Chapter 317: The little toad with a hard life
"Do you think it will be killed by you?" Du Xiguang leaned on the guardrail, looking at the toad that was still watching on the three legs below.
Ling Wenjiao: "...... I threw it last time, and I think it's quite hard, so it shouldn't die so easily. ”
Du Xiguang looked sympathetic: "I suddenly feel that this little guy is a little pitiful, and he was thrown twice by you!"
Ling Wenjiao glanced at him and said, "Who are you talking about? Isn't it pitiful when you disemboweled your belly for experiments?"
Du Xiguang shrugged his shoulders and said, "At least I'll give it an anesthetic to relieve its pain...... Huh, do you see this moving? uh...... Oh, it's really moving!
As he was talking, he saw the toad starman, who was originally lying quietly and still, suddenly rolled over under the tip of his nose on three legs, and then propped himself up with his two forelimbs.
It sat up...... Well......
After seeing the toad star man sit up, the three legs immediately wagged their tails excitedly and took two steps back, and then turned the toad and shouted happily twice: "Wang~~Wang~~~Woo~~~"
When it was done, it opened its mouth and bit the toad's head, then lifted it up.
Ling Wenjiao: "......"
Seeing that the toad star man was running towards the stairs with the toad in his three legs, Ling Wenjiao immediately turned around and picked up the broom and ran to the staircase to block it.
"Go down!Don't bring it up!" Ling Wenjiao turned the broom upside down and held it in her hand, pointing to her three legs and shouted.
Standing on the steps below with three legs and looking at her, one person and one dog, you stare at me, I stare at you, and no one will back down.
Du Xiguang stretched out his head curiously from the side, and said with a smile while watching the play: "I think you may have to give this toad a name, unless you kill it directly, otherwise you stupid dog will raise it as a son." ”
Ling Wenjiao glared at him angrily: "Do you think he is the frog son of the traveling frog? The frog can still come back with a postcard and a gift when he goes out, what can he do? Catch mosquitoes in the house???
Du Xiguang laughed when he heard this, and jokingly continued her words: "It's good to catch mosquitoes! Isn't it good for you to put it on your bed in the summer and help you catch mosquitoes all night?"
Ling Wenjiao's face darkened, and she instantly made up the picture of a toad jumping from the head of the bed to the end of the bed on her bed at night, and gave him a speechless glance and said, "Go aside! Maybe let me kick to death!"
Then he turned his head and used the broom rod to slap the three legs that were about to sneak up, and said, "Go down! Don't think that I won't beat you if your leg is broken! Go down! Or you will spit out what is in your mouth!"
The three legs silently retreated, looking up at her, but his mouth just didn't let go. The tail slowly wags left and right.
Ling Wenjiao glared at it: "It's useless to look at me, no door!
Three-legged seemed to see her resolute attitude, so he turned around and went down with the toad star man in his mouth.
After a while, it ran up with its empty mouth and wagged its tail at Ling Wenjiao's flattery.
Ling Wenjiao then put away the broom: "It's almost the same! Go back to your nest and give me a good rest, one of my feet is broken, why do you still want to run around, go back to sleep!"
As he spoke, he drove the three legs back.
Du Xiguang stretched out his head and looked downstairs outside the corridor, looked at it for a while, and said, "It took that toad to the back of the house, it can't have thrown it, right?"
Ling Wenjiao replied loudly in the room: "Who knows? Oh yes, I have a few chemistry problems here, you can help me solve them!"
When Du Xiguang heard her say this, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fortunately, you don't want me to teach you Chinese questions...... I'll be crazy to teach you the language. ”
Ling Wenjiao stretched out her head from the room and said speechlessly: "Don't be crazy, what should I do if you are crazy? Let me go to our Chinese teacher? I am afraid that he will die on the spot if he teaches it...... He's almost retiring. ”
Of course, the Chinese teacher is not her homeroom teacher Lu Liangzhu, but a very old man.
Even Du Xiguang, who is so patient with such a good patience, was made to scratch her head and brain, she was afraid that if the old man gave her counseling, she would be so angry that she would have a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot......
Until the evening self-study, Du Xiguang was helping her solve problems. Ling Wenjiao digested the knowledge of chemistry quickly, so she didn't encounter anything that made Du Xi's bald head blow up, and by the way, she also asked her to do her chemistry and physics homework.
After going to school in the evening, she only used one self-study class to do her Chinese homework, although she was dizzy, but she did everything she could do.
wouldn't do it, she ran to harass Lu Liangzhu after class.
Lu Liangzhu stared at her with a black face because she threw herself in the office in the afternoon.
So everyone who was just about to get out of class suddenly felt the atmosphere of these two people, and they instantly quieted down.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......
Ling Wenjiao stood in front of her with books, homework, and notebooks, looking at her fearlessly.
Lu Liangzhu crossed her hands in front of her chest, looking at her expression with a sense of anger. neither spoke, nor drove her away.
Ling Wenjiao saw her expression, and her expression was like saying: I just don't teach you, what's the matter? I don't speak, see what you do! It's better to be self-aware and walk away for me!
So the two of them are like cows, you stare at me, I stare at you.
Everyone: Who will admit defeat first among the two of the "......"???
Three-second, five-second...... Ten seconds later......
"Hmm, Mr. Lu, what are you doing with Ling Wenjiao???" At this time, a voice suddenly came from the door.
The atmosphere in the classroom fell apart in an instant, and everyone turned their heads to look at it.
Chemistry teacher Hu Daniu stood at the door, looking blankly at the two people on the podium.
Lu Liangzhu asked him, "Teacher Hu, is there something?"
Hu Daniu said: "The director is looking for you, I'll help you top it in the next class." ”
Lu Liangzhu immediately stood up, packed up his things and turned around to leave.
Ling Wenjiao: Is it really good to ignore her so obviously in ......?
Hu Daniu walked in confused, looked at her suspiciously, and looked at Lu Liangzhu who walked out strangely.
"So what are you two doing just now staring at each other like bullfighting?" Hu Daniu asked curiously, looking at Ling Wenjiao.
Ling Wenjiao pushed the book and homework book in her hand forward: "Well, I just want to ask how to solve these questions." ”
Hu Daniu stretched out his head to look at it and said, "Oh, language." What about your weaknesses...... Come on, I'll see if I can help you out. ”
The last few Chinese questions were solved by Hu Daniu. Although Hu Daniu taught chemistry, he still remembered the high school knowledge of other subjects. Even if you are a graduate of a key university, your memory will not be very bad.
Then in the second class, Ling Wenjiao previewed the content of the next day's textbook, and then waited for the end of school.
After school, she first went to call the martial arts hall, because yesterday was Fu Dingding's provincial promotion match. Only this one was won, and the final qualifying match only began this Sunday.
If this qualifying competition can also enter the top three, then in July, Fu Dingding will be able to go to eastern Guangdong to participate in the South China martial arts competition.