Chapter Ninety-Four: How Does Your Roommate Look Two Hundred and Five?
Li Hao saw that Luo Xiaoke seemed to have read a lot of analysis about Scorpio, so he asked, "Then tell me, what kind of person am I?"
"Well, I don't know. Luo Xiaoke was embarrassed and said: "But I can say something based on the articles I read and your character." ”
"Okay, then you say, I'll listen. ”
Sometimes, Li Hao prefers to be a listener.
Listening to Luo Xiaoke tell stories in school, listening to her complaining about homework problems, and listening to her expectations for the future.
So as long as Luo Xiaoke speaks, Li Hao will definitely pay attention to it 100%.
"Scorpio, first use four words to describe, love and hate, emphasis on the perfect combination of spirit and flesh, intuition, very accurate and keen, action, very chic, and calm is also the characteristic of all Scorpio, use your own understanding to analyze, from your own side to judge the impact on yourself. ”
Li Hao listened quietly to Luo Xiaoke's words.
Although Luo Xiaoke said Scorpio, he would take Li Hao as an example, "For example, the oolong incident between you and Sisi before, you also explained it to me first, and then made it clear, there was no chaos." ”
"At that time, I thought you were calm and very powerful. ”
Li Hao said: "I didn't expect me to have so many advantages, is there anything else?"
"I won't talk about the rest. Luo Xiaoke was a little mysterious.
Li Hao didn't force it, he said with interest: "It seems that one day I will also study the constellations." ”
"Gee, I thought you'd think the constellations were a lie. Luo Xiaoke teased himself.
"It's okay, if you believe it, you will be spiritual, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it. ”
The two did not continue to discuss the constellations in the following time.
But after Luo Xiaoke returned home, he continued to collect on the Internet.
[Scorpio can do anything for love, sometimes I want to comfort you, but I still have a poisonous tongue when I say it. 】
[In Scorpio's dictionary, there are only two choices: right and wrong. 】
[Scorpio likes to take everything to heart and doesn't like to share it with others]
......
After reading the analysis on the Internet, Luo Xiaoke will also analyze Li Hao's previous performance one by one.
It seems that she is slowly beginning to pay attention to Li Hao's bit by bit.
The dull life of reading continues.
But in the busy days, Shi Li and Lu Chenyi, as living treasures in the class, can always play new tricks.
There was no air conditioning in the classroom, and a few crumbling fans still couldn't blow away the temperature of the autumn tiger.
This kind of weather, coupled with the teacher's continuous hypnosis, made the students drowsy.
Shi Li fanned his homemade fan while fishing for fish.
But just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly saw Lu Chenyi making small movements.
Shi Li immediately came to his senses, and when he looked at it, Lu Chenyi actually untied the belt, and the button in the middle of his pants had been separated from the buttonhole......
The reason why Lu Chenyi didn't wear school pants today was because his only pair of school pants was blown away by the wind on the balcony two days ago.
The student office did not buy new school pants for a while, so Lu Chenyi had to put on his jeans.
When Shi Li saw Lu Chenyi making such a lewd and perverted move, he snorted with disdain.
Lu Chenyi explained: "It's too hot this day, and I have no choice but to make this decision. ”
Shi Li laughed until he convulsed on the spot.
When Lu Chenyi was feeling cool, he grabbed his belt with force.
Lu Chenyi reacted immediately, worried that the belt would be pulled away by force, so he protected the belt with both hands.
The two started a tug-of-war in their seats.
As a result, the belt broke under their evenly matched tugging.
Shi Li couldn't help but laugh.
Their behavior attracted the attention of the teacher, and the English teacher pointed to Shi Li's side and shouted: "I still deserted in class, Shi Li, you get up and answer this question, what should I do!"
Shi Li was stunned, he hadn't listened to the class much all this time!
How could he be on the blackboard!
He had no choice but to stand up, bow his head and remain silent, and the teacher scolded and scolded before letting go of Shi Li.
"Hahaha, you deserve it. Lu Chenyi on the side was gloating.
"Chenyi, you're coming!"
The English teacher's words made Lu Chenyi's face change immediately.
He squirmed to his feet, his hands on his hips and his pants hidden by his clothes, so as not to fall.
"You do this problem on the blackboard. ”
The English teacher asked him to solve the problem, how could Lu Chenyi go in this state, so he had to stand in place and say silently: "Teacher, I won't do it." ”
Unexpectedly, the English teacher did not give up, and comforted: "As students, we must be confident, it's okay, you can come up and do it, and I won't scold you if I say something wrong." ”
Lu Chenyi would be mistaken, so he shouted confidently: "Lao Tzu won't." ”
The teacher was angry at the time: "You can't do it, you still play handsome with your hands on your waist, it's quite dragging, put your hands down." ”
Lu Chenyi is not letting it go now, and it is not if he doesn't let it go.
The situation was stalemate, the English teacher rushed over and knocked out Lu Chenyi's hand in two steps, his pants fell in response, and the classmates let out a barbell-like laugh.
The news of Lu Chenyi taking off his pants in the classroom spread throughout the school.
It can be said that he is a teenager who has become famous and famous.
After this incident, Lu Chenyi has been looking for an opportunity to deliberately retaliate, but he has always been strict and has not given a chance.
Two days later, on a rainy morning, the students didn't have to do recess exercises.
Shi Li and a young teacher were discussing a topic outside the corridor, but they didn't expect to be seen by Lu Chenyi.
At that time, the teacher happened to be wearing a pair of pants similar to the color of school pants, and the backs of the two were similar, plus it was raining and it was dark, Lu Chenyi was confused and recognized the wrong person.
Lu Chenyi quietly touched behind the two of them at that time, and then ripped off the teacher's pants with lightning speed......
At that time, it was the end of class.
In one hallway, several classes of classmates became witnesses.
The teacher's face turned green.
Lu Chenyi, who has always been fearless of danger, is at a loss at the moment, burying his head and waiting for the teacher's fate.
But at this moment, he had a plan.
I saw him untie his belt and say seriously: "Teacher, I see that your pants are rotten, and I want to change pants with you." ”
This incident led to Lu Chenyi's daily homework adding three more test papers as an end.
When Li Hao told Luo Xiaoke what happened at school, Luo Xiaoke leaned back with laughter.
She was curious: "I really want to meet your roommate, it's so interesting." ”
"Yes, if you go out to play together, Sisi, you will come together. Li Hao agreed.
Fang Sisi shook his head, "Why does your roommate look two hundred and five, I'd better forget it." ”
"My roommate is tall and strong. Li Hao knew that Fang Sisi had always wanted to find such a boy.
Fang Sisi "cut", "Such a stupid boy, I won't like it even if I'm lonely!"