Chapter 12: Your wife is so old
Finally returned home, Shen Yu was tired and lay on the chair like a dog, swearing that he would never go out shopping with girls again in the future.
The double fatigue of the body and soul can be more torturous than making a whole set of high-math papers.
Rika Asaka is still full of vitality, and after getting out of the car, she is not tired and depressed, and she runs back and forth by carrying things back and forth.
"Bear ~Kawaii~!"
Rika Asaka liked the stuffy bear that was charged with the phone bill, and held it and put it at the head of her bed.
"Shen Yujun, I'll help you put the facial cleanser in the bathroom!"
“......”
Put it on, I won't use it anyway.
Shen Yu got up, moved the fish tank to the second floor, and then let the three stupid little goldfish in the red bucket in.
Bai Xiaomeng also ran over, staring through the glass and the little dried goldfish.
The little goldfish was not bought by him, but was given by the little sister of the neighbor's Aunt Wang's house last year, named Su Zhifu, who is six years old this year, and Shen Yu called her Puff.
This summer, she went back to the countryside as in previous years, and she hasn't seen her for more than a month.
Rika Asaba finally got it done, and she lay on the sofa with a meow, and only then did she feel sour.
"If only someone pressed their legs, and then took a hot bath, they would definitely get a good night's sleep......"
Shen Yuhu glanced at her suspiciously, is there anyone else in this room besides him, do you want me to help you press it, you really want to be beautiful!
"Bai Xiaomeng, help me step on it. ”
Shen Yu shouted, and Bai Xiaomeng jumped on him and stepped on him.
Qianyu Lixiang was very envious, and said in a good voice: "Bai Xiaomeng, also help me step on it." ”
"Meow?"
Bai Xiaomeng ignored her, and rolled her eyes to show her, but the aroma of light feather pears was not light.
"Haha. ”
Shen Yu was amused, stroked the cat, and leaned on the side of the sofa with Pear Light Feather.
The afternoon time was pleasant, and unconsciously, Shen Yu and Qianyu Lixiang both fell asleep on the sofa, and Bai Xiaomeng didn't step on it, and made a nest in Shen Yu's arms, and also lay down to take a nap together.
The fan in the living room is babbling, the balcony is a golden world, occasionally blowing in some cool breeze, the curtains swing gently, and the shadows are stretched on the ground for a long time......
Shen Yu rarely took a nap, but he slept a little heavily at this time, and he had a small dream.
In his dream, he became an astronaut and successfully obtained the opportunity to go to the moon for an expedition, and sure enough, he discovered something amazing, and actually met a huge unknown thing!
Nima, how does this bathtub look so much like a spaceship?
Wrong...... Why does this spaceship look so much like a bathtub?
The spaceship was in the shape of a bathtub, and he didn't know why it was in the shape of a bathtub, so he walked in curiously.
Then inside the spaceship, I ran into Rika Asaba, who was bathing in the bathtub.
"Shen Yujun, come here!"
“???”
It was a good dream of sci-fi adventure, but why did it suddenly change the script!
Shen Yu woke up, as a sane teenager, he was also rational in his dreams.
Once something too bizarre happened, Shen Yu immediately reacted that he was dreaming.
When he opened his eyes, he felt that his arms were a little heavy, and when he looked down, Rika Asaka was shrunk on the sofa like a kitten, her head resting on his arms, her hands were clenched in front of him into small fists, and she slept soundly and deeply.
Why did you still sleep on me? Shen Yu thought it was Bai Xiaomeng!
And Bai Xiaomeng was seized the position, and at this moment she was struggling to arch the head of Yurixiang with her big head, trying to arch her away.
"Meow Wow Wow ......"
Bai Xiaomeng was very aggrieved, looked at Shen Yu, and asked him to call the shots for the kitten.
The unique fragrance of a girl's hair penetrates into her nose and ticks her gloomy hormones, so it's no wonder that her dream of sci-fi adventure suddenly changes her style and color.
Chop Chop Chop!!
"Hey, hey!"
Shen Yuke was not gentle at all, and patted the light feather pear fragrance to wake her up.
The light feather pear who opened her eyes was still a little confused, her eyes couldn't find focus, she didn't sleep well last night, she slept too soundly during the nap, and she didn't know where she was for a while, and then she looked up and saw Shen Yu's chin, as well as his angry eyes......
"Ah......h
Rika Asaba sued first, but in a hurry, she still spoke Japanese, and she turned over and sat up like lightning, protecting her hands in front of her.
Even if Shen Yu didn't understand, he could roughly know what she was saying, especially the perverted sentence at the end, he understood it.
"See for yourself where you are. ”
"I ...... Ahh......h
Rika Asa thought she was sleeping in her room, but when she finally woke up, she found herself lying on the sofa, and then she saw a piece of red pressed out of the skin of Shen Yu's arm, and she finally figured it out.
"Why did you lie on top of me when you fell asleep?!"
Shen Yu was a little angry at the thought of the bathtub-shaped spaceship, and his good dream was ruined like this.
For scientists, dreaming is an important means of gaining inspiration, such as the chemist Kekule, who relied on dreaming to associate the structure of the benzene ring.
"I'm sorry......"
Rika Asaka's face turned red, and she apologized whimsically, she was really embarrassed.
"I just fell asleep while sitting...... I thought it was in the room...... I thought you were a bear for the phone bill......"
"Why don't you say I'm a pillow?"
You're more comfortable than a pillow......
But this is not a good thing to say.
Rika Asa was scolded, but she didn't dare to refute, and her sleepiness dissipated, and she was more awake than ever at this time, looking down at her fingers and turning.
......
A childish shout came from downstairs, breaking the embarrassment between the two-
"Bai Xiaomeng, are you at home! Brother Shen Yu, are you at home!"
Hearing this, although Shen Yu didn't reply, Rika Asaka obviously saw that his eyes fluctuated, as if he was smiling faintly.
Bai Xiaomeng had already run downstairs.
"Who is it?" said Rika Asaba curiously.
"A little kid, as stupid as you are. Shen Yu said, and also went downstairs to look.
Su Zhifu was outside the door, carrying a large black plastic bag, which seemed to contain a lot of heavy things, and when she saw Bai Xiaomeng running out of the wall, she giggled and went to pet the cat.
Soon, Shen Yu also came over and opened the door, and when he saw her dark appearance, he almost didn't recognize her.
"Puff, why are you tanned like a lump of charcoal?"
"You all say that about me!"
Su Zhifu was very unconvinced, as if she had expected Shen Yu to say this about her, so when she came over, she secretly took a piece of black charcoal from the stove.
"Look, the black charcoal is so black, and I'm so white, it's not like it at all!"
Shen Yu: "......"
It is reasonable, and it is speechless.
Shallow Yu Lixiang was also behind Shen Yu, and it was the first time she saw him so deflated, so she had a good impression of Su Zhifu.
In addition to her skin being tanned a little, the little girl looks super kawaii, with big and smart eyes, shoulder-length hair, and a glutinous voice with a unique Jiangnan accent.
"Kawaii!"
Rika Asaba had no resistance to cute things, squatted down just as tall as Su Zhifu, took her hand and asked her, "What's your name?"
Su Zhifu didn't answer her immediately, but looked at her curiously, and then said to Shen Yu in a tone of non-human nature: "I've only been back in the countryside for two months, and your wife is so old!"
Rika Asaka: "?"
Shen Yu: "......"
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