Chapter 45: Large-scale pretending scene (ask for collection, ask for recommendation votes!)

After enough laughter in Li Erchun's stunned eyes, the big homeless man slapped his palm on Li Erchun's head and pulled his glasses out of the air!

Syllable!

"Video footage, huh?!"

Syllable!

"Show it to the police station, right?"

Syllable!

"Scare Lao Tzu, huh?!"

After receiving three consecutive slaps, Li Erchun was completely stunned: "How do you beat people?"

"You stupid, I'm happy!

"Iβ€”if you do it again, I'll ......"

Syllable!

"What the hell are you? You fat man, do you think your ass is big?"

"My ass is not big! You, why are you so rude!"

"Hahaha! Lao Tzu is not only rude, Lao Tzu is also very rude! Do you want to try?"

......

Two minutes later, Li Erchun, who had a blue nose and swollen face, picked up the glasses that had been trampled by the homeless man from the ground and returned to Li Shixin's side in a burst of laughter.

"What are you laughing at?"

Seeing Li Shixin looking at himself with a smile, Li Erchun was annoyed.

Li Shi sighed confidently, I'm afraid this baby is not stupid to write novels. I don't have any social experience, and I'm still a complete soft egg.

"Laugh at you. Let people be bullied into this bird. ”

was ridiculed by Li Shixin, Li Erchun's face turned red and said angrily: "Don't you see that they just want to bully individuals for fun?"

Li Shixin nodded and said, "That's right, but it has nothing to do with you being beaten like this." ”

Li Erchun was not happy to listen to this!

"Old man, you don't talk much about the wind and cold, you can try it if you have the ability! I'm afraid that people will tear down the bone frame!"

Really?

Li Shixin smiled without saying a word, and after taking a deep look at the little fat man, he walked in front of the homeless man who was still laughing and talking about Li Erchun's embarrassed appearance just now.

Seeing him an old man walking over with a smile, the big man put away his smile, "Yo, our garbage dump today is really strange." I can't help but come to a fat man with fine skin and tender meat, and an old coffin board!"

"Huh. Seeing that the big man put his face viciously in front of him, Li Shixin smiled faintly and said, "Yes, sixty-five! ”

"Don't talk nonsense!" The big man grabbed Li Shixin's collar and almost lifted him up: "Old dead man, this is Lao Tzu's territory! Who the let you come over!?"

Even if the whole person was hanging in the air, Li Shixin's face still maintained a calm smile, as if chatting with an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time, and said with a smile: "That's really disturbing." ”

β€œ...... Why don't you get out of here if you know it's bothering!?"

"It's too late, there's nowhere to go. ”

"I don't care if you have a place to go!"

"Don't worry, we'll stay here for a few days. We'll be gone in a few days. ”

"Hey, you old man?"

"Young man, I promise not to cause you any trouble or sabotage. Oh, it's a big night, why are you moving so much? Come on, come on, put me down. ”

Li Shixin's whole person is like a ball of cotton, no matter how intimidating and mocking the big man is, he always maintains a calm smile on his face, as if he is chatting with a friend he just met in a cafΓ©.

This made the big man particularly aggrieved.

Coming to find trouble was really just a piece of entertainment for his long, boring nights. I never saw the frustration on Li Shixin's face, or the emotions such as begging for mercy, panic, and anger like other unlucky people, and he felt deeply bored.

Pushing Li Shixin away, he snorted coldly, and then returned to his scrapped car with a few of his subordinates.

On the side, Li Erchun, who was holding his mobile phone and preparing to record the picture of Li Shixin's beating, was stunned when he saw that Li Shixin dealt with the matter unharmed, and seemed to have reached an agreement with the big man to "only stay here for a few days".

......

Among the passenger cars.

Although the body of the car is dilapidated, most of the windows are intact and the bus is still effectively isolated from the cold wind outside.

Li Shixin and Li Erchun searched for a worn-out Simmons in a nearby garbage dump and moved it to the car together. In this way, a proposed house was formed.

Seeing Li Shixin, who was sitting cross-legged on Simmons, seriously picking up an old flute, Li Erchun couldn't help but lean in.

"Old man, how did you do that?"

Li Shixin raised his head and blinked blankly, "What and how?"

"Why is that stupid big guy...... He didn't hit you?"

"Because I'm an old man!"

"Hey!" Li Erchun lost interest and lay back in his place.

Seeing this thing's depressed appearance, Li Shixin shook his head, put down the broken flute in his hand, and said with a smile: "But do you know why you were beaten?"

Li Erchun's ears were ridged, "Why?"

"Because from the very beginning you put yourself in the position of the underdog. From a sociological point of view, the bully bullies others, and the first thing to make sure is that the person is not enough to pose an immediate threat to them. And if you talk to the police station at the beginning, it is equivalent to telling him that you have no effective means of resistance in the face of bullying. ”

Listening to Li Shixin's casual explanation, Li Erchun thought thoughtfully: "Do you still know sociology?

"What's more, after the big man beat you, he verbally insulted you, obviously just for fun. But your anger, your cowardice, and your justifications have fueled his interest in you as a plaything. ”

"......" chewed on Li Shixin's answer, and Li Erchun fell silent.

After a while, it suddenly dawned on me, "So you just faced that big man's provocation, and deliberately made a non-salty and non-salty appearance, and every sentence rushed to end the topic, just to make him feel bored, right?"

Oh?

Li Shixin looked at the unlucky little fat man in front of him with interest.

It's okay, although people are a little stupid, but at least they are not stupid.

"Yes, the children can be taught. ”

He smiled and nodded.

Looking at Li Shixin's extraordinarily deep face in the shadows, Li Erchun frowned.

At this point, his phone vibrated a little.

Seeing the overheating prompt, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to turn off the camera just now. After more than ten minutes of continuous recording, the Xiaomi mobile phone in my arms can already replace the warm baby.

Turning off the video, Li Erchun sighed.

The mobile phone has already been shut down in arrears, otherwise it would not have been bullied so badly if you called the police directly just now.

"Huh?"

Subconsciously opened the network connection and searched the wireless network, and found that there was a WIFI without a password nearby, Li Erchun's eyes widened.

"Damn! Where this bird doesn't, there is still a net!"

Looking at the network signal that was only one grid, Li Erchun was surprised and delighted, and went up without saying a word.

As soon as the Internet was connected, a large number of messages immediately popped up on the mobile phone.

I saw a QQ group called "Online Literature Collection Shenying", and there was a message @ myself. Li Erchun hurriedly clicked on the Q group and took a closer look.

found that several of the great gods inside were pretending to be unscrupulous at this time;

Arguments about two-flowered hats: Alas, life is really hard. The copyrights sold for millions are not enough to buy a house in Shanghai. Why am I such a waste?

Eagle Eats Chicken Bully: Alas..... I'm fucking shit! Halfway through the month, I've only updated 300,000 words. It is estimated that the manuscript fee will not reach 2 million this month. I bought two sets of 300 square meters of large flats a few days ago, and the money for the decoration of the manuscript next month is not enough, and I have to eat soil again! Is there anyone who pities me and sends a private bag of five yuan to buy a box of cigarettes?

Half-paper love letter: Can you two not pretend to be forced? Is it interesting? How can I talk about a manuscript fee of more than 200,000 yuan a month?

Stealing the name: Meng Xin is trembling, this Meng Xin has a monthly manuscript fee of 20,000 yuan... Don't dare to squeak.

Yan Huang: @偷名, you made more than 3 million yuan from stock trading last month, don't you invite guests?

Stealing Name: 555... Worth hundreds of millions of dollars, there are more than 30 suites in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, and the big man who writes books not to make money but to have fun will blackmail and fight the streets!

β€œ......”

Looking at such a chat record, and then looking at the environment he was in, Li Erchun felt that there was a big hand invisibly, holding a steel needle to prick his heart, poke his lungs, and block two bronchial tubes by the way.

It's so ruthless that you can't breathe!

At this time, a group of bigwigs in the group had happily finished the first wave of force.

But after discovering that everyone is actually the same, and life is so unpretentious and boring, everyone feels bored for a while.

It was only then that the people in the group realized something.

Eagle Eats Chicken Bully: Sizzle...... I've been so unhappy these days. It seems that something is missing!

Argument about the two-flowered hat: Alas, when the eagle said this, I also felt as if something was missing in the group.

Half-paper love letter: Like, the only one in the group who is really miserable is missing?

Stealing names: I remember, @二ζ˜₯θΏ™δΊŒι€Όε₯½ε‡ ε€©ζ²‘ιœ²ι’δΊ†!

Seeing that the bigwigs in the group @ their own mascots on the street, Li Erchun smiled bitterly.

After thinking about it, he sent a message;

"I ran out of money, was kicked out by my landlord, and now I'm spending the night in the dump. ”

The group suddenly exclaimed, questioning the authenticity of Li Erchun's speech. After all, in the eyes of all of him, the minimum standard for hitting the street is that the monthly manuscript fee is only 10,000.

Zero income, living in a garbage dump?

How fresh!

Seeing that everyone didn't believe it, Li Erchun sighed. After thinking about it, he told me what happened after he was kicked out this morning and met Li Shixin.

Seeing that everyone still didn't believe it, he simply clicked on the photo album on his mobile phone and ...... the video of himself being beaten just now It's out!

The network signal is not very good, and the video upload is very slow. But when the video was transmitted to the group, everyone saw Li Erchun's tragic situation, and they immediately boiled.

After all, in this group, hitting the streets and living in a garbage dump is really a novel experience.

However, after watching the second half of the video, about Li Shixin's handling of the big man who came to find trouble, and the old man's analysis of Li Erchun's handling of the bullying problem from a sociological point of view, some people were silent.

After a while, the gods in the group spoke again one after another;

Argument about the two-flower hat: @二ζ˜₯, this old man is really a garbage picker?

Eagle Eats Chicken Bully: @二ζ˜₯, the video is gone. Very educational, the old man is not simple.

Half a love letter: @二ζ˜₯, the video was transferred and uploaded to station B. If there are many coins, I will send you a red envelope to eat.

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