Chapter 346: Ma Ma, when are you going to give me a younger brother
Hou Wuyi probably finally understood his situation, and knew that no one would take the initiative to talk to him tonight, because that would mean that Yan Yingzhen and Du Caige would be offended at the same time.
He looked gloomy, sipping glass after glass of fruity beer with a low alcohol content in the corner.
Finally, before cutting the cake, he pretended to look at the time and greeted Yan Yingzhen loudly: "Scarlett, I still have a date, I'm going to be late, I won't accompany you today, you have fun!"
Yan Yingzhen said perfunctorily: "Oh, okay, next time we talk, I'll help you call a substitute driver." ”
"No, I didn't drink much, I can drive back slowly by myself. "At this time, the punishment of drunk driving is still being discussed, and it has not been officially implemented, and the investigation of drunk driving is not strict.
Yan Yingzhen nodded: "Then you pay attention to your own safety." ”
Hou Wuyi bowed his head and came to Du Caige, "I want to talk to you." Make an appointment!"
Du Caige said expressionlessly: "I have nothing to say to you." ”
Hou Wuyi insisted: "I do have ...... I would like to talk to you about something very important. My mobile number is xxxxxx. ”
Du Caige said: "Okay, if I have time, I will call you." ”
"Don't you record it?" Hou said dissatisfiedly.
"I never forget it. ”
“......”
Hearing Du Caige say that he "never forgets", after Pete Hou left, this group of rich second-generation girls pestered Du Caige to let him perform.
Because the atmosphere was not bad, and Du Caige knew that the people who could be invited to this small party were all good friends of Yan Yingzhen, so he didn't want to ruin the fun, so he agreed to let the girls test him in any way.
He first memorized a few ancient texts backwards, and then memorized a few movie lines.
Then he asked a girl to bring a random magazine, read it for a few minutes, and then memorized it from the designated part.
It's all word for word.
Screams came and went.
"Wow, Sister Ying, your man is too good. ”
"He's not my man. ”
"It's not your man, can I take it!"
"Knock out the free shipping, take it away without thanks. ”
"Forget it, I don't dare, I'm afraid that you will chase me to my house in the middle of the night. ”
These women are all masters of jokes...... "emptiness" is not enough, and a "hole" has to be added.
Cai Wei looked at her father with adoring eyes, "Baba you are so good, can you teach me to memorize piano scores?"
Du Caige teased her: "Dad has a good memory because he was often beaten by your grandfather when he was a child." Remember it when you play too much. ”
Cai Wei hesitated for a long time before saying, "Then, can you beat it lightly?"
After a while, they started singing birthday songs and cutting cakes.
When it was time to blow out the candles, Cai Wei said expectantly: "Aunt Chen, can I help you blow out the candles together?"
"Okay, I just can't blow it, thank you for your help. Of course, Chen Fufang will not refuse.
Cai Wei puffed out her cheeks and used all her strength to finally blow out a candle.
Chen Fufang blew out the other one.
After turning on the light, Du Caige picked up a plastic knife to cut the cake, and Caiwei asked curiously, "Aunt Chen, what did you just wish?"
"I'll not tell you, it's my little secret. Chen Fufang smiled like a girl.
"I may wish!" Cai Wei said loudly, "When I celebrate my birthday, I want Baba to take me to the playground again, Baba said to take me there this weekend, my wish is about to come true! ”
She turned her head to look at Yan Yingzhen, and her expectant little eyes made Yan Yingzhen's scalp tingle: "Ma Ma, Ma Ma, when are you going to give me a younger brother? I really want a younger brother to play with me." ”
Yan Yingzhen's girlfriends all leaned forward and backwards with laughter.
"Sister Ying, come on, the little padded jacket's wish must be satisfied. Oh, no, why am I telling you this, Brother Du, Brother Du, it's up to you!"
"Xiaoying, let me introduce you to an old Chinese medicine doctor and prescribe a prescription to adjust it. ”
Even Chen Fufang joked: "Madam, why don't you hand over Caiwei to me to take care of this time, and you will concentrate on giving her a younger brother?"
Yan Yingzhen deliberately kept a straight face.
"You're enough! Provoke the old lady, the old lady is looking for someone to cut off all the network cables in your house!"
But everyone could see that she was not angry.
Du Caige could only remain silent at this time and smile awkwardly.
At this time, an untimely lazy voice sounded: "What are you laughing at? ”
But Yan Yuqi, who didn't talk much all night, only played with the handheld with his stuffy head, spoke.
"Yo, this is my brother-in-law's displeasure in looking at my brother-in-law. ”
"You say, is Yan Dashao a sister control?"
"Well, I think it's kind of like that. ”
These rich second-generation women have very powerful mouths, and just a few words make Yan Yuqi's face unbearable, and his eyelids jump.
"Hmph! Xiao Du, come here, let's talk to the two men alone, don't get mixed up with these women. ”
Du Caige had long wanted to escape from these terrible women, and immediately nodded.
Yan Yuqi led him to the tea room, and the two sat down.
Yan Yuqi rummaged through the cabinets and found a set of tea sets and a cake of Pu'er.
And there were several boxes of mineral water in the corner, and he poured boiling water to make tea.
He didn't say a word, and Du Caige didn't have anything to say to him, just sat quietly and thought about the problem.
After a while, the water was boiled, and Yan Yuqi had already picked some pu'er with a tea knife and brewed it.
The first brew was poured out, and then a cup was poured for Du Caige and himself.
"I've never liked you, you know. Yan Yuqi blew the steaming heat on the teacup and said lightly.
"Normal, I don't like you either. ”
"It doesn't matter, we don't have to like each other, because we don't have to live together. But then again, in fact, we had a good relationship before, I took you around fooling around, you connected me and introduced female stars," Yan Yuqi sighed a little, "If it weren't for Ah Ying, probably I wouldn't have fallen out with you." ”
Damn, I look like I'm a pimp for you!
Yan Yuqi continued: "I don't really care how many women you play with. It is only natural for a man to play with a few women. My wife and I are each playing our own games. I just can't see Ah Ying so sad. Don't get me wrong, I don't really like her, but I only have this one sister, and if I don't help her, who else can I help? ”
Du Caige finally understood why he had the urge to punch him.
It turns out that the roots are here!
"This time, A-Ying has paid a lot, a heavy price for you. ”
Du Caige was silent. Because I don't know how to answer.
Yan Yuqi glanced at him quickly: "Actually, it can't be said to be for you." She also considered all aspects before deciding to give up. Give up the company, which she single-handedly founded. ”
"I understand," Du Caige looked up at him, "I and you, there's no need to make small talk." If you have something, you will talk about it, and if you have nothing to do, you will drink tea quietly. ”
Yan Yuqi looked at him with some surprise, and smiled after a while: "Okay, drink tea, don't speak." The words are not speculative, more than half a sentence. ”
Then, sure enough, he didn't speak again.
And Du Caige has nothing to say to him.
The two drank tea quietly.
Not even the eyes were exchanged.
Yan Yuqi took out an e-cigarette and took a few puffs occasionally.
After a while, Ruan Yingxiang also came, and after he politely greeted him, he found that neither of them was chatting, and he also fell silent.
Pu'er soaked a total of four or five bubbles, and drank until all three of them had distended bladders.
At more than ten o'clock, Du Caige got up and nodded to Yan Yuqi and Ruan Yingxiang, which was regarded as goodbye.
He went to look for Cai Wei and found that Chen Mo had already coaxed Cai Wei to sleep.
In the side hall downstairs, the women have set up mahjong and are playing cards while telling jokes.
When Du Caige appeared, Yan Yingzhen shrank her head weakly, and Wu Xiuchu's smile froze.
"Do you want to come and play a circle?" Yan Yingzhen stood up and said.
"No, I'm going back to bed early, there's something to do tomorrow. You also rest early and don't play too late. A few younger sisters, help me supervise her not to play cards too late, next time I will invite you to dinner. ”
Yan Yingzhen breathed a sigh of relief and said, "You don't care, I love to play cards." Sisters, ignore him, let's play ours. ”
"That's not good, I'm counting on him to give me a cameo role. A woman laughed.
The other next to him said, "Brother-in-law, don't worry, I will lift the table on time before 12 o'clock and let Sister Ying go to bed." ”
Du Caige smiled, said goodbye to them, and walked out of the door slowly.
After leaving the house, he walked to the garage to get his car, and there were flowers and plants planted on both sides of the gravel path.
At this time, the flowers and plants have long since withered, but they still have a strong aroma of grass and trees.
Du Caige quickened his pace, and suddenly there was a stumbling sound, and a dark shadow jumped out from behind him.
Du Caige was startled, his heart was about to jump out of his chest, and he kicked it violently.
It's not that he's too aggressive, it's that in his last life, as a public figure, he had encountered unexpected situations a few times.
There was a fan of a female star who had an affair with him who wanted to stab him, and once someone approached him from behind and suddenly took out a knife to grab money from his neck.
Although he was lucky not to be injured, these experiences still left him with a psychological shadow.
After that, if a stranger approaches quickly, especially from behind, he will overreact.
"f=beep=k!what are you doing!" the man hurriedly dodged, but he was still kicked in the knee, and suddenly squatted down in pain.
Du Caige listened to the voice and realized that it was Pete Thick.
He complained, "Pete Hou, please don't jump out next time and scare people?"
For his back-to-back behavior, Hou Wuji expressed deep hatred.
"Why are you still here, I thought you were long gone. Du Caige said.
Hou Wuyi rubbed his knees and stood up staggeredly, "I'm worried that you won't be able to remember my phone number, so, I decided to wait for you here and make it clear tonight." ”
Du Caige covered his mouth and yawned, "I'm sleepy, if I'm not in a hurry, let's talk about it another day." ”
"It's urgent!"
"Are you in a hurry?" Du Caige glanced at him, "but I'm not in a hurry." ”
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