zhou Yu's disgusting person who opened his mouth and closed his mouth, Xiahou Yuan called him so, and there was nothing wrong with him.
Onishi Yuki picked up the goblet, and had the urge to cry with his head in his arms, he knew that he had lost, but he was very aggrieved to lose, especially helpless, and he was very unconvinced.
Fang Yuan lay down on the chair and looked at Yuki Onishi with an expressionless face.
Some store managers and salesmen stared at Onishi Youki, regardless of whether it was unpleasant to look at Onishi Youki, or they were filming Zhao Gaojie, Sun Yanming and Fang Yuan's sycophants, and the neat and uniform action was to grab the ashtrays, liquor bottles, dinner plates and the like on the table.
It is obvious that Yuki Onishi dares to blow up the thorn, so he will play the role of a doctor and treat him for the problem of disobedience.
What else can you do if you are intimidated by so many people?
Onishi Yuki reluctantly drank the whole glass of wine, but immediately choked and coughed uncomfortably, and in an instant the old face became stiff, his forehead was covered with fine sweat, and his calves and stomach began to turn tendons, and he felt like the world was spinning and bowing his head and vomiting.
Fang Yuan didn't care about the big nishi Yuki who was lying on his knees and vomiting, and looked coldly at the last translator Wang Qingfeng who was still standing: "It's your turn, how do you say to play?"
"How to play?" Wang Qingfeng's body trembled and he couldn't help but step back, while turning his head left and right to look at his companion.
The well on the left stood there as if he was crazy, smirking at himself, and on the right, Onishi Yuki knelt on the ground and was lying on his body, obviously very uncomfortable in his stomach, his face was dull and exaggerated, his eyes became bloodshot and red, and he vomited very hard.
Fang Yuan's problem was unpopular, his two bosses were tortured into this ghostly look, Wang Qingfeng thought that he was also in vain, and he couldn't get rid of the fate of losing and drinking.
Wang Qingfeng weighed it for a while, and felt that it was better to admit defeat happily, so that he would save his brains to answer the question.
......
After the commotion operation, the three of Onishi Yuki, who were all drunk and stupid, were already drunk and couldn't find the north, and they drank too much and went crazy.
The three boys were very bad at drinking, and after drinking too much, they didn't fall asleep, but began to perform some supernatural phenomena.
They giggled at everyone for a while, cried loudly, took off their shoes and wrenched their legs to gnaw their feet, and pushed off their chairs and started performing Japanese dances......
All the people of Zhenghong Group lay in the chair leisurely, looking at these strange appearances, and laughing.
It didn't take long for Dong Zhengzhi and Ma Zhiming, who went to the grand banquet hall on the top floor to toast, back.
They looked at the messy small banquet hall and were directly stunned in place, especially when they found out that the strange behavior of the three of Onishi Yuki was even more puzzled.
Dong Zhengzhi was depressed for a long time, and finally waved at Sun Yanming: "Old Sun, come here." ”
When Sun Yanming arrived beside him, Dong Zhengzhi pointed to Youki Onishi, who was lying on the ground: "What is this kid looking for on the ground?"
"It's not looking for anything. "Sun Yanming is happy," he said that he was a goat, lying on the ground and grazing, and he couldn't pull it up. ”
"Eat grass, is your brain sick?" Dong Zhengzhi smiled bitterly, and pointed to the wellside land with a blurred eyes, leaving a smirk, this kid took off his suit and white shirt, and his bare shoulders were shiny?
"No, he said that he was a monster that invaded the earth, and he was thinking about how to rule the world in the future. ”
Dominate the world?you, I think it's crazy, Dong Zhengzhi was really speechless, he was so angry that he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood, and when he looked at Wang Qingfeng, he suddenly smiled, "I know this, it's dancing, right?"
The Wang translator said that if he can't be at home with his wife, he has to mention ** Yingzhongji, and show his most enchanting dance for all the Chinese lords present. Speaking of this, Sun Yanming suddenly stopped and lowered his voice and said, "Be careful, don't let him disgust you." ”
"Disgusting me?"
Dong Zhengzhi was depressed, and suddenly Wang Qingfeng came up.
He put his right hand on Dong Zhengzhi's shoulder, his left hand held an orchid finger to his mouth, and his charming little eyes flashed 800 volts of high-voltage electricity at Dong Zhengzhi, and asked softly: "Am I beautiful?"
"Get out. Dong Zhengzhi was really disgusted, his voice trembled and waved his hand to greet everyone in the small banquet hall, "Hit him." ”
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