I am back
The next day, when Yeyu found himself soaking in the pool, it was rushing...... However, the immortal-level brain smoothly reminded him of the madness of last night....... Then I silently swore that if I drank like this again, I would be a dog!! and I would never get drunk with immortals on my wedding day......
MD, Yeyu hurriedly ran to the master bedroom, found Xiao Yuan and Honghong, Han Ruochu was relieved, closed the door and stopped caring about the four female drunkards. Then he began to find that several of his mentally handicapped brothers had been safely put into various rooms, sleeping peacefully, and there was still wine soup and warm water at the bedside......
Night Rain only felt a burst of heart congestion......
After all...... It was he who had banished Svein to Europe...... He was trying to get the night rain out of the pool...... was released by the night rain to travel to Europe, and then the night rain also set up a formation on the edge of the pool, and there was no one at home who could crack it, so the night rain was very successful in soaking in the pool for a night......
This is resting on ordinary people, and I am afraid that the corpses are already swollen...... Hey, I'll have to bring Svein back later...... Sloppy. Really sloppy.
After dinner last night, I went to a private KTV to show my singing voice, Xiao Yuan as the main force of the singing crowd was fascinated, and the night rain even listed Xiao Yuan's singing as a reserved item, which is still the result of Xiao Yuan's complete lack of mana, if you use some mana, it is even more fascinating, but after all, it is not only Ye Yu himself...... As soon as I sang, it was midnight, during which I toasted small games, private kitchen snacks, everything.
Drinking ordinary wine Night Rain will not get drunk at all, so the wine I drink is secretly mixed with a lot of immortal drunk, this thing is completely poison for mortals, and it belongs to the existence that can directly never wake up with a small sip, but for the immortals at the level of Night Rain, it is just right.
If it weren't for the fact that Yeyu had become a supplier of small snacks in Heavenly Court, a fairy gold medal shopping guide, he really couldn't afford to drink this.
The slightly drunk night rain took the brothers who were already a little daunted to the hot springs, and began to introduce the places of interest in their yards to their roommates along the way...... The flowers sent by the Emperor of Beiyin, the bronze statue cast by Huo De Xingjun, and the light bulb transformed by Lei Gongdian's mother...... The roommates scolded Ye Yu for being mentally retarded, and fell into the hot spring where Meng Po burned the stove in Ye Yu's mouth with a smile......
Yeyu felt very aggrieved, what we said was true, why scolding me...... Then the slightly overhead night rain began to pour them wine...... It's impossible to show spells, and although it's a bit top-notch, Night Rain's sanity still exists...... Nightrain's idea is that as long as they drink until they fall unconscious, then what they say is true. Surely no one refutes it......
Then, the hot spring becomes a sake bath...... What is called the wine pond meat forest, this is called the wine pond meat forest, Hao Gan wanted to roast the whole sheep night rain roasted twenty on the edge of the wine pool, and then pressed the brothers into the wine pool, and even Hao Gan was stunned to die of alcohol poisoning once...... Let the night rain be stuffed into the body by the conjuring spirit, and then save it with the elixir.
At that time, everyone was already delirious, and even Gao Youyan, who was usually the most sensible, applauded...... Twenty roast sheep must have not been eaten, and they were all sent to the refugee area when the night rain went crazy, which can be regarded as a good thing......
There was no mess on Xiaoyuan's side, but the wine from Yeyu's side seeped over there..... Although the two baths are separated by bamboo boards, the four men restrained each other and did not peep...... After all, whoever sees it will feel at a loss......
Xiao Yuan was okay, Han Ruochu and the others, who had absorbed a lot of wine on their skin, went back to the room to rest, and after Han Ruochu came up with wine, he was stunned to sing the Jingyun drum back to the room, with a look at the board, and the singing was quite flavorful...... Bai Xinxin looks like a cold beauty, but in fact she looks like an old rascal, eating Xiaoyuan and Honghong's tofu all the way, but Honghong, who looks cheerful and outgoing, is embarrassed to dodge.......
The four of them drank staggered, lying down everywhere, and even had to run to the road, that is, Yeyu's villa was far away from the city, otherwise maybe there would really be a scene like the movie "The Hangover......
Then the bloodlines began to help Xiao Yuan deal with the female dependents, and the male servants cleaned up the field, a bundle of leek essence was squatting on the ground tremblingly, all the young shoots on the head were roasted by the night rain, and the Gothic spire was broken off by the night rain, and the back button was full of pimple soup, and everyone else was fine, mainly because the cooks were almost exhausted, if it wasn't for the extra money, they would really have stopped picking and doing
Then I arranged for the roommates who rained at night...... After the roommates of Night Rain were settled, the old housekeeper took Svein and the others to see Night Rain soaking in the fountain pool and began to worry......
What do you think you can do...... The key is that the strong aura of the night rain has formed an aura, and there is quite a momentum that no one wants to get me out of the pool today, and finally Svein sacrificed himself to rush into the aura of the night rain, intending to take the night rain out, but who knew that the night rain suddenly grabbed Svein's collar and disappeared directly in place.
At that time, Ye Yu's thought was, woc, where did you come from such a handsome European? Since you are an international friend, I will help you send it home...... Then Svein was sent directly to Ukraine in Europe, after all, the beauties there are the best-looking, and the night rain wants to take a look twice...... I have to say, it's really good-looking! But the night rain is to see, and then come back.
Leaving a dumbfounded face, Svein stayed in place in a daze, at a loss, mainly because before Ye Yu left, he said, "No thanks, it's all what I should do, my name is Feng! I am the successor of socialism! Good comrade!"
Ye Yu, who returned to the pool, happily put the formation around him, and the old housekeeper didn't do anything more when he saw that he couldn't do anything, and looked at Ye Yu quietly...... The young lady has already gone to bed, and it is even more inappropriate to disturb the young lady, so she simply soak in the pool by the night rain, anyway, according to the physique of the night rain, even if you live in the pool, it is not a big problem.
Then, as the day passed, the night rain successfully soaked himself up......
Nightrain was stunned to think about the shame she had done last night...... Silently covered his face, if I drank like that again, I would be a dog!! but I was really happy......
"You guys had a hard time last night. Yeyu looked at the old housekeeper behind him quite embarrassed, stretched out his hand from the void and dragged Svein, who was still in place, and soothed the leek essence that had been cut off his hair, this leek essence seemed to be given to him by the Hundred Flowers Fairy, as if he was disgusted with him too much, how could such a good sheep grass be said to be given away, and it was the right way to get a leek on time......
"I'm sorry, this month's salary has been doubled......" Ye Yu said apologetically again, but the salary of these bloodlines is the spirit stone of this world, which is still very helpful for cultivation. As for where did Ye Yu come from? He, a middleman in the fairy world, has money! Of course, the staple food of the blood descendant is bought from the hospital, and this is all the work of the old housekeeper.
And the night rain found that his family may not need to buy New Year's goods this year, chicken, duck and fish, very complete, even the fireworks, they can be a perfect substitute, more amazing is that their own fireworks are bigger, more gorgeous, and pollution-free and pollution-free......!
Professional reception of companies that need fireworks, do not worry about the city's smoking ban, rest assured that flowers, rest assured that the night rain fireworks company will serve you wholeheartedly...... At this time, Xiao Yuan had quietly slipped down, and she didn't drink much last night, let alone just ordinary wine, and now she is very sober.
Wearing a white cheongsam, he sat on Ye Yu's lap. Ye Yu's eyes are straight, although the time with his wife is not short, but as long as he sees her, Ye Yu's heart is still very excited. Yeyu's old face flushed, and he looked at Xiao Yuan, "You are so good-looking~"
Xiao Yuan looked at Ye Yu and kissed Ye Yu's lips, this LSP, I like to see the cheongsam the most, and I like to wear meat silk by myself, although Xiao Yuan's beautiful legs are smooth and slippery and no worse than the top stockings, but Ye Yu is an old pervert, and he has a showdown!!
"Hey, husband, what was Sister Han singing yesterday? Xiao Yuan looked at the night rain, although it was not a short time to be mixed on the Internet, but Xiao Yuan had never heard this kind of song.
Yeyu was stunned for a moment, then shook her head, "It seems to be a Jingyun drum, which is a kind of traditional repertoire, and it seems that her grandfather likes to listen to it." Lao Gao seems to have said this before, but I haven't heard much about it. Night Rain hugged Xiao Yuan, feeling the warm body of her lover and the smell of fragrant fragrance. "If you're interested, I'll take you to listen to it, and Peking Opera or something, although it is said to be the quintessence of the country, but I haven't heard of it. ”
Night rain is quite a pity for this matter, I didn't understand it when I was a child, and the babbling was not good, but I didn't have the opportunity to listen to it when I grew up, and besides, it's one thing to love it or not. It's a pity, what can be said to be the quintessence of the country must have the most profound connotation of a nation, but today's young people don't have the heart to touch and feel it......
But there is no way to do it, the times are developing, society is progressing, even very old things, are gradually disappearing, and even one day you can only see them in museums, admiring the brilliance of the original time. It cannot be said that what has been eliminated by the times is bad, it can only be said that he no longer caters to the masses.
"Well, good!" Xiao Yuan said happily, in fact, as long as she was with Yeyu, she was very happy.
"School is already over, and the day after tomorrow at the latest, you will come to my house to see my parents. Ye Yu looked at Xiao Yuan funny, in fact, Ye Yu was also very nervous when she knew that she was going to meet Xiao Yuan's parents at the beginning...... Yeyu remembered that at that time, he also found a very handsome dress that he thought was very handsome and put it on, but in the end it proved that his character was trustworthy enough!
"I'll do my best!" Xiao Yuan panicked in his heart, but he clenched his little fist hard to cheer himself on. Night Rain Horn kissed Xiao Yuan's face, and Xiao Yuan was the cutest!
"Well, I believe that Comrade Xiaoyuan, whom my family loves, will definitely be able to defeat the evil mother-in-law of the Ye family!" Ye Yu looked at Xiao Yuan with a smile, but Ye Yu was really not worried that Xiao Yuan would fight with his own mother, and if the two of them did not reach a united front to huh him together, he would already be very satisfied......
"Then you said I was going to bring something......" After Xiao Yuan learned about human society, he still understood that he needed to bring some gifts when he came to the door for the first time. Yeyu looked at Xiao Yuan and thought to herself that it would be better to let her buy something, which can be regarded as a comfort in her heart. Anyway, this year, my parents want to know that Xiaoyuan is a fox.
But I'm an immortal, and I still need to be afraid that my parents won't allow it? I'm not a salted fish, and I don't have that sister......
I'm just a sun fox fairy at most!What's the matter!Is there any problem?!
"It's normal to bring some Moutai, tea and something. "Yeyu thought about it, and still thought it was quite interesting, first went home and told his parents that his decrepit boy had a universe invincible super cute girlfriend, and then my mother would doubt life, and then the world's number one beautiful girlfriend was still the super rich second generation!
Just when they thought that their son was so lucky to save the galaxy in his previous life, they suddenly told them again, your son is an immortal cultivator! Especially the kind of bull, the kind of urban pig and tiger super boss who is only one step away from immortality, his parents' jaws will definitely be shocked, and then the heavenly court savior, the legendary characters can see if they want to! Your son is the biggest middleman, the kind that makes the difference in death. Hahahahaha.
The most exciting thing is here, what they didn't expect is that their demon-level daughter-in-law is actually not a person from this world, but a poor saint in another world who was saved by her own family's declining boy, and then the most exciting thing is here, that is, the super beauty who will marry her son next year is a little fox!
Hahaha Let these thieves who are becoming more and more unflavored in the New Year pull wonderful.
The end of this matter is to do it in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve. Night Rain thought about these things with a grin. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I will go to Sister Xin's house to pay New Year's greetings, and then bring Sister Xin's family a different New Year's flavor. I'm going to have a new name for Night Rain this year, Frightened...... Ah, it's a surprise maker!hahahaha......ha My aunt's heart is not very good, but after this year passes, there will be no problem, and the money for making a stent next year will be saved......
Please call me Night, Plain, Money-Saving Little Genius, Rain......
"Well, let's go, husband, let's go buy a bar! There are clothes or something, by the way, there are also the size of the clothes of the parents-in-law, I have to buy them a few clothes, and then there are cosmetics, and health products, what the advertiser said is good...... "Xiao Yuan began to make a list, and asked the old housekeeper to bring a pen and paper to write seriously.
Yeyu thought about it, since Xiao Yuan wants it, then go to Lao Yuan's to steal some red robes, he can't be fake, although his father prefers to drink, but he often entertains some customers or something and has prepared a lot of good tea, so I think Lao Ye can recognize the quality of the tea......
"Then do you think I'm going to steal some good tea for you, how are you going to compensate me~" Yeyu looked at Xiao Yuan ambiguously.
"What else do you want, don't you eat and wipe them all clean!" Xiao Yuan looked at Ye Yu aggrievedly, that look made Ye Yu a little unbearable, so he wanted to make some paid content......
"Big deal, big deal, people are looking for a sister to accompany you?" Xiao Yuan looked at Ye Yu with a sly smile. looked pitiful, as if he had been wronged, if other men saw it, he would start to endure the humiliation, find every opportunity to assassinate Ye Yu, and swear to give Xiao Yuan freedom.
But eighty percent of those who kill the night rain will become LSP......
Night rain hurriedly hit Xiao Yuan's buttocks, oh, it feels like a thief......
"Go, go, serious!" "Night Rain looked at Xiao Yuan with yellow eyes, "move by yourself." Night Rain grinned.
Xiao Yuan nodded helplessly, this is called a serious shameless husband! All he thinks about in his mind all day is some yellow things, he should be a fox spirit...... No, Teddy !!
"Then, I'm going to collect some interest first......" Ye Yu looked at Xiao Yuan in a white cheongsam, a wolf light appeared in his eyes, to be honest, such a Xiao Yuan is as delicate as a figure, and the second comrade Ye Yu can hold on to it until now, completely relying on a small amount of normal brain......
"Are your friends still there!!" Xiao Yuan was resisted by the night rain, and gently slapped the back of the night rain.
"It's okay, they can't wake up......" Nightrain laughed evilly, and the poor roommates were once again cast some wonderful magic...... Their first experience of magic was seized in such a very improper way, and the first reason was because Comrade Night Rain wanted to live in the daylight......
Night Rain put on high heels for Xiao Yuan, and then started a happy day in front of the mirror......
Night Rain almost doesn't let Xiao Yuan wear high heels, although it is indeed very sexy, and with Xiao Yuan's physique, just high heels will not have any effect on Xiao Yuan's body, but in fact, high heels are like small feet in the twentieth century, and they are quite harmful to women's bodies. You can find these things on the Internet by just searching for them. So in addition to the fact that when you don't have to walk, the night rain will be like using props, like, some, ahem, um, handcuffs and other happy buff props, so that Xiaoyuan can wear high heels.
The rest of the time is to find some comfortable clothes and shoes for Xiaoyuan, two people together, comfort is the most important thing!
This is not a lot of night rain, but an attitude, compared to how beautiful you are, I hope you are safe and healthy to grow old with me, one room for two people, three meals for four seasons, enough......
From morning to afternoon, Xiao Yuan changed three clothes bitterly, but he was tired......
"Hmph, I won't pick it, you pick it for me, you want the best! Let my father-in-law and mother-in-law like the gift!" Xiao Yuan lay lazily on Ye Yu's chest, and said coquettishly.
Ye Yu, who consciously took care of the loss, laughed with him, "No problem!
"Hmph, I'd better do it myself. Xiao Yuan shook his head again, the most important thing is his own mind, he can show his mind more by picking himself, no matter what others think, at least he is very attentive!
Yeyu smiled and doted on Xiao Yuan, who was still having a headache about what to buy, this girl is so good, she will never be pampered and arrogant, and she will never be arrogant, what is it, what else is there to pick, it is not her own to say a word to her.
And the poor brothers of Night Rain began to wake up one after another with their heads in their hands, and then looked for the most humiliating thing from their intermittent memory...... For example, sticking a cake in your nose......
Then I remembered a lot of dreamy scenes...... For example, the roof of a house full of pimple soup...... Then at the same time, I looked at the very complete Gothic spire outside, and breathed a sigh of relief, it was really a dream, it was really magical...... But why do I dream of such nonsense......
The most terrifying thing is Hao Gan, who recalls the whole process of angina, the terrifying feeling of cardiac arrest, WOC, as if he really died once...... Even more nonsense...... I actually dreamed that the night rain had revived me again, and Song and Gao Youyan were applauding there......
Then the three of them promised again at the same time that I would drink like that again in the future, and I would be a dog!!
After another night, a few people said goodbye to Ye Yu Xiaoyuan, and went back to their respective homes to find their own mothers.
Night Rain frantically stole half of Yuan Xi's big red robe. Then with a box of Moutai, Xiaoyuan's carefully selected various items, clothes, food and health products, as well as two sweaters knitted by Xiaoyuan himself, and a bunch of surprises, I flew home, which was destined to be a joyful New Year, and also a ...... A completely different New Year's ......
A building in Youzhou County, Hebei Province
"Knock knock! Mom and Dad, I'm back!!" Ye Yu took Xiao Yuan's hand and went directly to the door of his house, knocking on the door and shouting......
"Aren't your father-in-law and mother-in-law at home?" Xiao Yuan tilted his head to look at the door, and then looked at Yeyu with a shocked face, "What's wrong?"
"I ...... There is a sense of foreboding......"