Chrysanthemum waved her hand, leaned in front of the thin monkey, and said without a beak: "I'll see who it is!"

Her big fat hand forcibly grabbed the skinny monkey's head and twisted him towards the crowd.

After seeing the face clearly, she let out a roar like killing a pig.

"Skinny Monkey!"

The thin monkey urn said angrily, "You recognize the wrong person." ”

Chrysanthemum roared: "See you ghost! sharp-beaked monkey gills, not a thin monkey, I'll screw off my head for you to sit on!"

Xu Zhiming saw that Chrysanthemum knew the thin monkey, and took off the masks of the other two.

Chrysanthemum knew who those two people were just by looking at the figures of the other two.

"Dog!"

"Sweet potato!"

When the last name was called, the tail note of the chrysanthemum was so angry that it forked.

A person next to him glanced at the sweet potato with disgust, and said to Chrysanthemum: "I'm sorry! It turned out to be your son! Chrysanthemum, please take care of your son, run out and be embarrassed."

He is like this, who will dare to marry your family after he goes out, and he also said that you are still a matchmaker, how can your son do such a thing!

If it was ancient times, he would have been castrated a long time ago!"

Chrysanthemum was so angry that she trembled, Sweet Potato went to bed early last night, and she went out early in the morning, but she didn't find that her son didn't return overnight.

Now I really ate melons and ate myself, and my house collapsed.

The volume of the Hedong lion's roar was not a joke, the words of the chrysanthemum just now came into everyone's ears, and everyone knew who the three people were.

"Hahaha! It turned out to be a skinny monkey, dog egg and sweet potato from Linjia Village!"

"Aunt Chrysanthemum eats melons and eats them on her head! Sweet potato, your mother is going to kill you!"

"I filmed the whole thing!Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"Send it to the group and make everyone laugh. ”

Some young people think it's funny, but when they get older, they start scolding.

"Bah! These are these three second-rate people again, who don't do serious things day by day, and do things that are skinless and shameless every day. ”

"I heard that the three of them are in some gang, and they are not people to mess with, so don't look at the excitement. After saving them, they will hold grudges, and they will worry about your family in the future, and go to your house to steal chickens and dogs. ”

"Go back and tell your relatives and friends around you that don't let your daughter marry these three people, they are all scum. ”

Listening to everyone's comments, Chrysanthemum was so angry that her heart fluctuated violently, and her eyes could be on fire when she looked at the sweet potato.

Sweet potato cried and cried for help: "Mom, hurry up and save me! Someone stripped us of our clothes and threw them into the woods over there." ”

Chrysanthemum glanced at him fiercely, gritted her teeth and said, "You wait, I want you to look good when I go home!"

She saw the people around her taking pictures with their mobile phones, and stopped her angrily: "Shoot the fart! I haven't seen anyone without clothes? Shoot again, shoot again, I'm not done with you!"

As she warned them, she went out into the woods to find clothes for them.

"Oh, Aunt Chrysanthemum, don't run!

The thin monkey and the dog Dan saw Chrysanthemum running to find clothes and glared at the sweet potato, and they were about to die.

His words caused the crowd to laugh again.

Xu Zhiming shook his head and said with a smile: "You young people, you are playing big. Don't mess around in the future, you're almost going to the police. ”

With that, he went to untie the three of them one by one.

"Thank you!"

After the three of them were untied, they covered their bodies and slipped into the forest in full view of everyone, and went to look for Chrysanthemum and their clothes.

The news quickly spread in the neighborhood, and many people posted high-definition photos and videos in their respective groups.

Everyone knows that there are three light pigs tied to the tree, and there is a hilarious moment when the chrysanthemum eats melons and eats on their heads, and those Hedong lion roars were imitated for a while.

This freshly baked news continued to soar in popularity, and it was turned around, and people all over the country saw it as a funny video.

When many girls and children saw this video, they were scolding the thin monkeys and their shameless hooligans.

Especially the girls in Maple Town, they all said that they would not marry these three second-rate sons if they were killed.

In short, the three of them are notorious to go to the sea.

Lin Tian saw the video and photos for the first time, which were sent by Li Xiaobo.

Lin Tian didn't tell them what happened last night, and he lay on the net bed in the fishpond woods, laughing and screaming.

The geese thought he was practicing goose language and responded to him.

Lin Tian was even happier, his eyes looked at the small garden not far away, and his eyes were a little gloomy.

"Bai Ling, how good do you want you to be, when I laugh, you laugh louder than me. ”

The three of them hid at home for a few days, and when they felt that the limelight had receded a little, they got together again.

Sweet potato has had the worst time in the past few days, and he has done all the hard work at home and has not gone out.

If he hadn't been a matchmaker, he wouldn't have found a chance to slip out.

Dogan wondered.

"Brother Monkey, why haven't the Black Dragon Gang been looking for us recently? What do they think?

It stands to reason that if we fail this mission, if Brother Long finds out, he will definitely get angry and punish us. This thing is so weird. ”

The thin monkey also looked annoyed.

"Who do I ask me for? I sent a message to Brother Rotten Fish, and he didn't reply to me. If you don't take on any more work, you'll run out of money. ”

Sweet potato let out a long sigh.

"My mother said that next time she finds me messing around outside, she won't introduce me to my wife.

She also asked me to go to Sanhe Village to move bricks, and I heard that the salary given there was quite high, and I could save my wife's capital after a few months.

When I work obediently, she will find a wife for me. ”

"You still have the heart to find a wife? You haven't scared away enough women over the years!

The last time the limelight hasn't passed, and no one will want to marry you. Unless you're rich, the super-rich kind.

It's impossible to work part-time, so let's mess with us, the money comes quickly. ”

Hearing the dog's words, Sweet Potato looked sad.

"Then we have to have a job to pick up, the Black Dragon Gang will ignore us. ”

The thin monkey said, "Hey, it's not a way to go on like this. In this way, let's go to the Black Dragon Gang, it's boring to be idle at home anyway. Maybe Brother Rotten Fish can't be contacted for anything recently, go and ask. ”

The three of them came to the county seat, and the Black Dragon Gang had several shops on one street, and one of the mahjong parlors was the base camp of the Black Dragon Gang.

They hadn't walked in yet, and they saw a few Black Dragon Gang members at the door. The Black Dragon Gang looked at each other, and then more people from the mahjong parlor came out.

They looked at the three skinny monkeys, moving their knuckles, and their faces were full of evil smiles.

The thin monkey said weakly, "Brothers, I want to find Brother Rotten Fish." ”

He didn't get a response, and without saying a word, the group beat them up and threw them out like garbage.

During the whole process, they didn't say a word, no matter how the thin monkey begged the three of them for mercy, they were indifferent.

The three thin monkeys had blue noses and swollen faces, supported each other, and left the mahjong hall like lost dogs.

The three of them were very depressed in their hearts, and the second monk was puzzled.

"What the hell is going on? How can you beat us up when you see it, and you won't give a reason! It seems that the Black Dragon Gang will not be able to go back in the future. ”

The dog's face was frustrated.

"Alas, it's really unlucky! I finally found an organization to stay, and I made a lot of money last time, and I feel pretty good. I didn't expect to be kicked out so quickly, it's really unlucky!"

"Damn, those people beat me so hard. It's better for us to go for supper, it's hard to come to the county seat, don't eat supper or something, it's too wasteful. ”

Sweet potatoes are optimistic.