Plan the underworld
Heavenly Court, Heavenly Court, Heavenly Court, I'm afraid I have to be a tool man, Jedi Tiantong, I have become the only variable, whether this variable is good or bad, then it is not something I can calculate, I can get countless benefits, how many spiritual fruits are sold for a mobile phone? Am I one of them? Oh roar! However, be careful, I'm afraid that I can't accidentally let those old monsters who have lived for endless years play to death, but my biggest reliance is that I am a useful tool!
Ye Yu has already carefully experienced the ability in his body that should be assigned to the ability system, and now it is true that Ye Yu still can't be sure, whether this is a bureau of Heavenly Court, Ye Yu can't imagine the years, if Heavenly Court wants to get out of the so-called Jedi Tiantong, he doesn't believe that so many immortals can't think of any ideas. What's more, Heavenly Court now seems to have indeed lost the right to manage the Three Realms, which can be seen from the loss of control of the underworld in their mouths. Jedi Tiantong, the real reading method in the eyes of Night Rain, should be, Jedi, Earth and Tiantong. That is, the meaning of cutting off the connection between heaven and earth.
Yeyu is still very interested in ancient mythology, and has listened to all kinds of interesting statements, and read a few ancient books, although there is no too deep research, but, in general, Emperor Zhuan Didi Tiantong should have constrained Heaven's control of the human world after making some friend transactions with Heavenly Court. That's probably what it means. After that, the control of the Heavenly Court of the Three Realms gradually weakened, and after the underworld gradually lost the control of the Heavenly Court, it was invaded by Buddhism, and the King of the Earth made a great wish, and the hell was not empty and swore not to be a Buddha.
Combined with the fact that Taoism is almost not well known to everyone now, and the elders of the elderly are mostly worshipping the Buddha, it can also be seen that the influence of classical Chinese theology and Taoism in the world is gradually declining.
Maybe if the night rain goes directly to hell now, it may not be able to go directly to the gate of the underworld, and maybe it will be directly delivered to the hands of the Jizo King Bodhisattva...... This is only one of the possibilities, and it would be fun to say that hell is now full of evil spirits, and that it would be fun if the underworld was all surrounded......
Night Rain thought carefully about what she could do to prepare, but after thinking about it, it was useless to think about anything, it was one thing to say that he couldn't get any thermal weapons, and no one knew if thermal weapons had any effect on ghosts...... But he wanted to do something, and Yue Lao's wish was a dead end that could not be avoided, and he tragically found that his current vow summoning quota was occupied by Yue Lao...... This also made him feel more and more that this was the situation set by Heavenly Court......
But...... It's a bureau, it's a bureau, I can really pick a pick, this is a chance for my salty salted fish to turn over, if I don't have such a chance, I'm afraid I'm going to be like these three wasted people, paralyzed on the bed and calculating how to let the other three people go out to buy food no matter who they are, hum! The master is different now, the master is now full of hard bones like heaven, ancients, and hell! But ...... I'm really a little hungry, but I haven't eaten for more than three days, how can I let these three wastes go out and bring me a meal......
Night Rain lies in bed thinking about these life-related questions. Shall I bring some garlic with me? No, no, garlic is for zombies. Holy water?It seems that it is also used against the body, is there anything that can directly attack the soul?You can't go to hell with the audio of the bunker boy's speech, isn't that too inhumane......
"Hey, where have you been tonight? We've been working hard in the past three days, isn't it today's dinner, I want a fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl, thank you......" Song may indeed be hungry, forgetting the hidden rule in the dormitory that whoever speaks first will lose. But it is true that the situation today is different from usual.
"Hey, yes, where have you been, we've really contributed a lot in the past three days, I want a knife cut noodles thank you." Gao Youyan said that this wave can be had.
"Hey, yes, where have you been, are you going out to deal with the little girl who found the school to get pregnant out of wedlock, I'll just say that you don't even engage in the object every day, it turns out that you are a scum outside, this is too much, I want a hot and sour powder plus a meat bun without coriander Thank you. Hao Gan glanced up at the night rain, and the squeaky words gushed out as if he didn't need to think about it, and the action of chatting with the little girl in his hand was not affected in the slightest.
Night Rain: So ...... The essence of human beings is the repeater, right!! why do you default to me!Ahhh
"Okay, I didn't go anywhere, but I looked at the moon very gently that day, so I wanted to go to Mount Everest to have a good look at her......" Ye Yu continued to take out the words he was used to and used them, "I just thought about it halfway and I shouldn't have been able to climb up and came back...... "Ye Yu didn't resist, this is not to be afraid, this is the love for his sons!"
"I'm ...... Believe it......" Gao Youyan briefly expressed his position, although this matter sounds rather nonsense, but if it is put on Ye Yu's body, it is not impossible, the main thing is that Ye Yu is a person, just like back then, Comrade Ye Yu, who can say that you can be a good teacher, can indeed do this kind of nonsense......
Nightrain: Woc! Why do you believe it? I have figured out how to lie to you! Why do I believe it! You believe such a bullshit reason! Don't believe it, let me say it again! Hey! Bastard! Am I so trustworthy in your hearts!
"Don't ink, who cares where you went, you're not coming back, go buy food, grind and chirp." Song looked at the phone and looked up at Ye Yu again, "I have to go out on a date with Xiaomei at night, don't waste my time, my time is very precious." ”
Ye Yu smiled indifferently, silently climbed off the very reluctant bed, and looked at Song with malice, "Hey, poor someone is going to be green again~" After saying that, Ye Yu turned around and prepared to go out. And deliberately in shape.
"Hey, what are you talking about, the previous ones were all accidents, Xiaomei is a very clean and self-conscious girl, and the previous ones are different!" Song Someone glanced at Yeyu and said very confidently.
"Oh, yes, so guess what she's doing now?" Ye Yu looked at poor Song with confidence.
"Naturally, you're in the dormitory and you're going on a date with me!" said Song Someone, very confidently.
"Then do we want to gamble!" Night Rain looked at the poor brother with shameless energy.
"Bet on it, bet on what?" Song looked at Yeyu with a confident look, and he was also panicked, those girlfriends before were all capable of literature and martial arts, and he Song was inexplicably green hats one after another, and this matter was about to become metaphysics. It's a pure ascetic girl who is not easy to flirt with certified by Haogan, and she can become a green hat messenger in his hands......
"Hey, what else can I bet on, just bet on dinner tonight, I want a sushi platter." Yeyu looked at Song with bad intentions and smiled.
"Hey, don't make trouble, if you know anything, just tell Lao Song directly, Lao Song is not easy, you know all these years, don't blackmail him about it. "The boss Gao Youyan is still the only righteous person in this dormitory, and he can't help but speak out to resist Yeyu's immoral behavior.
"Hey, it's okay, I'll tell him another good news later. Night Rain waved his hand.
"Okay! bet!" Song gritted his teeth and agreed viciously, the sushi platter is still very expensive, enough to go out to watch a movie, have a meal and exercise......
"Then take it. As soon as Ye Yu stretched out his hand, Song someone's face was inexplicable.
"What's that?"
"Cellphone, nonsense, otherwise what else can it be?" Ye Yu rolled his eyes, then snatched Song's mobile phone, typed a few lines, and then showed a sinister smile, "No, take a look for yourself." Yeyu waited for three minutes and then handed the phone back to Song.
I saw in the dialog box:
"Divide it. ”
"What's wrong, baby, you can't be the wrong person, are you?"
"Don't pretend, room 331, 3601 in the city, it's a strange flower. ”
"What are you talking about, why don't I understand?"
"Alright, don't be a fool, it's disgusting. ”
"Cut, if you find it, you will find it, bye-bye, the old lady will not serve. ”
Seeing this, Song was already full of frustration, and threw his mobile phone on the bed, "I am willing to lose the bet, I will go buy you food now." As he spoke, he was about to leave.
"Okay, don't look like you're going to die or live, my brother has a good one for you. Ye Yu looked at Song with a mocking expression.