Chapter 200 The steering wheel was smashed by Yu Degang

See you on stage, in fact, it is the jargon of the world, there are two meanings, the first is no problem, even if there is a problem, we can solve it on stage, it is a meaning of encouraging each other, and the other is not familiar with each other, or competing with each other, and we will see you on stage if you have the ability.

And there will only be three kinds of results on stage, both sides are good, both are happy, the second is good, one is bad and the other is bad, and the third is not good, both are not good, both lose!

And this double defeat happened to Ma Lianliang and Cheng Yanqiu back then.

Master Ma Lianliang has never sung with Cheng Yanqiu, once in a compulsory play, the two were sent to work in "Baolian Lantern", Ma Lianliang is three years older than Cheng Yanqiu, it stands to reason that Chen Yanqiu should go to Ma Lianliang to play, but Cheng Yanqiu was also a big horn at the time, and felt that this play was not difficult, so he didn't go to Ma Lianliang, which means that he will see him on stage, and he does not mean to set up seedlings.

After the two came to power, the problem came.

Boss Ma sings and plays neatly and neatly, and he is very "handsome".

But Boss Cheng's artistic characteristics are slow and tight, tight and slow, you think he finished singing this sentence, but in fact he is in a good voice, you just want to open your mouth, his voice comes out again, it always makes you anxious.

Boss Ma opened his mouth to be hearty and concise, and waited for Cheng Yanqiu with half a breath.

But Boss Cheng has his own scale, first slowly and leisurely make his own figure, and then sing after he has done enough, and the end of the song is around the beam for three days.

This time it's good, one is on the fire, the other is digging a well, and it can't be closed at all.

It is said that these two have been on the stage for decades, and this kind of thing is actually not a problem.

But that day, the two of them didn't know what was wrong, neither of them would budge, they both felt that there was nothing wrong with their singing, and the other party should come at their own pace.

Both of them have a ruler in their hearts, but one is measured in centimeters and the other is measured in feet, and the specifications are different.

The two of them awkwardly dealt with this play, and when they got to the backstage, they felt more uncomfortable than the other, although they smiled and said hard work to each other, but I am afraid that they are saying in their hearts, just this time, there will be no second time!

Sure enough, since then, Ma Lianliang and Cheng Yanqiu, the two masters, have never been on the same stage again.

Pei Yanzhi encountered such a situation today, Yu Degang's lyrics are a little different from what he learned.

In fact, you can't blame Yu Degang, Yu Degang changed his words for the actress before, but those words have been those words since elementary school, and they are very awkward after changing, and it is easy to forget, after this goes on stage, anyway, the opening is Yu Degang's own monologue, Princess Tiejing has not yet come on stage, and she can sing as much as she wants.

After Pei Yanzhi heard Yu Degang sing a few words, he knew that it was time for him to play, so he motioned to the actor who played the maid next to him, and opened his mouth behind the curtain and said, "Girl, lead the way!"

The band outside was changed to a sippy rocker.

Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth and sang,

"The peony blooms the peony and puts a red flower,

The sun is shining in spring, and the birds are noisy.

I was supposed to play with the horses,

Why is he worried all day long. ”

Because Pei Yanzhi was wearing makeup, and the name on the water brand had not changed, everyone thought that this Princess Tiejing was still the actress, and they didn't care, but Pei Yanzhi opened his mouth to sing, which made the fans below widen their eyes.

"This singing voice is so good, it doesn't look like Xiao Zhao's voice!"

"Hey, this voice is not Zhao Xiuli's voice, is it a change, haven't you heard of it!"

"No, this person is not Zhao Xiuli, his face and eyes are not alike!"

"It's really a replacement, what's going on, on-the-spot replacement, is there something wrong!"

"Who is this person, his voice is really good, he seems to be singing in Pei Pai's voice!"

"Pei faction, it seems that there are no heirs of the Pei faction in the capital now, except for Pei Jingqi and Pei Yanzhi!"

"Damn, do you think this will be Pei Yanzhi!"

"Don't say it, the more I look at it, the more I look like it!"

The fans in the audience began to stir a little.

The two people on the stage looked at the commotion off the stage, and there was no accident in their hearts.

So Pei Yanzhi and Yu Degang continued to perform directly, ready to use their ability to suppress everyone's voices.

Gradually, everyone's voices were lowered, after all, the performance of the two people was very exciting, and this-->>

In the past few years, I felt that I had spent money and actually saw the performances of the two big horns, and I had to watch and listen to it well, otherwise I would lose a lot.

Pei Yanzhi's heart was vigilant, thinking about his own words, he couldn't just listen to Degang's words, it was easy to lead himself into the ditch.

Several times, if it weren't for Pei Yan's heart, he would really be taken away by Yu Degang.

And Yu Degang also spread out, after singing a few words with Pei Yanzhi, Yu Degang felt that he was all over the body, he had never cooperated with such a good Danjiao, Pei Yanzhi's singing and style made Yu Degang feel very comfortable, so he forgot about changing the words, and directly used the original words of his own Qi faction.

finally arrived at this part of the most classic Shengdan duet in "Sitting in the Palace", Yu Degang completely let go of himself and almost smashed Pei Yanzhi's steering wheel.

"I am a good husband and wife with you, why should Princess Xian be polite again and again! Yang Yanhui once frowned, and he will never forget that my wife is as heavy as Mount Tai!" Yu Degang changed several words in one sentence, which made Pei Yanzhi also feel uneasy.

"Talking about the kindness of husband and wife, we will marry you thousands of miles from north to south. For some reason, you are worried all day long, and you can only say anything about your confidants. Pei Yanzhi took it steadily.

The audience below didn't care about the flaws in Yu Degang's lyrics at all, maybe for them, the happiest thing was that Yu Degang pouted his Danjiao, and Danjiao forgot the words, that was the interesting thing.

And the opposite is still Pei Yanzhi, if Pei Yanzhi is forgotten by Yu Degang, the following viewers feel that they can reach the climax directly, this is definitely tomorrow's hot search headlines, I witnessed it!

"It's not that I'm plain and sad, there is a confidant I don't dare to say clearly, Xiao Tianzuo put Tianmen and the two countries are at war, my mother came to Beifan with grain and grass, and I have the heart to go to the camp to probe my mother, how can I be far away in the sky, I can't see Ciyan. Yu Degang sang with flying eyebrows, red face and red ears.

It was this sentence that almost sent Pei Yanzhi away.

Because the last sentence should be "I have the heart to go back to Song Ying to see my mother, but I am far away from the world." At this time, Pei Yanzhi was ready to open his mouth, because this duet between the two is you and me, singing on top, and there can be no space in between.

But as soon as Pei Yanzhi was about to open his mouth, he heard Yu Degang say again, "You can't see Ciyan", and he almost forgot his words!

Fortunately, Pei Yanzhi reacted quickly and had a good memory, otherwise, he would really have to fold here.

Without any expression on his face, Pei Yanzhi hurriedly sang, "You have to be clever to argue there, and if you want to worship your cousin, we won't stop you." ”

"Although the princess doesn't stop it, how can she make the arrow in Yin'an!"

Pei Yanzhi felt that the green tendons on his head were jumping around, "I have the heart to give you the golden arrow, I'm afraid that you won't return it once you go." ”

"The princess gave me a golden arrow, and I returned it as soon as I saw my mother. "It's not easy to finally get it right!

"Song Ying is far away from here, how can you return it overnight. ”

"The princess gave me an arrow, the third watch goes, the fourth watch turns, and the five drums turn back tomorrow!" This sentence, Yu Degang sang in a subdued and sonorous voice.

But Pei Yanzhi felt like he was going crazy, what kind of ghost words are this, I have never heard such words in my two lifetimes of singing, are your Qi Sect's words really like this? Or did you create them yourself!

Fortunately, Pei Yanzhi did not relax his vigilance at all, although his face was a little unnatural, he still took this paragraph stubbornly.

"The right person called our alliance vow, and you also expressed it to the sky. After Pei Yanzhi finished singing, his heart was relaxed, and he finally finished singing this paragraph, it was not easy, he felt that his back was already soaked, and he was more tired than singing a martial arts drama by himself.

Yu Degang flicked his sleeves, knelt on one knee on the ground, and opened his mouth to sing, "The princess called me to make an oath, knelt on the earth, three feet from the ground, the gods appeared, the heart asked the mouth to ask the sky, do not look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, the husband and wife have been in love for many years, if I visit my mother and do not return——"

Pei Yanzhidu is almost stupid, big brother, how many words have you added yourself, the original words are "The princess called me to make an oath and knelt on the ground Pingchuan, if I don't return my mother-"

Who knew that Yu Degang actually added four sentences by himself, but it sounds like that.

Pei Yanzhi almost forgot what he was going to say, until Yu Degang sighed, and then quickly woke up like a dream and continued, "How is it-"

Yu Degang actually knows his own problems, but he has already enjoyed singing, so be it!

"The yellow sand covers the surface, and the bones are incomplete—" Yu Degang gritted his teeth and sang this sentence.

Pei Yanzhi said, this is also what I want to say.