Chapter 63: Mr. spares his life
"What are they laughing at? What are you laughing at, what's wrong with turtle meat, why can't boys eat it?" Several hosts in the anchor room also laughed, only Xi Xi had a puzzled face.
"Uh...... This and this, turtle meat is very good, nourishing yin and replenishing yang, and the effect is very good. In fact, in ancient times, this was also a kind of medicinal material, and it was good for girls to eat it, and it was good for boys to eat it. Brother Bo scratched his head, and it didn't seem to be easy to phrase.
"Cut, it's an aphrodisiac!" Fang Qian said: "So men like to eat this thing." ”
"Uh......" Xi Xi's little face was also slightly red, and he regretted his fuss.
"Are you saying that eating this will work on men's sexual function?" Bei Ye was puzzled again, and foreigners spoke straight, and asked whatever they wanted.
"It's a drop. "Brother Bo is definitely sure and certain, it seems that he has personal experience in doing more.
This is the category of traditional Chinese medicine, the traditional culture with a long history of 5,000 years is broad and profound, even a smart foreigner like Pei Ye can't understand it, they only believe in Western medicine, and don't understand Chinese medicine at all, which is also one of the specific manifestations of the cultural conflict between the East and the West.
It is said that a Chinese man was seen in a hospital in the West and told the doctor that his kidney was not good. If it was in our country, the doctor would have understood it at the time.
But the foreigner doctor knew a fart, and he did all kinds of tests for him very seriously, and the results showed that there was no problem with the kidneys of this person. But the patient is convincing......
After repeated questioning, I found out the reason, I was really dumbfounded, and I couldn't cry or laugh.
Several people enthusiastically discussed the taste and utility of turtle meat, but Kunkun did not speak all the time. Do you dare to eat turtle meat? I don't know if this is a national first-class protected animal? And it is also one of the protected animals specified in the Convention on International Wildlife Trade, which applies to the whole world.
If you eat turtle meat, is it illegal? Hmph, I'll see how you kill the turtle, and I'll see how you die!
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"Ahem, let's kill it first, I haven't eaten turtle meat either, so let's try it too." Han Chong changed the topic in time, otherwise these girls might not know what to say?
"How do you kill this thing?" The fat man carried a sharp knife around the turtle several times and didn't find a place to start, scratching his head worriedly: "I've killed pigs, sheep, and chickens, but the thing is ...... I relied on it to stare at me! No, I don't dare. ”
"I'll do it. A woman suddenly flashed next to her, snatching the sharp knife in the fat man's hand with her arms and sleeves, her small round face was tense, her big eyes were wide, her silver teeth were clenched, and her willow eyebrows were upside down...... It's really a murderous aura! But it was Xiao Ai who took the initiative to ask Ying and was willing to be a butcher.
Who said that women are inferior to men?
Xiang Ze has been watching from the sidelines, and the bystanders suddenly went into a trance. Looking at everyone again, everyone seemed to be still, even the sound disappeared, and they stood in place in a daze, maintaining a laughing or surprised or excited or flat expression, like a group of wooden people...... Huh? What's going on?
But I saw the big turtle roll on the spot, turn into the appearance of a white-bearded old man, slowly walked in front of him and knelt on the ground: "Sir, Wan Wang raises his noble hand and spares the villain's life!" ”
As he spoke, he kowtowed like pounding garlic, and the mud was knocked out of a big pit, and the dust was flying.
"Who are you?" Xiang Ze also asked knowingly, because this old man is clearly this big turtle!
"The little tortoiseshell, who has lived in the sea for 800 years, accidentally fell asleep last night, and was swept into a waterhole by a tornado, and was captured by Mr. For my little spiritual sake, spare my life and let me go back to the sea. ”
As he spoke, he continued to kowtow, and his forehead was bleeding! Xiang Ze couldn't bear to look at this. "Get up quickly, I promise to spare your life...... But it's dozens of miles from the sea, and I can't send you back. With your crawling speed, I'm afraid you'll have to be caught by others on the road. ”
Heaven has the virtue of a good life, Xiang Ze has a kind heart, since he has become a sperm, and he is so bitterly begging, can he still bear to watch him be killed? Besides, there is no loss in this, just eat a few less meals of turtle meat......
"Thank you, sir, thank you, sir, the grace of saving your life, spare your life, the little one will never dare to forget, Mr. Dade will be rewarded in the future! It will be very easy for me to go back, there is a cave over there that leads directly to the sea, as long as you put me there, I can swim back by myself......" After saying that, he kowtowed three times in a row, and threw himself to the ground.
Xiang Ze came back to his senses, but saw Xiao Ai carrying a knife and gesturing on the neck of the big turtle, looking for a suitable knife point, so he hurriedly shouted to her: "Wait!"
"What's the matter, Brother Xiang, do you want to do it yourself, that's up to you." Xiao Ai hurriedly took a step back and handed him the knife.
"No, I think this turtle is so big, I guess it has lived for many years, so don't kill it. Xiang Ze walked over and caught a glimpse of a broken piece on the turtle's head, the blood was fresh, and his heart moved again, the weird scene just now was definitely not an illusion!
"Isn't it, Brother Xiang? Why is your heart so soft, don't you want to eat turtle meat? If you can't bear it, go into the house and don't look at it, and I'll call you when the meat is cooked." "Ruan Xiaomeng is not willing to let the turtle meat fly to her mouth.
"The gentleman is far away from cooking, hahaha, Brother Xiang is really a gentleman. But this turtle is hundreds of pounds, and it's a pity to let it go. Han Chong didn't think so.
"Brother Xiang, you kill ...... You dare to kill anything, why don't you dare to kill a big turtle?" Lu Yan'er also felt that Xiang Ze's words were inexplicable.
"Hmm...... Brother Xiang is right, let's not kill it. I remember that sea turtles are also protected animals that are strictly prohibited from killing under the Convention on International Wildlife Trade. If we kill it, we're breaking the law. Xiao Zhen was very smart and immediately helped Xiang Ze find a good reason.
In fact, it is impossible to have so many scruples about surviving on the island, people are going to starve to death, so what kind of protection animals do you care? As long as you can catch it, of course, you have to fill your stomach first.
In fact, the players on the island don't know how many waves of protected animals they have eaten these days, and no one thinks anything is wrong.
And what should you do if you encounter some fierce beasts? For example, if a leopard wants to eat you, do you say you will kill it or do you take the initiative to undress and put it in its mouth? This is the simple truth, civilized society has laws, and nature also has rules, and survival comes first.
"Yes, let's live broadcast it, so many people are watching. Xiao Lian glanced at the drones above her head and reminded in a low voice.
"Cut, who cares about this? But we all listen to your big brother Xiang, you said let it go, anyway, there are lobsters to eat...... You won't want to release the lobster, will you?" "Ruan Xiaomeng quickly ran into the bamboo tube and picked up a big lobster in one hand and hid it behind his back.
"If you don't kill it, do you still have to keep it? Good fellow, how much food does such a big physique have to eat a day? Can you afford to raise it?" the fat man questioned again.