Chapter 131: Little Orange, the Demon King of the Mixed World
When I walked into the room, I saw Tiffany holding a little girl with high heels, jeans, white shirt, and ball-headed girl by the neck with one hand and pinning it against the wall.
I smiled, sat down on the couch, pulled out a cigarette and put it to my mouth, and watched Tiffany's performance in silence.
Qi Ming smiled and helped me light the cigarette and sat down beside me.
"What's the situation?" I asked, taking a puff of my cigarette.
Qi Ming said with a smile: "This kid, pretending to be a little girl selling insurance, almost ate Sister Di's tofu. ”
Tiffany turned her head and said to me with a blushing face, "You're going to take him as an apprentice?"
I smiled and said, "Let him go." ”
Tiffany threw the little girl to the ground with one hand, and the little girl got up, sat down across from me, touched her neck with her hand, and said with a smile: "This sister can't afford to joke, you are my master? Hello master, I'm a little orange." ”
I listened to his crisp voice, a slightly coquettish demeanor, and watched him wear smoky makeup, earrings and necklaces, but I could still see a delicate face, how to look like a little girl.
Seeing me looking at his chest and neck, he pretended to be reserved and crossed his hands in front of his chest and said, "It's strange that Shu is good or bad, people are still underage." ”
I smiled and said, "Since you call me Master, do you know who the two of them are?"
Little Orange's eyes rolled around a few times, and said: "This sister who is wearing a black robe but is actually super strong is said to be your personal assistant, and the sister who looks beautiful and has a beautiful smile is said to be your personal secretary in life." ”
After speaking, he leaned forward again, gave a thumbs up, and said in a sly manner: "Master, good means." ”
After saying that, he gave me a "I understand" look, and then sat back upright, put his hands on his thighs, and lay his head on his stomach without saying a word.
I smiled and said: "Qiu Yinian, since you are a member of the Li family, you should know that your Sword Pavilion Immortal Sect is the most respectful of teachers, and I will tell you now that this Qi Ming Fairy is your fourth master." ”
When Qi Ming heard this, his face suddenly smiled like a flower, and he took off the cigarette butt in my hand and extinguished it in the ashtray.
Qiu Yinian raised his head in astonishment and said, "This sister, I can't get close." ”
I smiled, Qi Ming is a fairy out of the dust realm, and he naturally has immortal power to protect his body.
I continued, "That Miss Tiffany in the black robe is your fifth master. ”
Tiffany jerked her head up and stared at me.
I smiled and said to her, "It's the fifth master." Tiffany smiled at me with a complicated expression.
Qiu Yinian looked back and forth at Tiffany and Qi Ming, and muttered, "Fourth Master, Fifth Master?"
He turned to me and said, "Master, you are my idol. ”
I smiled and said, "Now you go and wash the makeup on your face and change the clothes on your body, what does a man look like like this?"
Qiu Yinian twisted and said, "Master, I actually want to tell you a secret. ”
I sneered and said, "You don't mean to say that you are psychopathic and want to be a woman, do you? ”
I turned to Qi Ming and said, "Your transformation method can be used. ”
Qi Ming smiled and said, "Okay." ”
I turned to Qiu Yinian again and said, "I forgot to introduce, your fourth master is the fairy of Pingdong Immortal Island, and Pingdong Immortal Island is the Penglai Immortal Island of the human world." They have a mastery there that can turn a man into a woman, absolutely natural, and you can even have children. ”
Qiu Yinian was shocked when he heard this, and disappeared from the sofa in a flash, and appeared on the terrace in a blink of an eye, with one foot on the railing of the terrace, and pointed at me with the other and said: "The surname is Xu, I know that you are not well-intentioned, and my mother's stupid woman will fall for you, you just want to be my cheap father." Don't come here, I'll jump if you come. ”
I stood up and walked to the terrace, and Qi Ming said behind me, "This is the forty-fifth floor. ”
I sneered and said, "The descendants of the Sword Pavilion Sword Immortal, if you can fall to your death by jumping from this height, then you will be embarrassed to live in this world again." ”
When Qiu Yinian heard this, he shouted angrily: "My uncle is a big official, my grandfather is an immortal, surnamed Xu, you have done a good job, you have done a good job, although I am dead today, but you will be in trouble in the future." ”
After saying that, he turned over and jumped out of the terrace.
Tiffany hurriedly went to the edge of the terrace to take a look and said, "This month, you guessed it again." ”
I walked to the edge of the terrace and looked down, and sure enough, Qiu Yinian got a fairy sword out of nowhere and stepped on it, and it was slowly descending at this time. He didn't forget to look up at me when he descended, and when he saw me poking my head out, he raised his middle finger at me.
I smiled and walked back to the terrace chair and sat down, poured a cup of black tea, and looked leisurely at the edge of the terrace.
Qi Ming smiled and said to me, "This month, I'll go and call Excellence to come up." ”
I nodded, and I need to see the senior brother too. He turned his head and said, "By the way, call the monk." ”
Qi Ming agreed and went out.
Tiffany came up to me and said, "What you just said is true?"
"What?" I asked, curiously.
"Fifth Master. Tiffany said, unchanged.
I smiled and said, "Of course it's true, don't you want to?"
Tiffany said, "I'm going to sleep with me tonight." ”
I looked back at her in amazement.
She looked straight out of the terrace and said, "Don't think I don't know the good things you and Qi Ming have done. ”
I shook my head helplessly, took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth, and Tiffany held out a finger and lit it with a divine fire. Then he said indifferently: "Who can't light a cigarette?"
I smiled and was about to make fun of her, but I saw Qiu Yinian come in from the edge of the terrace, sit on the ground, and gasp for air.
Two of the guards appeared on the veranda and saluted me, one of whom said, "Your Highness, this man has come out of your room, and we will take him back and wait for His Highness to dispose of him." ”
I said, "It's okay, let him be here." ”
After the immortal left, Qiu Yinian hung his head and said, "Xu Jinyue, you are amazing, I will accept it." ”
I smiled, but before I could speak, I saw Qiu Yinian feel a thin strand from his hair, and when he shook it in the wind, it turned into a thin long sword.
Then he put one hand on the ground, then kicked his legs and stabbed my sword straight at me.
I took a puff of my cigarette with interest, exhaling the smoke and watching as the sword shifted direction as it went, the tip of the sword always pointing at my chest.
It is the first form of the Thirteen Styles of the Sword Pavilion.
I only heard Tiffany snort coldly behind him, but Qiu Yinian's thin sword took off his hand and went up.
He flew out with his left hand and his left heel, his right heel with his right hand, and his left heel with his right hand, and he floated in the air in a strange posture.
I looked at Qiu Yinian, who was like a prawn, and said with a smile: "You just knew that you couldn't beat your fifth master, why would you still make a move?"
Because of his posture, Qiu Yinian raised his head with difficulty, blushed and said: "No culture, this is called a poor dagger, the trapped beast is still fighting, and he still thinks of Xiang Yu and refuses to cross Jiangdong." ”
I smiled and said, "Xiang Yu is unwilling to cross Jiangdong, you can't escape, can it be the same?"
Qiu Yinian was speechless for a while, and only said after a while: "Anyway, the master planted it today, if you want to kill it, you can do whatever you want, if the master Zou frowned, he would not be a hero." ”
I smiled, ignored him, turned back to Tiffany, and said, "Okay, call it a day, I'll do it." ”
Tiffany withdrew his divine power, Qiu Yinian fell down a little, I stretched out a finger, and the immortal power poked out, but it moved him out of the terrace.
But I saw Qiu Yinian shouting: "The surname is Xu, what do you want to do? If you don't let go of me, I will really die if I fall." ”
Tiffany said to me, "He's still a kid, just scare, don't go overboard." ”
The corners of my mouth turned up, but as soon as my fingers moved, I saw Qiu Yinian "ah" flying straight into the sky, and the cry was getting farther and farther.
Dozens of seconds later, the scream gradually increased again, and after a quick flash on the edge of the terrace, Qiu Yinian flew downstairs again.
A few seconds later, he flashed over the edge of the terrace again, flying upwards.
After repeating this a few times, when he flashed over the edge of the terrace again, it was silent.
Tiffany said eagerly, "This month, are you crazy?"
While walking towards the terrace.
I smiled and grabbed her hand and said, "You don't care, educate the children, I'm good at it." ”
After repeating it dozens of times, I parked Qiu Yinian outside the terrace.
But they ignored him.
Qi Ming, with Excellence and Ignorance Monk, watched all this in the room in a daze.
The monk clasped his hands together, bowed his head and said, "Good, good, Xu Daoyou, the poor monk wants to ask you for a favor." ”
I brought Qiu Yinian, who was foaming at the mouth, back to the terrace, still on the ground, and said to the monk with a smile: "If it weren't for your intercession, master, this matter would not be over today." ”
Zhuo Zhuo hurriedly stepped forward to pick up Qiu Yinian and said, "Senior brother, admit your mistake, Master won't blame you." ”
Qiu Yinian looked at Zhuo Zhuo and said weakly: "Master, I was wrong. ”
I smiled and said to him, "From tomorrow onwards, you follow the master who doesn't know you, follow the master's teachings, and when you really know what is wrong, come to me again." ”
He said to Zhuo Zhuo again: "Take him down and wash his face, change his outfit, what does it look like?"
After Zhuo Zhuo left, he was stunned and said to me: "Xu Daoyou, how can I teach your apprentice?"
I smiled and said, "Just ask him to follow you, you don't care what he says, you can't let him stay three meters away from you anyway." ”
The monk thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but I still have to go into battle tomorrow to kill the enemy." ”
I smiled and said: "He is the descendant of the Sword Pavilion Immortal Sect, and he is better than me in his swordsmanship, and he will help you with him." ”
The monk went out thoughtfully.
Qi Ming smiled and said to me, "You are not ready to accept him?"
I said: "Sharpen your temperament, besides, this kid's swordsmanship is very good, it should be that no one cares, and he is used to it." ”
Turning my head, I said to Tiffany, "After dinner, call Gong Xue and them, and let's discuss tomorrow's actions." ”
When I went downstairs to eat, I saw the monk standing in the middle of the hall, looking down and muttering to himself.
Strangely, Tiffany touched me, and I followed her gaze and saw Qiu Yinian, this kid was holding a few little girls in the corner and crying bitterly.
I smiled and walked to the corner of the hall, Qiu Yinian looked back and saw me, quickly let go of a few little girls, bowed his head and shouted, "Good afternoon, Master." ”
I smiled, looked at Qiu Yinian in a jeans jacket and jeans, and said with a smile: "This is decent, he was originally a very handsome young man, and he made people who were not ghosts." ”
A beautiful girl of twelve or thirteen years old said to me angrily, "Hey, you are Brother Orange's Great Demon Master, where are you going to get my Brother Orange?"
I smiled and said, "Your brother orange is not a child anymore, he wants to go with me to the Dani and be a big hero, are you willing?"
Qiu Yinian raised his head and looked at me strangely, I smiled and said, "Why are you looking at me, scared?"
He puffed out his chest and said, "What is there to be afraid of the Ni people? ”
Then he said, "Master, do you really want to take me to the Ta Ni people?"
I straightened my face and said: "Nonsense, your master and I are specialized in beating nun, your senior brother is excellent, and I don't know that there are tens of thousands of nun's lives under my hands, although you are young, but you can't lag behind him too much." ”
Qiu Yinian said seriously: "Master, I'm not young, I'm fourteen years old, and my grandfather has conquered overseas immortal islands at my age. ”
I smiled and said, "It's good to have a heart, hurry up and say goodbye to these little girls, and come to the meeting after dinner." ”
turned around, but heard Qiu Yinian say: "Little Apple, don't cry, my jewelry and everything are for you." What are you pretending to be watermelon, those clothes are left for you, your orange brother will be a big hero in the future, you can't be a whole person, it's useless to ask for these women's clothes. And you, plantains, toys and books are all given to you, you study hard, and you will be admitted to the capital in the future. ”
Tiffany smiled and said, "You know his psychology. ”
I smiled and said, "Boy, who doesn't worship great people, and who doesn't want to be a hero?"
After eating, all the staff arrived in the conference room of my room, and I said to Excellence, "You can plan." ”
Excellence stood up, walked to the conference table, and said, "Here's what tomorrow is arranged. The escort team set off with the troops first, and the hundred members of the hunter team, led by His Highness himself, followed us closely as a high-end combat force. The supply train will depart five hours after our departure, and the reconnaissance teams on both sides of the supply train will be gathered onto the car, and the troops will be responsible for the security of the two wings. ”
He paused, looked at me, and then said, "Your Highness means, I don't know what the master and the little orange junior brother are, as the vanguard of the hunter squad. ”
I looked at Qiu Yinian, who was very excited, and said, "If the little orange is afraid, follow Gong Xue to stay on the material train." ”
Qiu Yinian said loudly: "I'm not afraid. ”
I smiled and didn't say anything more.
Late at night, Tiffany sat up suddenly, and I stroked her smooth back and pinched waist, and said, "What's wrong?"
Tiffany turned to look at me and said, "If I have children in the future, I must never give them to you." ”
I laughed out loud.