Chapter 210: It's Too Edible (For Fan Kangle)
"When you get home, do you want to eat dinner?" Liu Le was depressed for a while, feeling that Yizun was in trouble after coming out of his body.
As soon as he heard about eating, Yizun's spirit was shocked, and he immediately jumped off the bed.
"Eat, of course I have to eat, I haven't eaten food in hundreds of thousands of years, I really want to eat it!"
I saw that Yizun's saliva was dripping down, and he swallowed it suckingly.
"Can you not be so?" Liu Le regarded the appearance of the doctor as obscene.
is like a woman who has been widowed for more than ten years and suddenly sees her sweetheart, her eyes are full of hunger and thirst.
"What hunger? I'm hungry. ”
Yizun rolled his eyes, and then said seriously: "Although the aura in this place is extremely thin, there is no immortal qi at all, and it is very unsuitable for cultivation. However, the food is quite plentiful and tastes good. ”
"Hurry up and take me to eat!"
"That's it. Liu Le is very proud.
Because the people of the earth are still very particular about eating, there are hundreds of thousands of kinds of food alone.
It's impossible to eat it all over once in your life.
Liu Le took Yizun downstairs and saw Bai Yuze beckoning his parents to dinner.
"Who is this?" asked Liu Bikang, looking at the doctor.
Liu Le introduced to everyone: "Her name is Chen Xiaojing, and she is the sister of one of my classmates. ”
Yizun glanced at Liu Le, very annoyed by Liu Le's address to her, but he didn't immediately refute it.
"Sit, please. Liu Bikang greeted warmly.
Yizun was not polite, sat down, looked at the plates and bowls on the dining table, sniffed it vigorously, and said with shining eyes: "Unexpectedly, the food here is still quite exquisite." ”
Liu Bikang said with a smile: "It's all made by Xiaobai, and it's all Xiaobai's credit." ”
Next to him, Bai Yuze handed the chopsticks to Liu Le with both hands: "Teacher, you taste it." ”
Liu Le hadn't eaten yet, so he heard the doctor say again: "The portion is a little small, and it's not enough for me to eat alone." ”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and the table suddenly became extremely quiet.
Huaxia is a country that pays attention to table culture and etiquette.
I haven't eaten yet, so how can I say that I don't have enough to eat?
People who go to other people's homes and say this as soon as they sit down at the table are not stupid, they have their brains in water.
"Miss Li is really joking, we may not be able to eat all the dishes. ”
Liu Bikang was the first to break the silence and smiled happily.
"It's really not enough for me to eat alone. Yizun said with a serious face, and glared at Liu Bikang dissatisfied.
dared to question her words, if she was in her heyday, she would have slapped Liu Bikang into ashes.
When Liu Bikang came into contact with Yizun's cold gaze, his heart couldn't help but feel cold, and he hurriedly shut up.
He found that this woman was a little abnormal, and there was a murderous feeling.
Everyone no longer answered, but looked at Liu Le together.
The meaning in his eyes is clearly asking, your classmate's sister, can't she be a fool!
Since she is your classmate's sister, how could she come to our house!
Why didn't your classmate come and pick her up?
The first time I was a guest here, I said that people's food was not enough, which was too rude.
After Liu Bikang came back to his senses, he was angry all of a sudden, this is his home!
How could this girl show her face? He immediately said angrily: "Miss Li, don't brag?
Yizun snorted coldly: "Then you don't want to eat, look at me, I'll eat for us." ”
Just when everyone put down their chopsticks and looked at Yizun, they saw Yizun open his mouth and suck gently.
The six pots of vegetables and six bowls of rice on the entire table, plus a large bowl of soup, suddenly flew up.
And it's the kind of fly that flies behind the plate and bowl, and everything that flies up is edible.
The food gathered in the air and eventually flew into the doctor's mouth.
Not a single leaf is left.
Not a drop of soup leaked.
This scene is too fantastical, too sci-fi, too incredible, and too unbelievable.
Not to mention that Liu Bikang, Liu Ruping and Bai Yuze were stunned, even Liu Le was taken aback.
The speed and way of eating is too awesome, or too terrifying.
The most shocking and terrifying thing is that the food is very clean.
Not a drop of soup was left in the plates and bowls, and they were as white as if they had been carefully washed.
The rice bowl was also clean, and there was not a single grain of rice left, as if it had been licked.
Not only that, but Yizun also ate up the rice in the rice cooker.
The rice cooker is usually difficult to wash, but at this time it was also eaten cleanly, there was not half a grain of rice left, not even the pot was left, and there was no need to wash it at all.
Just when everyone's eyes widened in shock and their mouths opened, Yizun smacked his lips and said, "It's really not enough to eat, I haven't eaten enough, hey, is there anything else?"
This suddenly reminded her of the snacks in the Wenshan tourist area.
The whole street is full of snacks, all kinds of snacks, snacks with all kinds of colors and flavors.
It's a pity that she hadn't thought of such a way to eat at that time.
Otherwise, just eat a few bites over there and you'll be full.
Liu Le was the first to come back to his senses: "Can't you eat one bite at a time? ”
Yizun smiled: "What doesn't exist, even if you eat a mountain of food, it won't choke me." ”
"It's going to scare people to death. Bai Yuze followed.
Yizun snorted coldly, ignoring Bai Yuze, who was as timid as a mouse, she turned her head and glanced at Liu Bikang; "What did you just say? Did I brag?"
Liu Bikang also came back to his senses, he jumped up suddenly, pulled Liu Ruping and ran out.
He also shouted in horror: "Youkai, she is a youkai." ”
Monster!
These two words immediately frightened Bai Yuze's whole body, and he ran outside long before Liu Bikang.
Liu Ruping was not so afraid, shook off Liu Bikang's hand, and continued to sit at the dining table, looking at Yizun.
Liu Bikang had no choice but to shout: "Wife, son, run." ”
Bai Yuze was also shouting: "Teacher, come out quickly, teacher, it's too dangerous there...... Come out ......."
Liu Le and Liu Ruping turned a deaf ear, just stared at Yizun together.
"What do you think I'm doing?" asked the doctor with a grin, blinking his beautiful eyes.
"Are you a monster?" asked Liu Ruping first.
"What kind of monster, what kind of monster do I look like?" the doctor snorted coldly.
Liu Le comforted: "Mom, don't be afraid, she's not a monster." ”
"Then how could she, how could she, eat up the entire table of food at once?" asked Liu Ruping.
"Because she'...... Awakened the ability to eat, just like it was said on the news, so she can eat so specially. ”
Liu Le once saw the ability warrior in the news, so he was excited and pulled it up.
"Yes, I'm very good at eating, my nickname is Foodie. Yizun said with a smile, when he said the word foodie, he was full of pride and pride, as if this was her greatest glory.
"Foodie?" Liu Ruping suddenly felt a little sorry for the doctor, she was sure that this was definitely a fool.
"Yes, I'm a foodie. "The doctor smiled brightly.
Look, I scolded myself and scolded me happily, how stupid is this!
"Liu Le, aren't you a doctor? You'd better help her check and let her be treated as soon as possible. Liu Ruping said.
"Don't worry, if there's any problem, I'll treat it myself. "In Yizun's heart, Liu Le's medical skills are all taught by her, if there is any problem, she can cure it herself, and she can't use Liu Le at all.
At this time, after Liu Bikang and Bai Yuze were sure that there was no danger, they came back together.
They pulled their chairs apart and sat down at a distance from the doctor.
Looking at the six plates on the table that could be looked in the mirror, they all felt hungry.
At this moment, a scene that shocked them even more happened, only to see that Yizun suddenly reached out and hugged Liu Le's neck, kissed Liu Le's face, and said with a coquettish smile: "Husband, people are not full, and people still want to eat." ”
Husband?
Liu Ruping immediately screamed: "Liu Le, you, didn't you say she was ......"
Liu Le couldn't have imagined that Yizun would come to this trick, it was really impossible to prevent it!
He hurriedly pushed the doctor away: "Don't talk nonsense, this is my father and my mother, and my family ......"
Yizun smiled slightly: "How can I talk nonsense, I know, that's why I have to make it clear." ”
"I'm not your husband. "Liu Lexin has love, that is Deng Ruxue and Tian Qingqing.
Sooner or later, one day, he will eat Deng Ruxue and then take Tian Qingqing away.
"You're my husband. Yizun said seriously.
"It's not. Liu Le denied it.
"Yes. Yizun suddenly raised his voice, directly penetrating Liu Le's soul and directly shocking Liu Le.
At the same time, he also winked at Liu Le, and directly used the soul dementorship on Liu Le.
I saw Liu Le immediately change his words: "Yes, I am your husband, you are my wife, I'm sorry, I was wrong just now." ”
Then, Liu Le suddenly hugged Yizun and kissed Yizun's sexy mouth.
"I know you love me, but can you restrain yourself?"
Liu Bikang and Liu Ruping were shocked, when did their son's skin become so thick?
Is this going to show affection to their old couple?
Bai Yuze was full of envy: "It's still a teacher who knows how to be romantic." ”
Liu Ruping couldn't stand it at first, and slapped it: "Stinky boy, what are you doing?"
It was this slap that directly woke Liu Le up.
suddenly found that he was kissing Yizun, so frightened that he hurriedly broke free and retreated again and again.
Feeling the cold feeling at the corner of his mouth, he had an urge to cry.
Oh, my God.
He actually kissed a female corpse!
Why did you kiss it? Why did you feel involuntarily?
Suddenly, he thought of the Soul Deterrence Technique, his Soul Deterrent Technique came from the inheritance of the Medical Venerable, and naturally the Medical Venerable would also.
Liu Le suddenly became frightened, afraid that the Yizun Society would use even more terrifying spells on him.
In that case, wouldn't it be controlled by the doctor?
Just when Liu Le was shocked, scared and worried, Yizun looked at Liu Ruping and Liu Bikang, blushed, and continued: "Dad, Mom, you have also seen it, Liu Le loves me, and Liu Le is my husband. ”
"I married directly, I don't want a bride price or anything, it's cheap for your Liu family. ”
Liu Le's face turned black, and he couldn't wait to kick Yizun out of the clouds.
actually wants to marry directly, this is really relying on himself.
What was distressing and helpless was that not only did he not dare to refute, but he also had to be on guard against the medical venerable use of the soul deterrent technique again.
"This ......" Liu Bikang and Liu Ruping both felt that it was a good deal, but they were embarrassed to agree directly.
Everyone has an abacus in their hearts.
In their opinion, the cost of marrying a wife is increasing year by year, and their little savings are definitely not enough!
If Li Xiaojing marries directly, she can indeed save a lot of money.
It's that Li Xiaojing is too good to eat, and she ate the amount of food for six people at once.
But it doesn't matter, they just cook more next time.
Now, Liu Le has made money, and even has a villa, and he won't be able to take care of her.
Moreover, in their eyes, Li Xiaojing is also very beautiful.
He looks slender, has a sweet smile, and is tall, which is really one in a hundred.
Even they are particularly confused.
"That...... Miss Li, do your parents know?"
"Do they agree?" they asked together.