A dream?
"I don't dare to say anything about this ...... "Yue Lao's meal", the rules of heaven and earth have long been governed by the heavenly court, but I don't know how many years have passed in your world......"
Looking at the embarrassed Yue Lao, Ye Yu's heart was cold, if it was really a day in the sky and a year on the earth, then something really happened, not to mention how to explain it to his family, even the police couldn't explain it...... That's how it can be good. Ye Yu gritted his teeth and swallowed the fruit first, the moment the purple Seven Immortal Fruit was entered, Ye Yu lost consciousness, only to feel that he felt as if his body had floated into the air, without a trace of desire, his brain seemed to have disappeared, he didn't have any ability to think, but he was infinitely immersed in such a feeling. The whole person melted into this feeling.
The concept of time has completely lost its meaning of existence, and this moment seems to be eternal, without any sense of time passing.
I don't know how much time passed, and the night rain was gradually "spit out" from this feeling, and the infinite emptiness came towards the night rain, swallowing his whole person, and life seemed to have no meaning.
"Huh, fortunately you ate this fruit in front of me, hey, I was not careful enough, I only considered the weakness of the immortal power in the fruit, but I forgot that you have no Taoist heart, let alone firmness...... Xiaoshen apologized to Xiaoyou again. Yue Lao was embarrassed to make a gesture towards the night rain again.
"I ......" beautiful Chinese dialect....... Lao Tzu is almost gone!woc. Night Rain sighed softly, ants are ants. "Yue Lao doesn't have to be like this, it's that the younger generation is too fragile. ”
"Then tell me how I should get to the underworld. "Night Rain turned back to his own task, this seems to be his first mission, it is indeed very important, indeed, if his first summoning unit is such a god-level unit, even if it is only the position of the old man in charge of marriage, but it is extremely important to himself, not to mention selfishness or anything, even if he goes to other worlds to find a new summoned beast in the future, that is to lie down! Night Rain was not idle when he hung on the tree listening to the story, although his body could not move, but his brain could still think.
What's more, he is also an old white who has read novels for seven or eight years, and his ability can obviously help him plan a lot of things, even if the earth can't go down in the future, he seems to be able to go to other worlds at any time, that is to say, he can even build countless back gardens, and even the back garden will not be discovered by his wife (as long as there is a difference in the speed of time passing, there is room to manipulate!) What is the fish pond of the Sea King! He is the king of all worlds!!
The old moon god position, although it is lower, but its own strength is completely different, in his opinion of the night rain, I am afraid that it is not a problem to resist the nuclear bomb eighty percent, so don't you just go sideways!
"If you want to go to the underworld, you need to go back to the world to die once, eat this thing to get out of the true spirit as if you died, but there will be no damage to the body, this spirit bead can keep the soul of the little friend intact, after the death of the little friend, you can feel the call of the underworld, if the little friend does not resist, he will go to the underworld, and after the matter is completed, the underworld will arrange for the little friend to go to the world. Yue Lao handed over a pill and a bead and put them in Ye Yu's hand.
"What if I resist?" Yeyu asked as she took the beads.
"Oh, that's going to be painfully sucked away. Yue Lao said with a smile: "If there is a big grudge in your heart and turns into anger, then you may stay in the world and be a disaster." After that, there will be a Soul Hook Division of the Underworld to bring it back to the Underworld. ”
"Oh, then, can the junior go back now?" asked Yeyu as he looked at the two items in his hand.
"Well, wait, you can choose three of my spells to bring with you, just in case of accidents, and this is also the limit of what you can use now. Yue Lao raised his hand and pressed it on Ye Yu's forehead, and instantly Ye Yu watched some of the magic skills that Yue Lao had at this time, why did he say that it was partial, anyway, Ye Yu didn't believe that Yue Lao would let him see all his abilities.
"Oh, these three of you chose are also interesting, and I still want to recommend a few to you, so I don't need to think about it, so I wish you good luck." Saying that, Yue Lao waved his hand to the night rain, "Then I wish Xiaoyou a victory."
Ye Yu looked at Yue Lao with an excited face, and also smiled: "Then I will borrow your auspicious words!
And then......
Half a minute later
"Hmm...... Why hasn't Xiaoyou left yet?" asked Yue Lao, still smiling.
"Hmm...... Didn't you send me away with your divine powers?" asked Yeyu weakly.
"Hmm....... I can't leave Heavenly Court, how can I send you back......" Yue Lao's face was slightly embarrassed.
"That'....... I won't be able to go back......" Ye Yu suddenly felt a little desperate, I'm afraid that Ye Yu is not going to become the only person in the Heavenly Court who dies of old age, is that the funeral system of the Heavenly Court that I need to consider......
Just when everyone was a little embarrassed and thinking, suddenly a clear understanding appeared from the mind of the night rain, and a summoning array that was slightly different from the previous one rose from the feet of the night rain, and the next moment the night rain disappeared in front of the old moon. At this time, Ye Yu's only thought was: Gan! Lao Tzu was able to leave by himself! Then why was I hung from a tree for three days!! but what he didn't notice was that his few leek stuffed buns that were about to evolve into immortal buns were stolen by a plain white hand in the moment before his summoning array disappeared...... Even included a few tea eggs in the bag, which left the bag in Ye Yu's hands......
"Whew!" When Yeyu came back to his senses, he had already returned to the familiar campus, familiar flowers and trees, familiar paths, familiar leek stuffed buns, and my buns??? However, at this time, it also shows that the statement of one day in the sky and one year on the earth is wrong, looking at the sun whose position in the sky has barely changed, and the position of the crowd that is exactly the same as in his memory, Ye Yu instantly knows that the time in his world may have stood still just now, or the conversion rate of time has reached an incomparably huge gap, so that he stayed there for three days and in the mortal world, but it was only for a moment.
Could this just be a dream after reading too many novels and being in a trance?
Oh! That Lao Tzu bun can still be eaten by himself when he was hungry when he was dreaming! I didn't expect that Yue Lao, who looked at the thick eyebrows and big eyes, looked like an honest man, and his hands were so dark, I didn't know when my bun was gone! Not to mention that the pill and the beads were in the pocket of his sweatpants, and he was uncomfortable.
"Brother Yu, where have you been in the past three days, if you don't come back, Mr. Li, then we really can't fool it, good guy, if it wasn't for the eldest brother and Bao Huazi who went to bed last night, it would really be foolish, three days ago, you were silent and gone, and the brother almost starved to death and went to bed again, really tn have you." When Yeyu was confused, a familiar voice pulled him back, and Yeyu looked back and saw that it was his dormitory brother Haogan!.
I've really been missing for three days, wow, it's okay, it's just three days, if it's three years, it's over. I shouldn't trust my memory, it's the same as the crowd......
"Hurry up, hurry up and go back to change clothes and go to class, the first class is Teacher Li's class, if you don't go to this class, then it's really gone." Hao Gan walked to the dormitory without looking back, after all, there were two paralyzed roommates in the dormitory who needed to be fed feces, fed and urinated......
"I miss my night rain god, hundreds of years of life, and the immortal power has to go to class!!!
"Okay! Let's ......" to give Mr. Li a face for the time being...... As for going to the underworld, you still need to plan carefully.
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Heaven
"Good daughter, is it okay to give daddy...... I haven't been able to eat this thing in the world for a long time, you haven't completed the Dao Fa at this time, and eating this turbid thing is not conducive to your cultivation~"
"Hmph, Daddy, you are not ashamed, and you are still robbing your daughter for food......" A cute girl looked at the Jade Emperor with a helpless look, "Okay, okay, but don't tell my mother about me breaking her nine-colored spirit bead last time, you have to help me recognize it......" The little girl's eyes shone with a cunning look.
"This ...... I will depend on you. The Jade Emperor nodded helplessly.
"Hee-hee, deal, here you go. At this time, the girl handed over a bun brought by the night rain......