Life seems to be very comfortable, otherwise Leng Shuiyue's mobile phone rang, he picked up the text message, and his face slammed into preparation, you are in the pot and the civic fish are finally in the pot, so what are you waiting for?

You're really good in the pot, then go quickly, did he burn the fish? Where is it? Ye Jingbei and Chen Feng looked at each other silently and couldn't send a little money, what is a fish in the pot?

Can't you burn fish when you touch it?

Chen Feng and Ye Jingbei didn't believe that according to Lu Li's cooking level, there are green worms in the green vegetables, and there is iron wire in the fans, this sentence must have other meanings, or Leng Shuiyue decided to remind them that everyone has such a thing in their hearts!

You've been waiting for a long time, and when he happens, you can't tell the excitement, so what is Luli's most excited about?

Leng Shuiyue slapped her boyfriend with a palm, do you mean that classmate is not in South Africa?

Come back, come back, the reason why Yunbo lives in the love apartment is that he doesn't want his boyfriend to find him.

Although he proposed to Yu Li, he didn't move for so long, so why was he so excited to run out, he came back, so he ran back to see that she couldn't find him, and the six gods were anxious.

Friendship oral cancer, Leng Shuiyue nodded approvingly and said, This is called wanting to catch the old man, men are candles that are not lit or lit and do not give them a sense of crisis, they will not know what it means to cherish this pot.

This is the next door neighbor and immediately sent him a text message in the evening ye jingbei and leng shuiyue entered the house with their respective laundry baskets leng shuiyue strained you leng shuiyue saw him and asked what happened.

Ye Jingbei glanced at it and smiled again, and said that he was unhappy because I won 5 yuan against him, and you dare to win with almost double the money, you don t want to live, I guessed how many clothes Leng Shuiyue washed today, it is very simple.

I just noticed that he hadn't washed his clothes for a week, and he had worn the same piece of clothing in the last three days, this is the wisdom of the lawyer, Leng Shuiyue didn't guess it, my ability to deduce that you washed 7 socks in 5 days.

Because I only have temperament, but it's not to blame that you're stronger than girls, and I'm a genius among boys, okay, it seems that I need to test your IQ, okay, you get to know yourself again, let's play a game.

If you answer my intelligence question correctly, I will admit that you are not brain-dead, and after losing an extra 50 yuan to you 50 Ye Jingbei pretended to be disdainful, and said seriously in his heart Question 1 Why don't polar bears eat penguins.

Because the polar bear is answering correctly, the next question is 100.

Ye Jingbei can't wait for 100.

If Zeng Ye Jingbei climbs the tree to pick a melon, he can pick one melon for a minute, but he will accidentally drop two for every 10 picks, how many can he pick a day?

The correct answer is 0.

What I just said is that if the authenticity is now stealing a penny 55 and so on, I was not prepared to let me warm up just now, who would have thought that Zeng Ye Jingbei would not be able to climb a tree, and the chips for the next round and the next round are 200.

Are you sure you want to play, wait until you don't come back, and it's called Yu Li if you have a slight match for the story in the pot, why didn't you let you come on purpose?

I finally disappeared once, and he succeeded so quickly, how funny it is.

We Chinese call this kite flying, pull the line for a while, and land on the ground for a while, so that we can play the enemy on the applause.

I see, then I can interview and help me I recently prepare a new shoujo manga, the protagonist is no longer a cat, I want to collect some female characters' views on love as material, what is your mood now?

I was really happy to see him look like he had no master, but now I don't seem to feel it anymore, hasn't it only been a day?

What would you do if it were you and you found out that your girlfriend was missing?

Otherwise, what's the matter, what constellation do you leave behind this time? Oh, I'm missing for the first time, I didn't think about it that much, great, I know what to do next.

Thank you Gongshi Chuan Shan people opened the palace when Chuan secretly sighed Forget it, the girl's comics are too complicated, I'll continue to draw cats, Dapeng, how spiritual are you?

OK.

Who is going to live in you Hu Lengshuiyue, Ye Jingbei jumped up, what medicine did he take wrong?

Did you hurt his hair Ye Jingbei shook his head and told the process of their bet, how he lost and retreated again and again, and finally lost the right to use the room I want to listen to the request you want to hear it you can't even see that Zeng Ye Jingbei can't climb a tree.

It's too late to say anything now, I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now it's really light Before I find a new place, I can only sleep on the sofa in the living room temporarily.

Okay, don't take it too seriously, tell me what he wants your room for? As soon as Chen Feng finished speaking, he proudly commanded the workers and moved a washing machine into the house and came back from outside on the 4th.

Leng Shuiyue greeted Lu loudly as soon as she entered the door, and Mo Lumo walked out of the room lazily, I just heard the doorman Lao Zhao say that there is a man downstairs who is inquiring about our suite.

It may be that the work that came to you and Morton is equal to the effort, you can be happy now, what are you lying to you?

I was still thinking about whether to see him The doorbell rang, and I saw a strand of his hair rushing over, are you Miss Qin?

I am the little crocodile of Central Plains Real Estate, I see that your house is empty, I want to ask you if you sell it, the handsome guy at the door smiled enthusiastically and Li, I only felt that I was a basin of cold water.

I saw your new address when I went yesterday.

Our price, alas, how can such an address be written on the door?

I don't know, yesterday the government inspired me that it was best to leave some clues for you to check, yes, I said that it would be meaningless if he couldn't find me, so I bought a laser box and put it on the steps at the door to pay attention to the clues.

It was a magical little wooden box that required wisdom to unlock, and it took 24 very complicated steps for me to open it by putting the address inside.

Bumped into a green tea.

The box has been untied, and there is a fat man in the door, wearing a property suit, holding a property that lives with his nails, Miss Qin Yuli, right?

You still owe us three months' property management fee, did you also look for the address on the door?

No, I wrote the address on the door, I'm afraid I forgot, you actually opened my machine box, I opened it, and it will take at least ten hours for a normal person to open him without a manual.

You can't play, I only used three seconds, what?

In order to test the loyalty of his classmates, Luli Petrochemical decided to make it more difficult to tear up the new address on the door.

Then decomposed into 5 pieces and put them in one to collect them hobby is moral, intellectual, physical, aesthetic and labor, there has never been a password in the world that is so complicated and bizarre at 1:30 in the middle of the night Ye Jingbei slept in the living room.

He touched his teeth and said in his dreams Ai Fei Fei don't leave me, I am so dead in the Qing Dynasty, I am really unwilling, I am really unwilling Ye Jingbei, who turned over and stood up and had just finished recording the show, came back at this time, and saw a little white Ye Jingbei on the sofa

You're walking towards it, you're not sleepwalking, hey, there's a balcony, come back. After this night's thrilling accident, Zhang Mei thought that she might not be used to sleeping on the sofa.

If you don't fit in, you will sleepwalk everywhere and almost jump downstairs. Including the small money anointed with oil, after slipping away, the great and kind Gong Shichuan reluctantly took him in to sleep in a room with himself, and it was another month of dark and windy nights.

On the couch, Ye Jingbei carried the coffin tube. This is the first time I've slept on someone else. I feel weird.

Your couch is very intimate, soft pillows, soft cushions, soft quilts, even the quilt does not know what is inside, it is also soft.

Ye Jingbei suddenly said that your calves are very soft? No, I don't want anyone to tell me, especially if it's a man, don't you sleep.

I'm worried that I'll be in danger if I fall asleep, so I'd better watch the disc for a while, and you sleep in your palace to fight a big battle.

The right hand of the charming limb. What's the matter with you, aren't you sleeping?

It's not advisable to watch piracy, I bought the full version, you don't have to worry about it. Doesn't you look tired without subtitles?

Gong Shichuan was stunned, because I am from the city. City people are still such an old drama, can't I like Masami Nagasawa?

Yes, of course, I like him a lot, but the actresses I like generally don't end well, I used to like Ai Iijima, and then he died and I also liked Sakai Noriko.

Later, he went to suck it, and you said that the eldest son, Ya Meihui system, oh my God, Gong Shichuan collapsed, and he handed over the direction of the innocent face to you. arranged for Ye Jingbei to sleep on the ground, and after a while, Ye Jingbei was born.

I've never slept on an air mattress, I watch TV and say that there is a new type of air mattress now, which will drag your waist when you sleep, will it be more comfortable than this?

Alas, if you didn't sleep well before, you can get up and go to the park to sleep on the bench, don't you say I really slept, although it's a little cold, but after all, it's made of wood.

You have to change it for me, don't you, don't you have to trouble you already, why are you embarrassed?

Ye Jingbei carefully disposed of the curtains Chen Feng couldn't bear to stay, okay, okay, okay, hurry up, I'll change it for you, you don't have to accommodate me so much, really, Ye Jingbei said and climbed on the couch to comfort his breath.

No, Chen Feng whack-a-mole, you give me peace and sleep obediently, I have a date tomorrow morning. If I sleepwalk in the middle of the night, will I accidentally step on your face?

What if you say I'm not sleepy, then count the sheep and count you, and you'll be sleepy. Two or two sheep, three sheep and four beautiful, counted with their eyes closed, after an hour had passed.

Why haven't you fallen asleep yet? I think this method is not scientific, the sheep is transmitted from abroad, because the pronunciation of sheep sheep is very close to sleep, and there will be psychological hints if you read too much.

But how can the English psychological hints be used by the Chinese, so what do you want? I have a new set that is more direct. Count dumplings and dumplings to sleep, this is the psychological hint that belongs to the Chinese, so why didn't you say it before?

You made me count the sheep.

Ye Jingbei stared at the watery eyes, okay, I was wrong, you count, you count. Two dumplings. Homemade dumplings.

Waiting for Chen Feng to fall asleep, Zhang Lei suddenly sat up in a sedan chair, 99 dumplings and so on, this time I felt it. Went to sleep, right?

I am hungry. Ye Jingbei's mouth Chen Feng collapsed and almost kicked him off the balcony, of course, he couldn't really kick him down, or murder him in any way.

So Chen Feng decided to take the room out of the hands of Leng Shui Meng with Gong Shi Chuan Ye Jingbei, and I will send this scourge back to where he should be as soon as possible. Leng Shuiyue sneered after receiving their challenge.

What can the three of you do together, if you win the room and give it back to you, if you lose, don't blame me for changing your suite into a chess and card room, and the line is a word. Then I'll come up with the question, Leng Shuiyue is wearing a referee picture of billiards.

Holding a pickup in his hand and appearing too serious The following rules are like this, each team takes turns to answer 30 questions correctly The side with the most correct answers wins, and the boy is responsible for Episode 1, and one will always be responsible for her.

And she is not responsible for who you are, the third party does things in the bank cold water month, the sow can bear the weight of 500 kilograms across the bridge, and the sow weighs 300 kilograms, but it collapses in the middle of the bridge, what is going on?

Because he was driving across the bridge, the answer was correct. What kind of sow can drive? Zeng Ye Jingbei can drive, why can't sows?

Boy, may I ask Lengshuimeng why he still hasn't given up when he suddenly falls from a height of 6 kilometers to 1 kilometer, because he is making a mistake in a flying saucer, because he is a Chinese shareholder, and please say the 4 lines that Monk Sha said the most in Journey to the West

The senior brother and the second senior brother were captured by the monster, and the senior brother and the second senior brother were captured by the monster, which is completely correct.

The game continued to be fierce, but there were unforeseen circumstances, the boys were not good for the teacher, but the more they fought, the more courageous, 30 questions ended, the score of the two sides entered overtime below 13, the screen was very Pang Ying, the boy broke something when he was preparing for high school,

But he was very happy. Are you sure you want me to take it?

High school. It's his 800-meter long-distance running record that is correct, and Ichifi Palace Shichuan is magical, and there is one thing that is longer than all the boys here, what is this? How do I know about them? I know that I have never seen it, just say it and say it.

I don't know how to say it, 54321 time to Sister Yifei is the name. Do you want to be less pure? But Qin Yuli is not much better than him, hurry up and knock on the door and say, is Miss Jin Yuli here?

Rush past is my courier, please sign. What about others, Mr. Li has already flown abroad today, but he asked me to give you a sigh, he said that it is a pity that I did not see you this time, this is a gift from him.

But how does he know that I live here, unless he passes my test, I can't know my new address, oh good. Later, I found out that you were not there, only to see a piece of paper written in front of the door with strange numbers written out, the property manager said he knew your new address, charged me 20 yuan and told me.

My evidence has been found, what are you talking about, I found it in the refrigerator, so who is the stolen diamond ring? Yes, Ye Jingbei touched the green bamboo in the corner of his eye, and suddenly realized, Oh, no wonder that fat man said that he was going to kill me.

Discrete and extremely distracted Zeng Ye Jingbei, what were you doing last night?

Don't tell me, this time he listened to Xiaoxian to Xiqi, well, you listen to me explain how to lead them, I actually can't believe it, tell me, who gave you such a good idea.

The host was scolded by the audience for this idea that crosses the era, he is full of criticism and reflection, completely subverting the traditional hosting model lisa, saying that when it comes to the online interactive program, Ye Jingbei is invited to host a song by thousands of audiences.

In the theater, Shichuan and Yifei sat in the audience, Leng Shuiyue was wearing Juliet's costume, Do you love me? I know you will say yes, but maybe what you mentioned is just a lie.

People say that the reality of the lover's cold treachery is a laugh, gentle Liang Shanbo, no, gentle Romeo, suddenly the sound effect thunders and cold water moon?

The curtain behind it opened, and the stage layout plaque of the Chinese-style building said Zhou Mansion, an actor and official were standing, Zhou Ping was dressed up, and the audience was cold and overwhelmed, help me call Romeo.

Tell him Juliet is waiting for him here, it should be the actor who gritted his teeth and nodded, and then hurriedly turned around! Facing the audience, Zhou Ping, please enjoy the drama below, Lei Lu Leng Shuiyue and Gong Shichuan shouted wildly.

Every year, these children can write a letter to Uncle Lei Feng, writing the small gifts they hope to get, and then the neighborhood committee will forward it to everyone, asking everyone to help them realize their wishes.

In the bar, Ye Jingbei was holding a few such letters and distributing them to Yifei Lengshui Yue Lumo and Zhang Weilun, and when Ye Jingbei arrived, he was about to stretch out his hand and retract it.

Everyone looked at him, he said what they wanted, Ye Jingbei comforted her stationery, greedy, these are all plush toys, Ye Jingbei stretched out his hand again, this time he thought about it, and only took a cup to drink water and cheated it.

Xiao Qian stuffed the letter to him, don't put the part, who cheated the toy, what's wrong with Huaxia's chair? The money was taken and I knew that the following was the gift I wanted, PSP game console, LCD TV, Apple 6?

Let's pay back the local tyrant gold.

Let's get up and continue to talk about the player, is this a gift or a dowry?Mr. Deng, are you sure this is written by a poor child?

I asked very clearly, I said that your handsome friend's request is a bit excessive, if he can't afford it, don't give it to him, Lu Li looked at him gently, Ye Jingbei want to change your line, Ye Jingbei, who said that I am a lawyer with a high income group, who said that I can't afford it?

It's also a lawyer, aren't rotten eggs eggs? I just need a little time to brew my love, Ye Jingbei stood up after speaking, and his straight waist trembled.

What kind of interview are you also here to sign up for, I'm one of these masters to enter the play so quickly, but whether you can be the master or not, you have to comment, what are the judges writing about?

The male owner of this house is called Gong Shichuan, he posted on the love apartment website, saying that he is still a wife and a sea selection wife, Leng Shuiyue went inside, an ambiguous He didn't call your number, and he wanted to take out the night market to interview Gong Shichuan first.

What does he have to do, people don't know what your master likes to call, so let's try my luck, the little Shenyang father who beats up and down in a sissy way is each other, haha.

What are you doing with a little money, we live next door, if you want to talk about this, in fact, it's a long story, Gong Shichuan, he is really alive Lei Feng, last year today he saved a girl with a heart attack on the road, called cleaning up Gong Shichuan.

sent him to the hospital, and later the girl woke up and decided that Gong Shichuan was still a big man, and he cared about taking care of himself and deliberately did not agree, so he was terminally ill and comatose in order to instill his sense of survival.

Gong Shichuan said to him, you must be strong to live, if you can survive, I will not ignore you, after a good year, the soul woke up from the vegetative state and recovered health.

After being discharged from the hospital, he met Gong Shichuan again, saying that he heard his words in a coma, and enthusiastically asked Gong Shichuan to register, Ye Jingbei silently approached a few freshmen and said that the next Mr. Han, I will also be a judge, it is really dangerous.

In the past two days, there has been a thunderstorm, and I have been careful to go out and have no return, but I really need a wife at home, otherwise I will not give up with him.

There are three examples of good wives and good mothers, standing before you, do you want to trouble outsiders?