Chapter 126: I Really Ate This Time
Wang Yu chatted with Huo Ling'er and Jin Yingying in the Fire Bird Palace for a while.
He also told Huo Ling'er about the conversation between Qi Xiuqi and his mother that he heard at the gate of the Marshal's Mansion.
Huo Ling'er and Jin Yingying's faces were full of disbelief.
Qi Hengsan can be said to have watched Huo Ling'er grow up, and he stood firmly on Huo Tianyuan's side when Huo Tianyuan seized the throne of the Fire Sparrow.
Everyone thinks that Qi Heng San will always support Huo Tianyuan, and Huo Tianyuan also refers to Qi Heng San as a brother.
Huo Ling'er also told Wang Yu that Huo Tianyuan suspected that she was Princess Changle, after all, Princess Changle was the only royal family in the Yan Clan's Fire Bird Dynasty.
Wang Yu is very unhappy, Princess Changle is already her own woman.
How can you doubt your own woman?
Wang Yu already had an idea in his heart, planning to find out Qi Hengsan and find evidence that he was plotting a rebellion.
Wang Yu, who already had a plan for the next step, returned to the house that Du Xin bought.
Wang Yu, who hadn't entered yet, heard the voices of Gouzi and Xi Jiejing at the door.
"Wang! you've wasted five bubbles of!"
"! it still doesn't taste right!"
"Wang! pull me again, my anus will crack!"
"No, dog, you have another, we don't have much stinky tofu, try the last pot." ”
"Wang! I don't want to! I'd rather lick Wang Yu's feet and let him make stinky tofu for me, I don't want to!"
"Please, please!"
"Wang, don't, Wang!"
"Dog!"
"Wang!"
Wang Yu listened to the noise inside, a little flustered.
What are they doing?
Making stinky tofu?
Who else in this world can make stinky tofu but me?
But why let a dog poop?
An incredible picture suddenly appeared in Wang Yu's heart.
Thinking of this, Wang Yu opened the door and went in.
The two looked at the door, and the moment they saw Wang Yu, they cried.
"Wang Yu, I eat stinky tofu, Wang!"
"Dean, please give me stinky tofu to eat!"
Gouzi and Xi Jiejing hurriedly rushed towards Wang Yu.
Wang Yu looked at their appearance and thought to himself.
Sure enough, it was exactly as expected.
They use dog poop as a seasoning to make stinky tofu.
Looking at the black shit at the corner of Xi Jiejing's mouth, Wang Yu felt sick to his stomach.
"Get out!"
kicked Xi Jiejing ten meters away, Wang Yu was really afraid that he would pounce on him and get the shit on his body.
Wang Yu, the dog on the other side, didn't dare to touch it.
The dog was a little hairy, and his dog shit was also black, Wang Yu wasn't sure if he had dog poop on him, so he had to dodge.
When the dog saw that he didn't hit, he immediately turned around and pounced again.
Xi Jiejing, who was kicked by Wang Yu, also pounced towards Wang Yu from the other side.
For the sake of stinky tofu, the two decided to hug Wang Yu together and begged Wang Yu to give them stinky tofu.
Wang Yu, who was caught in the middle, was very helpless, he never thought that these two would like stinky tofu so much.
"If you get close, I won't give you stinky tofu!" Wang Yu hurriedly threatened them with words.
Gouzi and Xi Jiejing originally threw themselves into the air, but when they heard Wang Yu's threat, they hurriedly forced the brakes, and their bodies fell to the ground from mid-air, and they fell into a dog eating.
"We won't get close to you, give us stinky tofu!" Xi Jiejing hurriedly said.
"Wang Yu, stinky tofu!" the dog also chimed in on the other side.
Wang Yu looked at the place where Xi Jiejing and the dog were making stinky tofu, and he was stunned.
He saw that there were black things everywhere in an oil pot, and quickly took out a clip from under his crotch and clamped his nose.
Damn it!
I thought the shit stinks.
I didn't expect this boiled shit to be even more stinky.
Wang Yu was sick to his stomach for a while, and he almost vomited everything he ate a month ago.
There is a wet mark on the side of the pan, which should be where the dog pooped.
There was also a bowl on the floor with a lot of black and slimy "stinky tofu" in it.
There were also a few pieces of moldy tofu on the table.
"Who taught you how to make stinky tofu?"
Wang Yu really couldn't help but wonder who this person who taught them to make stinky tofu was.
"You. ”
Gouzi and Xi Jiejing said in unison.
Wang Yu was stunned for a moment.
I?
I taught them how to make stinky tofu?
What a joke!
When did I teach you how to cook stinky tofu with shit!
"When did you see me cooking stinky tofu with dog shit?" Wang Yu asked angrily, he didn't carry this pot.
"The dog said that you can cook stinky tofu with his dog feces to make it that smells so bad, tastes so good, and the skin looks black. ”
Xi Jiejing hurriedly said.
"That's right! Wang Yu, when did you hide the of this divine beast! Hurry up and exchange a hundred bowls of stinky tofu for it! Wang!"
The dog also looked at Wang Yu and barked.
Wang Yu shook his head helplessly.
"Stinky tofu is made from moldy tofu, but it needs to be made specially! In particular, I've never cooked stinky tofu with shit!"
Wang Yu said angrily.
"Besides, that's! You all eat, you were all dogs in your last life, you can't change eating in this life!"
Listening to what Wang Yu said, Xi Jiejing's face showed a bitter color.
He couldn't help but throw up.
Originally, he always thought that the delicious taste of stinky tofu was cooked with dog shit, and he didn't have any pressure to eat dog shit.
When he knew that he wasn't doing it, Xi Jiejing despaired.
What the hell did I do!
I actually ate!
it!
The more he thought about Xi Jiejing, the more angry he became, and he roared at the dog: "Dog, I have R your eighteenth generation ancestor! You actually let me eat your!"
"Wang! Lao Tzu has no ancestors, Lao Tzu is the first generation of divine beasts Black Xuan Qilin!" Gouzi retorted, "And you just begged me to for you to eat! I pulled five times, and now the chrysanthemum still hurts!"
As he spoke, the dog lay on the ground, covering the chrysanthemum under his tail with his two hind legs, and wailed there.
"Damn, I'm fighting you, dog!"
After Xi Jiejing vomited, he directly used his spiritual power and pounced towards the dog.
However, the next second it was heard.
"Ahh
Spiritual power is of no use to dogs.
The dog bit Xi Jiejing's forearm directly, and his forearm bleed instantly.
"Let go of me!" Xi Jiejing shouted, slapping the dog's head with his other hand.
"Don't let it go!" the dog bit harder.
Wang Yu can't stand it anymore, these two strange things will only make trouble.
"Alright, stop!" Wang Yu said with a frown.
"Okay, brother, Wang!" The dog immediately let go of his mouth, squatted on the ground and wagged his tail at Wang Yu, it was completely a dog, Wang Yu couldn't see where he looked like a unicorn at all.
Xi Jiejing clutched his bloodied forearm, and two lines of tears fell from his eyes.
"I'm the best name of Xi Jiejing! I'm ruined in this dog's! I'm not alive!" Xi Jiejing wailed.
"Wang! You are the dog! Lao Tzu is the divine beast Black Xuan Qilin!" the dog retorted again.
Seeing that the two seemed to be fighting again, Wang Yu could only use stinky tofu to suppress them.
"Do you want to eat stinky tofu anymore?" Wang Yu said coldly.
"Yes!"
"I really want to!
One person and one dog hurriedly nodded madly towards Wang Yu.
Xi Jiejing forgot about the pain in his forearm at this time.
"Since you want to eat, then you can clean up the place you made, and then go take a shower, if there is still a little smell on your body, don't think about eating anything!"
As he spoke, Wang Yu took out the stove from under his crotch, as well as the oil pot, and the materials for stinky tofu.
Fortunately, this yard is big enough, Wang Yu changed his position, and after setting up his things, he began to make stinky tofu.
I have to say that this chef sub-profession has improved Wang Yu's control over all the details such as heat and seasoning.
In the process of Wang Yu making stinky tofu, Gouzi and Xi Jiejing were also restless when they were taking a bath.
"Dog, Nima, don't bite indiscriminately! If you bite wrong, you will cut off your offspring!"
"Phew! I'm not uncommon to bite! Quickly wipe the body of this divine beast!
"I don't want it, you go away!"
"Wang! If you don't wipe me, I'll bite you to death!"
Listening to their noise, Wang Yu shook his head helplessly, and at the same time asked the five girls in his body.
"Do you want to eat stinky tofu?"
Wang Yu had also made stinky tofu twice before, once before putting out Fire Ling'er and Jin Yingying, and once for Du Xin.
The five girls could also feel the smell through Wang Yu's sense of smell, but none of them sang the smell of stinky tofu in person.
Although Du Xin showed a very delicious appearance, their hearts were still very resistant.
It wasn't until just now that Gouzi and Xi Jiejing were so crazy about being able to eat stinky tofu that they were moved.
"This stinky tofu smells so bad...... Is it really that good?" Kyle asked, she had never eaten such stinky food.
"It stinks, but from the way my brother eats it, it seems to taste really good. Rui Wen said.
"Grandma once said that girls will gain weight if they eat too much......"
Don't think about it, this mantra is out of Irelia's nobody.
"Well, I'll try it, I've drunk all the blood of the enemy, and what else dare I not eat!" said Katarina, but how could she feel like she was forcibly plucking herself up when she said this?
"Uh-huh~ I want my brother to feed me with his mouth to my mouth~"
Well, it's Morgana, she's still so sassy.
"Okay, okay, I've made your portions, if you don't eat, the two of them will finish it. Wang Yu listened to the five women chattering in his body, and there were Xi Jiejing and the dog arguing in the room, Wang Yu's heart began to be troubled, it was too noisy.
Wang Yu summoned all five women.
When they came out, they all covered their noses and hid far away.
I'm afraid that any bit of stinky tofu will splash on their bodies.
Sure enough, a woman is a woman.
Even a Valkyrie warrior and magician who kills people on the battlefield without blinking an eye still can't change a woman's habits.
Wang Yu shook his head helplessly, although these five heroines were his own guards, Wang Yu really treated them as relatives, after all, they were all in his body.
"Stinky tofu is ready!"
Wang Yu's voice sounded in the courtyard.
PS: OK, this chapter is a big chapter of more than 3,000, I left my job yesterday, I moved today, I owe 4,000 words yesterday, I owe 3,000 words today, even if I owe you three chapters, okay, I will pay it back another day.