Chapter 243: A Hanging of Pork

He Changzai and Si Xia walked out of the greenhouse in the agricultural industrial park, after getting a little bit of all kinds of vegetables.

Si Xia said: "Didn't it just rain a few days ago, and there are many bamboo shoots growing in the bamboo forest, I want to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots!"

He Chang thought for a moment and asked, "Should we go to the mountains to dig bamboo shoots first, or go buy pork first!"

Si Xia's eyes wandered, he pursed his lips, and said:

"He Chang is here, what kind of pork are you going to buy, don't you have a wild boar, kill it and eat meat!"

He Changzai reached out and touched Si Xia's head, and said with a smile:

"You girl can really speak, just because you want to eat meat, kill my pig...... Do you know that riding this wild boar on the road has a higher return rate than the Lamborghini poison I prescribed!"

Si Xia nuns his mouth and said, "If you don't kill, you won't kill, what excuse do you find...... Forget it, isn't Li Dazhuang, who sells pork in the village, missing, let's go to the county seat to buy pork!"

He Changzai proposed: "Do you want to have a pig earthquake, I will take you to sit on a pig and experience the joy of riding a pig!"

"Shock your sister!"

Si Xia glanced at He Changzai, and reached out to his waist and pinched it hard.

He Changzai smiled and hurriedly spoke: "Forget it...... Stop riding pigs, let's relax today and ride our bikes to buy pork!"

"That's pretty much it!"

Si Xia usually likes to watch some youth idol dramas whenever he has free time, and he thinks that riding a bicycle is quite romantic, so he looks up and smiles.

After He Chang and Si Xia put the vegetables they got from the greenhouse into the farmhouse, they went to the old house, rode the Phoenix brand bicycle, and went out with an old-fashioned record player.

On the way, He Chang asked Si Xia in the back of the car: "Girl, do you know what three turns and one ring are?"

"I don't know!"

Si Xia shook his head, answered, fiddled with the old-fashioned record player in his hand, and played a song about Chen Xiaoyun's lover and walked with others.

He Changzai explained: "Three turns and one ring refers to radios, bicycles, sewing machines and watches...... I remember that at that time, I stole my mother's watch and took it to school to wear, but when I got home, she taught me a hard lesson with a broom!"

When Si Xia heard this, he couldn't help but sneer, "I can't see it, why have you done this!"

He Changzai took out a cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth, and said in a deep voice: "Who doesn't have a few memories, who doesn't have a period of youth!"

At this moment, a Buick drove by He Chang.

In the car, a little baby fat, Qi bangs beauty inadvertently, saw him, with an excited expression, and hurriedly patted the bald and round-faced man next to him, and said eagerly:

"Husband, stop the car, I see that handsome guy again!"

The bald man with a round face was concentrating on driving, and suddenly stepped on the brakes, almost breaking down the car all at once.

The beauty hurriedly pushed the door and got out of the car, stopped He Changzai, and said enthusiastically: "Handsome guy, I took a video of you last time, and it went straight from 5,000 fans to 100,000 fans, can I shoot another video of you?"

He Changzai smiled indifferently, "What a coincidence, I ran into you again...... Yes, it's okay to shoot a video!"

"Wait a minute, I'll put on makeup, Si Xia took out a small mirror from his pocket and put it on with lipstick!"

In the car, the bald and round-faced man looked at He Chang on this Phoenix brand bicycle, plus an old-fashioned record player.

can pick up the seat of the car, and the sister who is obviously a grade more beautiful than his wife.

At that time, I was dumbfounded, thinking that this era has changed.

After Si Xia put on makeup, he switched to Zhou Huimin's favorite song and asked the beauty to shoot a video.

When He Chang was a little nostalgic for the past, he made a straw rope with the dogtail grass on the side of the road, put it in his pocket, waved his hand at the beauty slightly, said hello, and rode away with Si Xia.

After the beauty watched the video release, the fans who rose rubbed it, grabbed her breasts with her hands excitedly, and couldn't help herself.

It didn't take long for He Chang to ride his bicycle to the county pork market.

At the pork stall, the pork seller was a man with big shoulders and a round waist and a stubbled beard.

At that time, he saw Si Xiahou, who had a wonderful figure, fresh short hair, red lips, and a beautiful face, and his eyes were straight.

He Changzai took out a soft girl coin from his pocket, put it on the table, and said to the stunned man:

"A bunch of pork for a hundred yuan, as long as it is lean meat, you don't need to cut it!"

The man looked at He Changzai, who was dressed in shabby clothes, and a trace of contempt flashed in his eyes.

At the same time, he was a little jealous, why could he grow such a good-looking dough and soak such a beautiful sister.

After a moment's pause, the man put the money in his greasy pocket in front of his belly.

Holding a boning knife, he shaved five or six catties of lean meat from the pork leg with a quick movement, weighed it, cut it away, and threw it on the table in front of He Chang.

Some reluctantly glanced Si Xia up and down, the sperm worm went to his brain, and said:

"Girl, what do you mean by him, follow Brother Zheng and me, make sure you have meat to eat every day!"

Si Xia was still a little afraid of the person with a fierce face in front of him, and hid behind He Chang.

He Chang saw the man teasing his sister in public, and thought to himself, isn't this giving himself eye medicine.

staring at the man, he said coldly: "If you have the ability, you can say another word of trash and give it a try!"

The man stretched out his hand and slapped it on the board, the shaking board trembled, looked at He Changzai, and sneered.

"Even with your small body like a bamboo pole, you dare to shout at me, and I don't know who gave you the courage...... I'm going to hook up with your girlfriend in front of you, what can you do!"

When the people around saw that the pork stall was arguing here, they couldn't help but gather around and discuss it.

"This kid, who doesn't dare to provoke him, he just went to provoke Zheng Da, last time a young man, said that he gave two taels of meat less, and one leg was broken on the spot!"

"This kid is going to be unlucky this time!"

"Eh, who do I think, isn't this the usual presence in our village!"

"Dressed so dirty, poor jingle, and looking for such a beautiful girlfriend, isn't it unpleasant to find yourself?"

......

Zheng Da glanced at Si Xia, as if he wanted to prove that he was the man who could give her a sense of security.

deliberately straightened his broad and strong chest, reached out and grabbed He Changzai's collar, and slapped him in the face.

The people around looked at it one by one, why they were often sweating, and of course there were a few people who watched the excitement and gloated.

Who knows, just between the lightning and flint, He Changzai grabbed Zheng Da's wrist, and reached out to press his head on the board, and said coldly:

"Call grandpa, or I'll chop up your pig's head!"

For a while, after the people around saw this scene, they all had dumbfounded expressions on their faces, and they were directly stunned.

Zheng Da felt a strong force coming, as if he was going to crush his head, he was afraid in his heart, and his lips trembled:

"Grandpa, let me go, I don't dare anymore!"

"This time is a warning, if there is a next time, I will blow up your pig's head!"

He Changzai let go of Zheng Da's head and kicked him out along with the table.

After that, he took out the straw rope from his pocket, tied the hanging pork, hung it on the handlebars, hummed a little song in his mouth, and rode away with Si Xia.

Zheng Da looked at He Changzai's back, and a hint of resentment flashed in his eyes, and he beckoned to the person who recognized He Changzai just now.

I asked about him and thought that I must get back today's field.